Pattaya Reports

[Member #4178]

Wolverine,

I have heard your comments many times but could not determine where in Africa? I have never been to the Dark Continent. I am ready to go but don't know where. Your help is much appreciated. Thanks.

Funman13.

The first time visitors goes to Kenya or Ghana. For kenya specifically Mombasa. You can stay on north coast beach or The village of Mtwapa. (Mtwapa is part of Mombasa district and is simpler to sosua)

After Kenya you may try Madagascar which outperform Kenya for the food, the girls altitude, and sightseeing. Again for non stop fucking go to mombasa. No short time concept so for 20 dollar you can take her for 24h or more.

Assuming you have been locked in prison for 10 years and just went out I may suggest Mombasa as first stop and then Thailand.

[FunMan13]

Wolverine,

I have heard your comments many times but could not determine where in Africa? I have never been to the Dark Continent. I am ready to go but don't know where. Your help is much appreciated. Thanks.

Funman13.

Prostitution is over long ago in Thailand as economy developed. Now mostly old ladies ans this about it. Other way is to find a girlfriend. Still from overall tourist experience Thailand is the most safest and the most pleasing destination in the world.

Forget Susua go to Africa it the origin, good only for sex Marathon, otherwise Thailand wins (hotels, food, sightseeing etc).

[Fawn The Guyver]

And here is the map info for Devil's Den.

http://goo.gl/maps/lx0x4

www.devilsdenthailand.com

[Fawn The Guyver]

Because of the Google Maps idea I have play a bit around hand I have make the NAV point for the clubs mention before.

Carré Blanc.

http://goo.gl/45MTZU

Club 4 (thanks to Ehunter)

http://goo.gl/maps/QGWMs

The Telephone Club.

http://goo.gl/maps/AF0SJ

I would sugest that in future when a nice hiden spot is found it should be posted like this so everyone can find it.

FTG

[Fawn The Guyver]

Wow thanks, and it is realy cool from you that you posted where it is too.

I will go and visit this club then.

Again T H A N K S.

I have another club for you to try. A very reputable source, ex-patt, tells me a club named "Club 4" is even better than Carre Blanc. Google says this club has been around for some years but has been closed for various reasons.

The owner is also french and possibly the same owner of the Care Blanc club.

It is located here:

http://goo.gl/maps/QGWMs

The setup. Very nice curtained off reclining booths with full mirrors. Have a shorttime room too. Someone posted in Sept that the place beats the hell out of Carre Blanc, Bliss, and Telephone booth hands down (more classy looking). The girls wear school-girl uniforms without anything on underneath.

Pics courtesy of google. Anybody else been here?

[AfAsia]

The idea of being able to nip out onto Beach Road shopping for talent at my whim is very appealing, being the greedy guts, then take them back to my room where I am comfortable having never had any strife in the six or so years of touring Thailand or any troubles from the girls. I do not carry valuables apart from the laptop and travel light. Maybe I have been lucky or suss the girls out pretty well; if I were in Africa then obviously apply more diligence, I have had amusing escapades with the the big girls of Africa.

The thought of having to take care of a moto is not appealing to me at all, I ride in London and recently the lovely neighbors darling terrorists pushed my great love over damaging her, causing me great anger and the stress of having to take care of a moto parked out on the street is no fun. Beautiful people about. A friend recently had his bicycle stolen in Pattaya, I would rather not ride a moto in Thailand, have done in the past, but the reasons have been covered by other members, Opebo.

Thanks for the feedback gentlemen, Noble Guesthouse, I will look into this one Pointy Stick, as well as the other suggestions.

[Naked Gunz]

Last time I shopped the Beach was at the end of 2012. I found 19 and 20 year olds all 4 times I tried over a two month period, but I had to put a ton of leg work in. The last time it took more than 45 minutes of walking around. .

This has been my motis for years. Get in a work out while looking for a stunner, or at least, has my physical taste. Beach Road. 2nd Road. WS. I actually have shifted my stalking grounds to Africa.

I like big T-TS and wide hips. Its there in abundance. I don't have to walk to find it, just go online. No BF, runners, starfish or over worn p*ssy. And best of all not a million tourist or expats to dodge and duck.

Enjoy all that in LOS gents, I'll be over here relaxing and shagging.

[Ehunter]

Thanks to you too. Lucky I'm always nice to the girls this why manyby I have always a good time with them, and I'm not old and not a fatty one. So I can't wait to try it out how it was for me.

I will report it then here.

I have another club for you to try. A very reputable source, ex-patt, tells me a club named "Club 4" is even better than Carre Blanc. Google says this club has been around for some years but has been closed for various reasons.

The owner is also french and possibly the same owner of the Care Blanc club.

It is located here:

http://goo.gl/maps/QGWMs

The setup. Very nice curtained off reclining booths with full mirrors. Have a shorttime room too. Someone posted in Sept that the place beats the hell out of Carre Blanc, Bliss, and Telephone booth hands down (more classy looking). The girls wear school-girl uniforms without anything on underneath.

Pics courtesy of google. Anybody else been here?

[Wolvenvacht]

Why would hotel location matter? One should never bring a girl back to one's own sleeping room (use short time rooms), and one should always rent a motorbike when in Pattaya (only 100-200 baht per day, an incredible value).

