General Reports

[Daddy07]

... I ... found the tartiest looking young gal in a row of seedy massage parlors in the road leading down from Soi Diana. P.

Do you mean Soi Honey which runs parallel East and West with Soi Diana? That's where the row of seedy parlors is.

Anyway, excellent report. I got a vicarious thrill out of all that slurping.

[PeeMan]

Low end BJ 500, sex 1000. From there the sky is the limit.

On the day I had to fly out recently at Pattaya, I had a few hours to spare after checkout and found the tartiest looking young gal in a row of seedy masage parlors in the road leading down from Soi Diana. The 500 B BJ turned out to be extraordinarily good! So much that it's now going to be a fixed part of my itinerary on checkout day. Seedy place with curtains between beds and noisy slurpy smack smack sounds from all around, but a superb feeling receiving her skillful manipulations with her mouth. At first I was appalled at how she made no attempt to hush her slurpy sounds, but pretty soon there was a symphony of slurping and smacking sounds from behind all the other curtains, in chorus with my gals - like a group of crickets chirrrping together after a spell of rain, and I relaxed. You will never get to hear a BJ symphony anywhere else in the world but here. It helped that I lasted a full 25 mins before shooting my load, enjoyed it for that much longer and she never complained or reduced the level of effort even for a single minute because she was tired or something. Any other bar gal you take for 2000B or more will surely complain or make a face by the end of 10 mins. It takes talent at the level of training of a circus artiste or acrobat to perform like that.

Don't mistake low end price for low end experience. I don't know how many women back in my city can give head with the same level of skill.

P.

[Etaoin2003]

Hello everyone,
I think I'm ready to venture east, first question is Bangkok or Pattaya?

One's a beach. One's a city. Your call.

What should I expect price wise?

Low end BJ 500, sex 1000. From there the sky is the limit.

What should I expect my first time? I am also nervous, I'm paranoid that I'll strike out because I don't look like the typical western sex tourist.

It's a commercial transaction. Do you have two heads and fly a saucer? Your money is the same as everybody else's. Just don't be an asshole.

Is it like a hooker type deal where you offer money? Or you charm and wine and dine the lady and tip her accordingly?

Yes.

Read http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...of-Distinction until you're crosseyed and you'll begin to get the picture.

[Alex7J]

Thank you for the quick updates guys. Much appreciated. I got some few questions.

Is there any hotel you recommend where I easily can get girls?

Also I want to get a russian girl for one night. Where can I find one?

Is there any website with true pictures if I don't want to go out on one night?

And one last thing where to get the most good looking girls?

Thanks a lot.

For Russian girls in Bangkok, wish I could go there soon its been a year already.

The best place for CIS chicks in bkk is MIXX club in the basement of intercontinental hotel each and every taxi knows about it and will take you free as they get paid by the hotel 50 bht per passenger there are some model nights and they have exceptionally beautiful girls there but you have to be a high roller. Secondly in Shock 39 , then Bossy Club, Then some at the Spasso in the Grand Hyatt Erawan.

For early night action in Soi 4 there is Rajah Hotel just go in the Lobby and you will find some mamasans or pimps for Russian girls, if you can speak Arabic then Grace hotel in the coffee shop or there disco down you will find a mix of 2 kg make up beauties. If you want to live inside a brothel book in the omni tower on the same road just a bit far away and you will find many by the pool and breakfast in the morning.

For late night action just opposite grace is bamboo bear bar and disco some of the ladies will come here for late night food and work together, if you are lucky you will also find some Moroccan or Arabic ladies here also there to be found.

Regarding the best looking girls in BKK, they are everywhere maybe the soapies but I am not a MP or escort guy, I like to hunt and have fun.

Cheer,

Alex

[Wolvenvacht]

Thank you for the quick updates guys. Much appreciated. I got some few questions.

Is there any hotel you recommend where I easily can get girls?

Also I want to get a russian girl for one night. Where can I find one?

Is there any website with true pictures if I don't want to go out on one night?

And one last thing where to get the most good looking girls?

Thanks a lot.

You want to stay in a hotel full of hookers? Not my cup of tea, but Grace Hotel seems to answer that description. Reviews are mixed at best (https://www.tripadvisor.in/Hotel_Rev...l-Bangkok.html).

You will also find "russian" girls there, although they are more likely to be from one of the non-russian parts of the ex soviet union. I have never gone with one of them, so I have no idea if they are worth their price.

Websites with true pictures? You mean with escort girls you can order? Have a look at the escort forum here. Some are real pictures but from years ago, some are photoshopped, some are pure "bait & switch" and it changes continuously.

"Most good looking girls"? It depends on your definition of "most good looking girls". For me it is in Suzie Wong agogo club in Soi Cowboy, but I doubt we have the same taste in women.

[AskeAske]

Hi guys,

I will be travelling to Thailand in May and I have a question, is Bangkok alone worthy enough of a sex trip. What I mean is that I want a mix of sex and culture and it looks like Pattaya might just be all about sex. If I where to spend 2 weeks in Bangkok would I be limiting myself or would I have more options then I would know what to do with, I'm a oil massage, freelancer, beer bar girl type of guy, not really into short with a gogo girl.

Why do you ask the same questions again and again. Read all the reports and you get answers.

