FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Member #4347]

If we had a sticky post at the beginning of this thread, titled something like "Read this before posing any question" it could be helpful.

The post could contain all the basic stuff about Artemis. Prices, locker handling, in and outs, extras, a special "where is nina" section, public transport, is it safe to walk to the subway, cellphones allowed, search thread functionality, the underwear beneath the robe issue, will it be crowded during Ifa, orthodox or not, etc. Etc.

Having this would mean we will only have to deal with occasional "can I come 9 times during a 30 min session", a couple of legitimate std panic situation and some Frankfurt is better talk, but for the rest we should be ok. On the other side, this would probably drop the number of "reports" by roughly 70/80%. LOL.

Obviously joking a bit. I do think it would be very useful for people hitting the thread for the first time. Searching is not that easy, especially in a thread full of non relevant (or off topic) information.

My2 cents.

Kimino.

I agree 100%. Everyone is new to something or some place at least once in his life so no problem if people are asking for advice, but since a few of us are making the effort of reporting and answering questions, the least new people and even some not so new people should make the effort to search before posing questions that have been asked many times. I am all for posting such an Artemis FAQ info and then try to redirect all the repeating requests there. I am ready to contribute to that FAQ if needed.

We are always focussing on helping newbies but for experienced mongers it really gets boring saying the same things over and over again. About RB's post I find myself many times thinking like him on certain issues but I have to say he has a much funnier and more diplomatic way of saying it.

Diplomat.

[Ortos]

If we had a sticky post at the beginning of this thread, titled something like "Read this before posing any question" it could be helpful.

The post could contain all the basic stuff about Artemis. Prices, locker handling, in and outs, extras, a special "where is nina" section, public transport, is it safe to walk to the subway, cellphones allowed, search thread functionality, the underwear beneath the robe issue, will it be crowded during Ifa, orthodox or not, etc. Etc.

Having this would mean we will only have to deal with occasional "can I come 9 times during a 30 min session", a couple of legitimate std panic situation and some Frankfurt is better talk, but for the rest we should be ok. On the other side, this would probably drop the number of "reports" by roughly 70/80%. LOL.

You could do all that stuff, for sure. We could endure all that hassle and angst towards this just and noble cause...... OR:

We could just bring back Angus!

[Kimino]

If we had a sticky post at the beginning of this thread, titled something like "Read this before posing any question" it could be helpful.

The post could contain all the basic stuff about Artemis. Prices, locker handling, in and outs, extras, a special "where is nina" section, public transport, is it safe to walk to the subway, cellphones allowed, search thread functionality, the underwear beneath the robe issue, will it be crowded during Ifa, orthodox or not, etc. Etc.

Having this would mean we will only have to deal with occasional "can I come 9 times during a 30 min session", a couple of legitimate std panic situation and some Frankfurt is better talk, but for the rest we should be ok. On the other side, this would probably drop the number of "reports" by roughly 70/80%. LOL.

Obviously joking a bit. I do think it would be very useful for people hitting the thread for the first time. Searching is not that easy, especially in a thread full of non relevant (or off topic) information.

My2 cents.

Kimino.

[PayForIt]

It's easier to say yes, and save the unnecessary posts.

Not sure I agree with the "unnecessary posts" comment. I actually liked the RB post: it was sarcastic but I found it quite funny! See'Mon. A bit of banter here and there hurts nobody! Sure he was making the point that a quick search produced a quick result and maybe TMan128 should have made that check first but actually he isn't in the wrong either here. The forum should be for asking for information from others with greater knowledge of the venue. That's all he was asking and so what if he decided not to Google instead? Would have been quicker I suppose but then not everything on the Google results, nor indeed the websites is accurate. Half the girls commented upon in this forum are not shown on the Artemis website and indeed I was there last week and clearly some of the girls present are not on the site. So no issue with TMan asking the question and let's not beat up on RB for a quippy response!

The visit last week: Thanks to previous posts from Danny I sampled the delights of Erica. Not the youngest in the club, dark hair 7/10 with sillies but attitude and service 10/10.

Also sessioned with Laura. Blonde / tall / pony tail / see cups in black lace top. Looks 8/10, body 9/10 and attitude and service 10/10. Both great girls.

