FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Exodus8]

Went there around 5-6, went to the kino and got approached to girls. Def. Better today as you can see yr boobies I. E. Fake or natural. A girl named Timea couldn't take the rejection very well I. E. Got very aggressive after I told her "no bc you are not my type and I don't want to waste yr and my time". Body wise she is not bad but look like a plastic doll and if I wanted to fuck a plastic doll I can buy one cheaper and reuse, LOL.

Didn't see Christina as she is on my do-list. So I will try to caught her today.

1. Lorrine (Hun) black her, very pretty face, natural see. Kissing, good BJ, personality.

Conl: Repeat.

Went to the relax area sat in the sofa and relax for a while. Solida arrived no taker, I made eye contact she sat down, we talk and off to the room we go.

2. Solida (ro) nice teasing and amazing BJ. She sucked me for 15 min, fucked in 2-3 and went back to BJ.

Conl: Repeat due to BJ.

Sat in the sofa under the stairs and looked for girls walking back and fourth trying to see if there are any girls I wanted. It was getting late and I went hanging outside the lounge. Saw I girl that I like she went down to the kino. I went after her and meet in the stairs, asked her to cum with me to the kino. Asked her if she wanted to do in kino room or outside room.

3. Cynthia (madagaskar?) brunette, failry tall, slim body, natural a I blv. No kissing, allow DATY and reponsive enough, good BJ.

Conl: Repeat.

Other observations:

I see the same girls walking back and forth to the kino. I guess there are lot of girls just hanging in the lounge. Don't like it there bc girls so agressive, but will try to go there as if its crowdy sharks have many options, LOL.

In the sofa relax area I saw I girl sitting w a guy for a very long time. Which make me wonder is he paying to her time to sit w him or just expecting a longer session in the room later? I think the 1 option.

Any know Amelia / Amira? Brunnette, around 170, natural see I blv. She told me "special service" I. E. Would DFK, DATY for 1 HR session. Said no but actually wanted a 30 min.

Another very hard selling hard Annelise, very hot much my newly aquired shark alert went off. Anyone knows if her services are good?

Did see Nicole but didn't take her as Frozty comments put me off and I rmb to have read some other reports about her I. E. No doggie. She def. My type kind of girl but won't be good if service is bad.

Saw Valeska hook an asian and sold treesome with her gfl (name? Slutty looking girl). Took the time and it seems they were finihed in less than 15 min more like 10 min.

Will try to catch Christina and try some blondes as most of the girls I tried were brunettes / black hair. Saw a hot girl with a angel wing tattoo on her back but she was getting a massage while the guy was trying to learn it? Think he paid her for getting a massage, LOL.

[Pharisaer]

I'll try. Height is approx 167 cm. Her is black, long, wavy. See cup. No tattoo's, if I recall correctly. Very pale skin. Pretty, but more 'girl next door' than a stunner. She's quite shy, and tends to hang out on her own. She speaks with a slight lisp, but she'll probably have told you her name by the time you check that off the list!

Good description. Maybe it will be helpful to know: always wearing a broad, dark ribbon or belt around her hips. The ribbon covers some tats as well.

I haven't seen Katerina for a long time, but I have known her to take long breaks before. I don't know Natasha or Ella, but will keep them in mind for my next visit.

Don't mix it up. Theres a Bulgarian called Katharina, she's a regular nowadays. You're talking about Russian Katya, spotted for the last time in late summer last year.

[Frozty]

Frozty,

I'll be visiting next month and Gabrielle is on my do list. Can you provide a description of her to help me recognize her? After researching this forum the only description I managed to find is '26, black hair, very white skin'.

Also, maybe it's just me but the Russian girls (Natasha, Katarina, Ella) tend to provide great GFE. I mean, they seem to me a rather affectionate bunch. P.S. I don't think Katarina works there anymore.

EF

I'll try. Height is approx 167 cm. Her is black, long, wavy. See cup. No tattoo's, if I recall correctly. Very pale skin. Pretty, but more 'girl next door' than a stunner. She's quite shy, and tends to hang out on her own. She speaks with a slight lisp, but she'll probably have told you her name by the time you check that off the list!

I haven't seen Katerina for a long time, but I have known her to take long breaks before. I don't know Natasha or Ella, but will keep them in mind for my next visit.

[EtrnalFeminine]

It is true that GFE is hard to find in the club. It is one of the reasons that I am going to try the Stuttgart clubs this month. The closest that I have found in Artemis recently is Gabrielle (Gabriella?) from Poland. She is a nice girl, but not someone that you would immediately select on looks alone.