[ProfessorOak]

Hello everyone,

I am new here and I am very fascinated by all the insightful posts you guys put up. I am 22 years old as of right now and I've been venturing to Tijuana and DR for the past 3 years con questing most of it respectively. I think I'm ready to venture east, first question is Bangkok or Pattaya? I will probably go for an extended time in the summer, maybe 10-14 days. What should I expect price wise? What should I expect my first time? I am also nervous, I'm paranoid that I'll strike out because I don't look like the typical western sex tourist. I've noticed most of you gentlemen are older than I am and I feel like I won't be taken as serious as many of you would. How does it work? Is it like a hooker type deal where you offer money? Or you charm and wine and dine the lady and tip her accordingly? If possible, this is a stretch I would love to tag along" per say. Not so much an entire trip just maybe if our dates intersect teach me a few things and show me some spots one afternoon? Idk I'm getting ahead of myself. Any help is greatly appreciated, thank you!

[PaulAlbert]

Hi guys,

I will be travelling to Thailand in May and I have a question, is Bangkok alone worthy enough of a sex trip. What I mean is that I want a mix of sex and culture and it looks like Pattaya might just be all about sex. If I where to spend 2 weeks in Bangkok would I be limiting myself or would I have more options then I would know what to do with, I'm a oil massage, freelancer, beer bar girl type of guy, not really into short with a gogo girl.

[KeepItBurnin]

Thank you for the quick updates guys. Much appreciated. I got some few questions.

Is there any hotel you recommend where I easily can get girls?

Also I want to get a russian girl for one night. Where can I find one?

Is there any website with true pictures if I don't want to go out on one night?

And one last thing where to get the most good looking girls?

Thanks a lot.

[NamasteParis]

I have been in Bangkok during Songkran. Some places (Nana or Soi Cowboy for example) were a riot, but wet and fun. Other streets were calm (or busy) as usual. So Bangkok allows one to experience Songkran as one wants.

However it was not a good time to find a girl. Most had lots of fun, but the mongering business was not at the forefront of their attention.

But Songkran also causes a lot of "eye candy"! "Pointy nipples + wet t-shirts" (wink wink).

I actually choose my dates to enjoy Songkran. I already enjoyed one, and have good memories of a crazy night in a night club, where they provided a water gun to each visitor at the entrance.

I had a lot of fun, fighting with the girls with these tiny water guns, inside the disco! Hopefully there was no short-circuit, nor fire.

Don't worry, I intend to get wet, before make them wet!

[Wolvenvacht]

Hi!

I'm coming to Thailand from 08 Apr till 25. Songkran (water holiday) is 13 to 15.

Where do you advise me to spend these 3 funny days? Bangkok? Chang Mai? Phuket? Koh Samui?

I have been in Bangkok during Songkran. Some places (Nana or Soi Cowboy for example) were a riot, but wet and fun. Other streets were calm (or busy) as usual. So Bangkok allows one to experience Songkran as one wants.

However it was not a good time to find a girl. Most had lots of fun, but the mongering business was not at the forefront of their attention.

But Songkran also causes a lot of "eye candy"! "Pointy nipples + wet t-shirts" (wink wink).

[Stykler]

Hi!

I'm coming to Thailand from 08 Apr till 25. Songkran (water holiday) is 13 to 15.

Where do you advise me to spend these 3 funny days? Bangkok? Chang Mai? Phuket? Koh Samui?

I recommend you avoid Songkran like the plague.

All you will see is Westerners, who will have no idea what the purpose of Songkran is, behave like absolute fuckwits. If you are anything like me, it will be one of those times when you are embarrassed to be a white honky. You will also get very wet in the process. Go elsewhere.

[Member #4698]

I'm coming to Thailand from 08 Apr till 25. Songkran (water holiday) is 13 to 15. Where do you advise me to spend these 3 funny days? Bangkok? Chang Mai? Phuket? Koh Samui?

Syzygies is right. Many girls leave BKK and Pattaya to be home with their families over the Songkran Holiday, but a sufficient number of girls remain behind so you will not have too much of a problem getting laid. The question is: Do You want to be around for Songkran? If you do decide to stay in Thailand you are going to get wet. I suppose that if you have never experienced this holiday and you have the right attitude about it, you can have a real good time. It is a festive occasion. On the other hand, you can just get out of Dodge City for a few days and be none the worse off for skipping it. To that end I suggest a 3 or 4 day lay over in Phnom Penh. PP is close by (a 45 minute flight), the food is tasty, its a Buddhist country, and there are plenty of bars and friendly girls. The only problem is "everybody" leaves Thailand over Songkran so air fares nearly double from the 11th to the 18th of April. Another alternative is to head for a quiet island beach like Koh Chang where everything will be more relaxed. Koh Chang is a beautiful island with good beaches, not many bars, and it is approximately a 4 hour drive from BKK or 3 hours from Pattaya.

[Syzygies]

Hi!

I'm coming to Thailand from 08 Apr till 25. Songkran (water holiday) is 13 to 15.

Where do you advise me to spend these 3 funny days? Bangkok? Chang Mai? Phuket? Koh Samui?

If you come for sex purposes, Bangkok and Pattaya has the most variety and options. Phuket 2nd. If you come purely as a tourist, that is different.

Some girls leave Bangkok for their home province during Songkran but not all.

[NamasteParis]

Hi!

I'm coming to Thailand from 08 Apr till 25. Songkran (water holiday) is 13 to 15.

Where do you advise me to spend these 3 funny days? Bangkok? Chang Mai? Phuket? Koh Samui?