FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Eric Cartman]

Returned about 8 pm to Artemis on a Weds night. As others have noted, Wednesday is "not naked" day at Artemis so the girls were wearing bikinis, bra / panties, or even tight dresses. Not sure why they feel the need to do this 1 x / week, as naked makes it harder to hide things.

Waited about 20 minutes and was rewarded with Gina (black girl from Namibia) returning to the main lounge. Grabbed her for what ended up being 1. 5 hrs in the room. I like the rooms out by the outside pool. You can just ask and the girls go out there no problem. Gina was fun and friendly. I think we started around 20:45 and we ended at 10:25, but she had lost track of time a bit and only charged me for 1. 5 hrs. All in 160 Euro.

Had a steam and a dry sauna in the newer outside area, then a bite at the buffet. Reasonably decent food, actually. Back to the main lounge and it was *really* hard to try to find a next target. There are a lot of blondes walking around, in addition to the regular dark-haired romanians, but it's really hard to tell who is any good just by watching. Also some were so "fierce" in their bottle blonde look and fake boobs that I have to think they would be terrible in the room. A lot of the girls just have terrible non-friendly body language. There were a couple of blondes who I liked physically but I was afraid the session would be sharky and terrible.

Ended up going with Lorraine from Hungary. She has great muscular legs (was wearing boots) from apparently having played handball before her working girl career. Reasonably nice personality, some light kissing, good eye contact. All in all a reasonable service. 110 Euro including the basic 30 minutes and some extra. Did not clock-watch esp after I agreed to the extra.

I still find it much more difficult to make a connection with the girls than with garotas in Brazil. But hey when in Germany.

Any other suggestions on how to sort out the better performers from the weak ones, especially when you don't know their names, gratefully appreciated.

-Cartman

[UltraHappy]

I've never heard of a FKK club where the female part of a couple doesn't have to pay entry.

HB.

This corresponds to my experience. Oase was certainly quite happy to take my money for two entry fees every time I showed up there with a female guest. If someone knows better, than please tell me because I will certainly be bringing other girls there in the future.

[Member #4581]

So who are the salaried employees who don't pay entrance fee? Hopefully Mauro does nt charge himself, LOL. The bartenders, cooks, bouncers, cleaning people etc? What about the masseuse, wonder if s / he has to pay, since they freelance and get paid similar to the hookers?

I think you got this one absolutely wrong: Everybody pays entry fee to get into Oase. Even Mauro's mother has to pay to get in!

[Hessen Bub]

I've never heard of a FKK club where the female part of a couple doesn't have to pay entry. That may be true for Party- or Swingerclubs.

HB.

[Hermann666]

Perhaps I misjudged Brianna bc I was put off due to her approach. Maybe I should try her next time or perhaps she likes you.

Cheyenne? Black curly hair wearing glasses?

Brianna can be a bit pushy but I have read other positive reviews of her and we had great fun in the room with lots of kissing.

Cheynne is the best PSE style girl I've tried in Artemis. No glasses what I recall, silicones that look a bit oversized on her petite frame. She is really skinny and her whole back is covered with a tatoo with a couple of faces if I recall correctly. Her hair is sometimes put up in a knot. I did a lot of positions with her, she did deepthroat, CIM and anal with great enthusiasm. I like to do anal in mish with eye contact and she was great at that. In doggy she was very active and pushed herself onto my dick. I've had a couple of different sessions with her and would repeat every time.

[Ortos]

I only know that a couple, men and girl can enter Oase. The girl does not have to pay entry fee.

I think you got this one absolutely wrong: Everybody pays entry fee to get into Oase. Even Mauro's mother has to pay to get in!

[Guy93]

Thank you for your answers gentlemen.

I tried to search info at Artemis homepage before, but they didn't mention anything about female guests.

[RempNobbes]

What is Artemis policy when it comes to female guests? Are they even allowed to entry the club?

Do they get free entry or free entry when they come with a man or have they always got to pay that 80?

As far as I know not. In Artemis there are no couples, men and girl, even so lonely women or lesbian couples allowed. I only know that a couple, men and girl can enter Oase. The girl does not have to pay entry fee. One other club now is the Oceans in Düsseldorf. There are couples, men and girl, as so women alone and lesbian couple allowed. They have free entrance all the time.
I really saw some joining the club with bathrobes. Interesting aspect. One time I came from the sauna, I disturbed accidentally a couple in the shower area. The women started to blow her (a) man.

