Medellin Reports

[BoredInIN]

Nice report! But you could have skipped that first paragraph, easier to read. Taxi ripoff and safety concerns have been discussed ad nauseam.

I considered leaving it out, but I just wanted to give lurkers and newbies some reassurance that Medellion can be safe and fun for non Spanish speakers if they are aware of their surroundings.

[Lefeu]

I found new life to be the busiest during my trips with the most girls and customers. Sexy amigas my fav from last trip was down a little in terms of quality, coffee shop had a cute older hostess available, puntachicas.com had larger line ups but not many flacitas. I was about 50% at getting BBBJ. Zandalay hit me with and extra 10 k pesos for it either being Halloween or Saturday whatever not that big of deal but we all know it was a gringo tax.

I really liked the progress conijeatas is making on there rooms, those are some nice fuck chambers. I found the quality to be down there a little bit as well but I wasn't there late at night. Hit up bar exutiva and the one right next to it. It was Friday right before Halloween and these places were hopping with sexy ladies. Spent most of my time at bar E due to the place next door painting the restrooms and making the whole place smell like gasoline. Bar E had one of the sexiest girls I've seen this trip, "My", but she was dumb and spent the whole night talking to her co workers instead of working the room. I thought about pulling the trigger on Allison the red head and she knows how to work the stage but saw this young Selena Gomez look alike and went with her instead. Her sex performance was pretty weak but she was damn hot so she was still okay with me. 70 k.

Nice report! But you could have skipped that first paragraph, easier to read. Taxi ripoff and safety concerns have been discussed ad nauseam.

[BoredInIN]

I know how it is when you're sitting back in the states and want to read real reports filled with stories about young sexy ladies so I will try to recall some details from my trip. This was my second trip to Medellion and I still have basically no Spanish skills but with a little effort and patience it's still possible to have a blast here. I will say there has been some increased coverages of taxi robbings going on here. Guys can do as they please but my advice is just to try to limit yourself as a target. When I went out I always pretty much wear jeans or cargo pants and a plan solid T, no watch no jewelry, and sneakers. I know this has been debated to nausea on here, so I'll leave it at that. I will admit there are still times in centro where I have gotten disoriented or struggled to find a place, but my strategy is to always walk like I know where I'm going and on a mission even if that means extra walking or circling back. By doing these steps I have never felt worried about my safety or had any issues with any locals.

I started each of my days with casa runs, usually favoring half hour visits for between 35-38 pesos depending on the casa. I found new life to be the busiest during my trips with the most girls and customers. Sexy amigas my fav from last trip was down a little in terms of quality, coffee shop had a cute older hostess available, puntachicas.com had larger line ups but not many flacitas. I was about 50% at getting BBBJ. Zandalay hit me with and extra 10 k pesos for it either being Halloween or Saturday whatever not that big of deal but we all know it was a gringo tax.

I really liked the progress conijeatas is making on there rooms, those are some nice fuck chambers. I found the quality to be down there a little bit as well but I wasn't there late at night. Hit up bar exutiva and the one right next to it. It was Friday right before Halloween and these places were hopping with sexy ladies. Spent most of my time at bar E due to the place next door painting the restrooms and making the whole place smell like gasoline. Bar E had one of the sexiest girls I've seen this trip, "My", but she was dumb and spent the whole night talking to her co workers instead of working the room. I thought about pulling the trigger on Allison the red head and she knows how to work the stage but saw this young Selena Gomez look alike and went with her instead. Her sex performance was pretty weak but she was damn hot so she was still okay with me. 70 k.

Finally I got the whatsapp of a girl from a member here, I liked her so much I ended up over nighting her twice. She was by far the most GFE of my trip, I've never been attacked with DFK from a working girl like I was her, hours of GFE love making, every position possible and stayed longer than I expected each time. She was also smoking hot, nice a skinny, with the best set of DSL I've seen in Medellion. I paid her 250 k each night, possibly could of gone lower, but I try to be fair and she earned it. BTW, she is looking for customers.