Surely, you jest Mr. Opebo? Why is the vast majority of hotels in Pattaya guest-friendly? Riding a motorbike in Pattaya is for the more suicidally-inclined and for 200 baht you can use a songthaew twenty times. Or perhaps you like to subsidize the policemen's retirement fund?

[Opebo]

Concur what has been stated about Beach road, I think the key to take out from Beach Road is hotel location. I normally stay in Soi 6 which is quite some distance to cover either on foot and the hassle of always having to use transport. As has been mentioned, if one shops the Beach Road this can be an exhausting having to move between shopping point and hotel.

Why would hotel location matter? One should never bring a girl back to one's own sleeping room (use short time rooms), and one should always rent a motorbike when in Pattaya (only 100-200 baht per day, an incredible value).

How was the quality on Beach Road? I hit Beach Road 2-3 times in December, and there was absolutely nothing worthwhile. Just a bunch of skanks

Yes, I just have sex with skanks, to be honest. Anything else is out of my price range in Thailand (and anyway non-skanks won't do any kinds of good service).

[Pointy Stick]

Concur what has been stated about Beach road, I think the key to take out from Beach Road is hotel location. I normally stay in Soi 6 which is quite some distance to cover either on foot and the hassle of always having to use transport. As has been mentioned, if one shops the Beach Road this can be an exhausting having to move between shopping point and hotel.

Therefor, my next trip I am contemplating getting a hotel located in Soi 13/1, which will be closer to where the girls are, I'm pretty sure this will give me more time and subsequently, choice. This will insure a short walk with one's darling to the love nest. Short of staying in PS Guesthouse, LOL, would any of you seasoned gents know of a comfortable hotel on this charming Soi 13/1? I have trolled the hotel thread some pages back to no avail, perhaps one has to search deeper.

You will find most girls congregated at the junction, beach side, enabling the use of PS Guesthouse, a very short walk. This is the thick of the action, with a pretty short stroll to walking st.

Noble guesthouse is good. Get a room facing away from the street with a balcony.

[Crazy4Thai]

I just stayed at Inn House on Soi 13. Easy walk to the BR action. This hotel is about 10 years old and a bit overpriced at 1700 on Asia Rooms. I used to stay there for 800 baht. No breakfast included. Internet mostly good but not always. Did borrow a hot water pot for my morning coffee in the room. Easy to walk to Soi Metro so it's a good location. Next time I'd perhaps stay in the Metro area instead for better value and 5 more minutes of walk.

I also used to stay at SA Guesthouse on 13/1 for 400 baht including breakfast. It was an ok clean basic room but that too was 10 years ago. No net back then. You might just walk in and inquire there depending on your tolerance for good but "no frills". No lift. But it's only 4 flights total.

[Hobbyist2]

Concur what has been stated about Beach road, I think the key to take out from Beach Road is hotel location. I normally stay in Soi 6 which is quite some distance to cover either on foot and the hassle of always having to use transport. As has been mentioned, if one shops the Beach Road this can be an exhausting having to move between shopping point and hotel.

Therefor, my next trip I am contemplating getting a hotel located in Soi 13/1, which will be closer to where the girls are, I'm pretty sure this will give me more time and subsequently, choice. This will insure a short walk with one's darling to the love nest. Short of staying in PS Guesthouse, LOL, would any of you seasoned gents know of a comfortable hotel on this charming Soi 13/1? I have trolled the hotel thread some pages back to no avail, perhaps one has to search deeper.

You will find most girls congregated at the junction, beach side, enabling the use of PS Guesthouse, a very short walk. This is the thick of the action, with a pretty short stroll to walking st.

I have stayed at Dynasty Inn soi 13. It's close to 2nd Road and not much of a walk to Beach Road.

[AfAsia]

Concur what has been stated about Beach road, I think the key to take out from Beach Road is hotel location. I normally stay in Soi 6 which is quite some distance to cover either on foot and the hassle of always having to use transport. As has been mentioned, if one shops the Beach Road this can be an exhausting having to move between shopping point and hotel.

Therefor, my next trip I am contemplating getting a hotel located in Soi 13/1, which will be closer to where the girls are, I'm pretty sure this will give me more time and subsequently, choice. This will insure a short walk with one's darling to the love nest. Short of staying in PS Guesthouse, LOL, would any of you seasoned gents know of a comfortable hotel on this charming Soi 13/1? I have trolled the hotel thread some pages back to no avail, perhaps one has to search deeper.

You will find most girls congregated at the junction, beach side, enabling the use of PS Guesthouse, a very short walk. This is the thick of the action, with a pretty short stroll to walking st.

[Fawn The Guyver]

Thanks to you too. Lucky I'm always nice to the girls this why manyby I have always a good time with them, and I'm not old and not a fatty one. So I can't wait to try it out how it was for me.

I will report it then here.

I don't want to oversell the place to you or anybody else, so keep in mind that with your first visit the girls will be as cautious with you as you might be picky with them. Once they figure you out though, what you like, and are looking for, you will get what you want with only minor encouragement.

The girls there act like a bunch of sisters with each other and the owner makes sure of that for business reasons. You might notice the owner, French European from Cannes (I think) who likes to sit closest to the kitchen. He was there most every night I was there and he watches the bar to make sure the patrons have had a good time.

I should also say that this place is not an exception to the YMMV concept. Everywhere in the world, more attractive guys have much easier time than guys who are sick-looking overweight and ugly or have no manners / respect with the girls. Those are the guys who will report about how their experience sucked and they had a bad time or felt like they were being ripped off.