Frozty,

I'll be visiting next month and Gabrielle is on my do list. Can you provide a description of her to help me recognize her? After researching this forum the only description I managed to find is '26, black hair, very white skin'.

Also, maybe it's just me but the Russian girls (Natasha, Katarina, Ella) tend to provide great GFE. I mean, they seem to me a rather affectionate bunch. P.S. I don't think Katarina works there anymore.

EF

[Danny227]

Went there around 13 pm bought ticket, locked valuables in the safe, changed and took a shower. Walked around a bit to get to know the place and got told not to go to the 3rd floor so it was not easy to see that I'm was new to the place, LOL.

Went to eat some breakfast and walked around again. Sat in the kino downstairs and got approached by a lot of girls, tried to avoid eye contact if I knew I wasn't interested look wise. Got approached by Sheenya who was nice and we talked some time before I took to the kino-rom. Some LFK and fucked her in several positions but didn't manage to cum.

Concl: may repeat.

Needed some energy so went to the bar (pool) and saw a beautiful girl (sorry drinking tea and talking to bartender. Later she started walking and I tried to get her but she went upstairs. I went up to the lounge and she approached me talking me she's from Berlin etc told her that I needed to recharge my energy. Didn't see her for a couple of hours and grabbed her when I was her again. She does LFK but doesn't like her pussy licked saying it's very sensitive idk LOL. However her BJ is great, fucked her in diff. Position before she finish me with her hands...

Christina started kissing while into the session and when she knew I will stay at least an hour. Many girls are like this.

Artemis has, in my opinion, one of the best well maintained facilities. Food is usually good too, so I think you had a bad food day, which can happen anywhere.

Don't forget also that Artemis is the only decent FKK in Berlin and it caters to a lot of tourists. Therefore, a lot of girls behave accordingly (service, on average, is not like at Oase, Sharks, World, etc' So, it requires more talk to know which girl will do what and also. You can ask them if in a one hour session they would do DFK and stuff.

A year back I asked a Romanian tall girl (wear a collar from fabric on her neck usually and a pony tail with brown hair) that still works there if she kisses, and she replied loudly "no I don't kiss, this guy wants to kiss. " We ended up in the room for a 1.5 hour session with DFK and it was a great session.

I like Artemis a lot, but if one is not vigilant with respect to the girl he chooses, service might not be as expected.

Carla is also great, ro, face is OK, great great ass, awesome personality and one of my favorites.

[Frozty]

Some nice girls that I might try tmw:

Nicole (cz): very nice body, nice to talk to but doesn't kiss and uncertain DATY.

Christina: nice to talk and according to Danny very good.

Solida: seems very flirty I. E. Kissing but she never approached me. Might have taken her due to good report her.

Couldn't find any girls that provided GFE I. E. DFK but maybe I wasn't looking hard enough. Found one girl that I liked but no DFK so no deal.

Hopefully tmw will be better since I wasn't super impressed by Artemis and the food (dinner) is totally garbage, soup is good though. Maybe it's me but it seems that a lot of girls claim they are from Germany idk maybe they think that's a selling point.

Thanks for the report. You sound a little underwhelmed with Artemis, so I hope that you have better luck today.

To help, can I suggest that you look for other options than Nicole. Of course, YMMV, but it is a long time since I have read a good report about her. I aborted my own session with her after a few minutes, so badly did she annoy me with her upselling in the room. I like her a lot outside of the room. We have a laugh about our first attempt at a session, and she doesn't give up.

It is true that GFE is hard to find in the club. It is one of the reasons that I am going to try the Stuttgart clubs this month. The closest that I have found in Artemis recently is Gabrielle (Gabriella?) from Poland. She is a nice girl, but not someone that you would immediately select on looks alone.

[Exodus8]

Went there around 13 pm bought ticket, locked valuables in the safe, changed and took a shower. Walked around a bit to get to know the place and got told not to go to the 3rd floor so it was not easy to see that I'm was new to the place, LOL.

Went to eat some breakfast and walked around again. Sat in the kino downstairs and got approached by a lot of girls, tried to avoid eye contact if I knew I wasn't interested look wise. Got approached by Sheenya who was nice and we talked some time before I took to the kino-rom. Some LFK and fucked her in several positions but didn't manage to cum.

Concl: may repeat.

Needed some energy so went to the bar (pool) and saw a beautiful girl (sorry drinking tea and talking to bartender. Later she started walking and I tried to get her but she went upstairs. I went up to the lounge and she approached me talking me she's from Berlin etc told her that I needed to recharge my energy. Didn't see her for a couple of hours and grabbed her when I was her again. She does LFK but doesn't like her pussy licked saying it's very sensitive idk LOL. However her BJ is great, fucked her in diff. Position before she finish me with her hands.