Side note, I enjoyed the food, everybody always complains about the food but I find the service to be way worse than the food. I usually ate good meals in centro during the day of fish, bean soup, and sides for under 9 k.

[Member #4398]

I don't believe you for a minute.

OK GUYS, ATTENTION:

Do not mention names of girls on this forum. Do not mention anything on here except the weather, restaurants, etc. Forget about pictures.

Because of guys like this, anything written here will be communicated to the girls. It happens over and over.
Pretty pathetic, really.

Two guys from this forum are actively discussing what goes on here with Angie. Little beta bitches that they are.

Can we talk about the serous stuff. The chronicles of Jonesie and Jake is becoming tiringl. StevanH can you share more of what happened to your blind friend in Sosua? You posted that he needed some help in Sosua when he was going on a Puta excursion and that he knew martial arts. Here is your post from the DR board:

"Help from the brothers.

Guys,

I am trying to help a young friend out. He is a 22 year old guy who wants to move to Dominican Republic. He asked me for help because I travel to other parts of central / south America, but I have never been to Dominican Republic. This young guy is very outgoing and resourceful but he is blind. He is also a martial arts expert (trainer) and can handle himself very well (he is actually a deadly guy if he has an issue). He thinks he wants to move to either Santo Domingo, Santiago or Puerto Plata. Ideally, I want to get him set up in a Spanish immersion course (he speaks no Spanish). I think helping place him in a home where they help with the Spanish immersion would probably help. He is a not a monger and wants to find a girl friend.

If any of you guys can help me, I would appreciate it. I would really enjoy speaking with you by phone. Please PM me if you are inclined to help.

Thanks in advance!

[EstebanH]

Wait. This Angie's photo is posted here and a day later she's asking who did it? Does this sound a little screwy to anyone here?

Who is the panty-waste that informed her of this? That was a piece-of-shit stunt, whoever did it. And I say this generally having fondness for my fellow mongers. One can make a pretty good guess.

Exacatamente!

You can hate Jonsie for posting a picture but the real douche is the guy who told her.

[Combo]

Wait. This Angie's photo is posted here and a day later she's asking who did it? Does this sound a little screwy to anyone here?

Who is the panty-waste that informed her of this? That was a piece-of-shit stunt, whoever did it. And I say this generally having fondness for my fellow mongers. One can make a pretty good guess.

[Old Parr]

Jesus christ I don't think I want to stay around here, you guys are narking each other out about photos? What the Hell?

Most of that is true. Except you left out the part about she messaged you. BACK.

I'll never understand why guys do this. I doubt in the history of the hobby, any women has given a snitch-discount to a guy ratting out his fellow mongers. Is there some kind of imaginary sense of intimacy involved? Do they fantasize about playing house with these girls? Based on what, the strength of him being a rat?

TimeToPlay made his post at 8:53 am.

Jonsie made his post at 9:01 am.

Very hilarious, but they are not one of the same. LMFAO.

[Advantageous]

Neither. I am a guy who hasn't posted that lives part time in Medellin, part time in the states. I don't post on the other site, at least not yet. If I don't find a place here I just might go take a look. In the past before I was coming so much to Medellin I stayed with Jake for several days. If I was here to "white knight" Jonesie, I would have said bad things about Jake, which I did not. I described his apartment, said real things about the cleanliness, how many bedrooms which is always reported wrong, including from Jake, said he was a nice guy, said I would recommend him with a caveat (which is if you want maid service and a clean place and privacy, go elsewhere. If you want to party hard with young girls and don't mind that stuff, go there). I tried to give a real review, something that is supposed to be done on these types of sites. You may have noticed that some of my information about Jake's place directly contradicted what Jonesie said about it, including the number of bathrooms, rooms, etc. If you don't appreciate my post, bug off.

