Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Goatscrot]

Just because the minimum wage is Baht 300/ a day does not make it illogical for WGs to charge Baht 3000/ hour. It is somthing called market forces and the global flow of information. Nothing you and others moan about on this thread can influence this. Bear in mind Bangkok is a tourist centre for Japanese all eager to try a Thai WG. We are not talking about local expat regulars who, were I in their shoes, I would have met up with a friendly f*ck for the price of a meal and drinks. And an enhanced taxi fare home.

Does it make it illogical for them to try to charge this? No. Is is still kind of daft for dudes to pay this? Absolutely. Really? Of course we can. We are the market. And right now almost all venues are hurting. Why? High prices and poor service.

[GhamiBoon]

I had a nice threesome with Focus and Yaya. Focus is very service orientated and everything is on the list. Even lesbian action. Yaya looks better than on the photos and prefers A+ over normal sex.

My next target will be Rose and ZaRa from Bongkot. Anyone has tried one of them?

[Scorchin]

We are not talking about other places. We are talking about Thailand. What you pay in other places is completely irrelevant. Especially considering the local min wage is 300 Baht a day.

Just because the minimum wage is Baht 300/ a day does not make it illogical for WGs to charge Baht 3000/ hour. It is somthing called market forces and the global flow of information. Nothing you and others moan about on this thread can influence this. Bear in mind Bangkok is a tourist centre for Japanese all eager to try a Thai WG. We are not talking about local expat regulars who, were I in their shoes, I would have met up with a friendly f*ck for the price of a meal and drinks. And an enhanced taxi fare home.

[Illjarn93]

I have come up with a simple solution that I will use next time I go to Addict. With the full lineup in front of me I will ask the mamasan to dismiss the girls who don't DFK, then the girls who won't give BBBJ, then the girls who won't do MSG, and finally the girls who won't rim. My guess is there will be no one left. If there is I will partake knowing that the gals will deliver as it would be a huge loss of face not to. If not I will tell the mamansan this is why her biz is flagging.

I would love to have ringside seats when the long overdue culling of the ridiculously over-inflated line-up at Addict is reduced to the probable handful (if any are left at all) of actual performers. Sometimes the line-up there encircles the whole room but in my and others experience, you could count on the fingers of one hand the amount of girls there willing to put in a real shift.

[Goatscrot]

Not many places where you can get a romp in bed for $120/ hour.

We are not talking about other places. We are talking about Thailand. What you pay in other places is completely irrelevant. Especially considering the local min wage is 300 Baht a day.

[Scorchin]

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I have 1 girl there that I routinely see if I do go to Soi cowboy (because I don't really find much else I like). She's 28 but looks younger and has been giving good / better service as the months go by. But the price is 2. 5 k to her and about 1 k to the bar for drinks and 300 baht for a ST room. That's almost 4 k baht, a little too high. Whereas I feel that there are more girls my type in the massage oillies and they only charge half that price (2 k, all inclusive, includes the price of the room). .

Just think. You could pay Baht 5,000/ hour for a web site escort or more, sight unseen until she turns up at your hotel. Added to which she might want a drink or two and a 'modest' tip.

Not many places where you can get a romp in bed for $120/ hour.

[Lefeu]

Funny, how Bangkok goes from paradise to a bad place for falangs when they run out of money. It's almost as though the Thai's don't like the falangs and are only putting up with them for the money.

No kidding! Just look at Japan and South Korea, who don't need foreigners money apparently, difficult to get local pussy there.

[Illjarn93]

Seems this is becoming an all too frequent occurrence. Gals like this really need to find another line of work.

They won't find a new line of work until either enough people complain about it or the shop suffers a pro-longed downturn in business. Until then, they are doing fairly nicely for minimum effort. There are too many shops competing for too few girls, no discernible training for new girls in many places and customers allowing them to get away with sub-standard service. Until all these are addressed then service may continue to decline.

[ParkVille]

I don't think this has anything to do with self-esteem, low, mid high or whatever. It has to do with funds, and it sounds like Voyager just doesn't have enough money to afford much *Pay* 4 Play. That shouldn't be our problem (that's not to say that there aren't expanding problems in the P4 P scene). Funny, how Bangkok goes from paradise to a bad place for falangs when they run out of money 5555. It's almost as though the Thai's don't like the falangs and are only putting up with them for the money.

