Medellin Reports

[John]

Well may be next time you are in medellin you can ask me who to see and when I am in Brazil I will contact you. HHEHE. This is what the board is about. Helping each other.

Happy Hunting.

John.

That is bizarre. I've done at least 200 garotas in Brasil and only once did a girl insist on a covered BJ. Curiously when I was about to cum (while fucking her) she asked me to come in her mouth.

On the other hand, in MDE, have have to establish beforehand that you want an uncovered BJ, and even then some girls won't do it. CIM is virtually unheard of.

You have to be living in a parallel reality to me and most of the mongers I know that go to both Brasil and Colombia. Your experience seems to be pretty much opposite of most.

Don't get me wrong, the Colombianas are unmatched for facial beauty and I love that they speak Spanish and it's so much closer to the US. But for bodies and wildness in la cama, Brasil wins hands down. And comparing Rio or Sao Paulo to MDE is like comparing NYC to Kansas City.

[Chicafan]

CIM is virtually unheard of.

Too bad because I like that.

[Hutzesq]

Has anyone else had the chance to directly compare the experiences at Mansion with Colombia Jake's place / services for first timers?

I have gone to MDE twice this year and split each stay up between the Mansion and Colombia Jake. Both are great venues, especially for a first timer in Colombia and obviously for gringos with little Spanish ability. If you make it to Medellin, try to go for at least 6 days and split your say between both places. They are only a 5 minute cab ride apart so this is easy to do.

There is plenty on this board about the Mansion. There is also a separate Colombia forum called "Casa Blanca Medellin" which just another name for the Mansion. Sounds like you know that the Castillo building (M2) is about 3 blocks uphill from the main building (M1) which is where the bar (La Cueva) is. At night most girls appreciate a cab up to M2 and it only costs $2 so just go with it. In the day they are more willing to walk. Personally I think the guys who stay in M2 are often a bit older and many are more seasoned vets in Medellin who have various sources for girls (non-pros, girls from prior trips) and appreciate being in a quieter setting where it is less obvious what goes on. That said, the girls who hang out at the Mansion are at M1 and not M2. I believe the 2 properties have a total of 24 rooms, but I certainly have never seen that many guys at the bar. I would say that most of the Mansion guys have been to MDE plenty of times and pull girls online and from various sources so its never a sausage fest in the bar.

Colombia Jake has a large apartment in an older condo building complex in Poblado. He has 3-4 bedrooms to rent out. Basically he provides a concierge service where he asks you what kind of girls you like and sets up dates with girls he thinks you will like. He can show you pictures of the girls on his computer / phone or you can just trust him. Personally I have had some great experiences with girls at Jake's. These have been more girlfriend like, more date like and pretty unrushed (4-6 hours) compared to most of my experiences at the Mansion. Things at Jake's also tend to start earlier (6-7 pm) so you can have a good time in your bedroom and then get something to eat with the girl or take her drinking / dancing without being up really late. The girls at Jake's know that Jake will not call them again if they act like cold fish or are runners, so this probably helps insure a good experience. Also with Jake, you never discuss money with the girls, you just give them cash before they leave which seems to help with the overall experience. The Mansion obviously works much differently, the girls are permitted to hang out at the bar or by the pool there and you are on your own to pick a girl, negotiate and take her to your room (however pricing is pretty standardized and well understood). The guys who run the Mansion are very helpful and will explain how it all works and the other guests are also very helpful. If you want guidance about the girls there, its pretty easy to find good advice. If you are looking for threesomes this is also often available at the Mansion as a girl will sometimes offer a friend up.

These are both great options for visiting Medellin but totally different kinds of places. The average American guy is never going to stop smiling at either place, so try both out, see what you like and expect that you will be back soon. Hope this helps.

[Combo]

I was in Brazil last June / July. God Damn it sucked compared to Medellin. Fucking every single girl was giving hard time even to do BBBJ. It has changed for the worse so much that I can't even imagine it would have ever happened. Girls quality even in Barbarella was not a wow factor. For me simply no comparison. Medellin is hands down the place to be.

