Chiang Mai

[Ralph Kramden]

Last month a friend visited us in Chiang Mai from England and we decided to have a trip to Chiang Rai for a few days, in which I haven't visited for many years.

First we went on a one day organised tour. Cost 1000 baht each for the trip in an air conditioned mini bus, that included all the main tourist areas including right up to the Burmese border, the hill tribes, white temple, the black house, opium museum and the Golden triangle, with a nice lunch thrown in. It was great and well worth the money.

The night life and adult scene although only covering a very small area and mainly in the Jet Rod Road areas, hardly mentioned in the mongers guides, I found had a lot more on offer and far cheaper than any of the much larger adult entertainment areas in Chiang Mai.

Massage parlours: A standard oil massage in an average no frills massage parlour that are abundant in Chiang Rai was priced from 250 baht up to 300 baht per hour. But many of the girls were young lookers, totally the reverse to the old granny parlours of Chiang Mai and at least 90% of these girls were offering full sex. I was surprised because in most of the parlours I visited I did not even have to work at it, the girls made it quite clear that boom boom was on offer if I wanted it. Cost for a full 1 hour massage followed by some no hurried full sex totalled 1300 baht. 300 for the massage. 1000 for the sex. Tip: Take your own condoms, as some of the girls did not have any available and quite rightly they won`t perform without them.

Bars: There are a good many small open bars in the Jet Rod Road and surrounding areas. These appeared to have escaped all the clampdowns and restrictions that have fated Chiang Mai. Many of the bars are open right through the night, the girls were openly displaying their wares to all and sundry and most important, the majority are young lookers, nothing like the skank located in the Chiang Mai, Loi Kroh Road. A takeaway back to our hotel was 300 baht bar fine and 1000 baht for a couple of hours with the girl, maybe all night if she likes you. The lady drinks were a bit of a rip off, priced between 290 baht to 300 baht a shot. But after only buying 1 lady drink and some idle chat, the girls were quite willing to go with me, so that wasn't really a problem. I made the most of it and filled my boots at every opportunity.

Another good surprise were the numerous decent Farang food restaurants that seemed to have sprung up since my last visit years before, and again these were far cheaper and better value than the Western style restaurants of Chiang Mai.

The only downside that during the days we were there, between January 16th to January 24th, it was very cold, even at the hotel where we stayed. But luckily there were no problems getting a bed warmer for the night from one of the nearby bars, and then things soon began to warm up.

I would recommend a trip to Chiang Rai, a town that although the adult entertainments are on a smaller scale, has much more and better quality for cheaper options on offer for the monger. I also found the Thais and the Farangs I met in Chiang Rai were very friendly and socialable. We soon made friends in the bars that we visited.

Thank you for your excellent report Arthur. Had I known this about Chang Rai I would have visited there long ago.

[Arthur Tick]

Last month a friend visited us in Chiang Mai from England and we decided to have a trip to Chiang Rai for a few days, in which I haven't visited for many years.

First we went on a one day organised tour. Cost 1000 baht each for the trip in an air conditioned mini bus, that included all the main tourist areas including right up to the Burmese border, the hill tribes, white temple, the black house, opium museum and the Golden triangle, with a nice lunch thrown in. It was great and well worth the money.

The night life and adult scene although only covering a very small area and mainly in the Jet Rod Road areas, hardly mentioned in the mongers guides, I found had a lot more on offer and far cheaper than any of the much larger adult entertainment areas in Chiang Mai.

Massage parlours: A standard oil massage in an average no frills massage parlour that are abundant in Chiang Rai was priced from 250 baht up to 300 baht per hour. But many of the girls were young lookers, totally the reverse to the old granny parlours of Chiang Mai and at least 90% of these girls were offering full sex. I was surprised because in most of the parlours I visited I did not even have to work at it, the girls made it quite clear that boom boom was on offer if I wanted it. Cost for a full 1 hour massage followed by some no hurried full sex totalled 1300 baht. 300 for the massage. 1000 for the sex. Tip: Take your own condoms, as some of the girls did not have any available and quite rightly they won`t perform without them.

Bars: There are a good many small open bars in the Jet Rod Road and surrounding areas. These appeared to have escaped all the clampdowns and restrictions that have fated Chiang Mai. Many of the bars are open right through the night, the girls were openly displaying their wares to all and sundry and most important, the majority are young lookers, nothing like the skank located in the Chiang Mai, Loi Kroh Road. A takeaway back to our hotel was 300 baht bar fine and 1000 baht for a couple of hours with the girl, maybe all night if she likes you. The lady drinks were a bit of a rip off, priced between 290 baht to 300 baht a shot. But after only buying 1 lady drink and some idle chat, the girls were quite willing to go with me, so that wasn't really a problem. I made the most of it and filled my boots at every opportunity.

