Medellin Reports

[Ricker]

Keep in mind these chicas have thirsty SIMPS like the one in this vid texting them 30 times a day with google translator in tow:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pma_tIQY4rg

I actually felt sorry for the bobo in this video clip.

He met a sweet Colombiana with a pretty smile and a nice booty, and now he's just sure he's in love, yet he can't communicate a word with her.

At least he has that great technique with his translator; he taps her leg or winks when he doesn't understand something.

He's a genius!

[Razor77]

Keep in mind these chicas have thirsty SIMPS like the one in this vid texting them 30 times a day with google translator in tow:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pma_tIQY4rg

This was so damn funny on so many levels. This guy is meeting a woman to make his bribe using a translator. If you can't communicate then how the hell are you going to live with her and have a real relationship. He falls in love with 1 visit and knows she is the one. Lastly, COME ON, the guy is looking for a beard. He needs to leave women alone.

[YG365]

If you mean hooker, that was no hooker. Go to the govt. Fin. Office 4 blocks in, and ask for the manager. 2nd floor. That's her. Not the usual massive ass women one sees in DR either. This is a nice slender, sophisticated looking woman. Shocker the way it turned out though. No money involved even though I suggested a gift, her answer was,"do you really see me as needing money?" I left it at that.

We were supposed to follow up with lunch the next day. The rest is history.

Joe Lover,

Why are you trying so hard to impress complete strangers? If you're as good as you say, so be it! You're 63 and you'll die soon as the guy who has figured out how to win in this wonder game of chasing tail!

Congratulations,

YG

[Orgasmico]

These girls get totally overloaded with messages and friend requests. I was in the DR last week and I let a very run of the mill puta use my IPad to go on Facebook and I could not believe the traffic she had blowing through her account, she had over 50 messages waiting for her and over a hundred friend requests when she logged on. She had 3 guys she was calling her their novia and asking them all to buy her everything from a tablet to furniture for her house, I wanted to puke.

Keep in mind these chicas have thirsty SIMPS like the one in this vid texting them 30 times a day with google translator in tow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pma_tIQY4rg

[Ricker]

so before we zero in on the target a good bit of prelim observation is reqd, then straight out asking during the dance or conversation,"Mee Fehn, mai krap?" I take it even further by pressing the issue," Neh jai, krap?" "Khao toht, mai gohawk phom, dai mai, krap" or some such equivalent but with a smile and firm demeanor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlZbs...yer_detailpage

Ummmm great post Joe!!
We're all rootin for ya and your posse.
You seem to be truly the 'Man' among men and I already admire you.

No need for such bravado here either. Nobody here to impress or gives a flying fudge about how great your are.

Also nobody cares that you're 63, making great money in the states and can't get laid at home. Wonder why? Hahaha.

Is it just me, or did this Joe just escape from the loony bin LOL

And he wants to hang and bang. You can count me in if you are as good as this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoBztCCWfts

Lmao watching that clip!
Joe's in town!!
Go get em big Joe!!

[Manizales911]

And he wants to hang and bang. You can count me in if you are as good as this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoBztCCWfts

Cali, that's a perfect analogy, awesome.

[Hioctane]

Hotel Intercontinental $132. Holiday Inn $135. Sheraton $147. Hotel Ibis $56. Hotel Estelar Blue $130. Marriott (none)

Bummer, no Marriott in Medellin, would be my 1st choice and rack up some nice points on my Chase Marriott Card.

Ibis? Avoid, same option in BKK but young antelope want to see higher.

Estelar Blue is a could be but most likely will go to the antelope-soother, Sheraton.

Rooms always booked for 2 adults, works in Thigh-land, oughtta work in Medellin.

No apartments, no houses for the hunt...

Colombia is not SEA. The high end hotels will charge you a chica fee even if you reserve for 2. They want the girl to check in with you and stay the whole trip and not a different girl every night. The rules are always changing with these hotels. I would avoid the headache altogether and go for apartments.

