Nuevo Laredo

[BeaverMich]

Hi,

I'm headed to Laredo on business Friday and Saturday (2/7 and 2/8) , and was interested in hitting the downtown bars. Couple of questions:

1) Can you expect any decent women in the bars Friday before dark, or does it just pick up really late?

2) Any recent news on safety issues?

[Mitaban]

How is the selection or quantity of working girls. I was thinking about going in a couple of weeks.

Nothing really changed, The Montera still crazy full on Friday and Saturday nights. Jorrochos fills up after 1:30 when the Montera and other bars close. Sometimes I see a few girls that I have never seen before.

[Bbond]

Bbond:

What's happening down in Nuevo Laredo on the bar scene front? I'll be coming down from San Diego with my buddy from San Antonio on Friday 1/31. Tired of the hustle in Tijuana and down at some of the famous bars there like Adelitas, Hong Kong, etc. It's a major hassle to get in and out of Tijuana, with the border line wait sometimes 2-3 hours, waiters and professional chicas hustling the hell out of you, and the damn high prices for drinks, especially bebidas para las chicas. I have had way better times down in Nuevo and I am looking forward to coming. I still owe you a beer from the last time I was down. Anyway, any information would be helpful.

Thanks

Nothing really changed, The Montera still crazy full on Friday and Saturday nights. Jorrochos fills up after 1:30 when the Montera and other bars close. Sometimes I see a few girls that I have never seen before.

[RikiMichaels4]

Bbond:

What's happening down in Nuevo Laredo on the bar scene front? I'll be coming down from San Diego with my buddy from San Antonio on Friday 1/31. Tired of the hustle in Tijuana and down at some of the famous bars there like Adelitas, Hong Kong, etc. It's a major hassle to get in and out of Tijuana, with the border line wait sometimes 2-3 hours, waiters and professional chicas hustling the hell out of you, and the damn high prices for drinks, especially bebidas para las chicas.

I have had way better times down in Nuevo and I am looking forward to coming. I still owe you a beer from the last time I was down. Anyway, any information would be helpful.

Thanks

[Bbond]

I had been taking my concubine to various "love motels" for a few months, she lives a ways from centro and does not go to the bars, (go figure, I met her in the Intimo, years ago). She told me that passing the Motel Paradise, on the bus enroute to meet with me, that they were running a special of 200 pesos for 4 hours, normally 300 pesos for that amount of time. We decided to check it out. WOW, nice place, I had been there before about 5 years ago, took a Papaguyos girl, I was drunk, (so what's new, LOL). So now, it's close to her house, and it's cheap, and NICE. Once or twice a week we meet there, don't usually stay the full 4 hours, come on, a guy can only fuck so much. I give her 400 pesos. Once in a while I give her a 500 peso note cause it's all I had with me, she looks at me weird, I tell to take it, I know she has kids. Then again when she on the rag, I may give her 300, cause all she did was suck a couple nuts, she happy with that too. My recommendation on Motel Paradise is 100% good. Problem for most guys is that it is not close to centro, cab fare there prolly be 200 pesos, then how do you get back, have them call another cab. But for me, I live, and drive here, it's a good deal.

[Chris Long]

Back in NL again, been down once or twice a month for the past six months and all is good here. BT is slow this weekend because the truckers arnt in town do to the holidays so all of the BT girls are down town in Montero. Apart from that all seems to be good and safe with plenty of pretty girls.

Chris

[CenTexCrash]

Hit delays getting down to Laredo Friday night. Held up at work plus thick fog pretty much all of IH35 south of San Antonio. Got into Laredo at 3AM, went straight into NLBT. Again, very slim pickings. Did meet up with one of my usual flings, so that was good. Meant to leave at 6am, got distracted, left at 7:45am Saturday, and was patiently waiting in line for 4. 5 hours. And I yelled at my buddy the whole way this was avoidable.

Pretty much from here our Saturday daylife plans were shredded since we were counting on being back at the Laredo apt at a decent hour to recharge and be back in NL by 3-2pm but since we got to the apt at noon with zero sleep that didn't happen. Still sore about that whole snafu being 100% avoidable. Little things like the one time I should've had my cell phone with alarm with me instead of in my car. Unlike my veteran monger buddy who calls his name when knocking on our door for that 6am exit, this rookie monger buddy knocked once, heard nothing back and walked on thinking we were getting busy. I asked each time he knocked for her to shout "Quien?" and she motioned me off saying it's no one we know because she's used to the other guy calling his name. A trifecta of screwing up.

