FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Pharisaer]

Viola was supposed to be away last week and come back in these days, did you see her?

She is back.

[Buck Rogers]

At Kimino.

Elena should work in Artemis till the end of August, but I don't know the exact definition of "end of August". So if it is next Friday 29 she could be there.

Viola was absent.

[Kimino]

At 3. 15 or something I thought though, all these guys and a bunch of girls, will all these guys be able to fuck one last time? Well I did.
That is just to say you can have fun anyway.

Well done, mate!

Do you happen to know if Elena (BG) will leave soon or not? Hope to have another zimmer with her Friday, if stupid Bardarbunga doesn't get in the way LOL. Viola was supposed to be away last week and come back in these days, did you see her?

Cheers.

Kimino.

[Nille Copenhagen]

Regarding staff and bartenders, everybody can have a bad night for sure and there is some stress around at times. The problem is that 80% of the customers apparently don't know the use of keywords such as 'please' and 'thx'. Lol

Kimino.

You don't have to say please, just say Bitte, LOL.

Eine Cola Bitte.

[Buck Rogers]

There was a small champagne party on the sofa right opposite the main bar, in which the lead financier was getting blown by 2 girls. That was a first at least for RB right in the main arena. Pop goes the cork.

The day before (Friday) there was a similar episode. I was on one of the couches on the platform and on the couch next to me a girl starts blowing a customer. Then they go fucking on to the next bed, the one with curtains. Well, from where I was I could see them fucking (not that I enjoy that) since they didn't close well the curtains on their side. I don't know how it looked from the bar below but I noticed some girls looking there smiling or looking surprised.

As for line up Friday was still very low (numbers and looks), the ratio men vs girls was ok till evening, then at 10 pm was like (in the main bar) 4 guys and 1 girl and at 3. 00 am seemed even worse, but I still had my usual several sessions and they were all enjoyable, even though I went with girls I wouldn't have gone otherwise.

At 3. 15 or something I thought though, all these guys and a bunch of girls, will all these guys be able to fuck one last time? Well I did.
That is just to say you can have fun anyway.

But after 4. 00 there were still some guys asking and girls refusing due to late hours maybe, so someone maybe left empty handed at the end.

Cheers.

[Rocketboy0]

I know summers are slow if the club is saturated with Romanians. When is the best times of the year to visit for a fuller line-up? What is this 70% of the A-team? When is the A-team 100%?

You might know it, but nationality has nothing to do with it. Not wild about your gratuitous "saturated" comment. There are a lot of cracking good RO girls at Artemis and it (and most FKK clubs) would be at a loss without them.

All girls just want to take off, even Teutonic Warriorettes and Klingon princesses, to hit the beach, get some sun and fresh air, and reconnect with family. Even you might. Things slow down then, as they do from just before Christmas thru mid January. Outside of those times, club at full strength, though obviously the power days better than Sun-Wed. Staffing even goes up slightly for the bigger Messen eg the coming IFA Tsunami starting just before 5 Sept.

[Kimino]

Reading reports here, it sounds like Art has been low on girls or getting an influx of men. Is it that less girls are been showing up there? I know summers are slow if the club is saturated with Romanians. Has it been like this since May? When does the club pick up? When is the best times of the year to visit for a fuller line-up?

What is this 70% of the A-team? When is the A-team 100%?

Ciao. Lineup has been absolutely normal up to two weeks ago, actually very low percentage of romanians around in my last visit. Then very few girls around for a week or so and now apparently getting back to normality. It's summer, it was.

Th-sat, stronger days normally.

Regarding staff and bartenders, everybody can have a bad night for sure and there is some stress around at times. The problem is that 80% of the customers apparently don't know the use of keywords such as 'please' and 'thx'. Lol

Kimino.

[Nille Copenhagen]

I never have any problem with the staffs attitude, maybe the way you walk and talk scare or annoy them?

Last time I lost my key and the staff was very friendly and immediately got me a new locker and key.

[PussyLiccker]

Reading reports here, it sounds like Art has been low on girls or getting an influx of men. Is it that less girls are been showing up there? I know summers are slow if the club is saturated with Romanians. Has it been like this since May? When does the club pick up? When is the best times of the year to visit for a fuller line-up?

What is this 70% of the A-team? When is the A-team 100%?

[Rocketboy0]

After many many weeks away, RB turned up on Saturday for an extremely pleasant return. Whatever may have gone on during the week, food was good, weather perfect, pool warm, and it was less crowded than a normal Saturday and while difficult to put a number on it, I would say the A-Team is back to about 50-70% of normal, with a few cute new recruits. But at least tonight, the f: m ratio seemed close 1:1 til about midnight when I dragged my ass home. So no stress, rooms were active but no waiting, and I counted 5 of my normal favs -more than my sperm supply for sure. Just plain vanilla with Ina (RO) and Debbie (DE Stuttgart) and both were just great. Certainly first timers would have nothing to complain about with plenty of options. So getting back to normal strength over the next days.

