Puerto Vallarta

[LPlage]

From suggestions here went to Coni Spa on BB in old Town. Worked with "Karla" both times. First time 700 for a bad massage and he with little enthusiastic attitude. No touching allowed. Next time 1,000 for nude massage and titty fucked her for an extra 500. Too expensive. Karla looked much better with cloths on!

Thanks for good report.

The price for he on Basllio Badillo is way way too much. You guys are killing the market. Ha ha. For he, the standard is 700, inclusive of a good massage.

BTW, the shop you went to. Is it on the same side as wings to the west, or across the street from wings to the south?

Jaki is always reliable and a good service provider.

[John Dough]

That's weird. I didn't see Old Parr's reply when I posted mine. I didn't think there was a delay in posting comments by senior members.

Always Looking: Don't let your experience at Ballena Azul scare you off from visiting King George. These places are nothing alike.

[John Dough]

I looked back a few posts and I did not see the price by Old Parr. What is the "good price"? I might be there soon. Ha ha.

Visited King George last night. Fairly nice place. Some OK girls, some not. Girls drink is US $20. Rooms were OK.
30 minutes in room with girl about 2200 Pesos, 60 minutes about 4400 Pesos.

I was quoted on many occasions 1200 for 30 minutes, and that with the jacuzzi room. Why they quoted you these prices I have no idea, as that is literally crazy. Sorry to hear this Henry!

I think King George asked for 2000 pesos for 30 minutes.

Possibly because I am a regular, and because I always have 4 to 6 friends with me, so I spend a lot of money on drinks, but this is what I have been quoted and charged, and in fact, they ask me what I want to pay and I tell them 1,200 as that is what I always pay. It is one of my main hangouts, but I only frequent the place in the afternoons, but I am there for a couple of hours normally.

Maybe you should go with Old Parr the first time. Then you might always get the good price after that. Keep in mind this is a fancy place, definitely not a cantina. The women wear nice dresses. I think it is geared to the high end tourists from the marina resorts. Maybe they have a two price system for tourists and locals.

[Old Parr]

I looked back a few posts and I did not see the price by Old Parr. What is the "good price"? I might be there soon. Ha ha.

Possibly because I am a regular, and because I always have 4 to 6 friends with me, so I spend a lot of money on drinks, but this is what I have been quoted and charged, and in fact, they ask me what I want to pay and I tell them 1,200 as that is what I always pay. It is one of my main hangouts, but I only frequent the place in the afternoons, but I am there for a couple of hours normally.

There you go V. I will more than likely be in Vallarta when you are here, as I am here most weekends, arriving on Thursday or Friday, and leaving on Sunday or Monday.

[Vitrea]

I would be curious to know what price they quote you at King George sports bar. If you could get the same price as Old Parr, I think that would be a good alternative for you. I heard it opens at noon. It was evening when I went, but they had some quality women and the room is included in the price. No need to pay for a motel.

I looked back a few posts and I did not see the price by Old Parr. What is the "good price"? I might be there soon. Ha ha.

[Always Looking]

An agency that is affordable, that has 20 girls, and perhaps 6 of them suit my taste could carry me for a whole year. With normal escort turnover I could be in PV heaven. I order a girl online, she shows up on time, and no more searching. But there is no such thing.

The best girl is Sophi. A real class act. She is the real deal. But that was an off season special when they all need work. You can find her on craigslist, she is or has been associated with PV playmates. Not sure of their current employment arrangement but the price would be better in the summer if you find her directly.

I had a number of misadventures that were harsh lessons. I had to tighten my game.

So I never meet without having real photos of their face. Never. I don't use a telephone with them. Only email. I never use a motel in my colonia. Never see the same girl 5 or 6 times. And I don't go to cantinas or clubs by myself.

I had done all of these. Each caused an implosion of some kind. These can work for other guys. But in my world I had to eliminate my errors.

I don't get into the massage thing. Just my preference. I like the motel experience. Have a chica bring a toy for herself. Have her watch porn. Hang out for one hour. Drift into two hours sometimes. Treat them with respect and repeat with them several times and they break all their normal rules. Some also then let you take candid photos too.