Now you may not agree but then again you may not want to spend same amount of money in Colombia what you spend in Brazil so that is not similar comparison. If you want to pay same amount of money what you pay in Brazil then you can easily get better or similar quality women. Plus accomodation costs and such if you include it all. Including airfare and make that comparision then for sure Medellin has much better scene then Brazil.

Now I agree for those who are going to Brazil for tourism then Brazil in my opinion is the best country in the world. IF you add mongering with Tourism.

My first trip to Brazil was back in 2003 and my first trip to Colombia was in 2004. Since then I have gone to Brazil about 10 times and visited Colombia about 50 plus times.

I am not giving any specifics but cost benefit to sex ration Colombia especially Medellin is best.

Happy Hunting.

John.

That is bizarre. I've done at least 200 garotas in Brasil and only once did a girl insist on a covered BJ. Curiously when I was about to cum (while fucking her) she asked me to come in her mouth.

On the other hand, in MDE, have have to establish beforehand that you want an uncovered BJ, and even then some girls won't do it. CIM is virtually unheard of.

You have to be living in a parallel reality to me and most of the mongers I know that go to both Brasil and Colombia. Your experience seems to be pretty much opposite of most.

Don't get me wrong, the Colombianas are unmatched for facial beauty and I love that they speak Spanish and it's so much closer to the US. But for bodies and wildness in la cama, Brasil wins hands down. And comparing Rio or Sao Paulo to MDE is like comparing NYC to Kansas City.

[Knowledge]

I agree with what you said about uber's background check. It's true that it is not foolproof. All it really does is filter out active fugitives from justice and people with heavy duty criminal records. The real protection of uber is it's feedback system. You were a driver, explain to everyone what the uber future career would be for a driver who gets feedback for doing something unsafe to a passenger.

Uber is very convenience no doubt, I use it here in the states but don't be fooled by their false promises. They are not much safer than a taxi. There's no training and their background check is a joke. As how I know this, I worked as an Uber driver last year. Go to http://uberpeople.net/ forum if you want to know more. Bottom line, when you're in a foreign country, stop acting like you're in your backyard. Be aware of your surrounding.

[Puntz79]

I was just giving Barbarella as an example. I was all over Brazil. This last June. Went to Natal, Fortaleza, Rio De Janeiro as well and couple of other cities. All over Brazil they are doing a good thing for the Sex Workers. They are teaching them safe sex. Which Culturally is a good thing, but it is bad for us mongers.

In every short time hotel room on the back of the door they have safe sex guides. If I have to pay extra to get BBJ or make it a condition to get a date that is it. I say get the fuck out of this place. I don't have Anal fetish but even Anal was not easy even in Brazil. Brazil has come out of poverty. Fucks sake at top notch places in Fortaleza even I was asked 500 REAIS and bro when I went it was 3 Reais to $1. That too for short time. Yes I am giving you examples as a tourist and not as a person that goes to Brazil every year, but add all that up and you would say get the fuck out.

As per Thailand every one has different taste in Women I have never liked Asian looking girls. Well at least not the quality girls that work in bars. I used to Thailand before Brazil and Colombia. Got tired of it. Now when I do visit Thailand I prefer to be with Uzbek girls at least they are pretty.

Every one has different Rules of Engagement while mongering. My rule is I don't want to hear the word "NO". Second rule for me I would rather pay double the going rate if I can get a 10 vs. Fucking a 7 for half the price.

John.

What's worse. If a girl says "no" when you ask her if she will suck your perhaps unsafe dick (make her guess), or her saying yes when you ask and then in the room she changes up her tune?

The year is 2015, and in some regions of the world, the women are becoming more educated on safe sex and make the decision to not risk their health as much as before. If you want a BBBJ and not having to be told "NO", please consider getting a real girlfriend to limit the chances of the opposite happening. Welcome to 2015.

[Lilrhino]

How long did it take you to walk between M1 and M2? I'm assuming the girls were okay with this walk.

It just a couple blocks. Walking down is not an issue. 99.9% of girls will not walk up the hill. They usually have taxi's outside the mansion it's only a couple bucks or like 5000 pesos.