Another good surprise were the numerous decent Farang food restaurants that seemed to have sprung up since my last visit years before, and again these were far cheaper and better value than the Western style restaurants of Chiang Mai.

The only downside that during the days we were there, between January 16th to January 24th, it was very cold, even at the hotel where we stayed. But luckily there were no problems getting a bed warmer for the night from one of the nearby bars, and then things soon began to warm up.

I would recommend a trip to Chiang Rai, a town that although the adult entertainments are on a smaller scale, has much more and better quality for cheaper options on offer for the monger. I also found the Thais and the Farangs I met in Chiang Rai were very friendly and socialable. We soon made friends in the bars that we visited.

[Arthur Tick]

Put like that, it does indeed not sound very interesting. But you do seem to have missed a few things:

- "w28" normally means the woman is 28 years old.

- The craigslist add has a photo attached, presumably of the person. It's a photo from behind and does not show the person very well, but it could be a pleasant looking women who does not appear to be more fat than a pregnant woman would be expected to be.

- Some people appear to have a fetish for pregnant women. If you have this fetish you can not walk into any random massage joint expecting to get your fetish satisfied, so it does make some sense that this person would rent out her fetish-accomodating hand for more than the standard 500B, being the supply is less. Of course, I suspect demand is also considerably less, but never mind that.

- You have 1-2 hours and can have your cravings satisfied multiple times, unlike the "one-shot" HJ you might be comparing the price to.

So while of no interest to me, I suspect that for the interested parties, this is not necessarily the bad deal you make it out to be. The stringent conditions are to the greater part also spelled out, so presumably there will be less reason for complaint / surprise on the customers behalf. You will also get a new toothbrush, for free, or included in the price, depending on how you look at things.

I am only placing this in perspective and to let everyone know what`s on offer regarding the ad.

If you think this is a good deal and good value for the price, than go for it.

[Werqweq]

The Ad:

HJ and Prostate Massage in Chiang Mai Dec 26 to Jan 1st. W4m. 28 (Chiang Mai)

I will be on Vacation in Chiang Mai for a week and would like to give a few guys a special treat while I am there. I love giving prostate massage and HJ. Please cum on my breast. I am Filipino, attractive and fluent in English. For more info. Contact me...

Put like that, it does indeed not sound very interesting. But you do seem to have missed a few things:

- "w28" normally means the woman is 28 years old.

- The craigslist add has a photo attached, presumably of the person. It's a photo from behind and does not show the person very well, but it could be a pleasant looking women who does not appear to be more fat than a pregnant woman would be expected to be.

- Some people appear to have a fetish for pregnant women. If you have this fetish you can not walk into any random massage joint expecting to get your fetish satisfied, so it does make some sense that this person would rent out her fetish-accomodating hand for more than the standard 500B, being the supply is less. Of course, I suspect demand is also considerably less, but never mind that.

- You have 1-2 hours and can have your cravings satisfied multiple times, unlike the "one-shot" HJ you might be comparing the price to.

So while of no interest to me, I suspect that for the interested parties, this is not necessarily the bad deal you make it out to be. The stringent conditions are to the greater part also spelled out, so presumably there will be less reason for complaint / surprise on the customers behalf. You will also get a new toothbrush, for free, or included in the price, depending on how you look at things.

[Arthur Tick]

The Ad:

HJ and Prostate Massage in Chiang Mai Dec 26 to Jan 1st. W4m. 28 (Chiang Mai)

I will be on Vacation in Chiang Mai for a week and would like to give a few guys a special treat while I am there. I love giving prostate massage and HJ. Please cum on my breast. I am Filipino, attractive and fluent in English. For more info. Contact me.

I contacted this person, the reply:

Thanks for your interest.

I live in BKK, Minburi area off Ramkhamhaeng and will be in Chiang Mai from Dec 26th to Jan 2nd.

I am a well educated Filipino married to an American. My English is excellent.

Thanks for your interest. I love giving both a HJ and Prostate massage.

I am married and my husband is fine with me doing this.

What I like: I love to give a HJ. I love cum on my firm, large beautiful size 36 C breast. Playing with a man's hard cock and watching him cum makes me wet.

I enjoy very much giving a prostate massage as well.

HJ, I am good at. Take all the time you need and your welcome to rest and cum again if you like.

Prostate massage, I enjoy giving. I will ask you to shower here at my place and provide you with a cleaning enema. Once you're done, if you like, I will come in, wash your back, bottom and cock with a nice smelling shower gel. I am very clean and like a clean man to play with.

