Medellin Reports

[Orgasmico]

These girls get totally overloaded with messages and friend requests. I was in the DR last week and I let a very run of the mill puta use my IPad to go on Facebook and I could not believe the traffic she had blowing through her account, she had over 50 messages waiting for her and over a hundred friend requests when she logged on. She had 3 guys she was calling her their novia and asking them all to buy her everything from a tablet to furniture for her house, I wanted to puke.

Keep in mind these chicas have thirsty SIMPS like the one in this vid texting them 30 times a day with google translator in tow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pma_tIQY4rg

[Ricker]

so before we zero in on the target a good bit of prelim observation is reqd, then straight out asking during the dance or conversation,"Mee Fehn, mai krap?" I take it even further by pressing the issue," Neh jai, krap?" "Khao toht, mai gohawk phom, dai mai, krap" or some such equivalent but with a smile and firm demeanor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlZbs...yer_detailpage

Ummmm great post Joe!!
We're all rootin for ya and your posse.
You seem to be truly the 'Man' among men and I already admire you.

No need for such bravado here either. Nobody here to impress or gives a flying fudge about how great your are.

Also nobody cares that you're 63, making great money in the states and can't get laid at home. Wonder why? Hahaha.

Is it just me, or did this Joe just escape from the loony bin LOL

And he wants to hang and bang. You can count me in if you are as good as this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoBztCCWfts

Lmao watching that clip!
Joe's in town!!
Go get em big Joe!!

[Manizales911]

And he wants to hang and bang. You can count me in if you are as good as this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoBztCCWfts

Cali, that's a perfect analogy, awesome.

[Hioctane]

Hotel Intercontinental $132. Holiday Inn $135. Sheraton $147. Hotel Ibis $56. Hotel Estelar Blue $130. Marriott (none)

Bummer, no Marriott in Medellin, would be my 1st choice and rack up some nice points on my Chase Marriott Card.

Ibis? Avoid, same option in BKK but young antelope want to see higher.

Estelar Blue is a could be but most likely will go to the antelope-soother, Sheraton.

Rooms always booked for 2 adults, works in Thigh-land, oughtta work in Medellin.

No apartments, no houses for the hunt...

Colombia is not SEA. The high end hotels will charge you a chica fee even if you reserve for 2. They want the girl to check in with you and stay the whole trip and not a different girl every night. The rules are always changing with these hotels. I would avoid the headache altogether and go for apartments.

[Member #4287]

And he wants to hang and bang. You can count me in if you are as good as this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoBztCCWfts

[Member #4287]

I'm from US and I paid upfront for 2 days in La Mansion which is their requirement for resservations, by credit card and was charged on my card around $200, would have been $85 if by Paypal so maybe that's where you got $85-90 from. But from their website the room I wanted went for 158,000 pesos which equals around 85 with 25% added fort credit card comes out to $100.

You get nailed paying with a credit card at the Mansion.

Used a credit card to make my first reservation at the Mansion as there was no way around it.

After my first trip I just leave a deposit for my next trip in cash. And when I know when I'm coming down next I just call them up and have the full amount applied to my reservation.

[Manny51]

1. The "mansion" doesn't charge ANYBODY $220. For a room.

2."We are planning to duplicate this together in Medellin sometime next year. We have a bet amongst us. The first guy who fails and succumbs to a pro woman pays dinner and drinks for the gang for a whole week."

I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, YOU"RE ALL GOING TO FAIL.

3."Get a hotel fellas, don't let yourselves be taken"

THE HOTEL IS GOING TO BUTT R*PE YOU.

Come on, now. Tut! Tut! Let them have fun. No need to be mean.

That being said, in this oldest profession in the history of the world, there have always been Johns who think that they have "figured it out", a way to "beat the system." Its as old as civilization. But he must now know that his rep is on the line. And this isn't just bragging in a bar. On the forum, people can always go back and look up EXACTLY what you said.

Remember that movie "Chasing Amy?" ". Every man needs to believe that they are Marco f#$*ng Polo when it comes to sex. Things would just roll a lot easier if everyone would just realize that there is nothing under the sun that hasn't been done long before you ever got here."

[Manizales911]

A torrent of effluvium that would make H2S a saint, shot out of both barrels the moment I pried the legs apart and blew me out the fucking window and into the pool. I just kept swimming and didn't stop.

That's because you went with a skank, there are skanks in every city in the world. I'm glad you didn't like the DR, one less a-hole for my lady friends to have to tolerate.

[SlamCity7777]

You obviously know absolutely nothing about Colombia and are setting yourself up for an epic FAIL.

Pride before the fall? Stay humble lest you be humbled? The fatal flaw of all great warriors and heroes. Hubris?

You can't compare your "success" in SEA to what might happen in Colombia. Loud mouth jerks get treated as such in to South America IMO. No need for such bravado here either. Nobody here to impress or gives a flying fudge about how great your are.

Also nobody cares that you're 63, making great money in the states and can't get laid at home. Wonder why? Hahaha.

If you want to report back, ask some questions right on. If you want to be a dbag and brag about yourself. Got nothing for ya homie!

You'll like SEA better.

[Manizales911]

5 hail marys too, to see if this post makes it to the board in this century.