So we woke up at 9pm to meet some actual friends in NL for late night brunch. The said friends were an hour late from waiting for a 20 minute long shootout to die down, plus several federal police roadblocks they had to endure to get to us downtown. Did our brunch thing, then I wanted to take a look at the bars like Monterra and Jorrachos since they were close by. Literally got to Monterra 5 minutes after it had closed, followed the Google Map I screen grabbed to Jorrachos, which was in fact the bar we walked in two weeks prior. Same as last time, this Saturday night, nothing too red light, general bar setting many people, mostly couples and platonic groups. Looked around, tried to ignore guys in mens room snorting white stuff, think I saw working girls sitting at chairs without tables just 8-10 feet away from bar counter nearest front door. Even if they were, they didn't really float my interest to negotiate with them with the music pumped like that. Us three gringos stood around for about 5-6 minutes and bolted. Looked around for any other downown nightlife, what was found, one other nightclub on Morales st and one other place didn't really float our boats so we wrapped up in prep for Sunday afternoon's quest.

Wishing my firends lived in Reynosa instead.

[Bbond]

Nice to know that all's quiet on the Southern Front.

Sure was not quiet last night. Major shootings in several places, away from centro. Helicopters in the air, machine gun fire for quite a while. No reports on any killed yet.

[RikiMichaels4]

Hi Bbond, I am sitting in my hotel in Seoul, South Korea, checking to see how's NL. It is almost zero degrees here. The Korean Gs are very pretty and expensive. So are the beers.

Nice to know that all's quiet on the Southern Front. Hope to see you soon.

Funman,

Got into Houston Saturday and drove down to San Antonio to pick my friend up and we headed for Nuevo Laredo. Got in at 8pm, took a shower at the best hotel downtown (Meson Del Rey) and headed for La Montera. Ordered a couple of Jack and Cokes and immediately had company. Cute little blond girl that is a regular. I proceeded to order her a beer and kind of got upset as she drank four in a matter of 10 minutes (I kid you not). Told her my buddy and I were leaving. We proceeded to walk around. I saw Bbond sitting at a table with 2 others and shook his hand. Still owe him a beer. We honestly didn't see any attractive looking women at all after being in La Montera for about 2 hours. We headed over to La Rhumba and were faced with a similar scene. Nothing to speak of. So we next headed over to La Zona. Man, the place was totally dead. Safari with 3 or 4 women (nothing to speak of) , Martha's with nothing and then Shamrock with nothing. We know la duena in Shamrock and there was a pretty good selection last time I was there 8 months ago. Two girls total. So off to Jorocho's at 2am. The place was totally packed, but nothing to speak of. I guess all the good looking girls went home for the holidays. Had to be one of the worst Saturdays I've ever seen in Nuevo.

I think I've gotten spoiled living here in San Diego now and frequenting Tijuana. There are beautiful women in several bars down there in La Zona, including Hong Kong, Adelitas, Bar Tropical and Chavelas. I have a girlfriend down there that looks like she walked right out of Playboy Magazine. It's a different vibe down in Tijuana. While the girls are more attractive, many are total professionals who will ream you out of every penny you have. There are some nice girls though. I still like the vibe in Nuevo Laredo and especially Montera where the drinks and cheaper and people a lot nicer.

Hope this helps. I tell you, it was pretty depressing to see the scene up in La Zona in Nuevo. Man, the place is rundown as hell and there is no business. Nothing like it was in its heyday back when I first started going in 2006. Papaguayos, Tamykos, Pullman, Danash. Man were those some fun places and times.

[FunMan13]

Hi Bbond, I am sitting in my hotel in Seoul, South Korea, checking to see how's NL. It is almost zero degrees here. The Korean Gs are very pretty and expensive. So are the beers.

Nice to know that all's quiet on the Southern Front. Hope to see you soon.

[RikiMichaels4]

Hola Xfactors,

I used to talk to Sonya all the time at Papagayos and sometimes buy her drinks. I fucked Sonya maybe 3 or 4 times back in 2006. After that Sonya always would talk to me and hit me up for business, I would always politely turn her down. Sonya would show me her usually shaved panocha with a small landing strip above her panocha. And tell me she needed Papi Lengua to chupar la panocha and give her an orgasmo. Sonya is the fastest chica I have ever experienced reaching an orgasm from chupar la panocha. It didn't take much chupar la panocha and she was extremely juicy & wet and trembling while she experienced an orgasm from Mickey aka Papi Lengua.