I will provide a new toothbrush for you to use as well, just to freshen up.

My pussy is off limits. Ok if you want to touch lightly over my panties, but your not allowed to enter. If you want to have a taste, I will finger myself and you can lick my finger.

Gift. 1,500 for HJ or Prostate Massage 2, 000. 2,500 for both.

Time: I around 1-2 hours, no rush, even longer if needed. Cum as many times as you like.

Location: To be announced once we have an agreement.

If you're still interested. Let me know.

Michelle.

Lets put all this into layman's terms:

At this person's place, the man is asked to take a shower and is than told to shove a device unassisted up his ass as a cleaning enema.

Once that's done the person will walk into the shower give a fast rubdown with some gel. Why the toothbrush I have no idea? Maybe this person's husband runs a toothbrush factory? After that it`s a limited touch no thrills hand job except that the guy can suck on a finger that has been placed up some smelly pussy which gives a new meaning to the description of a Findus fish finger. Hopefully the woman will let the guy suck on her finger before she shoves it up his ass?

And that's it, will set you back 1500 baht for a basic no touch, no thrills hand job or 2500 baht for the pleasure of allowing her to shove a finger up the ass.

Also to note, this woman who calls herself Michelle, does not give any details of her appearance or of her age.

OK then, any takers please?

[Arthur Tick]

Thanks mate. Will try to explore and off course a full report will submitted after my trip.

Sorry that my posts regarding the commercial Chiang Mai sex scene seem always more negative than positive.

I have a lot of contacts in Chiang Mai and whatever I find out I try to pass on the info on here, whether good or bad.

As regards the tourist situation in Thailand this year, it`s now well down due to the political disputes (ignore the official tourist figure claims) in Bangkok and many of the bar and massage establishments in Chiang Mai are struggling for business at the present.

This could work to an advantage and gives us mongers a lot more bargaining power, so worth keeping in mind or in other words it`s probably worth haggling the odds and don`t have to settle for the take it or leave it attitudes as was during the good times for these businesses.

The best options are to visit the bars and massage parlours just outside the main tourist drags as these will be more desperate for your money and may oblige in things that they wouldn`t normally do when they had a steady flow of tourists on the go.

When in Chiang Mai, better to hire a motorbike rather than use taxis to travel the area, as this gives one more access to the different areas and more freedom to survey the lay of the land.

[Kiasi]

Thanks mate. Will try to explore and off course a full report will submitted after my trip.

As far as I know there doesn`t seem to be any operating in Chiang Mai.

You can check online such as craigslist and classifieds, even dating sites and I doubt you will be successful.

There are those advertising on the commercial escorts sites, but most of these are demanding at least 5000 baht just to turn up, say hello and acknowledge you exist, that`s before even all the negotiating to decide what services the woman is willing to offer and for how much, strictly a pay as you go, something similar to being in a taxi with the metre running.

There used to be some that hung around the discos, but I believe the police clamped down on those some time ago. Not sure about Spicys, but the women in there are only bar girls working over time.

There a few freelancer girls that hang around the Taepae Gate area during the night, who will go a session for a little as 300 baht, if you`re willing to take the risk.

But of course if anyone knows better, than please pass on some details.

[SirWilliam4]

Dear Bro,

I will be in Chiang Mai for the first time in my life. I wonder does any bro have any escort or agent contact where I can find a nice pretty young cute free lancer girl instead of the bar girl.

Thank you for the help.

I agree. The agencies are pricey. Find one on your own. Take a walk up Loy Khro Road, close to the Tapei Gate. Walk all the way up to the complex of bars around the boxing ring there. (Muay Thai, it is called.) I've picked a couple of absolutely delightful ladies from there. Reasonable price, say 1. 500 THB for LT and delightful service. Always earned a tip from me after that experience.

SW

[Arthur Tick]

Dear Bro,

I will be in Chiang Mai for the first time in my life. I wonder does any bro have any escort or agent contact where I can find a nice pretty young cute free lancer girl instead of the bar girl.

Thank you for the help.

As far as I know there doesn`t seem to be any operating in Chiang Mai.

You can check online such as craigslist and classifieds, even dating sites and I doubt you will be successful.

There are those advertising on the commercial escorts sites, but most of these are demanding at least 5000 baht just to turn up, say hello and acknowledge you exist, that`s before even all the negotiating to decide what services the woman is willing to offer and for how much, strictly a pay as you go, something similar to being in a taxi with the metre running.