Food was average, good line up for midweek.

[PussyLiccker]

A bit??? Well you have indeed grasped part of the essential concept.

Uh, the Art's website defaults to English. The info was / is on the very first page that comes up when you click on enter. Just read the ENTRANCE section. Otherwise, if you are particularly challenged:

http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/?langswitch_lang=en

We are clearly doomed as a species.

It's easier to say yes, and save the unnecessary posts.

[Rocketboy0]

So, I am no expert, but I believe I have read a bit of sarcasm in this post. If only their website was in English.Rush.

A bit??? Well you have indeed grasped part of the essential concept.

Uh, the Art's website defaults to English. The info was / is on the very first page that comes up when you click on enter. Just read the ENTRANCE section. Otherwise, if you are particularly challenged:

http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/?langswitch_lang=en

We are clearly doomed as a species.

[RushRider]

So. I used an obscure search engine called Google. Someone (Larry Page or something) said it can be helpful to look at the interweb. I put in the not so common words "return to Artemis later same day" and unbelievably, the first suggestion was to consult the Artemis homepage.

Can you imagine; they have their own home page!? On that very page is a small section called "ENTRANCE" which miraculously describes, in great detail, the secret, intricate ritual needed to exit and return later the same day. To quote: "The day ticket also entitles you to leave the premises, deposit your key and return by 4 a.m.!" So you just tell the reception what you want to do, they will keep your key, note your nom de poon and the number you have for the day. When you return, you say your name, the key number, and presto, the next round of mondo muschi begins.

Well worth a read.

So, I am no expert, but I believe I have read a bit of sarcasm in this post. If only their website was in English.

Rush.

[Bearsk]

Yes, lock your robe in your locker and after changing go to the front desk and ask to leave a return.

They will ask you to sign and keep your key until you return.

Can you leave Artemis and come back the same day, without paying an extra fee?

I'd like to break up my day, e. G. By going out for a nice dinner, then come back to continue the fun.

I've tried to search but this is a difficult concept to search for; the words are too common.

Cheers

[SuppenHuhn]

Can you leave Artemis and come back the same day, without paying an extra fee?

I'd like to break up my day, e. G. By going out for a nice dinner, then come back to continue the fun.

I've tried to search but this is a difficult concept to search for; the words are too common.

Cheers

Yes that's possible.

[Rocketboy0]

Can you leave Artemis and come back the same day, without paying an extra fee?
I've tried to search but this is a difficult concept to search for; the words are too common.

So. I used an obscure search engine called Google. Someone (Larry Page or something) said it can be helpful to look at the interweb. I put in the not so common words "return to Artemis later same day" and unbelievably, the first suggestion was to consult the Artemis homepage.

Can you imagine; they have their own home page!? On that very page is a small section called "ENTRANCE" which miraculously describes, in great detail, the secret, intricate ritual needed to exit and return later the same day. To quote: "The day ticket also entitles you to leave the premises, deposit your key and return by 4 a.m.!" So you just tell the reception what you want to do, they will keep your key, note your nom de poon and the number you have for the day. When you return, you say your name, the key number, and presto, the next round of mondo muschi begins.

Well worth a read.

[TMan128]

Can you leave Artemis and come back the same day, without paying an extra fee?

I'd like to break up my day, e. G. By going out for a nice dinner, then come back to continue the fun.

I've tried to search but this is a difficult concept to search for; the words are too common.

Cheers

[Blover34]

Hi all,

Does anyone knows of she's still around? She's like my wildest fantasy and on my list visit in December I didn't see her.

[Kimino]

I'll be at The A. With a bit of luck on Thursday. Anyone know if Avril is working these days?

Was there Friday.

[Member #4347]

I'll be at The A. With a bit of luck on Thursday. Anyone know if Avril is working these days?

I saw her last Wednesday. There is no way of knowing in advance if a girl will be working at any date in the future.

I recommend calling the reception and asking if the is at Artemis before your arrival there. If a girl is actually working they can only guarantee after the beginning of her shift.

[Galazy2]

I'll be at The A. With a bit of luck on Thursday. Anyone know if Avril is working these days?