Mombasa

[Member #4178]

The hotels, etc. In Mtwapa: all overpriced shitholes. In a dusty and dirty village.

We see things at the same way. Don't forget the shit African food encircled by fly. Want to eat reasonable. Go get fucked at Nakumat with overprice menu.

Who want to feel a target in his vacation and change hotels room like a runner terrorist.

[Tom Mabuhay]

So let me explain:

1. They need to reduce hotel price back to normal. (As it used to be). Before monger was forced to shift to shit hole Mtwapa due to the impossible price on the beach.

2. Stop stealing and breaking into hotels rooms.

3. Court and police need to stop arresting tourist and extorting money from them. In this situation every girl can send us to jail for nothing.

But they will never understand that. I know since I lived there and not plan to come back as I don't liked to get cheated, blackmailed and lost my valuables while in vacation.

You could see the result of all the nonsense going on here at the 'Standard' newspaper today. Passenger numbers down last year 20% and this year another 35. Many hotels are now applying 'emergency measures'. Less stuff, etc.

But don't expect any discounts at the 'better' hotels. As a foreigner they will charge you the regular rate, even if you intend to stay a few weeks. But in front of your eyes they are giving discounts to locals, who are staying just a day or two.

The hotels, etc. In Mtwapa: all overpriced shitholes. In a dusty and dirty village.

About the 'pirates': Forget the place! Dead! Also poor and overpriced food! Terribel 'washrooms'!

Maintenance? What's that?

'Big tree' also very quiet at the moment, like almost all the places.

[Jiggydus]

Is that you?

No that is a brother from another mother doing what I did in Ghana, Uganda, and Mombasa with sweet non pros.

[Naked Gunz]

who is on the rag and has a tampon stuck up inside her twat.

Is that you?

[Jiggydus]

Mate you don't need to justify yourself. We all go to these places for our own reasons and to have a good time in our own way to do what we want. We are not all the same. Thanks for your post I enjoyed the read.

I don't judge any fellow monger. I was simply stating what I have discussed with certain ladies who forgot to keep playing the "I am a good girl role" and divulged some info about the goings on at places they frequent like Casaurina Nomad. I recall I picked up this chick while riding in a matatu, asked her about Tembo (when it still existed; now just a memory) , and she agreed to accompany me. I scored that night with her and on another visit to Mombasa (yes the punani was that good). While we were at Tembo observing the scene perched from the top of the bowl, she made comments about certain of the mzungus. I had another friend who is now married to a mzungu from either Norway or Sweden who would tell me all about her exploits in the club. This lady was sharp. She also was a good fuck, but I only got chance to bang her twice, once at Kahama (that was my other guy in adjacent room banging on door separating the rooms" story) and once at her place (my only time banging in chicas place). They do talk. Does anything bad come out of it for mzungus that rub them wrong way? Not always, but it has happened. If she declined money you offered during time with her, then yes, she got what she deserved at the end. Like Wilyboy points out, most of these ladies are interested in your wallet, though there are exceptions.

I like to think I have found the exceptions, especially the ones that communicate with me everyday and never request financial assistance from me even though did tell me about death of family member or medical emergency of another family member.

The snapshot depicts the only way to bang a chick who is on the rag and has a tampon stuck up inside her twat.

[Jamie69]

Let me elaborate on this, since you seem to be confused here:

The 7000 ksh were that one night party in Il covo. Of those 7000 ksh, I have drunk for around 5000 to 5500 ksh, so the rest was consumed by the girl.

I have paid her only the first night she went with me for sex, so that would be another 1500 ksh. The five days after I first met her, she didn't want to take any money from me, so cost is equal to 0 for fucking her those five days (direct pay for sex). Now, since she eated when with me (mostly chips or rice) and drunk a Tusker here and there, I paid for those. When you sum everything, and divide it by 5 (or 6 if I count the night I met her) , the cost for this girl was around 900 ksh per day (only for the girl, not my personal expenses for accommodation).

Taxi, apartment, drinking and food (for me) I have in a different calculation, since it is money spend by me on me.

I always keep record of my spending's when traveling, that way I know exactly how much I already spent, and how much money I still have for the holiday.

Mate you don't need to justify yourself. We all go to these places for our own reasons and to have a good time in our own way to do what we want. We are not all the same. Thanks for your post I enjoyed the read.

[Willyboy]

Let me elaborate on this, since you seem to be confused here:

The 7000 ksh were that one night party in Il covo. Of those 7000 ksh, I have drunk for around 5000 to 5500 ksh, so the rest was consumed by the girl.

I have paid her only the first night she went with me for sex, so that would be another 1500 ksh. The five days after I first met her, she didn't want to take any money from me, so cost is equal to 0 for fucking her those five days (direct pay for sex). Now, since she eated when with me (mostly chips or rice) and drunk a Tusker here and there, I paid for those. When you sum everything, and divide it by 5 (or 6 if I count the night I met her) , the cost for this girl was around 900 ksh per day (only for the girl, not my personal expenses for accommodation).