The Mansion charges USD$85-90 for Aussies, Brits and 4 other nationalities that I know personally who have been there. I have full names and these fellas have given me very reliable info In the past about venues in LOS. Reliable sources IMHO. When I mentioned the $220 charge for yanks, they laffffffed and said, yeah, they know...

1. The "mansion" doesn't charge anybody $220. For a room.

2."We are planning to duplicate this together in Medellin sometime next year. We have a bet amongst us. The first guy who fails and succumbs to a pro woman pays dinner and drinks for the gang for a whole week."

I have news for you, you're all going to fail.

[Manizales911]

Hotel Intercontinental $132. Holiday Inn $135. Sheraton $147. Hotel Ibis $56. Hotel Estelar Blue $130. Marriott (none)

Rooms always booked for 2 adults, works in Thigh-land, oughtta work in Medellin.

No apartments, no houses for the hunt.

Joe

You obviously know absolutely nothing about Colombia and are setting yourself up for an epic fail.

[Vlg55]

I'm from US and I paid upfront for 2 days in La Mansion which is their requirement for resservations, by credit card and was charged on my card around $200, would have been $85 if by Paypal so maybe that's where you got $85-90 from. But from their website the room I wanted went for 158,000 pesos which equals around 85 with 25% added fort credit card comes out to $100.

[Legal Tender]

5 hail marys too, to see if this post makes it to the board in this century.

the mansion charges usd$85-90 for aussies, brits and 4 other nationalities that i know personally who have been there. i have full names and these fellas have given me very reliable info in the past about venues in los. reliable sources imho. when i mentioned the $220 charge for yanks, they laffffffed and said, yeah, they know.

they, along with me are thighland pro hunters specializing in non-pro (85%) , semi-pro (14%) and total pros (1%). we avoid all soapies. out of the group i'm the only one who has not been to medellin yet.

i'm at the top of my game both moneywise stateside and pussywise everywhere and i'm fuckin 63. all my buddies stateside are living with wives. most have not seen a single other pussy in 10 years or more.

looking forward to medellin. will be there for at least a month next year. straight to the hotel, fck the mansion or any of the scammers, posers and bums in medellin. we go straight to el posado or el rosado or whatever hehehe and begin the hunt.

2 weeks in costa rica first to take my spanish back up to level 3. the subjunctive is where i work my magic but i'm so fckin rusty after learning and speaking thai for years i've forgotten soooooo much spanish. would not dare trying to bring down young antelope without the lingo for i'm a closer and lingo is super important weaponry to me. the others are young studs and have bigger harder dicks, all i got is my speech and tongue but with that i can take out the young uns in a one on one. [p]lay smart and play to win.

joe, your post made it to the board of the century. you've been noticed. i am curious what does it mean to "play smart and win?"

no doubt with your being at the top of your game that you'll bring down droves of those "young antelopes." no doubt after you have come and deflowered the prime of the young girls here, when you leave they will all have a warm place in their hearts for you. or is that only for losers, as we know you plan to win.

only good energy, amigo. you need some.

[Manny51]

Isn't the whole point of facebook for (prepago) chicas to remain discreet? You are basically talking about compiling the equivalent of an escort site within a facebook group (pictures, prices).

I can imagine there will be a ton of chicas switching off their facebook accounts as a result of a bunch of horny gringos bomb-rushing them with friend requests and exploding their inboxes with requests for "sucky sucky and fucky fucky sin condon. I know you do this. Jim Umptyscrunch said you barebacked him for 80, 000 pesos including anal." Because you can always count on the info of some random guy on the internet (who is looking out for his own interests) to be 100% correct. Not including the guys submitting false info of chicas who are not prepagos and pissing off the wrong Colombiana and Colombiano.

No charge gents.

Hmm. Yeah, I see your point.

I was just brainstorming a way to try to utilize this Facebook thing, since everybody in Colombia seems to be using it. I don't use Facebook a lot, so I felt a little behind the times. But at the same time, I like places like the Mansion the way they are! There is no substitute for a live, controlled environment; the Mansion, FKK, Campo, etc.

But from the recent posts, it sounds like the scammers are already knee-deep into Facebook. And I suppose, the more you flesh it out, the more it just sounds like a Facebook escort site. The problem with most escort websites is that they always have the face pictures blurred out, and the names used are generic, like "Jasmine" or "Tiffany." There is no accountability to any of it. I have never understood how anyone could use a site like that. Just based on a blurred out picture, you are going to meet a stranger in a strange place, carrying a wallet loaded with cash? Suckers.

[SlamCity7777]

Well this confirms that he might have seen my original post or the other one I made on another board. That's why I was hesitant to post because of the nature of gossip. We could be siting the same second hand story or dude might me siting me on the third hand reference.

This info confirms what SlamCity7777 posted earlier this week.

Taken from C R T and posted by Estebanh:

[i]"I am passing on second hand information from a reliable source:

A gringo visitor invited a chica he had connected with on Facebook to his apartment. Apparently, she was __________ and he was unaware of _______. She was followed shortly by two (fake) cops. They demanded and got $3000. 00 from the guy.

This is all unconfirmed and normally I would not spread innuendo, but this is important stuff to know. If people get the idea they can do this, it will happen more.

If I get more info about this, I will post.

Edited to comply with the rule 22. I know TweedleDee is very sensitive about this subject..