[ColombiaLover]

Five minutes. It's not the distance, it's the incline of the hill that you need to walk up. It's a bit of a work-out. Most girls don't mind walking (they want your money), but I have on occasion had a girl in heels ask if we can use a taxi (which basically take you down to the main Avenida and back around the Hard Rock Cafe and up to the Castillo), which costs about 4500 COP (the minimum).

How long did it take you to walk between M1 and M2? I'm assuming the girls were okay with this walk.

[Exoticspirit]

Lodging. I stayed in 3 different places.

Mansion / Castle. This place is great. If you want a slightly more quiet experience get a room at the castle (m2). All the vets I met were very helpful and informative.

Colombia Jake's. The place is in a very nice neighborhood. His apartment has 4 real rooms.
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Has anyone else had the chance to directly compare the experiences at Mansion with Colombia Jake's place / services for first timers?

[Exoticspirit]

Mansion / Castle. This place is great. If you want a slightly more quiet experience get a room at the castle (m2). All the vets I met were very helpful and informative. The pool at M1 and the cave is like shooting fish in a barrel. Clean rooms, clean towels, and friendly staff. Great location, except that if you're at M2 the walk back up the hill can be a bit much if you are either out of shape or not used the altitude.

How long did it take you to walk between M1 and M2? I'm assuming the girls were okay with this walk.

[Dickhead]

Don't walk around alone.

Well, yeah, but I travel alone and I really don't feel like hiring a bodyguard. And argentineans don't know shit about food and don't put anything in anything except (way too much) salt and (way too much) sugar. I can say that because number one, I lived there for 8 years, and number two, I was a professional cook for 8 years. Oh yeah, number three I worked in a kitchen in Argentina. Thank god all my cooks were from (wait for it) Paraguay!

[DudeMan69]

Does anyone know where I can find a prepago? I'm a little too shy to approach girls in person but often times they flat out stare at me. Is there a website where I can just buy a girl to hang out with me? Don't really care about sex, I'm just very very bored.

[The Tall Man]

Since it has been a few weeks since my first trip to Medellin, I guess it's about time that I write a report about it and share my experience.

Transportation.

Air. Google Flights or Matrix ITA is probably the best way to find the cheapest flight. I flew Spirit and didn't have any major problems. If you stop by the duty free at MDE on your way back and have a layover in Fort Lauderdale, make sure to check your bag after immigration and put any liquor or liquids you may have bought at the duty free in it. I learned this the hard way. I got all the way to the security check point (at the Fort Lauderdale airport when you leave the immigration area you have to go through a security check again before you go to your connecting gate) before anyone told me that even duty free items that I had purchased during that trip (which were still sealed) had to be in checked luggage or thrown away. A huge waste of an hour that I will never get back.

Land. From the airport just find a cab and ask what the flat fare fee will be. Usually between 60-70 mil pesos. Do not use the cab pickup service from the mansion. They quote you at 70 mil, but then the guy who picked me charged me 80 mil. I paid him be / see I didn't feel like getting into an argument within the first hour of being there. As for getting around use easy taxi or uber, both are safe and reliable and cheap.

Lodging. I stayed in 3 different places.

Mansion / Castle. This place is great. If you want a slightly more quiet experience get a room at the castle (m2). All the vets I met were very helpful and informative. The pool at M1 and the cave is like shooting fish in a barrel. Clean rooms, clean towels, and friendly staff. Great location, except that if you're at M2 the walk back up the hill can be a bit much if you are either out of shape or not used the altitude. Some of the rooms can be a little small and one of the rooms I saw had no windows, but if you look at the pictures on the website it gives you a general idea of what you'll be getting. The breakfast is plain and simple, but if you like french toast they do have that as an option along with the fruit, juice, and eggs.

Happy Buddha Boutique Hostel. Checked into a private room with a / see with a "novia" for a couple days. Great location a block from Parque lleras, super cheap, and a bunch of travelers who love to party. Different experience, but probably won't do it again.

