Pattaya Reports

[Uncle Volodya]

When we left off I was just finishing my last LT with my GFE Pim. After I nice farewell round in the late morning we hopped on her motorbike and she gave me a ride into Pattaya. The plan was to run some errands and to do a little shopping for gifts for the folks back home. Another smokescreen to hide the true purpose of my trip. LOL.

I hit the top floor of Mike's shopping center, where various knick knacks can be found. I established a good report with a very friendly young lady who was working one of the shops and ended up negotiating some good deals on a bunch of stuff. The girls was pretty damn cute (slim, light skin, just a bit older) and I thought she was giving me a nice vibe. I considered inviting her for dinner and seeing where it could lead. But I decided against it as I only had one full day left in Pattaya. Why take a risk when there are so many sure things around? I just wish I had more time (and bigger balls) to explore these options. The guys who live and spend more time here sure are lucky and I am sure they have many interesting tales to tell about these kind of pickups. It would be exciting to try to pick up a "regular" girl and I am sure a lot of these girls freelance. I will put this on the bucket list for the next time I am in town and when I have more time.

I went back home to stash my stuff and plan the evenings activities. I decided to give my trusty old standby Rd Car one last shot. It has never failed me and I enjoy the illusion that you are actually picking up a girl in a club. After 3 nights with voluptuous, big-boobed Pim I was in the mood for something a little different. A tall and slim young spinner would be the ticket. Preferably one that had more of a "Chinese' look to her. Think of the sexy teen golfer Nancy Kwan. She always gets dirty old Uncle V's pulse racing.

I hit RC around midnight, but it was still pretty dead and no real good targets were in sight. SO I decided to mosey over to I-bar to check out the action. I -Bar was just getting going and hot younger girls were starting to stream in. I ordered a beer and found a good place to lie in wait. A slim dark young things caught my eye and I made my approach. But she did not seem all that interested and said that she wanted to get a table first with her friends before shed' consider my offer for a drink. SHOT DOWN! This experience made uncle V feel a little awkward. It did not help that all the other farang guys in the place seemed much younger and none were flying solo like I was. I was not really feeling I-bar at this point and decided to go back to RC and give it another shot.

RC was packed and pretty hopping when I got there. I made a few passes around the bar but could not find my Nancy Kwan. I was just about to give up hope when a funny thing happened. During one of my passes around the bar I somehow got squeezed up against a girl in the very tiny space that exists between the bar and the standing tables that are just in front of the pool tables. I made my apologies and she giggled, but I did not really get a good look at her until I had extricated myself and emerged at the other end of the bar.

Lo and behold! The perfect girl! Young, slim, and with that nice lithe athletic body. She also looked great in her slinky black dress. We stated playing the eye contact game and dancing from afar. I finally screwed up my courage and started exaggeratedly waving her on over. Come over! Come over! I must have looked ridiculous. But, I got her attention and she laughed at my antics. And then, surprisingly, she complied and came over! (I love Pattaya). I introduced myself and bought her a drink Her name was Bee and she looked even better now that I was close to her. She said she was with her friend and I told her to also bring her over for a drink. Soon I was sexy dancing with Bee and grinding away. She seemed to be having fun and complimented me on my dancing. We kept getting closer and closer and I could smell her. She smelled absolutely divine, like a mix of jasmine and ginger. She had glitter all over her shoulders and neck and sparkled like the gem that she was. Uncle V was back in heaven again.

I showed her I was a good guy by entertaining her friend while she was in the bathroom. She was a nice girl, but with an unusual haircut. "I like Lee-On- Ahh. Famous lady USA. " It took me a while to figure out that she meant Rihanna and we laughed at the misunderstanding. Lee0 on-ahh told me that she ws moving to Bangkok to take a job at a hotel and that they were out celebrating / We had more drinks when Bee came back. These girls were nice and I enjoyed their company and I think they were warming up to me too.

Now the cheap Charlies out there may criticize me for buying drinks like this. But I look at it as an investment. You want to show the girls that you are generous as it really warms them up to you. Nothing turns women off (women anywhere) more than being cheap. And it usually reaps benefits back in the room (as we will later find out). Besides, the money I spent on drinks for all of us was negligible. The bill coming to less than 1 K Baht.