With regards to inclusive priced oillies (on Soi 24/26/33) vs the Go Go's. I don't know what to say really, as I don't take many ladies form gogo's, but I do go at various times throughout the year. I've been on Soi Cowboy many times, but have seen almost nothing but a few who were my type (I don't like the young petite Asian dolls). I can easily walk in, sit down and see 2 things I don't like. 1. Only 0-1 ladies who are my type. 2. Way more dudes than girls. This always makes it too difficult to find anyone and it ensures the price is going to be high. I'd rather call an expensive escort service or go to the Lord. I like Shark because the women there are hot and in the 24-28 range (my type). And it isn't crowded with more dudes than women.

I have 1 girl there that I routinely see if I do go to Soi cowboy (because I don't really find much else I like). She's 28 but looks younger and has been giving good / better service as the months go by. But the price is 2. 5 k to her and about 1 k to the bar for drinks and 300 baht for a ST room. That's almost 4 k baht, a little too high. Whereas I feel that there are more girls my type in the massage oillies and they only charge half that price (2 k, all inclusive, includes the price of the room). I like hot, full-bodied pre-MILF types as opposed to short / young / undeveloped which seems to be really common at Bangkok's Japanese focused Go-Go's. For example, I find almost nothing I like in Baccara Bangkok but I am enthralled with the talent at Baccara Pattaya.

[Lefeu]

I consider myself one of the luckiest guys on the planet and am loaded with tons of positive self-esteem, likely totally undeserved LOL

There should not be an issue with low self-esteem. I was there once in my life, but I worked on it and now I have no problem in that area. That's the beauty, we can improve in almost every area, with time, practice, and a little bit of courage.

[LA Guy 5]

Voyager, you seem to suffer from a case of really low self esteem or something. I do not understand how you could be having such bad "luck" in BKK of all places except that I believe we make our own luck. In your Crazy House report you seem to settle for so little in Pussyland! A smile, "a peck on the cheek" from a CH gal? Are you kidding? That is nothing. CH is a rowdy honky tonk bar. That's one of the reasons why I like the joint. The other reason is that there are 4 or 5 girls in here that have smokin' hot bodies.

In any event, MOST CH girls will happily sit on any drink buying, prospective customers lap naked, grind their little ass's into said a customers crotch, make out with said customer, and hope said customer will respond by caressing and sucking their breasts; all in the effort to hook said customer and get barfined. Don't you get it? These girls are working girls. They are the suppliers of pussy. We are the consumers of pussy. And thank Buddha, BKK is still a buyers market for pussy because of historical cultural reasons and because there is an excess of supply of pussy everywhere you look. It is past the time that you begin to understand this simple economic concept.

So "after days of disappointments" (your words), you pass on an "8. 5" (your opinion, not mine) that was being friendly and with whom you "hit it off really quickly." I hope you realize that was not a smart move on your part. When the girl said she was tired and indicated that she did not want to continue dancing, that was your cue to take her back to your place and have a good time. I think she would have been very appreciative. So you blew it Voyager. Oh well. There is always tomorrow night. Keep playing the game and you will eventually get the hang of it. Your "luck" is bound to change.

Although I get tired of some posters here always dishing out destructive criticism, this post, while some might view as a bit harsh (for example, probably no reason to bring self esteem into it), seems largely constructive and spot on. Hopefully, it will help Voyager adjust his style in ways that enhance his experiences as well as help others who might benefit from following this advice.

And although I have visited CH briefly on a couple of occasions (just to look, had other plans later on), I also will keep this advice/information in mind should I visit CH again.

[EihTooms]

Voyager, you seem to suffer from a case of really low self esteem or something. I do not understand how you could be having such bad "luck" in BKK of all places except that I believe we make our own luck....

Sounded to me more like he just got caught short of funds. But there was still a good 90 minutes left for him to go to an ATM or whatever. Then there was the opportunity to hook up with the girl after hours anyway. So maybe this was just an initial trial run. And a positive one it seems. It is not an insignificant task to transition from the far more passive consumer experience of the massage shops to the more pro-active one of the go-go bar scene. I think he will find it much easier to find the combination of looks and performance that he wants in Crazy House or any number of other go-go bars around town than in the so-called PSE massage shops. I know I do.

I consider myself one of the luckiest guys on the planet and am loaded with tons of positive self-esteem, likely totally undeserved LOL, but I could easily spend the next 2 weeks partaking of various highly-touted PSE massage shops around Bangkok on a nightly basis and would be shocked if any two of them produced results I would ever want to repeat. However, provided I do hit my main points of interest in the interview process and stick to my guns about not settling for less, being just fine with smiling, thanking the girl for her time and moving on ASAP when I don't get the right replies to my questions, the cost-benefit advantages of the go-go bar scene over massage shops is off the chart in favor of the go-go bar scene. Then again, my sexual requirements only involve DATY, boom-boom and real blowjobs. I am not interested in anal, rimming or any other butt play. I realize it is very probable that certain PSE massage shops are definitely the place to go for that and not the go-go bars.