Colombia Jake's. The place is in a very nice neighborhood. His apartment has 4 real rooms. He lives in the fifth room and there is another "room" which is actually the patio area that is sectioned off by partitions. If you are thinking about booking with Jake I would specifically ask not to have that "room". It felt like I was back in college with roommates in a multi room apartment or loft. I did do the rent a date package. First one was great. The second one had an attitude problem, but Jake kick her ass to the curb and got me another chica within the next hour. The third chica was so good I had her again the next night. If you are clear and descriptive enough about what you want Jake will get you almost exactly that. Alma's breakfast / brunch / lunch spot is amazing. Best eggs Benedict I've had south of the US. Also the coffee beans they sell there are very cheap and taste great. I bought about 4 pounds as gifts for friends and family back home. Overall I personally had a great experience and would recommend it. If you have any questions just PM me.

General.

Clothing. Since I was the one that brought up this issue before my trip, I believe I owe the people who read this board a clear answer. During the day if you are not out to pick up girls and are staying in Poblado or going to touristy areas wear whatever you want. Shorts, sandals, flipflop, tank tops, hats, baseball caps. Doesn't matter. If you are trying to pick up girls or going out at night you don't have to wear a suit, but clean and presentable is my advice. Whatever you wear should be acceptable at Capital Grill, Morton's, or Ruth's Chris is my rule of thumb. A clean non-wrinkled shirt (doesn't have to have a collar), nice jeans / khakis / slacks, with clean sneakers or dress shoes. I don't recommend flashy or shiny jewelry.

Safety. Lately there have been a lot of comments about safety on the boards. In my opinion as long as you are not stupid and aware of your surroundings you have nothing to worry about at least in Poblado and the Laurales area. I was traveling by myself and would be walking around alone between 2-5 am. No one hassled me and I was never close to being robbed. I'm not sure what other people did or how they handled themselves to get robbed, but as long as you are aware of your surroundings and don't act like a stuck up foreign idiot you should be fine.

Language. I brushed up a little bit on my Spanish before I went down, but that was not enough. The better your Spanish is, the more you will get out of Colombia. I have been practicing duolingo and pimsleur everyday since I've been back, so that my next trip won't be so google translate dependent.

Water. Get your typhoid shot before you go down, but I did not have any issues drinking the tap water.

Food. Probably everyone's favorite is Crepes and Waffles, but for me it didn't matter where I ate it was all delicious to me. I'm not a very picky eater, but I do appreciate fine dining as well. I have eaten at a few michelin star restaurants across the globe. With other people saying that all the food is crap, they probably order a steak well done and eat it with ketchup.

Altitude. Medellin is roughly 5000 ft above sea level. If you are not used to being in high altitude it may take a day or two to get used to it. Keep that in mind for your trip as well.

Phone. Buy an unlocked phone from amazon and get a tigo GSM chip / card. 30 mil pesos will give you enough minutes and data for a week. I recommend the Motorola moto e / g, samsung galaxy s3/4 mini, kingzone z1, or any of the BLU smart phones for around $80-200. Cheap but fully functional. Facebook Messenger and Whatsapp are must have apps, along with google translate, a non data dependent translator, and google maps. Easy taxi and uber for transportation.

Money. Get a Schwab and / or Citi checking account. No foreign ATM fees and you get the best rate. Do not use the currency exchange at the airport.

Women.

The women are ridiculously beautiful. IMHO Colombian women are the most beautiful compared to all others. Can't go into much detail about women since this was my first trip and was more so to get a lay of the land, see how the game works down there (I've only mongered in mexico. Mainly Tijuana, Canada. Montreal, and south Korea. Colombia is very different from those places), and I didn't get as much in as I normally would have liked to. First girl I had, I don't remember her name but her facebook is Sharid kemera. 320 mil for tln. Had her for roughly 11 or 12 hours. Great GFE, huge appetite, oral skills weren't to my liking, but everything else was great. Second was a short little spinner, tatiana? Maybe. A bit mechanical, but great service. 170 mil. Memory kinda get foggy from here and forgot to take notes. I just remember a slender chick with very hairy forearms. From what I remember she was good and only 170 mil. If you are staying with Jake ask for Lorena, you will not be disappointed, 420 mil tln. There are others, but those I will keep until I am done with them.

