FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Exodus8]

In addition to the rude, bossy sluts in Artemis. The Bartenders seem to have joined this attitude. They will totally ignore you and just continue to smoke and chat with the girls and will seem annoyed if you don't say please. I don't know if its just me but I feel they are intentionally and purposely delaying the giving of drinks and will make you wait to demonstrate to you that they are also the boss here.

Yes I also pointed that out on my last visit. Maybe they do it bc there are alot of rude people there. Would be different if there was another club in Berlin.

Like the famous saying, in FKK, some you win some you lose.

But you keep on fucking, LOL.

[Pilyo]

You must know that ho are ho, when girls are ho for long time, she no longer have ability to talk normally as ho are angry toward their miserable lives LOL.

However, some ho in Artemis are nice girls, some are just ho like every other FKK. When I hit jackpot I extend session and I repeat. When I hit ho, then normally I just fuck her from back hard and out of room in less than 30 min.

Like the famous saying, in FKK, some you win some you lose.

The reason why I wrote this is for many customers and readers of ISG to realise and know that this behaviour and attitude is not really the normal. This behaviour of the girls in Artemis probably evolved and happened because the customers have already accepted this as the standard and they could get away with it. But this is not the standard. I have been to Artemis before and this is not the ambiance and attitude of the girls 2 years ago. Seldom could you see girls walking back and forth in a very macho manner seemingly in a hurry without looking at anybody. Many would graciously talk to you and SEDUCE you. Now, it seldom happens so goodbye to the multiple 5 to 7 sessions. After one fuck, I hit the road.

Mr Ho, I don't think you should just accept and make do with this poor service and performance by fucking them hard. Customers should report and tell the owner and manager their observations and reviews so that the owners would know what needs to be changed. From food to the bartender to the girls attitude. This is what I did when asked by the receptionist about my experience. She even introduced me to the owner and I told her about my experience and told her that the girls are more macho and bossy in attitude rather than being sexy alluring and seducing.

If they don't want to fuck and work here. , then they don't have business here. I pay good money to have good service. My 80 Euro is for me to enjoy the entire club's ambiance. The 60 E is for the fucking. So I should get my money's worth.

[Nooky Ninja]

I could not find a single graceful sweet girl here in Artemis. It has been replaced with MOSTLY Bossy, Snobby, Disrespectful and ugly tattooed women who look like veteran sluts.

Sorry for you experience. But all subjective. And maybe because of you a little? Bad mood, or bad choices or both? Can be. Ninja know at least 10 girls there who are GFE, sweet, slow, soft, respectful, fun. And local mens return every week, and feel same.

[Mr Ho]

We have gone on an FKK tour beginning with FKK Oase, FKK World and then Artemis. Hence, I can honestly and personally compare the 3 FKKs. For me FKK Oase is now the best and the only one I would visit again. Two years ago during my FKK tour, my favourite was Artemis, but now. It has become different. Gone are the friendly sweet girls like Susie (de), Maya (Polish).

Carolina (Polish) and even Nikole (Czech) . Yes even Nikole was very sweet and kind then. Now, the air and aura in Artemis is different. It has been replaced with girls walking with a snobby or domineering attitude. They come on too strong like "Hi you want to go up" so I answer "can we talk first" She will then answer you with "No we talk upstairs" You don't like OK! Whats with this attitude. These girls should bear in mind that customers here want to fuck more than 1 girl a night. This means that customers just don't feel horny and ejaculate, they want to become horny lots of times and cum lots of times in one night so the girls should make the customers horny. So it will not help if they are rude, businesslike and unpleasant. Moreover, they project the aura that they are the Boss, the girls here must have forgotten that they are being paid for service. To make their customers happy. So the customer is king..

You must know that ho are ho, when girls are ho for long time, she no longer have ability to talk normally as ho are angry toward their miserable lives LOL.

However, some ho in Artemis are nice girls, some are just ho like every other FKK. When I hit jackpot I extend session and I repeat. When I hit ho, then normally I just fuck her from back hard and out of room in less than 30 min.

Like the famous saying, in FKK, some you win some you lose.

[Pilyo]

In addition to the rude, bossy sluts in Artemis. The Bartenders seem to have joined this attitude. They will totally ignore you and just continue to smoke and chat with the girls and will seem annoyed if you don't say please. I don't know if its just me but I feel they are intentionally and purposely delaying the giving of drinks and will make you wait to demonstrate to you that they are also the boss here.

[Pilyo]

We have gone on an FKK tour beginning with FKK Oase, FKK World and then Artemis. Hence, I can honestly and personally compare the 3 FKKs. For me FKK Oase is now the best and the only one I would visit again. Two years ago during my FKK tour, my favourite was Artemis, but now. It has become different. Gone are the friendly sweet girls like Susie (de), Maya (Polish).

Carolina (Polish) and even Nikole (Czech) . Yes even Nikole was very sweet and kind then. Now, the air and aura in Artemis is different. It has been replaced with girls walking with a snobby or domineering attitude. They come on too strong like "Hi you want to go up" so I answer "can we talk first" She will then answer you with "No we talk upstairs" You don't like OK! Whats with this attitude. These girls should bear in mind that customers here want to fuck more than 1 girl a night. This means that customers just don't feel horny and ejaculate, they want to become horny lots of times and cum lots of times in one night so the girls should make the customers horny. So it will not help if they are rude, businesslike and unpleasant. Moreover, they project the aura that they are the Boss, the girls here must have forgotten that they are being paid for service. To make their customers happy. So the customer is king.