[Pharisaer]

What is Artemis policy when it comes to female guests? Are they even allowed to entry the club?

No admittance for female guests.

[XiaoApple]

What is Artemis policy when it comes to female guests? Are they even allowed to entry the club?

Do they get free entry or free entry when they come with a man or have they always got to pay that 80?

Female guests are banned unless she wants to work in Artemis. In this way she needs to book time for interview. But only entry is not allowed for women guests.

[Exodus8]

Brianna from Spain does kissing with lots of energy. She's short and super tiny with black hair and blue lenses over the brown eyes.

Also Cheyenne, German super thin girl with silicone and a tattoo over her whole back, is really hot, but no kissing. She's more of the PSE type. Looks a bit like Anne Hathaway.

Perhaps I misjudged Brianna bc I was put off due to her approach. Maybe I should try her next time or perhaps she likes you.

Cheyenne? Black curly hair wearing glasses?

[Guy93]

What is Artemis policy when it comes to female guests? Are they even allowed to entry the club?

Do they get free entry or free entry when they come with a man or have they always got to pay that 80?

[Hermann666]

Hello intrepid readers. Cartman here. You may know me from my Brazil reporting (click my name, see my posts). Recently arrived in Berlin after a couple days in Zurich duly written up on the zurich forums.

Headed out to Artemis around 4 pm. Took a you-bahn to an S-bahn, and it was about a 5-10 min walk from the train station. From the outside Artemis looks like a Red Roof Inn or other mid-range motel chain. Inside it's actually a very nice facility. There is a smoky main bar area where all the girls hang out, on the entry floor. If you take the stairs down, there is a "Kino" sex theatre, a big pool area (indoor), and a massage area and other bar. The pool has some steam rooms / saunas around it. You can head outside past the dining area (which is on the main floor right after the main smoky bar) and there is a HUGE outdoor area (paved) that on one side leads to some very nice rooms (apparently built about 1. 5 years ago) and on the other side down to a large outside pool, hot tub, and an outbuilding area with a really nice sauna and steam room and showers.

Entrance was 80 Euro. Comes with free soft drinks and food. Regular 30 min sessions are 60 Euro, and the menu goes up from there -- 100 for anal, 50 for prostate massage, etc.

Not that many girls working when we showed up around 5 pm, but more came in starting around 7 pm and even up until midnight when we were leaving. Lots of slim Romanian types, some hungarians, a few outliers from Africa, Bahamas, etc..

Brianna from Spain does kissing with lots of energy. She's short and super tiny with black hair and blue lenses over the brown eyes.

Also Cheyenne, German super thin girl with silicone and a tattoo over her whole back, is really hot, but no kissing. She's more of the PSE type. Looks a bit like Anne Hathaway.

[Eric Cartman]

Hello intrepid readers. Cartman here. You may know me from my Brazil reporting (click my name, see my posts). Recently arrived in Berlin after a couple days in Zurich duly written up on the zurich forums.

Headed out to Artemis around 4 pm. Took a you-bahn to an S-bahn, and it was about a 5-10 min walk from the train station. From the outside Artemis looks like a Red Roof Inn or other mid-range motel chain. Inside it's actually a very nice facility. There is a smoky main bar area where all the girls hang out, on the entry floor. If you take the stairs down, there is a "Kino" sex theatre, a big pool area (indoor), and a massage area and other bar. The pool has some steam rooms / saunas around it. You can head outside past the dining area (which is on the main floor right after the main smoky bar) and there is a HUGE outdoor area (paved) that on one side leads to some very nice rooms (apparently built about 1. 5 years ago) and on the other side down to a large outside pool, hot tub, and an outbuilding area with a really nice sauna and steam room and showers.

Entrance was 80 Euro. Comes with free soft drinks and food. Regular 30 min sessions are 60 Euro, and the menu goes up from there -- 100 for anal, 50 for prostate massage, etc.

Not that many girls working when we showed up around 5 pm, but more came in starting around 7 pm and even up until midnight when we were leaving. Lots of slim Romanian types, some hungarians, a few outliers from Africa, Bahamas, etc.

The problem with this type of set-up is (a) the sharky girls who immediately stop you and ask you to fuck them / go to the room; and (b) simply not knowing who is any good. I waited a while before making my first choice, a tall, slim Romanian girl named "Silvia" with a long dark pony tail. She said she could do deep-throat but really couldn't. No kissing, which is a HUGE bummer. She was an OK performer and for 60 Euros I'm not complaining too much, but it was a far cry from a passionate experience at a Brazilian Termas.