Team BU thin, and DE (esp Team Abdul) still absent though Jenna back, Team Poland sort of there, but Czech mates Nina and Fatima were not. Our key Russians Natasha and Vegas were also nowhere to be found. One can only speculate if they might be in E. Ukraine which would lead to an immediate cease-fire IMHO. But for you Milanese on the runway, not to worry as Soledad is ready and waiting, and has been in voice training all summer.

Don't know what was up with our Yank below, but could not agree more that staff normally more than friendly and helpful. Only guessing here, but sometimes, if people are stressed, it is more work to try to understand tourists speaking a foreign language badly than if they were just polite in English. Germans can be direct if they don't like or understand something- who knows. But A is a pretty friendly place considering all that goes on there. To whit:

There was a small champagne party on the sofa right opposite the main bar, in which the lead financier was getting blown by 2 girls. That was a first at least for RB right in the main arena. Pop goes the cork.

Finally, the 9th annual Bumsen Bahnhoff Birthday Bash is scheduled for 2 October with the usual steer on a grill, perhaps evening gowns (at least I will wear mine), and live music etc.

[Frozty]

I'm American with moderate German language skills. Arrived ready at the entrance of Artemis and greeted the "hostess" in my weak German. Immediately, miscommunication occurred and I got a pissed off angry response. I apologized but strike one for the staff at Artemis. Later in the evening at the main bar, I asked in German, "a beer please," and got a look of did not hear what did you said, so I followed with "a beer," response in English was "say please!" Then the butchy bartender places my beer a few seats away until I catch her eye and she then places it near me, "thanks" in German I say. Strike two for the staff. Then later at the basement bar, I observe another female bartender berating an Asian customer, "slow down and ask me clearly what you want!" I get that the staff females at Artemis are not attractive dykes and are doing a different job, but what's with the shitty attitude?

Ok on to the rest. I arrived around 1630 and was surprised at the number of guys on a Monday exceeding the number of girls. Hang out for about an hour checking the place out, impressive with the indoor and outdoor pools. The shower and changing areas are bit cramped and not well laid out but I am sure that the front desk girl gave me a bad locker location on purpose. Point to consider: ask for a locker that is in the 300's or more, as anything in the 200's are less are cramped and near the front of the locker room.

I'm surprised to hear about your problems with the support staff; I have always found them great.

Anyhow, the sport was good. Two of my favourites in Fatima and Gab. A lucky find on a mid-August Monday.

[Gremlin Og]

Have profited from and enjoyed the posts on this Berlin FKK. I'm a regular on the Dubai list, did one evening at Golden Time in Vienna, so here is my experience at Artemis Berlin. I made my adventure on a Monday evening, 11 August to be precise. First off, very easy for any first time visitor to reach from the middle of Berlin, S bahn or taxi. Overall, facilities are better than GT in Vienna but the cost is the same. Before the good stuff, let me get the negatives out of the way.

I'm American with moderate German language skills. Arrived ready at the entrance of Artemis and greeted the "hostess" in my weak German. Immediately, miscommunication occurred and I got a pissed off angry response. I apologized but strike one for the staff at Artemis. Later in the evening at the main bar, I asked in German, "a beer please," and got a look of did not hear what did you said, so I followed with "a beer," response in English was "say please!" Then the butchy bartender places my beer a few seats away until I catch her eye and she then places it near me, "thanks" in German I say. Strike two for the staff. Then later at the basement bar, I observe another female bartender berating an Asian customer, "slow down and ask me clearly what you want!" I get that the staff females at Artemis are not attractive dykes and are doing a different job, but what's with the shitty attitude?

Ok on to the rest. I arrived around 1630 and was surprised at the number of guys on a Monday exceeding the number of girls. Hang out for about an hour checking the place out, impressive with the indoor and outdoor pools. The shower and changing areas are bit cramped and not well laid out but I am sure that the front desk girl gave me a bad locker location on purpose. Point to consider: ask for a locker that is in the 300's or more, as anything in the 200's are less are cramped and near the front of the locker room.

At first I'm perplexed at the choices. Some hard looking tattooed tall girls, silicon, and it seems all the choices are grouped in the main smoky bar. Dinner quickly ensues and I grab a plate with the rest. This whole scene I found really strange with guys in robes and naked girls lining up for schnitzel and potatoes. I opt for a salad and veggies. Head to the outside table area and decide to sit with two tall tattooed girls. They were not happy I sat with them but what the fuck, I paid, so listen to my shit. I tried all my German jokes, like the word for "of course" and "masturbation" are quite similar in German. All they responded was "so will you take us both?" I'm not doing well at this point.

Back at the smoky bar, I spy a next door type girl with the kind of breasts you want to live with.

Gabrella (Polish) been reviewed here before. So we connect, I like her simple features, sweet lips, and goddamn those nipples. So off to one of the outside rooms and I immediately find her sweet, accommodating, and a real make up for the crappy staff attitude. I take is slow with Gab, only 30 minutes, but what a time it was. She could not deep throat but licked slowly up and down the shaft. Ball sucking was fit for a king. Best position was spooning in front of the mirror, her moaning, me thrusting and hanging to those awesome boobs. I knew then that this would be a repeat so I resisted cumming with her. As we laid together, she asked what part of our sex did I like. A professional but delivered genuinely. LFK to DFK, everything else on the menu.