Regarding Damas they probably are real photos. The only one of interest for me was Francia. But I can't get her face photo. Maybe I should try again.

I went to some cantinas by myself. I know I went too early in the day. Was a fish out of water and never found a good girl. Went to Azul on Madero one time. Wrong place, wrong time, wrong words. Happy to not end up a story on CNN. That ended my venturing into cantinas on my own. Never went to King George.

Antorchas would be a good place but I want a sidekick to go with. But everyone I know here in PV also knows mi esposa so I have never approached anyone to go with.

I will post separately my one story of a street walker and another story of when the escort surprised me by bringing a pimp along.

I can't find anything good now and I am disappointed with the ones I know. That is why the resurrection of PV Escorts was disappointing. I do run a more conservative and safe ship than others might. But it has to fit my normal routine so I never have to explain anything at home.

[John Dough]

Finally we are starting to get a lively discussion on this forum. I wish those with the local knowledge would post more often. Some places have forums set up where they mostly do reviews on individual providers. I would like to see that sort of thing happen here. So far we have two favorable comments about Jaki. Who else would you recommend?

I agree that hiring escorts is a risky business. I prefer to meet them in the strip clubs and get a lap dance. That way you get to see if they have saggy tits or stretch marks. Their performance and attitude are also demonstrated. I had a lap dance from Mili when she worked at Osiris in la zona a number of years ago. She wasn't good. When I saw the PV Escorts web site list her age as 22, I immediately doubted that.

PV Escorts did have one good escort in prior years, who also worked at Andromeda (was called Platino back then). Her name was Valery. Unfortunately she isn't there anymore. I was told she moved to Guadalajara. Her pictures on the PV Escorts web site were not photo-shopped. She didn't need it. Their description of her as being happy, responsive, lively and fun with a firm body were totally true. There are some faceless pictures of her here:

http://www.one-escort.com/detail.php?n=28311

There is another girl working at Andromeda with the same good attitude and performance. Her name is Melanie. I don't know if she also works at an escort agency. She isn't as firm as Valery and has some minor stretch marks from pregnancy, but nothing serious.

Always Looking: What do you think of the escort service Damas Vallarta? Their prices are reasonable. I doubt their pictures are photo shopped due to the fact some of them are rather unappealing. Their ads are found here:

http://mx.mundosexanuncio.com/telefono/3221096660

Have you tried some of the other afternoon options like massage places, Las Antorchas, and cantinas like La Reja? As a local resident, I would be curious to know what price they quote you at King George sports bar. If you could get the same price as Old Parr, I think that would be a good alternative for you. I heard it opens at noon. It was evening when I went, but they had some quality women and the room is included in the price. No need to pay for a motel.

[Always Looking]

Vallarta is my full time home for the last 5 years. Because of my family situation I can only enjoy 'escort entertainment' in the afternoons. I line up something 3 or 4 times per month. I use backpage, craigslist, mxmileroticos and others, but they are filled with fake and stolen photos, and take a lot of work to research. This is not ideal. But I still do it. Girls use multiple names and borrowed photos, so I do a search of the photos and telephone numbers and email addresses to narrow the field. I am budget minded because of the number of dates I have per month. 1500 pesos is fine, but will not dish out 3000 pesos on the high end girls. I have no problem tipping.

I would like to hit the bars and clubs at night, but I need to pursue things within my afternoon constraints. If I find something worthwhile, I will repeat with her several times and then move on. I like to trade emails with a girl, and then meet her at the designated motel. Nice, clean and simple. So the ideal situation would be a honest, affordable escort agency with a deep bench of talent. That is my problem.

And this leads me to PV Escorts. I hate to pile on, but PV Escorts is not a solution for me. They have brought back the same used, worn out girls they had before. Mili, Melissa, Alex, Caroline, etc. Don't walk away. Run. Unclean and dishonest and never on time. Forget the age that is listed, they are much older. One has a horrible fake rack job. Do not make a decision based on the photos. They are major league photo shopped. Most have kids and the scars to prove it (Mexican doctors must be hacks).