Taxi, apartment, drinking and food (for me) I have in a different calculation, since it is money spend by me on me.

I always keep record of my spending's when traveling, that way I know exactly how much I already spent, and how much money I still have for the holiday.

The price of food and drinks from your girl does not count as consideration of sex services. Of its consumption can they not pay her rent. I always suggest 2 k / night. Not enough. On to the next 5 days with the same. Nothing for me. After breakfast. Out the door with 3 pillow.

[Naked Gunz]

Let me elaborate on this, since you seem to be confused here:

Like I said, you got married.

Your getting so much blow back because you put the information out there. At the end of the day, what you did, and what you paid in Kenya is your business.

I have been on ISG since 2005. I should have way more posts if I chose to write about every girl I banged and how I banged her in all those years. Believe me I lost count a long, long time ago. The bulk of my experience is going to the same spots everyone knows about, paying standard fare, taking the ride, and sending her home. No drama, no real story to tell- at least to me.

I'm on this site to gather logistics, and I post the same info to help others- especially those in an area for the first time. Most members here love dime store novellas, and want blow by blow details. Seems to me they're holding their crank while reading. If you provide all that, expect some repercussion.

If the girl walked away with a smile, or at least not pissing and moaning, everybody's happy-true?

[Mile4444]

Wauw 900ksh / day for food, apartment, taxi, girl. How you doing this. One pizza with cola cost 1010ksh in big tree.

Somethimes. You write about 7000ksh / one evening, than about 900ksh / day all in.

Let me elaborate on this, since you seem to be confused here:

The 7000 ksh were that one night party in Il covo. Of those 7000 ksh, I have drunk for around 5000 to 5500 ksh, so the rest was consumed by the girl.

I have paid her only the first night she went with me for sex, so that would be another 1500 ksh. The five days after I first met her, she didn't want to take any money from me, so cost is equal to 0 for fucking her those five days (direct pay for sex). Now, since she eated when with me (mostly chips or rice) and drunk a Tusker here and there, I paid for those. When you sum everything, and divide it by 5 (or 6 if I count the night I met her) , the cost for this girl was around 900 ksh per day (only for the girl, not my personal expenses for accommodation).

Taxi, apartment, drinking and food (for me) I have in a different calculation, since it is money spend by me on me.

I always keep record of my spending's when traveling, that way I know exactly how much I already spent, and how much money I still have for the holiday.

[Willyboy]

Hi all,

At Jhack111.

I just reported what that women told me, no other intention on that. I didn't have any problems here, and no close encounter with the police, so no personal experience.

At Willyboy.

Of course they are all Gold diggers. Money is everything here, and I am aware that they see me as a walking ATM, and nothing more. Also, I was keeping shut on my personal information, didn't tell anyone where I am from or what I do in my life. Even when asked how long I'll stay, I just replayed "don't know yet". All my stuff was always locked in my luggage, and the most important pieces (pass and personal documents) were in the safe, also I carried just enough money with me as I might need. Except for the party on Friday, I was on low profile, not showing off any money that wasn't needed.

For the Party and the 7000 ksh spent, I love to party, and I drink a lot when I party, so that one I don't see as spending on the girl. Of those money, I spent around 80% on my drinks and a pizza, on the girl was spent at most around 1500 ksh.

At Naked Gunz.

That honeymoon comment just made me laugh so badly! I am still recovering! It's kinda true, LOL! Hahaha.

Nevertheless, I was in no way getting "serious" with her (from my side) , just a great time spent with her (and in her of course). I noticed that she is getting attached after 3 days, but in lack of mongering experience, learned it now the hard way!..

Wauw 900ksh / day for food, apartment, taxi, girl. How you doing this. One pizza with cola cost 1010ksh in big tree.

Somethimes. You write about 7000ksh / one evening, than about 900ksh / day all in.

[LustyHombre]

Mtwapa. Ask anyone who has visited the town before and they will smile.

What irritates me most are the beach boys who do nothing all day they sit hoping they will get a white old lady to provide for them. As for the ladies, as long as you are a white male then count yourself lucky. Then there is a group of White men called "Kenya Kimbo" funny name. They are called KK for they have been living in Kenya for so long that they have learned how to make a good bargain using the Swahili Language.

What happens in Mtwapa stays in Mtwapa.

Kenya Kimbo is Malaya speak for ' CHEAP WHITE BASTARD ' and applies to the vast majority of wazungu living in Mtwapa (low budget European retirees stretching their monthly check like a rubber band ).

To ordinary Kenyans KIMBO is a Supermarket brand of cheap white lard used for frying, therefore everybody immediately understands what kind of a person you are if somebody refers to you as a Kimbo.

[Mile4444]

Hi all,

At Jhack111.