Next up, another well reviewed girl, Jollene. I spotted her on a sofa in the smoky bar and struck up a conversation. When she told me her name, I was set to try her out. This older girl is fit and nice looking, Hungarian I believe, and carries herself well. But sex was a bit formulaic with me. She started on the day shift but was staying to 2000. I like when girlies take charge and she certainly did that but overall we did not connect. For sure, doggy with her and her incredible ass was well done, but I stopped at 30 minutes and believe more times with her would be better.

Next up Veronika from Bulgaria. By this time, it was getting to night shift so I was interested the in newbies. Noticed a pale skinned, short dark hair (it was a wig), small breasted, curvy hips and big assed girl at the entrance of the bar. Big ass and small breasts, brother please. We went to the 3rd floor rooms, and I really liked her style. Kissing was not as deep as Gab but this girl's eyes were sinful. BBBJ was marvelous. Doggy was similar to Joellene but Veronika could bang back and her ass jiggled something sexy. I am a two cum an evening guy so now might be the time for first discharge. After a great amount of her on top and me sucking those delicious be cups, I suggest the 50 Euro CIM. She goes balls to shaft and back again, over, and over, and over, and over. No holding back so I grasp onto the back base of her head (no touching the hair), hold her firmly in position half way down my cock and I shoot rope after rope of cum into her. At first she moans to the incoming milk, then she makes gagging / choking sounds. I let her head go before I am finished and as she pulls away, two jets of cum hit her chin and neck. Beautiful. She spits the whole load in the trash can.

Now it's about 2200 and I'm ready to find Gab again. Its takes some time but I finally grab her and she is surprised. I really want to spend some time with her but also explore having a team mate join. So we decide to go to the upstairs kino to start and then she will go find this other Polish friend to compliment the last 30 minutes. Kino action I really like. Not so much the porn film but the semi-public sex. Gab is great at publically worshipping my cock at the upper level of the kino. Then as she is bobbing up and down a girl walks in and Gab, says "oh my other friend is here. Fatima" Fuckty, fuck yeah I say. It's like a best of this thread except Nina. Fatima is something else. Slim, smaller breasts, but for anyone that has had her, she is top shelf. She comes up to our level as Gab is working on me and asks if I want her to join. I latch on to her ankles and hold on for dear life. For the next ten minutes, Gab is on ball sucking duty, Fatima is working the shaft.

We move on to a room on the top floor for one hour of double heaven. It's hard to put into words the next hour. Truly the best 240 eruo I have ever spent. Here is the kicker. I'm torn on how to finish this threesome. I'the like to fuck both in the ass, CIM. But my cash won't go that far. Finally, I've got both knelling in front of me licking the cock and each other, so I lose it and blast all over both of their open mouths. Man what a site. But then I'm thinking, "shit, that is an extra 100 I don't have. " But these two are so cool, they are fine with the 240 base.

You fuckers in Berlin are lucky to have these places.

[Rocketboy0]

One thing I did figured this time, as that turning a girl down is a pretty good way to decide if you should go with them or not. If the girls are rude when you turn them down, it's probably not a good idea to spend time with them.

Just when you think you've heard it all, comes a whole new approach to manage the muschis. This one is especially useful if you are Dr Who and have a time machine.

The logic of course is spot on, as like everyone, I am at my most cheerful self following a rejection....

Anyway, with all the moaning of late, remember. boyse it is still summer time and no one should be surprised if the lineup is lite. While some men may be taking a last chance to summer up at the Bumsen Bahnhoff, for a lot of girls this is the last chance to take a week or so before they will come back for the IFA onslaught 5-10 Sept and they want to enjoy life, away from us. And who can blame them. I would get away from me whenever I can.

Still even if you need 4-5 sessions, hard to believe that is not doable, and for us mortals, even harder to believe there will not be 1-2 to make the day. Just manage expectations.

In any case, things will pick up soon. Schools start next week, and Berlin will be back. And for those of you desperados, remember Berlin has about 10 really good private bordellos, and one of them, Prestige near Hallensee, is a whopping 7 minute walk from Artemis, van Kempen is a five minute S-Bahn ride to Heidelbergerplatz, and KD a 10 min walk from there.....So if needs be, like the Marines, adapt.

[Pulani]

I am visiting Berlin on Sept-13 till 16. Would like to visit Artemis. If anyone is around the area during these dates, we could visit together. PM me please. I am a first timer.

Hi KekuKuke,

I am going to Artemis Sep 11-15. Artemis is an awesome place, I've been there a couple of times the last year.

If you want to keep in touch, give me a sign.

Pulani

[Pharisaer]

Is it urlaub for most of the famous girls (Nina, Fatima, Jenna, mini-muschi etc.)? And has anyone seen Antonia she was missing last time I visited early July.

Nina, Fatima, Jenna, Minnie Muschi are not missed. Maybe they have a day off or a week, but they're still back or they've never been away *LOL* - The last time I've seen Antonia was in June.