Papagayo's 2004 Fiesta de Carnival was the first Fiesta I attended at Papagayos. La Patrona Ophelia always had the Fiestas on a Martes / Tuesday night. Karla had shown me a sign that was taped to the wall advertising the 2004 Fiesta de Carnival. Karla told me that she was going to be the Queen of the 2004 Fiesta de Carnival and she asked me to come to the Fiesta.r...

Mcklipsch,

I dipped into the archives and had to comment on this post of yours. Man, I have to tell you that this post brought back some fond memories. I remember Sonya very well from Papaguayos. She had an awesome personality and was really a good person overall. Man, Papaguayos was great in its heyday when patrona Ophelia was running it. It first started going to Papaguayos in 2006 and had some great times there, as well as in Tamykos and Danash. Jamie was a great guy. Worked the door at Papaguayos and eventually waitered at Danash as you mentioned.

My buddy Chente (from Nuevo Laredo) and I used to hit up Papaguayos first, then Tamykos, then Danash, then Pullmans. We loved the juke box in Tamykos as it had a great selection of the rock and roll we liked. Journey, Santana, Toto, Chicago, etc. We spent many a night in Danash with some of the most beautiful women that one has ever seen. Pullman was fun as I met a sweet little blond that I dated for years.

Anyway, thanks for the memories with this archived message about Sonya and Papaguayos. I hope to see you sometime in the future, maybe in Nuevo Laredo. Hope you are doing well.

[RikiMichaels4]

I was in Jorrochos until 4am that night, was with my old lady so I couldn't do anything, but there were several girls looking for work in there that night. Jorrochos is one block east of the Montera, same street, Friday and Saturday nights open until 5 am.

Hey Bbond,

I'm coming to Nuevo Laredo this Saturday. It's been awhile since I've been down there after moving to San Diego. I have a job interview in Houston on Monday so flying in on Saturday and coming down. I'll be with my amigo from San Antonio and will buy you a beer if I see you.

Take care man!

[Bbond]

One friend who was unavailable that weekend previously told me there are other places around NL besides NLBT like one area that's starting to be like Tijuana's ZN where the girls are in doorway outfits around sidewalks near bars and hotels. He said he didn't want to expose me to that scene because I might contract something I can't get rid of. Does anyone know of anything outdie of NLBT or Monterro?

I was in Jorrochos until 4am that night, was with my old lady so I couldn't do anything, but there were several girls looking for work in there that night. Jorrochos is one block east of the Montera, same street, Friday and Saturday nights open until 5 am.

[CenTexCrash]

Made an impulse decision at 5pm on Saturday to rendesvous with my buddies down in Laredo later that night. First mistake.

Got there and they were meeting someone for quick 11pm brunch be back around 12:30-45 let me nap from the drive. Second mistake.

So when they finally got back at 2:45 and we drove down to downtown NL it was 3:15am and Monterro had already closed for the night. There were maybe two bars open but not for that reason. So we soldiered on and went to the NLBT.

Not a whole lot going on. What few usual suspects I prefer were unavailable that night. Just a bunch of rowdy punks going to the dance clubs, and just about everyone of those girls were attached to some dud.

I was tired, and a little bit edgy, and the slim pickings were kinda making me wonder why I bothered coming at all.

Briefly ran into a fellow gringo at a pool hall next to the food stand lady, said he was from either Kentucky / Kansas forgot which one but he's lived in Laredo. Totally forgot the guy's name, but I was kinda half awake at this point.

Went with one girl, and she ended up not really being that good, and after that, we looked at the place being a former shell of itself, finished our beers and hightailed back to Laredo.

One friend who was unavailable that weekend previously told me there are other places around NL besides NLBT like one area that's starting to be like Tijuana's ZN where the girls are in doorway outfits around sidewalks near bars and hotels. He said he didn't want to expose me to that scene because I might contract something I can't get rid of. Does anyone know of anything outdie of NLBT or Monterro?

[Bbond]

Bbond,

I haven't been to Nuevo Laredo since last April and was wondering if you can give me a state of the union report on how things are going down there from the downtown scene to boystown. I would really appreciate it. I'm wondering if you have seen my amigo Mike down in the Montera. He wears a black felt cowboy hat. Mexicano. Thanks

Yes, I have seen him, I don't get out like I used to so I can't say when I saw him last. Otherwise, pretty much same ole shit.