I just reported what that women told me, no other intention on that. I didn't have any problems here, and no close encounter with the police, so no personal experience.

At Willyboy.

Of course they are all Gold diggers. Money is everything here, and I am aware that they see me as a walking ATM, and nothing more. Also, I was keeping shut on my personal information, didn't tell anyone where I am from or what I do in my life. Even when asked how long I'll stay, I just replayed "don't know yet". All my stuff was always locked in my luggage, and the most important pieces (pass and personal documents) were in the safe, also I carried just enough money with me as I might need. Except for the party on Friday, I was on low profile, not showing off any money that wasn't needed.

For the Party and the 7000 ksh spent, I love to party, and I drink a lot when I party, so that one I don't see as spending on the girl. Of those money, I spent around 80% on my drinks and a pizza, on the girl was spent at most around 1500 ksh.

At Naked Gunz.

That honeymoon comment just made me laugh so badly! I am still recovering! It's kinda true, LOL! Hahaha.

Nevertheless, I was in no way getting "serious" with her (from my side) , just a great time spent with her (and in her of course). I noticed that she is getting attached after 3 days, but in lack of mongering experience, learned it now the hard way!

General recap.

And now I am at he hotel just relaxing my last 4 days, phone is shut down, and no one knows where I went, so I am not worried that I might get any trouble now.

I will for sure return to Mombasa again, but that time I will behave much differently, especially with the girls. After all, it was my first mongering trip I went to, and gained a lot of experience here. Next time I want to go through a lot more of those fine asses here!

For my next time I will try to find some fellow monger company, since I like company a lot, and I am very flexible on my vacation times through the year.

For finances, I keep a neat record of my money spent here (food, drinks, girls, apartment, taxi, miscellaneous) , and on that girl, in the time spent with her, the damage to my pocket was just around 900 ksh per day.

[Neddy69]

No wonder he kept her for days. Was it really 5 days? Holy shyt that's a honeymoon! When they try and get comfortable I'm pulling my hair out trying not to be rude to get them out the door after one day!

Haha I had only one honeymoon with Ugandan chick for 5 days, but actually she (but she had tits man) asked me to leave LOL, she had a German BF somewhere and was hoping to get a Visa, I told her yeah maybe if you are the daughter of Museveni LOL. Otherwise I kick them out in the morning very politely, saying that I ve some business and I am calling them again or not.

I never discuss money beforehand usually for an overnighter they get 1000 ksh. I always hand over pesa, when she is in front of the entrance door, so no time to complain, and anyway if you know the rates no need to discuss 1000 is very handsome pay, considering what locals pay and how they treat their girls. I never treat them as malayas but then again, I never (well almost) never go for a girl which approaches me. Thanks to the members of this forum I need to know what to look out for profi Malayas like expensive phone, smoking cigarettes, drinking heavy I leave my hands off of those. The most important is that you are white LOOOL. Looking forward to return to the 45 + white male Paradise.

Neddy

In love of black booty.

Withdrawal symptoms due to distance to Africa. But I'll be back in October LOL

[Naked Gunz]

until my girl decides to [CodeWord140] me off, made me a scene right there because I talked to some girls,

Wow, ultimate disrespect. I try to keep that "my girl" thought out of my head when I'm with a provider I keep longer than overnight.

You flirted with the other hoes she may have a beef with. Word will get out that so and so can't keep her clients happy. Competition is fierce.

There's always a better hoe out there, the fun is the hunt in finding her, not getting lazy with the same one for days. And apparently you were bored with her because you initiated conversation with the other hoes.

I agree that was not cool. I guarantee the girl knows how much he dropped in that club only to give her the club entrance fee for 5 days of banging. I always do right by the ladies I decide to see on multiple occasions.

I imagine that girl will now spread the word (in Kswahili) for ladies to watch out for you.

I would much rather take matatus for rides between hotel and destinations and eat at the less expensive, but still good Kenyan eateries so I could gift my chick 1, 000kshs per day than to try to look like a high roller and shortchange my chica.

No wonder he kept her for days. Was it really 5 days? Holy shyt that's a honeymoon! When they try and get comfortable I'm pulling my hair out trying not to be rude to get them out the door after one day!

[NGong]

I agree that was not cool. I guarantee the girl knows how much he dropped in that club only to give her the club entrance fee for 5 days of banging. I always do right by the ladies I decide to see on multiple occasions.

I imagine that girl will now spread the word (in Kswahili) for ladies to watch out for you.

I would much rather take matatus for rides between hotel and destinations and eat at the less expensive, but still good Kenyan eateries so I could gift my chick 1, 000kshs per day than to try to look like a high roller and shortchange my chica.

Jiggydus,

There are two things when it is real he is in danger this girl can be very serious looking for him with some family members or it is not real but only somebody who want to write a story,

I expect number two.

Greetings, Ngong