Bee and Lee-On-Ahh were with a bigger group of friends and she asked if I wanted to come with them to another club. I told her no and said I wanted us to go back to my room. She said OK right on the spot, not even mentioning money. After another round of drinks. Including an ill advised vodka shot for Bee that her friends bought her we were ready to leave. Bee asked if I would drive her motor bike as I was feeling pretty tipsy. As I had also had a few drinks and no license on me I decided not to risk it and we grabbed a moto taxi at the end of walking street to go back home.

I had the moto taxi drop us off at the beach in Jomtien right outside our Condo. To lighten the mood I played a joke. I still had not kissed Bee and thought this would be a nice touch. We walked along the beach listening to the waves and cooling off to the breeze. Finally I leaned her back for a nice long kiss.

We made our way back to my pad. To further lighten the mood I played a joke. Usually the doorman springs to attention to open the outside gate. This time he was asleep. I told her to shush and let him sleep. I exaggeratedly tiptoed past him but he finally woke up smiling. Bee was loving it too, giggling the whole time.

We got back to the room and I mixed us a couple of drinks. We sat on the couch and Bee taught me some Thai as we watched Thai MTV, having a laugh a some o the funny videos. Soon enough we were making out and I had my hands all over her lithe little body. I pulled down her dress revealing a nice set of natural and perky be-cups. I could tell she was getting horny too. I broke off this nice petting session to jump in the shower. After I was done she did the same.

When she got back we moved to the bed and the fun really began. Bee gave me a nice BJ. The softness of her mouth and that pretty little face working up and down on me was soon too much to bear. I threw a condom on an entered her tight little pussy. After a few minutes of me pulling in and out of her she started shuddering and let out a nice long gasp. I could tell that she had just come. I pulled her on top and she started riding me. We tried a few more positions, with me eventually coming inside her in doggy. As I pounded away at her supple young ass, admiring the contours of her sweet little body and the look of pleasure on her pretty face in the mirror. She really seemed to be loving it. After we finished we curled up to sleep, her head nestled up against my chest.

I awoke in the morning with Bee cuddled up next to me. I pulled up the covers and stared at her perfect little body. I was ready for more. But my poor little be was in rough shape form all the drinking the night before. Her head was killing her and she asked for paracetamol. I warned her that this is very bad for your liver after you've been drinking and gave her 2 ibuprofens instead. It was still early, maybe so we went back to sleep. Her nestled up against me and me stroking her pretty little head.

I woke up a little while later and I began caressing her body. She was feeling much better and we began to make out. I started to take off her panties but she would not let me. She said she was sorry but that she had "pussy problem" - meaning that she had started her period. That explained her getting up in the middle of the night and taking so long in the bathroom. I said no problem, and we snuggled up together. I can't say I wasn't a little disappointed. But just being cuddled up with this lovely little creature was a pleasure in and of itself.

She suddenly raised her head form my chest and asked me, "You want me smoke? HELL YES! What followed was perhaps the best BJ I have ever received in my life. I lay back in the bed with her kneeling over my legs. She started slow at first licking my cock and balls. But soon I was in her mouth. She picked up the pace, bobbing her little had up and down over me in a steady rhythm. She was going very deep and I could feel the back of her little throat. I fondled her breasts as she worked me up and down. The image of her pretty little mouth filled up with my cock is forever burned in my memory. After a while I could take no more and I exploded in her mouth. Instead of running off to the bathroom to spit it out (as most Thai girls are apt to do) Bee held me in her mouth, cum and all, still slowly working her mouth up and down my shaft. This felt absolutely wonderful! After about a minute or two of this I let her get up to go to the bathroom. She had a mischievous smile on her cute little face as she held the cum in her mouth.

She came back to bed and cuddled next to me. I thanked her and told he how wonderful I felt and she seemed pleased. It was getting late and time for her to leave. She got up to get ready. She asked me to write down the name of the pills I gave her (she knew paracetamol but had never heard of ibuprofen). I did this on a piece of paper, making it out to be a fake prescription and signing it Dr. Chuk Wow. I Also packed up a few pills for her to take with her. I gave her "present" of 2 K baht and she asked for 100 more for Taxi, and I dutifully obiged. She seemed pleased and gave me a nice kiss on the lips. I walked her down to the reception to get her I'd and to help her get a taxi. She was still wearing the evening dress form the night before and looking damn fine and I could tell that my doormen friends were impressed. I took her number and we bid out goodbyes. I couldn't take my eyes off her and watched as the motor bike took her away.