Second up was an African (Namibian) named "Gina" . She was more fun, hung out with me for a while on a couch, and then in the room did a great deep-throat BBBJ with some light kissing and more passion (even if fake). Well worth it. I wanted to repeat with her, but when I finally saw her again around 11 pm she said she was going to eat and go home.

Thirdly I had a fun initial conversation with a Hungarian named Alicia. She told me that she had been working there for 4 years, on and off. But she seemed to have a good attitude. So later when Gina was gone, I though I'd take her for a spin. I'd just showered, but she was ruthlessly clinical. She sprayed some alcohol spray on the Little Admiral and wiped him off with baby wipes, and then she made me put alcohol gel on my hands. Then when she got down to businses she was very clear about no kissing, no touching her face, no fingers in her kitty, etc. While she was blowing me (thankfully BBBJ) she kept stopping every 10 seconds to spit whatever was in her mouth into a wad of paper towels, kind of a boner killer. But having said all that, her technique was solid, especially the prostate massage, and got the job done. It was like going to a car wash.

I really miss the Brazil vibe where you sit with the girl and quickly can start kissing, deep, feeling her body, and creating a passionate vibe before the room. Still, all in damage was 230 euro for 3 sessions plus the 80 entry -- and I did eat food and enjoy the steam room / saunas.

Just wish I could figure out a better way to idenify the more passionate, more fun girls. Fending off the sharks gets old. Here for a few more days, so open to recommedations. My wingman nailed a Moldivian named Kimberly and said she was FANTASTIC, albeit still below Brazil standards.

By the way it seem cigar smoking is allowed in the inside bar, not just only the outside areas.

TL;DR version: great instalaltions, reasonable food, more girls after 19:00hrs, need tips on how to identify the girls with more passion, who can deepthroat, who DFK/kiss, who get off .... made difficult by too many Romanian sharks. Otherwise it ends up being oddly clinical.

-Cartman out.

[XiaoApple]

No problem staying in A til 05:00 or around then (you can find quiet places to sleep), no problem with the S-Bahns which leave every 10 minutes from Westkreuz. S-Bahns fine in the early am, just use common sense and find a car with other people. The front desk can help you get a taxi if needed but you will save 35-45 EUR with the S-Bahn.

You have plenty of time given your flight. There have been some strikes recently but it looks like finally this mess is on the way to being solved so you should be fine. bvg.de is the great Berlin transit planner and you can check options (there is an english page). Depending upon when you go the route can slightly vary so just check it that day. It takes about an hour plus the 5 min walk to Westkreuz and the 10 min walk to the terminals..You can mess around with arrival times in Tegel, but you need to be in SXF at least an hour before a flight with their often slow security queues and labyrinthine passageways..

Girl sightings: Bearsk, always the man "screwpulous" with data, is correct. Napoleon was also here in October, 1806. But Fatima is around also now (as in last night). Ina is also but does not work every night (tends to only 1 of 2 weekend nights). Malik- unfortunately not seen for many, many weeks.

As always, if seeing a particular girl is critical, telephone the front desk and make a booking. Sometimes they know during the day, sometimes not before 20:00. You can always ring and ask at least if X is around this week, etc. Our sightings are really no guide to the future.

Other notes: bizarre lighting changes last night in both kinos - where now it is strangely bright inside. Hope this is a one-off as it feels like a football stadium. This coupled with the usual dreadful weekend music seems designed to keep the erotic feel well in check..RB wishes the DJ could offer his services to the Guantanamo prison, where this so-called "musik" would quickly lead to confessions (even by the guards) and then they could close it down.

And, on a related point, heads up to all: The UEFA Championship Final is 6 June, a whopping 2 S-Bahn stops from the doors of Artemis. You can imagine what the scene will be like after the game. However, as they will likely staff up, the variety of choices could be good earlier (and even during the game, as many menfolk will be downstairs leaving the girls free. And we all know Barce will mop the floor with Juv so after 60-75 min you could head upstairs.) But mongers who value their sanity want to be well clear of there within 15 min of the end of the game. If sanity not an issue, you can stick around for the Testosterone Tsunami...

Dude, thank you for your warm-hearted answer.