[Goatscrot]

First called into Snow White last Monday evening. The line-up didn't impress looks wise so moved on. After checking a few places, a girl sat outside Boss Massage on 24/1 stood out so decided to give it a go. Chompoo looked striking, fairly tall and slim with really long hair and looked lively and fun, an attitude which continued in the room. While she was fun and chatty (in Thai), she was clearly inexperienced and pretty much did the bare minimum to fill out the 90 minutes. BJ was per functionary and I had to ask her to continue. 69 was refused due her finding it ticklish. My attitude when things like this happen is to keep things light and pleasant and go along with the flow to a certain extent, but make a mental note not to repeat. One shot, so-so yet pro-longed massage and 1 minute BJ, I won't be.

Having patronized places like Angel, Addict and Boss a few times on the one hand and Snow White and Mango on the other. I'm beginning to think that there's a widening gap performance wise between the few more PSE places and others with younger, cuter girls increasingly aimed at more Asian clientele. While I go into the latter with eyes wide open, neither expecting or demanding the same variety or intensity, it's getting to a point now where I increasingly come out disappointed and questioning why I just spent over 2000 baht. A considerable amount of money here for a few hours work, where the provider does as little as they can get away with, barely hiding their disdain for having to do anything remotely like work.

Seems this is becoming an all too frequent occurrence. Gals like this really need to find another line of work.

[Member #4698]

Voyager, you seem to suffer from a case of really low self esteem or something. I do not understand how you could be having such bad "luck" in BKK of all places except that I believe we make our own luck. In your Crazy House report you seem to settle for so little in Pussyland! A smile, "a peck on the cheek" from a CH gal? Are you kidding? That is nothing. CH is a rowdy honky tonk bar. That's one of the reasons why I like the joint. The other reason is that there are 4 or 5 girls in here that have smokin' hot bodies.

In any event, MOST CH girls will happily sit on any drink buying, prospective customers lap naked, grind their little ass's into said a customers crotch, make out with said customer, and hope said customer will respond by caressing and sucking their breasts; all in the effort to hook said customer and get barfined. Don't you get it? These girls are working girls. They are the suppliers of pussy. We are the consumers of pussy. And thank Buddha, BKK is still a buyers market for pussy because of historical cultural reasons and because there is an excess of supply of pussy everywhere you look. It is past the time that you begin to understand this simple economic concept.

So "after days of disappointments" (your words), you pass on an "8. 5" (your opinion, not mine) that was being friendly and with whom you "hit it off really quickly." I hope you realize that was not a smart move on your part. When the girl said she was tired and indicated that she did not want to continue dancing, that was your cue to take her back to your place and have a good time. I think she would have been very appreciative. So you blew it Voyager. Oh well. There is always tomorrow night. Keep playing the game and you will eventually get the hang of it. Your "luck" is bound to change.

[Voyager1]

Upon the advice of EiHTooms I decided to take a look at the Soi Cowboy establishments. My first impression of Baccara was one of amazement as to how hot the girls on the stage were. Finally some eye candy for a sorely starved being.

I stayed there for a hour or so and almost bar fined one of the providers there. Before committing I decided to check out Crazy House first. After a few minutes of watching my eyes met with a smoking hot natural curved hotty. After all of the rejections encountered I figured this chickwas probably booked by some Japanese dude or the like. But after set was finished I approached her as she was standing still at a table. I could not believe my luck that this 8. 5 had not been snapped up or booked for the rest of the year. Thank goodness for slow nights. I don't think I would have had a prayer on a busy night. I chatted her up and we hit it off really quickly. I found it amusing that her main concern was that she had a tanned skin tone. And she was trying to tell me to make sure I understood that.

Girl, that is not what I am looking at and hell that thought really had not crossed my mind in the slightest. I let her know that she was what Bangkok was to me. After four days of duds, finally a breakthrough.

I bought her a drink and had her attention for a few minutes. This was now 2:30 am. I asked her what time this closes and she replied 4:00 am. Then she went on to state how exhausted she was and was going to have to continue to dance. After she went back on the stage, I realized that I was going to need at least $3000.00 bhats or so.

I checked my reserves and realized I was going to come up short. So, sadly, after reflecting the time of the morning together with her being so exhausted I bid her goodbye. Just before my departure she gives me a peck on the cheek something that was totally unexpected.

Regardless of the outcome from this place, I have to say meeting a friendly down to earth 8. 5 was so, so very refreshing after days of disappointments that I now have hope that they do exist.