I have used them all before (except for Mili, she scares me). And I used them as independents when the agency went away. Some of these girls have used other names in different ads. I am rather stupid, as I repeated with some even though the experience was substandard, and only because I had no alternative and I wanted entertainment.

I know nothing of the couple of new girls they brought on, other than I have their photos, and photos of their faces and clearly the photo shop program was on hyper drive. Maybe there is a good experience in there, but I will let one of you take a 'hit for the team' and report back. If they only understood that photo shop is not their friend. It only leads to disappointment when we actually meet them.

It should not be so hard to find a decent group of affordable escorts that would show up on time, and stay out of my wallet when I am in the shower.

[Jason96]

This girl is the worse. I have known her personally for a couple of years. I see she has hooked up with pvescorts who now advertising her on Craigslist in addition to there website. If you want to throw your money away then take her. Her tits are all skin from having 3 babies so that right there is a big turnoff. She also cannot be trusted so always keep an eye on your things if you are foolish enough to go with her.

Another girl whom I have known for years is Mili. I know her from the nightclubs on the malecon, and from the nightclub Candela. I have partied with her on several occasions in the nightclubs, and she loves the drugs. From conversations I have had her with her, I can tell you that she is exactly a duplicate of the girl I previously wrote about. Stay away or you will be very disappointed.

The descriptions of the girls on that website must have been written by a teenager, as they certainly are not the quality of a professional agency.

The girl in the 3 pictures looks very cute. Except she's wearing way too much make-up in the first one.

[Old Parr]

It seems the Red Zone Tour is back in business under new management. This can be a good way for newbies to get an introduction to the attractions. The tour is prepaid so there is no misunderstanding about cost, as some have mentioned about the taxi driver Rogelio. I've been on the tour with the original owner and enjoyed it. I like to read the blog on the web site to stay in touch with what's happening.

http://www.redzonetours.com/

They also have an escort service that is more reasonably priced than PV Playmates. I met some of the escorts that worked there years ago when I went on the tour, since some of them also work in strip clubs. There was a range of quality from average to good. This might be a safer way to book an escort than using backpage and craigslist.

https://www.pvescorts.com/

This girl is the worse. I have known her personally for a couple of years. I see she has hooked up with pvescorts who now advertising her on Craigslist in addition to there website. If you want to throw your money away then take her. Her tits are all skin from having 3 babies so that right there is a big turnoff. She also cannot be trusted so always keep an eye on your things if you are foolish enough to go with her.

Another girl whom I have known for years is Mili. I know her from the nightclubs on the malecon, and from the nightclub Candela. I have partied with her on several occasions in the nightclubs, and she loves the drugs. From conversations I have had her with her, I can tell you that she is exactly a duplicate of the girl I previously wrote about. Stay away or you will be very disappointed.

The descriptions of the girls on that website must have been written by a teenager, as they certainly are not the quality of a professional agency.

[John Dough]

It seems the Red Zone Tour is back in business under new management. This can be a good way for newbies to get an introduction to the attractions. The tour is prepaid so there is no misunderstanding about cost, as some have mentioned about the taxi driver Rogelio. I've been on the tour with the original owner and enjoyed it. I like to read the blog on the web site to stay in touch with what's happening.

http://www.redzonetours.com/

They also have an escort service that is more reasonably priced than PV Playmates. I met some of the escorts that worked there years ago when I went on the tour, since some of them also work in strip clubs. There was a range of quality from average to good. This might be a safer way to book an escort than using backpage and craigslist.

https://www.pvescorts.com/

[Jalandose]

Thanks for good report.

The price for he on Basllio Badillo is way way too much. You guys are killing the market. Ha ha. For he, the standard is 700, inclusive of a good massage.

BTW, the shop you went to. Is it on the same side as wings to the west, or across the street from wings to the south?

Jaki is always reliable and a good service provider.

Same side as Wings, upstairs.

Agreed on the price, the past 2 years it has gotten ridiculous, and IMHO the service is going downhill.