[Member #4287]

And he wants to hang and bang. You can count me in if you are as good as this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoBztCCWfts

[Member #4287]

I'm from US and I paid upfront for 2 days in La Mansion which is their requirement for resservations, by credit card and was charged on my card around $200, would have been $85 if by Paypal so maybe that's where you got $85-90 from. But from their website the room I wanted went for 158,000 pesos which equals around 85 with 25% added fort credit card comes out to $100.

You get nailed paying with a credit card at the Mansion.

Used a credit card to make my first reservation at the Mansion as there was no way around it.

After my first trip I just leave a deposit for my next trip in cash. And when I know when I'm coming down next I just call them up and have the full amount applied to my reservation.

[Manny51]

1. The "mansion" doesn't charge ANYBODY $220. For a room.

2."We are planning to duplicate this together in Medellin sometime next year. We have a bet amongst us. The first guy who fails and succumbs to a pro woman pays dinner and drinks for the gang for a whole week."

I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, YOU"RE ALL GOING TO FAIL.

3."Get a hotel fellas, don't let yourselves be taken"

THE HOTEL IS GOING TO BUTT R*PE YOU.

Come on, now. Tut! Tut! Let them have fun. No need to be mean.

That being said, in this oldest profession in the history of the world, there have always been Johns who think that they have "figured it out", a way to "beat the system." Its as old as civilization. But he must now know that his rep is on the line. And this isn't just bragging in a bar. On the forum, people can always go back and look up EXACTLY what you said.

Remember that movie "Chasing Amy?" ". Every man needs to believe that they are Marco f#$*ng Polo when it comes to sex. Things would just roll a lot easier if everyone would just realize that there is nothing under the sun that hasn't been done long before you ever got here."

[Manizales911]

A torrent of effluvium that would make H2S a saint, shot out of both barrels the moment I pried the legs apart and blew me out the fucking window and into the pool. I just kept swimming and didn't stop.

That's because you went with a skank, there are skanks in every city in the world. I'm glad you didn't like the DR, one less a-hole for my lady friends to have to tolerate.

[SlamCity7777]

You obviously know absolutely nothing about Colombia and are setting yourself up for an epic FAIL.

Pride before the fall? Stay humble lest you be humbled? The fatal flaw of all great warriors and heroes. Hubris?

You can't compare your "success" in SEA to what might happen in Colombia. Loud mouth jerks get treated as such in to South America IMO. No need for such bravado here either. Nobody here to impress or gives a flying fudge about how great your are.

Also nobody cares that you're 63, making great money in the states and can't get laid at home. Wonder why? Hahaha.

If you want to report back, ask some questions right on. If you want to be a dbag and brag about yourself. Got nothing for ya homie!

You'll like SEA better.

[Manizales911]

5 hail marys too, to see if this post makes it to the board in this century.

The Mansion charges USD$85-90 for Aussies, Brits and 4 other nationalities that I know personally who have been there. I have full names and these fellas have given me very reliable info In the past about venues in LOS. Reliable sources IMHO. When I mentioned the $220 charge for yanks, they laffffffed and said, yeah, they know...

1. The "mansion" doesn't charge anybody $220. For a room.

2."We are planning to duplicate this together in Medellin sometime next year. We have a bet amongst us. The first guy who fails and succumbs to a pro woman pays dinner and drinks for the gang for a whole week."

I have news for you, you're all going to fail.

[Manizales911]

Hotel Intercontinental $132. Holiday Inn $135. Sheraton $147. Hotel Ibis $56. Hotel Estelar Blue $130. Marriott (none)

Rooms always booked for 2 adults, works in Thigh-land, oughtta work in Medellin.

No apartments, no houses for the hunt.

Joe

You obviously know absolutely nothing about Colombia and are setting yourself up for an epic fail.

[Vlg55]

I'm from US and I paid upfront for 2 days in La Mansion which is their requirement for resservations, by credit card and was charged on my card around $200, would have been $85 if by Paypal so maybe that's where you got $85-90 from. But from their website the room I wanted went for 158,000 pesos which equals around 85 with 25% added fort credit card comes out to $100.