There used to be some that hung around the discos, but I believe the police clamped down on those some time ago. Not sure about Spicys, but the women in there are only bar girls working over time.

There a few freelancer girls that hang around the Taepae Gate area during the night, who will go a session for a little as 300 baht, if you`re willing to take the risk.

But of course if anyone knows better, than please pass on some details.

[Kiasi]

Dear Bro,

I will be in Chiang Mai for the first time in my life. I wonder does any bro have any escort or agent contact where I can find a nice pretty young cute free lancer girl instead of the bar girl.

Thank you for the help.

[KaaoBoy]

If you`re still not sure, find the Lai Thai guest house on Google Street view. Go passed the guesthouse on the left and as the road bears left, you will see the massage parlour. Can`t be any more precise than this.

OK, I think I know where you are talking about now.

How heavy is this masseuse?

[Arthur Tick]

I think I went to the wrong place. On the corner is a tour place, after that a salon of sorts, then a massage place called Athitan Health Massage. This is where I got my massage. My first clue that I was in error was the price: 400 baht for one hour oil massage, not 300. A grizzled old lady whose leg I wouldn't allow my dog to hump, greeted me and gave me a choice between her and slim 20 yr old. Yes, of course I chose the latter.

I think I talk too much. We had a great conversation, but nothing remotely arousing happened. Afraid I didn't represent the mother land very well this outing. At the risk of losing some respect, I feel I should confess, I'm a bloody Yank.

Is this shop before or after you make the turn to head toward Panthip? Before I make another attempt, could you please give some small description of my target, in addition to late 40's early 50's?

I have no idea where you ended up.

Just checked my recommended massage parlour out on Google Street view. The words massage parlour is printed in English on the sign, but the name of the parlour is in Thai, so I don`t know the name of it.

First, get yourself to the moat end of the Loi Kroh Road, which is the Kotchasan Road. So if you are at the end of the Loi Kroh road, turn left and walk straight on. You will approach the Lai Thai Guest house on your left. Walk passed it. Then literally just a few metres passed the Lai Thai guest house, the Kotchasan Road ends and then a road bends sharp left and sharp right. Right on the corer where the road bears left is the massage parlour. It`s the only one there, a blind man couldn`t miss it.

If you`re still not sure, find the Lai Thai guest house on Google Street view. Go passed the guesthouse on the left and as the road bears left, you will see the massage parlour. Can`t be any more precise than this.

[KaaoBoy]

Yes, would look forward to your report and remember you`re doing this for England (LOL).

Be wary of the one down the Loi Kroh Road, these are money girls and although will do FS will push for as much as possible. The first parlour I mentioned is a dead sert providing you`re not too fussy.

I think I went to the wrong place. On the corner is a tour place, after that a salon of sorts, then a massage place called Athitan Health Massage. This is where I got my massage. My first clue that I was in error was the price: 400 baht for one hour oil massage, not 300. A grizzled old lady whose leg I wouldn't allow my dog to hump, greeted me and gave me a choice between her and slim 20 yr old. Yes, of course I chose the latter.

I think I talk too much. We had a great conversation, but nothing remotely arousing happened. Afraid I didn't represent the mother land very well this outing. At the risk of losing some respect, I feel I should confess, I'm a bloody Yank.

Is this shop before or after you make the turn to head toward Panthip? Before I make another attempt, could you please give some small description of my target, in addition to late 40's early 50's?

[Arthur Tick]

This sounds interesting to me. May have to check it out and post a report. Been a while since I've been out. I think it's time.

Thanks for the info, Arthur.

Yes, would look forward to your report and remember you`re doing this for England (LOL).

Be wary of the one down the Loi Kroh Road, these are money girls and although will do FS will push for as much as possible. The first parlour I mentioned is a dead sert providing you`re not too fussy.

[KaaoBoy]

First:

Starting out from the MacDonald's near the Taepae Gate by the moat, walk passed the Loi Kroh Road, which is on the left. Keep walking, go passed the Lai Thai Guesthouse on the left, and keep walking until the road ends and forks to the left and to the right. The left road is, Sidonchai Road. On the corner of moat road as the Sidonchai Road bears to the left is a massage parlour. They offer an oil massage for 300 baht. Once inside the massage table is located on the first floor of a hallway in between a stairway going up and down. At the time I could hear a family with kids on the floor above me, all the voices echoing in this hallway. The massage lady I guess was in her late 40s early 50s. After 30 minutes into the massage she asked me if I wanted boom, boom and then said how much would I be willing to pay her? Probably would have been very cheap, .

This sounds interesting to me. May have to check it out and post a report. Been a while since I've been out. I think it's time.

Thanks for the info, Arthur.