FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Gremlin Og]

And I will never be surprised someone tell me that the short black haired woman behave rude because she looks like an unforgiving type. Just my opinion.

That was the one at the smokey bar. But again, I understand service industry is not the best day to day for steady attitude.

[Iceberg27]

Have profited from and enjoyed the posts on this Berlin FKK. I'm a regular on the Dubai list, did one evening at Golden Time in Vienna, so here is my experience at Artemis Berlin. I made my adventure on a Monday evening, 11 August to be precise. First off, very easy for any first time visitor to reach from the middle of Berlin, S bahn or taxi. Overall, facilities are better than GT in Vienna but the cost is the same. Before the good stuff, let me get the negatives out of the way.


We move on to a room on the top floor for one hour of double heaven. It's hard to put into words the next hour. Truly the best 240 eruo I have ever spent. Here is the kicker. I'm torn on how to finish this threesome. I'the like to fuck both in the ass, CIM. But my cash won't go that far. Finally, I've got both knelling in front of me licking the cock and each other, so I lose it and blast all over both of their open mouths. Man what a site. But then I'm thinking, "shit, that is an extra 100 I don't have. " But these two are so cool, they are fine with the 240 base.

You fuckers in Berlin are lucky to have these places.

Just needed to share my own experience and opinions.

Regarding staff I think even in Artemis they can be rude. Important point here is to tell and to know what you want in a clear and loud way. When I was there at the downstairs bar I wanted to try the popular apple juice and at that moment I even didn't know it's apple juice. It's not a very popular drink in Turkey and here it has a different color and look. I told the bartender the brand of it and he didn't understand. He told me they don't have this. I was so much surprised because he was selling hundreds of glasses of this and now he is telling me that they don't have. I have entered the inside of the bar and show him with my hand and now he understood and gave me a glass of it. When I go upstairs I ask Melek (she is Turkish so we can speak in our language) and she told me it's called Apfelsaft or smt like that I don't remember and I understand that it is simply Apple Juice. During this bartender never been angry and helped me patiently but I am trying to tell you if they got angry it's not always customer's mistake. Sometimes they can be preoccupied. And I will never be surprised someone tell me that the short black haired woman behave rude because she looks like an unforgiving type. Just my opinion.

I think best place for the staff behaviour is definitely GT. It was the only place that entrance girl asked me that everything was fine during my visit so if a staff has a rude behaviour to me I would tell her and anyone would do so staff wouldn't risk that I think.

By the way a question;.

I am planning a third visit to Artemis in September, what time period must be avoided you think because of IFA or other things? Or simply what is the best time period in September to pay a visit to Artemis?

[Smdrr]

Romanian girls can be very good as well, despite some colleagues don't like them much, maybe because there are a lot of them. It just depends on the girl I guess.

Does this Melanie have long blonde hair?

She is brunette with just below shoulder line hair and about 160 cm. I was quite tired and sleepless by the time I saw her so some of the descriptions maybe slightly off!

As for Romanians I agree. I feel that the general sense is negative on these forums and even though I don't frequent these clubs as much as many of you but in my experience some of my better sessions were with Romanians. In fact one of my top three of all time FKK girls was a Romanian from World just a few months back.

[Smdrr]

She definitely doesn't really speak Arabic. She might be Iranian but I am not sure. I found her quite nice and warm when she talked to me in the past and I have heard overall positive things about her performance in the room. However she was never my type so I never went with her. I found her response to you quite stupid to be honest. Sometimes I would really want to know what they think or if that is a sign they don't want to zimmer with a particular customer in the first place. Many of us guys don't want to be handled that way and if they just put a little more effort into it they surely would be much more successful. Anyway you seem to have found others who more than satisfied you so I guess it was still worth it.

Yeah I think she is Iranian too because of her face. She was also nice when talking to me just her answers were baffling! What was strange was that I had previously sessioned with her and chemistry was there and I think we both enjoyed it quite a bit. Anyway the girls just like us sometimes aren't in the mood for a certain somebody and I think I may have approached her at the wrong time. Too bad with Hadisse though as I liked her visuals.

[Smdrr]

Sorry, but you are wrong. Susanna from Globe is calling herself Esther in Artemis.

