Bogota Reports

[Troyster]

Anyone ever had experience with clubrosa. Co? Interesting ladies, some very attractive in my opinion. Contacted them via WhatsApp and they responded. Lots of questions for them but wondered if anyone had partaken? Thanks.

[Flyer1999]

If you need a secure guided tour throughout Bogota's brothels, I'm your man.

Mr Two Fingers.

What would your fee be?

I am planning a little 4 day getaway down there.

I am Hispanic seasoned traveler but I am curious as to the benefit of a guide.

[Gimmedub]

I agree 100%- definitely not worth the effort!

Sounds like way too much work for inconsistent results, if I had the luxury of patience and time I may give it a try. But in Bogota finding what you are looking for for cheap is easy, I'll stick to spas, agencies and indies. But thanks a lot for your report, much appreciated.

[MikeysHouse]

If you need a secure guided tour throughout Bogota's brothels, I'm your man.

Mr Two Fingers.

Hello 2 fingers,

I will be going to Bogota in March. I may take you up on your services. But is there anywhere you can show me that is a "Bar / Nightclub type area" where non-pros (college girls looking for extra cash etc) who may be selling there services I prefer the experience where its like I am "picking them up" and going back to my place.

[Mongerer88]

My subscription in the big American review board is about to expire, but for completeness I thought I might mention that a review just appeared for Mariana of Eroticasbogota and it was pretty mediocre. No DATY, the BJ was covered, she was mechanical, and left after one shot (long before the hour was up).

I also wanted to note that my posts in this forum were in response to a post by WJefFurry requesting information about who might come to his hotel. I have an interest in Colombia so I noticed his post. Others more knowledgeable than me posted more useful information.

Did he say thanks? Did he do a trip report?

No, he did not. So WJefFurry if you ever come back to this forum, please contribute. Otherwise you represent everything that is wrong with ISG.

Thanks Soldierb11 for the hotel information regarding the W. If you do not mind me asking, are any of your long-time regulars proficient enough in English so that a non-Spanish speaker would enjoy a full day with her?

I had to upgrade my American site membership for an upcoming unexpected trip so I was able to see the details of the reviews for I referenced.

The one guy who constantly reviews the ladies from Escortsincolombia is a very experienced reviewer, so those reviews are not fake. However, he is easy to please. He has seen a couple of ladies throughout the world that I have also seen that he gave 10's in appearance and I would have given them 7's and 8's. He liked both Andrea and Paula, but he seemed to like Andrea ever so slightly better. Both do BBBJs, supposedly to completion, and Andrea did Greek. Of course this is secondhand information, so take it with a grain of salt.

The guy who reviewed Danna at Eroticasbogota has at least one other review. He said she did BBBJ but it did not appear to be to completion. She allowed multiples and enjoyed a shower together. She was bubbly and fun but not terribly experienced as she handed him the condom to roll on. Her English is very basic.

Hope this helps the guy with two posts who was trying to find an escort. If you see someone, please do a review and let everyone know the current guest-friendliness of the W for your adventures.

[Toreador]

For some reasons that is beyond logic, Pussy House is always slow on Saturdays, I was there las Thursday and it was jumping. Thursdays and Fridays are the two best days. However I must agree Pussy House does not compare to the places in Santa Fe, but it is a good option on Chapinero (to me anyway), and yes, the place across the street sucks big time, there is another place on Caracas and 64 I believ it is that is my plan be from Houston, it is a hit and miss, I have had a good time there before, met two hotties for OOC fun, one of them (a solid 8 in my book) was ready to head to Cartagena with me for a three night sex vacation for one mill. (well worth it to me) but I had to cancel, who knows I may take on that trip one of these days.

Absolutely agree. As a matter of fact, I just came back from the Pussy House and it sucked. How can it be so lackluster on a Saturday night? It wasn't because I went too early, as it was pretty packed with customers. I could count the total number of girls on my both hands. Compared to Santa Fe, the Pussy House is just too isolated as a destination. If it sucked, you can't go club-hopping as in Santa Fe. (I did go across the street to the other place, and it was no better.).

[Toreador]

Sounds like way too much work for inconsistent results, if I had the luxury of patience and time I may give it a try. But in Bogota finding what you are looking for for cheap is easy, I'll stick to spas, agencies and indies. But thanks a lot for your report, much appreciated.

So I've sprouted for a SA account in Oct and more recently mid-Dec. Before I share my experiences I think it's worthwhile to also share a bit about myself. I'm a mid-30's non-Caucasian middle class, Spanish speaking male who's been playing in Colombia for 10 years and more recently living here for longer periods of time. I only spend a night in Bogota on average every month and while I am easy-going I'm definitely not a push-over. In short I can't stand bullshit and call them on it.