Concl: likely to repeat.

3rd girl: Adina (Montenegro?) great body but no response when DATY, fucking wise ok.

Concl: will not repeat.

After a while girls stop approaching me since I always try to avoid eye contact and sitting in the relax area. Some girls even complain that I'm sitting there for hrs, but seriously I don't want to fuck girls I'm not attracted to whatsoever.

Some nice girls that I might try tmw:

Nicole (cz): very nice body, nice to talk to but doesn't kiss and uncertain DATY.

Christina: nice to talk and according to Danny very good.

Solida: seems very flirty I. E. Kissing but she never approached me. Might have taken her due to good report her.

Couldn't find any girls that provided GFE I. E. DFK but maybe I wasn't looking hard enough. Found one girl that I liked but no DFK so no deal.

Hopefully tmw will be better since I wasn't super impressed by Artemis and the food (dinner) is totally garbage, soup is good though. Maybe it's me but it seems that a lot of girls claim they are from Germany idk maybe they think that's a selling point.

[SuppenHuhn]

At Danny.

I think Erika is more than 30.

[Rocketboy0]

Years ago, I shorted a Brasilian girl named Kim by 60 euro. Very nice girl, I fell asleep upstairs during a head massage. Like you, I need to forget that and move on.

Could it be she misunderstood when you said you'd like some head?

But this falling asleep in the middle of a session - a hell of a good idea to save some bucks. I just don't think the rest of us have your charm to pull it off. I can imagine some of the Hamburg Team using a cattle prod to gently wake up an underpaying monger.

[Danny227]

Unless I missed it somewhere in the chain of posts, you never identified her?

Correct, apologies, her name is Erika. I posted about her in the past here. She is with black hair and black eyes, silicon boobs and she should be around 21. I just want to add that while I talked about this incident, I took her 6-8 times in the past and there was never a billing issue, so I would highly recommend her, still.

[Samplerr]

By the way, I highly recommend the girl to anyone who goes to Artemis! Super cool and great service (Artemis scale, not World or Sharks scales).

Unless I missed it somewhere in the chain of posts, you never identified her?

[Danny227]

Maybe her clock started when you ordered the bottle from the bar.

You may have a problem with alcohol at times. Lots of us do. Either way, you were not in a state to question at payment.

Years ago, I shorted a Brasilian girl named Kim by 60 euro. Very nice girl, I fell asleep upstairs during a head massage. I realized later and tried to find her. She had left for the day. I never saw her again. Like you, I need to forget that and move on.

Right on dude, I don't hold a grudge against the girl. She is worth every cent and more.

Since that night I have been all week at Oase and Sharks. My memory follows recency effects and has no recollection of unfortunate incidents from he past.

By the way, I highly recommend the girl to anyone who goes to Artemis! Super cool and great service (Artemis scale, not World or Sharks scales).

[Bearsk]

Well, you can't generalize my friend…. Also, that specific girl and I got bottles and were drinking together before.

If this was any girl, it would not surprise me that she misstated the time, but this one it is shocking, which is also the reason I can go with her again and believe she made an honest mistake. Maybe I am too naive, but I don't know man.

Maybe her clock started when you ordered the bottle from the bar.

You may have a problem with alcohol at times. Lots of us do. Either way, you were not in a state to question at payment.

Years ago, I shorted a Brasilian girl named Kim by 60 euro. Very nice girl, I fell asleep upstairs during a head massage. I realized later and tried to find her. She had left for the day. I never saw her again. Like you, I need to forget that and move on.

[Danny227]

So you were drinking AND she was drinking. And nobody was quite sure of the time! Gripping stuff.

For you music buffs out there, the refrain from an old Chicago song seems quite useful at this particular moment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBuUUBrC9eQ

or perhaps, just in the future, negotiate prices better, as in some tips from inspirational speaker Al Czervik:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dgxzItaQzw

Dude,

I know. But, is was a hell of a session.

[Rocketboy0]

Also, that specific girl and I got bottles and were drinking together before. ... Maybe I am too naive, but I don't know man.

So you were drinking AND she was drinking. And nobody was quite sure of the time! Gripping stuff.

For you music buffs out there, the refrain from an old Chicago song seems quite useful at this particular moment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBuUUBrC9eQ

or perhaps, just in the future, negotiate prices better, as in some tips from inspirational speaker Al Czervik:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dgxzItaQzw