What lead me to believe was that description very much matched Susanna's and also I had seen Susanna from the other day. Well I guess I missed my chance with Nina then! No regrets though as I had a pretty good trip and quite satisfied with free and paid sex that I had. Hopefully see Nina next time.

[Buck Rogers]

Finally the highlight of the night was Melanie from Romania. Now her looks are not the best. She has some meat on her body (not excessive but definitely curvier than mostin Artemis) and has quite saggy breasts. HOWEVER getting beyond that she gave a very good service in the room. She seemed to genuinely enjoy the session, was submissive and liked to be dominated. I spent an hour with her and did anal which is what I wanted to do all night! All in all this is my third consecutive Romanian girl in an FKK club that I have really enjoyed even though the looks were not the best. I am starting to get into Romanian girls now.

Romanian girls can be very good as well, despite some colleagues don't like them much, maybe because there are a lot of them. It just depends on the girl I guess.

Does this Melanie have long blonde hair?

[Member #4347]

I spent two days in Artemis during my last visit. First one was a few weeks earlier and a really short one. Got to the club around 1 AM. Not a strong line-up. Few girls caught my eyes. Talked to Hasida (Adisa?) Turkey. She could not seem more disinterested! Like a girl you approach at a bar who has zero interest whatsoever! After two minutes of talking (she was silent most of the time), she asked me whether I want to go to the room. NO THANKS!

Her name is Hadisse and she is German Turkish. I know her well. She can be moody at times. So her mood and the sympathy with a customer surely has a great impact. I understand that someone who won't be at Artemis very often will naturally be less patient than I am, however I can tell you Hadisse is that type of girl who is very nice and very much into it once the ice is broken. Having said all this, if I were in your shoes most likely I would have done what you did.

Then saw Thalisa who claims to be half Brazilian half Egyptian (which I think is a total BS). I had previously sessioned with her and had a great time which I reported on this forum. I am determined to take her to the room so I introduce myself but she has no recollection which is understandable as our session was about a year ago. She is very nice and smiling all the time. Then I tell her let's sit down and talk till I finish my drink to which she says "I don't talk to customers"! I ask why she says because they talk and not go to the room to which I say don't worry we will go to the room as I know you; I just want to finish my drink, to which she say "I go sit by myself and you come to me when you finished your drink" I was shocked! Needless to say that she cut herself from more than 300 EUR as I was planning on having an hour long session with anal a few extras with her (just like my last time).

She definitely doesn't really speak Arabic. She might be Iranian but I am not sure. I found her quite nice and warm when she talked to me in the past and I have heard overall positive things about her performance in the room. However she was never my type so I never went with her. I found her response to you quite stupid to be honest. Sometimes I would really want to know what they think or if that is a sign they don't want to zimmer with a particular customer in the first place. Many of us guys don't want to be handled that way and if they just put a little more effort into it they surely would be much more successful. Anyway you seem to have found others who more than satisfied you so I guess it was still worth it.

[Kimino]

She is back.

Thanks for the info Pharisaer.

[Pharisaer]

Before getting to the club I had received the description of the famous Nina in a PM from one of the senior members of the club and I think I know her based on the description. In fact I sessioned with her when she was at the Globe club in Zurich. Her name was Susanna then and I had mentioned her in my very first post on this forum. While a great session, I remember that was not my very best at the Globe. I got to know this because I saw Globe's Susanna during my first day at Artemis a week earlier and recognized her. I didn't talk to her to get her name at Artemis but am pretty sure that is Nina given the description.

Sorry, but you are wrong. Susanna from Globe is calling herself Esther in Artemis.

First session was Marietta from Germany. She said she is 19 which sealed the deal for me! Went to the room but got a very disengaged act. She was trying to be "nice" but it was clear that she wasn't enjoying the session. I got zero response to my rather lengthy and elaborate DATY and her "kisses" (which she said she does) were more like mini smooches. Not great but moving on.

Just call her Mariella.

[Smdrr]

This was last Friday and I had quite a but of time on my hand. So decided to go to the club at around 6 pm and stay till they close or I have no energy left. I tried to pace myself and use all the facilities of the club in-between my sessions, which was quite nice even though I will not include them in my report.