That said SA takes a lot of work to weed through the crap. I'd say the 8's-10's are on there expecting big money 500 mil+ for a few hours but they start out even higher like iPhones or shopping. My response is good f-ing luck as we're not on the same planet. The 6's-8's who are in the mid-20's can make it worthwhile and here's my experiences:

1) 22 yr old who isn't my build per-say (I prefer the tall slim volleyball types) but was fun chatting at dinner where she ended rubbing my chest and stroking me under the table at the JW. We didn't discuss any $ and ended upstairs where she gave some great head and an enthusiastic ride for a few hours. I gave her 200 mil and an Uber home.

2) 27 yr old who again not my build per-say but was fun chatting with. Dinner and drinks but only wanted to be wined and dined that night. No sex but no money either. I have a feeling though the next time would be straight to bed with no money expected as she made it clear she was only on the site because her boyfriend isn't paying enough attention to her.

3) 21 yr old who's a 7.5 - body could use a bit of toning at the gym. 250 mil straight to bed. Ended up spending 3 hrs together and a true GFE. Would I call again. Prob. If nothing more interesting pans out.

I've collected a few more whatsapp #'s of those who expect 200-300 mil for a few hours but it's clear they're pros while I was hoping for a more exclusive non-pro mistress type arrangement.

Would I spend more time / money on SA. Probably not as I think I can spend the same amount of time hunting in Santa Fe or Chapinero where I know it's 60 k (or less). That said unicorns may exist and that 9. 5 who wants to be only with you and expects 200 mil for the night is out there.

[TwoFingersEsc]

If you need a secure guided tour throughout Bogota's brothels, I'm your man.

Mr Two Fingers.

[Gimmedub]

So I've sprouted for a SA account in Oct and more recently mid-Dec. Before I share my experiences I think it's worthwhile to also share a bit about myself. I'm a mid-30's non-Caucasian middle class, Spanish speaking male who's been playing in Colombia for 10 years and more recently living here for longer periods of time. I only spend a night in Bogota on average every month and while I am easy-going I'm definitely not a push-over. In short I can't stand bullshit and call them on it.

That said SA takes a lot of work to weed through the crap. I'd say the 8's-10's are on there expecting big money 500 mil+ for a few hours but they start out even higher like iPhones or shopping. My response is good f-ing luck as we're not on the same planet. The 6's-8's who are in the mid-20's can make it worthwhile and here's my experiences:

1) 22 yr old who isn't my build per-say (I prefer the tall slim volleyball types) but was fun chatting at dinner where she ended rubbing my chest and stroking me under the table at the JW. We didn't discuss any $ and ended upstairs where she gave some great head and an enthusiastic ride for a few hours. I gave her 200 mil and an Uber home.

2) 27 yr old who again not my build per-say but was fun chatting with. Dinner and drinks but only wanted to be wined and dined that night. No sex but no money either. I have a feeling though the next time would be straight to bed with no money expected as she made it clear she was only on the site because her boyfriend isn't paying enough attention to her.

3) 21 yr old who's a 7.5 - body could use a bit of toning at the gym. 250 mil straight to bed. Ended up spending 3 hrs together and a true GFE. Would I call again. Prob. If nothing more interesting pans out.

I've collected a few more whatsapp #'s of those who expect 200-300 mil for a few hours but it's clear they're pros while I was hoping for a more exclusive non-pro mistress type arrangement.

Would I spend more time / money on SA. Probably not as I think I can spend the same amount of time hunting in Santa Fe or Chapinero where I know it's 60 k (or less). That said unicorns may exist and that 9. 5 who wants to be only with you and expects 200 mil for the night is out there.

[Mr Enternational]

Around 4 pm, went to Santa Fe and hit Atunes. It was quite packed with older businessman types. Selection of chicas was great. Most of them quoted me 60 K for un rato upstairs. Found one I liked and negotiated 50 K including room fee.
Rested up and around 10 pm returned to -- you guessed it -- Santa Fe. It's Friday night and the place is a carnival. Hit Troya first, quite a party atmosphere.

Come on man. Stop fucking all the hos in my favorite spot. Besides it is much too dangerous there at night. You should stick to the Zona Rosa clip joints where it is safe and a drink will cost you the same as a Santa Fe chica. And don't forget to give lots of tips.

[Parkinsons]

Joined a walking tour in the morning, took in all the sights like Museo del Oro, Plaza Bolivar, La Candelaria, etc. I'd recommend this as a non-monger activity. Search for "free walking tour Bogota" (suggested donation 20 K).

Around 4 pm, went to Santa Fe and hit Atunes. It was quite packed with older businessman types. Selection of chicas was great. Most of them quoted me 60 K for un rato upstairs. Found one I liked and negotiated 50 K including room fee. Nice 69, and great riding skills to completion.