Whoa, whoa, whoa; put the six-shooters away, amigo. My apologies if you are in fact not Jonesie, but you've got to think about how your first post looks to a stranger, especially without any of the background information you subsequently provided. I think most forums develop a slightly standoffish mentality due to the underlying secrecy and need to watch one's own back within our hobby. My thinking had nothing to do with criticizing your resume, LOL -- I'm a Colombia rookie myself, but my first non-Tijuana experience in Latin America was Sosua after roughly a half-decade of mongering in Asia. Having said that, I also don't expect people to know that about me the first time I post, and I make an effort to post accordingly, as it's hard to trust the words of an unknown, uncredentialed person -- both in real life and on a forum.

Again, sorry if I caused any offense, and welcome to the CO boards.

Jesus christ I don't think I want to stay around here, you guys are narking each other out about photos? What the Hell?

Well don't run too far, because that's just how Latin America-centric boards are these days. Regardless of the country, "How much should I pay?" and "Should I post photos of girls if _ are common fare, and thus get argued about more than other topics as well. Sometimes you got to sift through the muck to get to the gold.

[Mr Adventure]

That is "Real Talk" and you are absolutely correct John. Referring back to a previous post of mine, I will never forget the problems that were created when that stupid motherfuker walked into LDV in Cartagena with the copied photos in his hand of two of my friends that worked at LDV that I had posted on this forum. It destroyed a very good friendship for one, and secondly it taught me a very valuable lesson. I have to say I was watching my own back in fear of retaliation for months, especially in Cartagena where it is a big city, but a small one at the same time, as everyone knows everybody, especially like me who was a monthly visitor at the time.

In CR, it's not uncommon for ticos to go in asking for particular girls based on good reviews the see on their FOROS site which is huge, BTW. Some chicas think of it as advertising, but some wish to remain as anonymous as possible.

If someone recommends a girl who works at a particular casa. I then print copied photos, go to the mamasan and ask if this girl is available, because I heard good things about her. Did I just commit a faux pax the equivalent of slapping the baby Jesus?

OR is the problem the fact that a girl does not want any pic or information out there PERIOD because she doesn't want to take a chance getting caught doing what she isn't supposed to be doing? IOW she doesn't ever want anyone she knows to know about it. In that case the "real villain" is the guy who posted the pics, that were supposed to be for him only, which he agreed not to put on the internet but did. Now that he's been caught lying he tries to turn it around and shift the blame some newby who is simply trying to locate a particular girl?

[Colombia Jake]

You don't have to be a detective to see that I wrote an open ended question on whether anyone heard about someone getting beat up in centro without using any names? If Jonesie hadn't replied there may not have been another mention of it but he came back and out of no where to attack and defend. Yes, he knew that I knew what happened to him, but rather than waiting for someone to say his name he obviously showed his guilt. At this point just come clean and tell us what happened, was it two or three guys were they armed did they warn you and did you get in a few good shots?

Hey I have a nice washer and dryer and I have a professional named Luisa who comes by to clean and who also gives a great massage and more, so the place is clean enough, but if you here to have your bed made every day my place is not for you! We are here for guys who want to get laid by young fun girls that are not giving them the time of day in the states, because the uptight USA culture doesn't allow it. Even seasoned guys with Spanish can't just arrive and pull something nice to go have a nice date and sex with. I don't care what some of these guys say. I'm not looking for (Jonsie) monger types who just want a nut and go back to being by themselves. The guys that come here are usually professionals and like to go out and have fun, party sometimes dance and know their going to score with their date later in the evening, whether it 11 pm or 12 during the weekday, or 1 or 2 am during the weekends, because these girls have lives, some go to school and some have to be home because these girls are decent girls, and some guys do find a spark of love from time to time! Pictured below is so much fun to party with and get a little crazy with!