[Vitrea]

The first stop was Coni on Basillio Badillo next to Wings, I went upstairs and was greeted by a young sweet spinner named Jessie. We went to the room and I asked what options she had, she said "do you want sexy massage?" She said that FS was 2500 and he was 1500, when I said that was too much she said FS was 2000, he 1500. I said how much for just a massage? She said okay best price FS 1500 and he 1200. Went with the FS. So So massage, on the flip she put on a condom and gave a quick CBJ, and then climb on top for a while, and then finished doggy. Offered me a shower, turns out it's near the entrance, no place for your clothes and a cold shower in a closet. Start to finish was about to finish about 45 minutes, and about $115 USD.

Then the best thing happened, I contacted Jaki an independent on CL, listed as mature 36 yo MILF. Set up a time to meet, she picked me up near my hotel, and we drove to the Pedregal Motel in the Zona. She was as advertised, a smoking hot MILF. First we took took a shower, even had warm warm water here, wow! Then we got onto the king bed, and after a little warm up, she moved down and gave me an awesome BBBJ and I finished in her mouth. After she was sure she had sucked me dry, she got up and did a quick rinse and brushed her teeth. Then she had me lay on my stomach and gave me a great massage, had me flip over and continued with the massage. Once the massage was complete she went to work sucking my cock again, when I was hard she asked if I just wanted oral or if she should get a condom, I said get a condom, there was no way I wasn't going to bone that hot MILF. She got on top and rode me, and then doggie, and finished mish, what a awesome experience, best ever. So here's the financial details, 1500 for hour, actually longer, plus she picked me up, and dropped me off, a 20 minute trip each way, and 350 for the room, or about $135 USD. Jaki has great round firm breasts, long dark hair, and a great round ass, perfect body, and at her age she's better than most of the younger ones, I'm planning to tap that ass again.

Thanks for good report.

The price for he on Basllio Badillo is way way too much. You guys are killing the market. Ha ha. For he, the standard is 700, inclusive of a good massage.

BTW, the shop you went to. Is it on the same side as wings to the west, or across the street from wings to the south?

Jaki is always reliable and a good service provider.

[Vitrea]

I'm not sure El y Ella is still open.

I am pretty sure they are open again.

[Jalandose]

The first stop was Coni on Basillio Badillo next to Wings, I went upstairs and was greeted by a young sweet spinner named Jessie. We went to the room and I asked what options she had, she said "do you want sexy massage?" She said that FS was 2500 and he was 1500, when I said that was too much she said FS was 2000, he 1500. I said how much for just a massage? She said okay best price FS 1500 and he 1200. Went with the FS. So So massage, on the flip she put on a condom and gave a quick CBJ, and then climb on top for a while, and then finished doggy. Offered me a shower, turns out it's near the entrance, no place for your clothes and a cold shower in a closet. Start to finish was about to finish about 45 minutes, and about $115 USD.

Then the best thing happened, I contacted Jaki an independent on CL, listed as mature 36 yo MILF. Set up a time to meet, she picked me up near my hotel, and we drove to the Pedregal Motel in the Zona. She was as advertised, a smoking hot MILF. First we took took a shower, even had warm warm water here, wow! Then we got onto the king bed, and after a little warm up, she moved down and gave me an awesome BBBJ and I finished in her mouth. After she was sure she had sucked me dry, she got up and did a quick rinse and brushed her teeth. Then she had me lay on my stomach and gave me a great massage, had me flip over and continued with the massage. Once the massage was complete she went to work sucking my cock again, when I was hard she asked if I just wanted oral or if she should get a condom, I said get a condom, there was no way I wasn't going to bone that hot MILF. She got on top and rode me, and then doggie, and finished mish, what a awesome experience, best ever. So here's the financial details, 1500 for hour, actually longer, plus she picked me up, and dropped me off, a 20 minute trip each way, and 350 for the room, or about $135 USD. Jaki has great round firm breasts, long dark hair, and a great round ass, perfect body, and at her age she's better than most of the younger ones, I'm planning to tap that ass again.