BELiNDA. Worst service.

There was this tall girl with black hair standing by the doorway who seemed friendly. However, it all turned downhill with her bossy attitude in the room. She got really mad when I touched my own dick with condom. She says I should not touch the condom. She also ordered me not to touch her pussy. What the fuck? For me, its ok not to touch as I'm very safe, I don't allow BBBJ on me. However, why can't these girls just say these things in a sweet, courteous and soft manner. Not the type where your dick will become really limp. Almost all the girls in artemis are like this now. They don't talk to you in a sweet, soft and friendly manner like in Oase World or in other FKKs, they talk to you in a way which will make you really turned off and feel disrespected. They usually order the customers instead of telling them nicely on what to do.

I talked to one of the girls about this attitude in Artemis and she agreed with me. She says that's why most customers don't get girls or if they do they just get one for the entire night. Luckily for her, her attitude is an exception. She is very friendly and sweet. I told her about Oase, where the girls will sit with you and touch you and to convince you further, will give you a BBBJ on the sofa. I did not find any of this is Artemis. I could not find a single graceful sweet girl here in Artemis. It has been replaced with MOSTLY Bossy, Snobby, Disrespectful and ugly tattooed women who look like veteran sluts.

[Puttex]

Ok I had my first visit to Artemis yesterday and loved it.

4 hours and 3 girls.

Don't remember there name but the first one looked like a young Rihanna and had the BOMB ass and face.

The second one looked a bit crazy and talked alot making jokes and wanted to bites everyones ear all the time I think she was from Romania?

Last one was the pornstar of Artemis she hade fake lips and fake big boobs very skinny and superblond.

All 3 sessions was 60€ 30 min BJ and sex and they all were really good.

Payed 50 extra to blow Rihanna in her young cute face.

I don't find any of the girls on Artemis homepage so I guess its bad updated.

What I don't like about the barfloor is all the smoke in there and I was very warm so I hang around in the stairs, kino and wellnes area.

Food ok I twa spagetti bolognese it was NOT the best but it was ok to fill the belly and keep going.

Will defenetly go back again!

Is there any FKK in europe were we / you all can agree have even sexier girls then Artemis or is Artemis the best FKK if I look for the best looking girls and don't care about the price, feeling or atitude?

[ChuckZ]

Don't worry about that weekend. Expect just the usual weekend crowd. IMHO the holiday season will start after the following weekend (Dec 19-20).

Thanks Pharisaer. I can handle the usual wkend crowd. The only problem now is waiting for December to roll around. Patience, patience.

[Pharisaer]

I plan to be there in Dec. Ideally, weekend of Dec. 12-13. But I see Messe will have tradeshows that weekend. ... Also, I hear lots of girls leave for holiday break during this time. I'm hoping they don't go on holiday too soon in Dec.

Don't worry about that weekend. Expect just the usual weekend crowd. IMHO the holiday season will start after the following weekend (Dec 19-20).

[ChuckZ]

Advice from regulars needed.

I plan to be there in Dec. Ideally, weekend of Dec. 12-13. But I see Messe will have tradeshows that weekend. The week before, no Messe activity. So if I go as planned, does the Messe crowd really ruin the Artemis experience? Should I avoid and reschedule trip for week before? Sometimes things get over exaggerated or is it that bad.

Also, I hear lots of girls leave for holiday break during this time. I'm hoping they don't go on holiday too soon in Dec.

Thanks for any advice and apologies in advance if this has been asked a million times already.

[Mr Ho]

Yes, think of Artemis as a one night stand you meet in a bar. Think of Livingroom as the next door girl you just fell in love with.

LOL Thats right, artemis is just a bar! ! Well put it this way, much cheaper and less hassle than doing it in normal bar with normal girls. FKK is the way of life!

[Hermann666]

No, not like Palace or Artemis as far as the LU. Very minor if there are. Maybe 1 or 2 at times. Service is the draw, and you really should find out what is meant by "good service." You may really like it. It can change what you think of what a good service is. Just a different experience.

Yes, think of Artemis as a one night stand you meet in a bar. Think of Livingroom as the next door girl you just fell in love with.

[PussyLiccker]

This Living room in NRW keep coming up lately and begin to get my interest thank you.

How are the LU? Is it as good as palace or Artemis?

Are there any or some German girls? Not just Romanians?

No, not like Palace or Artemis as far as the LU. Very minor if there are. Maybe 1 or 2 at times. Service is the draw, and you really should find out what is meant by "good service." You may really like it. It can change what you think of what a good service is. Just a different experience.

[Pistons]

Advices: less time on spreadsheet, more time on bed sheet.

Haha, I liked that one. Going to use it! .

[Mr Ho]

Or go to Livingroom or one of the other clubs in NRW. All girls provided excellent DFK and GFE without me even asking when I visited Livingroom.

This Living room in NRW keep coming up lately and begin to get my interest thank you.

How are the LU? Is it as good as palace or Artemis?

Are there any or some German girls? Not just Romanians?