Thanks,

Colombia Jake

[Member #4393]

That is "Real Talk" and you are absolutely correct John. Referring back to a previous post of mine, I will never forget the problems that were created when that stupid motherfuker walked into LDV in Cartagena with the copied photos in his hand of two of my friends that worked at LDV that I had posted on this forum. It destroyed a very good friendship for one, and secondly it taught me a very valuable lesson. I have to say I was watching my own back in fear of retaliation for months, especially in Cartagena where it is a big city, but a small one at the same time, as everyone knows everybody, especially like me who was a monthly visitor at the time.

Was this during a time with a bunch of guys from an old forum were there, like 15 of us and the initials of the forum was SMV? If so, I know you and I know the guy who did that. If it isn't, then it was just another time some idiot ratted out on someone from a forum because he thought it made him big in the eyes of some working girl. I see a lot hasn't changed.

If it was that time, some 12 years or so ago, Then that is a clue to whom I am and we may be friends irl. Please just indicate whether it was or not and then if so give me a way to contact you outside of the forum. You can confirm for sure I am not "jonesie or anybody else.

[Dickhead]

Maybe his parents immigrated to America when Kiev was in the commie period.

Then it was part of the Soviet Union. That still doesn't make it part of Russia. It was the "Ukranian Soviet Socialist Republic. ".

[Old Parr]

All I got to say to this is posting photos on websites without getting permission is just stupid on top Classless. Secondly I know for sure Angie is looking for a photo of Jonesie. Let's see him post his fucking photos on this website and we will see how good he feels after being visited by some good old Barrio guys. Angie messaged me yesterday asking for Jonesie photos. Obviously she wants to know who has posted photos not to say Hello, to him.

For the record I did not even mention her nothing about this post she on her own find out and was wanting to know who the guy is that posted those photos.

I don't come to Colombia to get involved in stupidities. So I told her I will see who the guy is but bottom line I have no interest in partaking with any of this mess.

All I got to say the Girl of the month is looking for you Jonesie.

It only takes one bad move on our part as gringos to get into very bad situations in Colombia.

So guys be careful here. Be safe. Always assume that when you take photos of girls is for yourself and never for public distribution, that is a normal human assumption. Further if you are in Colombia always assume that if you were to post the pics on websites it can hurt you very bad in the long run.

John

That is "Real Talk" and you are absolutely correct John. Referring back to a previous post of mine, I will never forget the problems that were created when that stupid motherfuker walked into LDV in Cartagena with the copied photos in his hand of two of my friends that worked at LDV that I had posted on this forum. It destroyed a very good friendship for one, and secondly it taught me a very valuable lesson. I have to say I was watching my own back in fear of retaliation for months, especially in Cartagena where it is a big city, but a small one at the same time, as everyone knows everybody, especially like me who was a monthly visitor at the time.

[Jonesie]

Angie messaged me yesterday asking for Jonesie photos. Obviously she wants to know who has posted photos not to say Hello, to him.

John.

Most of that is true. Except you left out the part about she messaged you. BACK.

I'll never understand why guys do this. I doubt in the history of the hobby, any women has given a snitch-discount to a guy ratting out his fellow mongers. Is there some kind of imaginary sense of intimacy involved? Do they fantasize about playing house with these girls? Based on what, the strength of him being a rat?

[Member #4393]

All I got to say to this is posting photos on websites without getting permission is just stupid on top Classless. Secondly I know for sure Angie is looking for a photo of Jonesie. Let's see him post his fucking photos on this website and we will see how good he feels after being visited by some good old Barrio guys. Angie messaged me yesterday asking for Jonesie photos. Obviously she wants to know who has posted photos not to say Hello, to him.

For the record I did not even mention her nothing about this post she on her own find out and was wanting to know who the guy is that posted those photos.

I don't come to Colombia to get involved in stupidities. So I told her I will see who the guy is but bottom line I have no interest in partaking with any of this mess.

All I got to say the Girl of the month is looking for you Jonesie.

It only takes one bad move on our part as gringos to get into very bad situations in Colombia.


John.

Jesus christ I don't think I want to stay around here, you guys are narking each other out about photos? What the Hell?