Medellin Reports

[Colombia Jake]

Hi Miguelito9,

I've written before about staying at Colombia Jake's place. (Actually, it's the only place I've stayed for mongering in Medellin.) I once did TLN which was very satisfying. 300 k to the girl. Reading the board, it sounds like you can have it cheaper (about 200 k, maybe even 150 k), but as you point out, you take a risk, while in my experience Jake's girls have been consistently good in looks and attitude.

Thanks and heard from two full timers who live here this week, who are very sharp about being taken advantage of, got drugged and robbed after inviting a girl over from Colombia Cupid! The girl was very disarming by saying she wasn't there for money and she was a veterinarian. At some point she was able to put a sedative not sure which, but the police didn't think it was Scopolamine into their drinks and both went out for several hours while she cleaned house. Between the two she got $7,000 and neither got laid, so there's one more reason my service is helpful. Don't be penny wise and pound foolish!

Thanks,

Colombia Jake

[PianoPlayer]

Both of my suggestions require you to speak decent Spanish and are late night / early morning, and will work better on weekends. First, you can try Luna Lunera near closing time (2 or 3 am I believe). The chicas there will often be happy to leave with you, or meet you at your apartment, especially if you have bought them a few drinks. The second option is Fahrenheit disco after 3 am or so. It is a regular disco with normal couples and chicas but plenty of prepagos as well, including some who go there after the strip clubs close. In both cases 150 K to 250 K pesos might get you TLN.

Hello chaps,

I have noticed there are plenty of good posts and information about casas and other short time opportunities, but there is little mentioned when it comes to long time.

Well, call me romantic but I am looking for the old fashion TLN. I am wondering, are there any pick up places for quality chicas without taking my chances at a randomly chosen club?

I mean after all we are willing to pay, aren't we? Let's say places like "Helpi Disco" in Rio or "Classico" in Sosa used to be. Or is Columbia simply the wrong place that?

[SlamCity7777]

Anyone here ever done a trip to the Mansion over New Years? I have most of that week free, and was thinking of booking a trip. Do girls come to party? Or do they stay home with family? I was thinking of coming by for Dec 30-Jan3.

If it will suck, does anyone know of a relatively good punting destination that is good to go to for the New Years? Doesn't have to be Colombia.

Thanks!

Search the key words Medellin Dec and you should get a good number of results. The two weeks before Christmas are some of the best times to visit. The Christmas-NYE to like 10 days after are horrible!

Girls go away with family and everything is 40% less quiet. All the girls go to the Finca with their families; think of it like how a long weekend drys up the city back home in the states. Now that by 4.

[Manny51]

Anyone here ever done a trip to the Mansion over New Years? I have most of that week free, and was thinking of booking a trip. Do girls come to party? Or do they stay home with family? I was thinking of coming by for Dec 30-Jan3.

If it will suck, does anyone know of a relatively good punting destination that is good to go to for the New Years? Doesn't have to be Colombia.

Thanks!

[Soldierb11]

Sorry, but I disagree.

For TLN, Colombia is nothing like Thailand, where you can buy pussy by the pound and keep it as long as you want. Now, the US? You must be joking, right?

Also, difficult to build rapport and connection when you're there for a week, with limited language ability.

Colombia v Thailand v USA are different in many many things but what remains the same world over is simply build a connection and your chances increase she will stay longer or overnight.

Example 1: all the fuck over the Pattaya boards and AC boards people are lamenting that girls just don't go LT from the gogos much anymore. Bullshit, they do. Every girl that I wanted to take LT in those places in Sept. / Oct. Did why? Because I had spent time with them building a connection. One time exactly as I was paying my BF there was another guy next to me trying to take a far uglier dancer out. She wouldn't go LT with him, refused even when he offered her 1000 more. I asked my girl about this 15 minutes later when we were in a restaurant, she said "my friend no like he".

Example 2: the US if a guy dresses like a slob, doesn't pretend to listen at least to the woman's ramblings about her life, smells bad, etc, end of date the date is over. Finito. He is charming, shows her a good time, chances increase she goes home with him. This I hear every god damn Monday morning at work when my female colleagues were discussing what happened over the weekend.

A connection is begun the moment you walk in the club within 10 minutes the girl has already made her judgments, connection continues to be built over time.

[Black Page]

Also, difficult to build rapport and connection when you're there for a week, with limited language ability.

Ohw YES! You caught where's the flaw. Time for bravest guys to invest some time to learn/improve Spanish before traveling, unless one is satisfied with a series of ST sessions and visits at local brothels, maybe accompanied by an older brother.

PS: I just bought "Easy Indonesian". If I find the time to study it a bit, it could be the best spent 20$ of last years.

[Lefeu]

What's "funny" to me is that even when I've asked a girl to dress conservatively or casually she will still come dressed like a puta. I guess they sometimes feel they are looking appropriate, sexy, classy from the POV they develop in their surroundings.

I am always puzzled by that behavior. Now, I try to avoid going out with a working girl as much as possible.

[Lefeu]

...Getting a TLN in Colombia is really the same as it is in Thailand, CR, Brazil and yes in the US of A. If you build rapport and have a connection with the girl your chances for ST vs. LT go up dramatically.

Sorry, but I disagree.

For TLN, Colombia is nothing like Thailand, where you can buy pussy by the pound and keep it as long as you want. Now, the US? You must be joking, right?