What a night! I really like this. She'd pretty, young, and fantastic in bed. I wish that I had met this girl much earlier and the trip. Fortunately I have her contacts and we have stayed in touch on LINE. I think I may try and take her on a little trip t one of the more remote and beautiful parts of the country the next time I am in Thailand.

Stay tuned for the next, and last episode, where Uncle-V busts his Soi 6 cherry.

Stay horny my friends.

Uncle V.

[ActionOriented]

actually you lose money by not changing to a hard currency first. you are going to get a much better exchange when changing from usd to baht versus myr to baht. (hell some places won't even accept myr, as my cousin found out when trying to change his money at bank gold.) i know what you are thinking: $1=33 baht and 43 rupees=1 so i will get 33 baht for 43 rupees, but it is not the same and doesn't work that way. nobody wants fucking ringgit or rupees so the rate is shittier when changing from soft currency to soft currency. you will do much better by changing to usd, euro, pounds, or any hard currency before leaving that country. i called myself changing my indonesian rupiah back to baht before leaving bali and got royally fucked, not just by a little bit. i'm talking about by at least 20% what i should have done was change my rupiah into usd in indonesia and then change the usd into baht once i got back to thailand.

doesn't make sense to change one currency into usd and then into thb. you lose money.

i could change whatever decent money in bkk, malaysian ringitt, chinese rmb, jp .

although it is possible to change inr directly to thb in bangkok (superrich offers a decent rate), my calculations suggest that changing usd offers me more thb. therefore, instead of carrying inr and changing them directly into thb in bkk or pats, i am thinking of buying usd in my home jurisdiction at every low point, and then carry usd which can then be converted in either bkk or pats, thus giving me more thb. i think i lose less on arbitrage this way, not entirely sure.

[Uncle Volodya]

How does it guarantee that the sex is going to be great?

Valid point. Of course you have to do your homework too. Talk to the girl, flirt a little bit and make sure there is some chemistry. That should go without saying.

[TomSf]

Team,

I wanted to give some pointers on price. I go to Thailand every year. It seems too many guys are over paying and the price just keeps going up and up and up. If we are going to talk about Pattaya prices which are different that Bangkok prices. Pattaya independent girls the cost is 500 on the strip next to the beach. Bar girls are 6-700 baut. They all will start with 1000 baut but you talk them down. Other will just take the 600 with a smile. The bar girls of course you have to pay the pay fine also. The prices I quotes are all for short time. Now long time for both not including bar fine is 1000 baut all night long. Any problems just negotiate 200-300 more baut. Gogo girls price varies all 1500 baut and over.

Now Bangkok is 1000 baut short time for street girls. Maybe 1500 long time I rarely do long time.

Thailand is nice because it is cheap. There are some guys that want to argue what a couple more hundred baut? Don't be cheap ect. The difference is the price just keeps raising. Now the great service you got for 600 baut in Pattaya for a beach girl she now has an attitude for anything less the 1200 short time.

Season matters also. Never go in the low seasons! Less customers the thais raise the price. More customers they lower the price.

[Mr Enternational]

doesn't make sense to change one currency into usd and then into thb. you lose money. i could change whatever decent money in bkk, malaysian ringitt, chinese rmb, jp.

actually you lose money by not changing to a hard currency first. you are going to get a much better exchange when changing from usd to baht versus myr to baht. (hell some places won't even accept myr, as my cousin found out when trying to change his money at bank gold.) i know what you are thinking: $1=33 baht and 43 rupees=1 so i will get 33 baht for 43 rupees, but it is not the same and doesn't work that way. nobody wants fucking ringgit or rupees so the rate is shittier when changing from soft currency to soft currency. you will do much better by changing to usd, euro, pounds, or any hard currency before leaving that country. i called myself changing my indonesian rupiah back to baht before leaving bali and got royally fucked, not just by a little bit. i'm talking about by at least 20% what i should have done was change my rupiah into usd in indonesia and then change the usd into baht once i got back to thailand.

[Mr Enternational]

The difference between a 600 and 1000 baht bar fine is $15. This is not a significant amount of money for me, especially if it guarantees that I have some great sex with a gorgeous girl.

How does it guarantee that the sex is going to be great?

[Gus69]

Lancelot.

Many thanks for taking the time and trouble to submit your wonderful experiences in your TRs.

Hoping you will be able to go back again soon, I have to wait until November.