Before getting to the club I had received the description of the famous Nina in a PM from one of the senior members of the club and I think I know her based on the description. In fact I sessioned with her when she was at the Globe club in Zurich. Her name was Susanna then and I had mentioned her in my very first post on this forum. While a great session, I remember that was not my very best at the Globe. I got to know this because I saw Globe's Susanna during my first day at Artemis a week earlier and recognized her. I didn't talk to her to get her name at Artemis but am pretty sure that is Nina given the description.

Anyway, day 2 began with me asking the front desk whether Nina or Fatima are in the line up. The response was that Fatima is in the club but Nina isn't. So given that I didn't know Fatima I asked most of the slim brunette girls their names but couldn't find her till the end! Too bad.

First session was Marietta from Germany. She said she is 19 which sealed the deal for me! Went to the room but got a very disengaged act. She was trying to be "nice" but it was clear that she wasn't enjoying the session. I got zero response to my rather lengthy and elaborate DATY and her "kisses" (which she said she does) were more like mini smooches. Not great but moving on.

Second session was with Luana from Italy. She appears more like a Palace girl. A bit "professional" and mature looking with silicons. Initially didn't want to go with but she was pretty convincing at the cinema so off we went. At the room she was pretty horny and asked me to switch between different positions. She did want to take control but not in a bad way and given that I was somewhat tired I didn't mind. The session was good and I think she has good potential so I would repeat with her again.

Finally the highlight of the night was Melanie from Romania. Now her looks are not the best. She has some meat on her body (not excessive but definitely curvier than most in Artemis) and has quite saggy breasts. HOWEVER getting beyond that she gave a very good service in the room. She seemed to genuinely enjoy the session, was submissive and liked to be dominated. I spent an hour with her and did anal which is what I wanted to do all night! All in all this is my third consecutive Romanian girl in an FKK club that I have really enjoyed even though the looks were not the best. I am starting to get into Romanian girls now.

Happy hunting.

[Smdrr]

I spent two days in Artemis during my last visit. First one was a few weeks earlier and a really short one. Got to the club around 1 AM. Not a strong line-up. Few girls caught my eyes. Talked to Hasida (Adisa?) Turkey. She could not seem more disinterested! Like a girl you approach at a bar who has zero interest whatsoever! After two minutes of talking (she was silent most of the time), she asked me whether I want to go to the room. NO THANKS! Then saw Thalisa who claims to be half Brazilian half Egyptian (which I think is a total BS). I had previously sessioned with her and had a great time which I reported on this forum. I am determined to take her to the room so I introduce myself but she has no recollection which is understandable as our session was about a year ago. She is very nice and smiling all the time. Then I tell her let's sit down and talk till I finish my drink to which she says "I don't talk to customers"! I ask why she says because they talk and not go to the room to which I say don't worry we will go to the room as I know you; I just want to finish my drink, to which she say "I go sit by myself and you come to me when you finished your drink" I was shocked! Needless to say that she cut herself from more than 300 EUR as I was planning on having an hour long session with anal a few extras with her (just like my last time).

After this I was pretty upset as it felt like I got dumped by two working girls! Nonetheless I had to release that night so kept looking till I found this rather cute black girl Kimi from Bahamas. She wasn't aggressive at all just a smile and a wink that showed she was interested and after talking for a few minutes we were off to the room. She claimed to be new to the club and her attitude confirmed this. In the room she kept her positive attitude and was eager to please. Nice massage towards the end once I was finished but had a few minutes left. Overall a good one hour session and a possible repeat if I ever see her again.

[Gremlin Og]

I never have any problem with the staffs attitude, maybe the way you walk and talk scare or annoy them?

Last time I lost my key and the staff was very friendly and immediately got me a new locker and key.

It could have been me, I'm not sure. It was an initial visit and I plan to go back. I understand these things can be contingent, that is just what I encountered that Monday.

[Rocketboy0]

Hope to have another zimmer with her Friday, if stupid Bardarbunga doesn't get in the way LOL.

Is that a volcano started by Berlusconi?

[Pharisaer]

Viola was supposed to be away last week and come back in these days, did you see her?

She is back.

[Buck Rogers]

At Kimino.

Elena should work in Artemis till the end of August, but I don't know the exact definition of "end of August". So if it is next Friday 29 she could be there.

Viola was absent.