Also, difficult to build rapport and connection when you're there for a week, with limited language ability.

[AveMariaPues]

In DR, CR, Colo, Peru, Arg, Ect. If a guy is with a SUPER hot girl and he speaks 3 maybe 8 words of Spanish and she speaks 0 or 2 words of English. This is the dead give a way. Like in the USA I worked in nice bars and steak houses all in my College days. Its the way the girl dresses and if the guy is not dressed accordingly. If he's in Jean and a polo shirt; you know looking nice and presentable and she's in a slutty dress and 8 inches heels? Not too hard to figure out.

Good point, personally I figured that went without saying (how can you act natural and appear actual friends without speaking the same language?) however the comportment of other gringos in Colombia tells me differently. Some of these guys have been coming for years and still can't get past "cuanto cuesta la pussy?

[BlueChange]

Let's say places like "Helpi Disco" in Rio

THROWBACK!! Wow I have soo many great stories from there. Such a shame it closed down.

[K Constant]

Hello chaps,

Well, call me romantic but I am looking for the old fashion TLN. I am wondering, are there any pick up places for quality chicas without taking my chances at a randomly chosen club?

I mean after all we are willing to pay, aren't we? Let's say places like "Helpi Disco" in Rio or "Classico" in Sosa used to be. Or is Columbia simply the wrong place that?

There isn't an equivalent to Classico or Mab's in MDE; there is no well-known freelancer pickup bar. This is one of the laments for MDE. You've got the casas, the strip clubs, the massage parlors, and the streetwalkers, but no FL bars. Or, not any that are known to us, the average gringo monger w / limited Spanish.

However, there is a nightlife scene at Parque Lleras, and we did visit it during our trip in May. However, the paisas come and go in groups, it's not a singles' scene. They are notoriously cliquish, but we didn't find them to be too terrible. MDE bar scene is the kind of place you visit with a girl you have pipelined beforehand on ColombianCupid.

[Soldierb11]

Hello chaps,

I have noticed there are plenty of good posts and information about casas and other short time opportunities, but there is little mentioned when it comes to long time.

Well, call me romantic but I am looking for the old fashion TLN. I am wondering, are there any pick up places for quality chicas without taking my chances at a randomly chosen club?

I mean after all we are willing to pay, aren't we? Let's say places like "Helpi Disco" in Rio or "Classico" in Sosa used to be. Or is Columbia simply the wrong place that?

In Colombia one can find TLN most anywhere. In Columbia , I am not so sure.

The closest thing to the old Help in Rio is La Dolce Vita in Cartagena. I remember in 2009 a TLN from LDV turned into a todo la semana. In Medellin you can session with a girl at Fase2 for 180 and get her number and set up a TLN on her night off for 300 k if you have a modicum of game.

Getting a TLN in Colombia is really the same as it is in Thailand, CR, Brazil and yes in the US of A. If you build rapport and have a connection with the girl your chances for ST vs. LT go up dramatically.

[Chicafan]

In DR, CR, Colo, Peru, Arg, Ect. If a guy is with a SUPER hot girl and he speaks 3 maybe 8 words of Spanish and she speaks 0 or 2 words of English. This is the dead give a way. Like in the USA I worked in nice bars and steak houses all in my College days. Its the way the girl dresses and if the guy is not dressed accordingly. If he's in Jean and a polo shirt; you know looking nice and presentable and she's in a slutty dress and 8 inches heels? Not too hard to figure out.

What's "funny" to me is that even when I've asked a girl to dress conservatively or casually she will still come dressed like a puta. I guess they sometimes feel they are looking appropriate, sexy, classy from the POV they develop in their surroundings.

[SlamCity7777]

It's not uncommon for a woman to be with an older man under legitimate circumstances in Medellin or many other places. However the way the girl presents herself--both aesthetically and in terms of her attitude--is how people can tell or not. If you have good chemistry with a girl and she isn't an over-the-top pro ho, you are in fine shape. If you're with some high-heeled, high-skirted girl who has a tattoo of a man's name on her chest and a tramp stamp that extends down to her asshole and all she does is look at her phone for two hours at dinner, then you're giving it all away. I guess what I am saying is that if the GFE is limited to DFK, then leave her at home. If you are actually friends and can ACT normal together, then you will also LOOK normal together.

In DR, CR, Colo, Peru, Arg, Ect. If a guy is with a SUPER hot girl and he speaks 3 maybe 8 words of Spanish and she speaks 0 or 2 words of English. This is the dead give a way. Like in the USA I worked in nice bars and steak houses all in my College days. Its the way the girl dresses and if the guy is not dressed accordingly. If he's in Jean and a polo shirt; you know looking nice and presentable and she's in a slutty dress and 8 inches heels? Not too hard to figure out.

[Chicafan]

It's not uncommon for a woman to be with an older man under legitimate circumstances in Medellin or many other places. However the way the girl presents herself--both aesthetically and in terms of her attitude--is how people can tell or not. If you have good chemistry with a girl and she isn't an over-the-top pro ho, you are in fine shape. If you're with some high-heeled, high-skirted girl who has a tattoo of a man's name on her chest and a tramp stamp that extends down to her asshole and all she does is look at her phone for two hours at dinner, then you're giving it all away. I guess what I am saying is that if the GFE is limited to DFK, then leave her at home. If you are actually friends and can ACT normal together, then you will also LOOK normal together.

Nice post.