[Nixonbd]

The quote above is the Baccara in Bangkok. I'm not possitive but I was shown the "sign" in Pattaya Baccara and I recall seeing a 700 barfine. Can't recall the ST and LT amounts since I didn't barfine from that club. Anyone know the prices in Pattaya?

700 BF and 2000ST; paid this time last year. I didn't BF until the end of the night, so feel I got more than just ST. The girl did not have to return to the bar anyway.

[BionicMan]

Sure you can. How much do BMW varry in price globaly, because of different taxes goverments put a. ? Cost of maintainance as well.
Women is not a car, so this situation would have been even easyer to handle. If man kind was not so weak.

Taxes are a national matter. So in the same nation you can't drive a BMW at the price of a Tata.

In some country you can drive a BMW at the price of a Tata elsewhere. But you need to change country to be able to do so.

[BionicMan]

Do they directly change INR to THB, or do they offer a better rate for USD?

Doesn't make sense to change one currency into USD and then into THB. You lose money.

I could change whatever decent money in BKK, Malaysian Ringitt, Chinese RMB, JP ¥ .

[Breadman]

The difference between a 600 and 1000 baht bar fine is $15. This is not a significant amount of money for me, especially if it guarantees that I have some great sex with a gorgeous girl.

How much do we pay to go to an FKK in Germany? Here in Moscow the going rate for 2 hrs with a girl is almost USD $300! It's even more back in the good old USofA.

But in the end you are right, to each his own. The important thing is we all have fun and share our experience to make it easier to have more fun in the future.

Stay horny my friend...

Uncle V.

I also found that having a local cell phone number helped bring the girls back without needing to barfine them a second time, plus the short time rate was usually a bit less since it was usually them asking to come over.

[Uncle Volodya]

If that's what you like and you think that price is fair, go for it. I just have a problem giving a bar 1000 bht for a girl. It is obvious a lot of people don't or they wouldn't charge it.

Me, I just don't like feeling ripped off.

Although we differ in the price for service, still enjoyed your reports. In the end it is about having fun.

The difference between a 600 and 1000 baht bar fine is $15. This is not a significant amount of money for me, especially if it guarantees that I have some great sex with a gorgeous girl.

How much do we pay to go to an FKK in Germany? Here in Moscow the going rate for 2 hrs with a girl is almost USD $300! It's even more back in the good old USofA.

But in the end you are right, to each his own. The important thing is we all have fun and share our experience to make it easier to have more fun in the future.

Stay horny my friend...

Uncle V.

[Breadman]

Baccara, bar fine is 600, short time is 2500.

The quote above is the Baccara in Bangkok. I'm not possitive but I was shown the "sign" in Pattaya Baccara and I recall seeing a 700 barfine. Can't recall the ST and LT amounts since I didn't barfine from that club. Anyone know the prices in Pattaya?

[TellAll]

I, like many other guys, like gogo bars because it means I can go out, have a few drinks and watch dozens of semi-naked girls dancing for a few hours before picking my favourite. That comes at a cost. Of course you can save yourself money if you go to the beer-bars, Soi 6 or Beach Road but for some people it's not just about 'having it' at the cheapest price possible, it's about enjoyment and the thrill of the chase (something some people seem to forget on here when they boast about how cheap they can find sex).

I find the whole argument quite tedious. Wherever you get your girls from, another guy will say he can get just as pretty girls available for cheaper. That's Pattaya. The type of girls I like are the pretty young things that are found in the gogo bars. I posted a photo of a girl I rated 10/10 at Crystal Club and I can safely say that I have never seen a girl that pretty in the beer-bars, on Soi 6 or Beach Road. Not that I don't think those places have some pretty girls but generally you get what you pay for and in my experience the gogo bars in Pattaya have by far the prettiest girls.

If that's what you like and you think that price is fair, go for it. I just have a problem giving a bar 1000 bht for a girl. It is obvious a lot of people don't or they wouldn't charge it.

Me, I just don't like feeling ripped off.

Although we differ in the price for service, still enjoyed your reports. In the end it is about having fun.

[Tomux 22]

Yeah, exactly. Sometimes it's a bit annoying, this cheap cheap cheap attitude. You can't drive a BMW for the price of a Tata.

Sure you can. How much do BMW varry in price globaly, because of different taxes goverments put a. ? Cost of maintainance as well.
Women is not a car, so this situation would have been even easyer to handle. If man kind was not so weak.