Hope this information helps.

Cheers.

Very nice first trip report. True and accurate by most accounts. Thanks. And your experience with Jake starts me to think that I may spend a few days at his place next month on my visit.

Thanks again!

The Tall Man.

[John]

You have been going to Brazil since 2003 and you are stepping foot in the clip joint known as Barbarella, where in the heyday girls would dare ask 500 reais when you could get a Help chick all night for 100 reais? There is your problem right there. And with the exchange rate now over 4 reais per 1 USD you could be having a field day by going to the casas and privees, most under 80 reais per session. Even still, I can agree with you that on this side of the planet Medellin is the best thing going. IMHO Colombianas are the prettiest, Brazilians have the best bodies, but you are going to have the most overall fun in Thailand.

I was just giving Barbarella as an example. I was all over Brazil. This last June. Went to Natal, Fortaleza, Rio De Janeiro as well and couple of other cities. All over Brazil they are doing a good thing for the Sex Workers. They are teaching them safe sex. Which Culturally is a good thing, but it is bad for us mongers.

In every short time hotel room on the back of the door they have safe sex guides. If I have to pay extra to get BBJ or make it a condition to get a date that is it. I say get the fuck out of this place. I don't have Anal fetish but even Anal was not easy even in Brazil. Brazil has come out of poverty. Fucks sake at top notch places in Fortaleza even I was asked 500 REAIS and bro when I went it was 3 Reais to $1. That too for short time. Yes I am giving you examples as a tourist and not as a person that goes to Brazil every year, but add all that up and you would say get the fuck out.

As per Thailand every one has different taste in Women I have never liked Asian looking girls. Well at least not the quality girls that work in bars. I used to Thailand before Brazil and Colombia. Got tired of it. Now when I do visit Thailand I prefer to be with Uzbek girls at least they are pretty.

Every one has different Rules of Engagement while mongering. My rule is I don't want to hear the word "NO". Second rule for me I would rather pay double the going rate if I can get a 10 vs. Fucking a 7 for half the price.

John.

[BlueChange]

I was in Brazil last June / July. God Damn it sucked compared to Medellin. Fucking every single girl was giving hard time even to do BBBJ. It has changed for the worse so much that I can't even imagine it would have ever happened. Girls quality even in Barbarella was not a wow factor. For me simply no comparison. Medellin is hands down the place to be.

Now you may not agree but then again you may not want to spend same amount of money in Colombia what you spend in Brazil so that is not similar comparison. If you want to pay same amount of money what you pay in Brazil then you can easily get better or similar quality women. Plus accomodation costs and such if you include it all. Including airfare and make that comparision then for sure Medellin has much better scene then Brazil.

Now I agree for those who are going to Brazil for tourism then Brazil in my opinion is the best country in the world. IF you add mongering with Tourism.

My first trip to Brazil was back in 2003 and my first trip to Colombia was in 2004. Since then I have gone to Brazil about 10 times and visited Colombia about 50 plus times.

I am not giving any specifics but cost benefit to sex ration Colombia especially Medellin is best.

Happy Hunting.

John.

Yeah Brazil done changed!! After help closed it pretty much went all downhill.

I made the move over to the paisa pussy as well.

I will say this a majority of the brazilllans are way more intense when they fuck but they also are a bit vulgar.

The colombians on the other hand, while some might not be as intense, they take care of themselfs WAY more. Hygeine is a very very big cultural thing. I mean it's unreal how well kept they are.

I think 2007 it started to go downhill and girls asking for 400 reals in help (it was like $140 at the time) Also I'm soo glad I don't have to go to a place like Help ever again. The inside was great, but when you got outside at 3 am Its a fucking 3rd world country! There was a women breastfeeding her baby in front of you begging for money it was like. Yikes! The most uncomfortable thing ever!!

Fuck Brazillians but FUCK Colombians.