Rested up and around 10 pm returned to -- you guessed it -- Santa Fe. It's Friday night and the place is a carnival. Hit Troya first, quite a party atmosphere. Then to A'Tun (not Atunes). Now this place is interesting. It has mostly black girls and the DJ played Dr Dre, Mary J Blige and Snoop Dogg back to back to back. I was transported back to my Washington DC Skylark days in the mid 90's! Went to Venus next, wasn't great.

Random thoughts: Most Colombian guys seem to be contend just to go drinking with their friends. I don't see a lot of them going upstairs with chicks. The after-hours clubs I mentioned before are Apollo and Guauu ("wow".) Just like I was club-hopping, a lot of the girls go from club to club to where they feel it's happening.

By now, around midnight there were lines outside waiting to get into Fiebre Sex and Paisas. On the street I ran into a hottie I chatted with the night before. I invited her and her friends to sit in a booth with me inside La Casona. (La Casona has a good party atmosphere too). Turned out this girl is actually Venezuelan. She, her sister and two friends came together from Caracas over a 3-day, 6-legged bus trip! Conditions are so dire in Venezuela, she had temporarily suspended her medical school study and make this trek to earn income. We connected pretty well, not sure if it's because we're both outsiders. Pretty soon we were back at my hotel room for a very GFE TLN. In the morning gave her 200 K then walked her back to the dump of a hotel where she's sharing a room with her sister and 2 friends, 25 K per night split 4 ways.

[GrownMan1]

Absolutely agree. As a matter of fact, I just came back from the Pussy House and it sucked. How can it be so lackluster on a Saturday night? It wasn't because I went too early, as it was pretty packed with customers. I could count the total number of girls on my both hands. Compared to Santa Fe, the Pussy House is just too isolated as a destination. If it sucked, you can't go club-hopping as in Santa Fe. (I did go across the street to the other place, and it was no better.).

Before getting back to my hotel, I walked by Theatron to take a look. (Someone has written about picking up non-pros there.) This mega gay club had a mega gay crowd outside waiting to get in. I'd say for every one girl (who's probably going with her date) there must be 60 gays. Haters would say "you have no game", but that's not the type of odds I'd take.

AWW if you scared say you're scared.

[Parkinsons]

That's awesome! This is the reason I can't stay away from Santa Fe. Although many feel it's too dangerous, most of the people I've encountered are pretty honest. Another thing is that many of the girls will give you the same service or better for a lower price compared to some of the other parts of town. Thanks for the update. I'll be back for one night in February before I go to Carnival in Barranquilla. I can't wait.

Absolutely agree. As a matter of fact, I just came back from the Pussy House and it sucked. How can it be so lackluster on a Saturday night? It wasn't because I went too early, as it was pretty packed with customers. I could count the total number of girls on my both hands. Compared to Santa Fe, the Pussy House is just too isolated as a destination. If it sucked, you can't go club-hopping as in Santa Fe. (I did go across the street to the other place, and it was no better.).

Before getting back to my hotel, I walked by Theatron to take a look. (Someone has written about picking up non-pros there.) This mega gay club had a mega gay crowd outside waiting to get in. I'd say for every one girl (who's probably going with her date) there must be 60 gays. Haters would say "you have no game", but that's not the type of odds I'd take.

[Sokta169]

Landed in Bogota a little past 11 pm. Checked into my hotel, then headed out to Santa Fe. Streets were full of people. Girls, guys, vendors, police, beggars, etc. First I hit Troya, girls were asking for 80 K for un rato upstairs. I wasn't going to decide so quickly, so stayed a while then left. Went to Fiebre Sex next. Found a tall hottie who asked for 50 K and 6 K for the room. Wham bam and busted my first nut in Bogota. Got hungry and went next door for a bowl of sopa de mondongo, beef tripe and rice soup, very delicious for 4 K. Had a good time chatted up two fellow diners, who were wearing street clothes, probably finished their shifts and were about to go home. Bought them sodas and offered one of them I'd take to my hotel to stay the night, I offered 150 K but she insisted she could only stay 2 hours. So no. Walked around a bit, by now it was 2 am and looked like some of the clubs, like Fiebre and Paisas, were closing and the crowd was moving across the street to the other clubs. Checked out a couple of them, sorry I forgot the names. Hung around a bit in the street, had fun joking and flirting with the chicas. In the end, nothing really struck my fancy so I'm back at the hotel now. I still have a few more days and a few cupid chicks lined up, so no rush. So far I'm liking this place, even on a Thursday night it was quite happening. There were lots of silicones, but lots of natural as well. Whites, blacks, skinny, thick, take your pick. Sure I had a couple of beggars and old hags following and tugging at me but just act firm and put that "don't fuck with me" face on and no hay problema. Only thing that sucked was my Tigo SIM from last September has expired and I didn't have my phone on me to collect numbers for later hookups. Too bad for my friends back home who'll have to deal with the mid-Atlantic snowpocalypse!

That's awesome! This is the reason I can't stay away from Santa Fe. Although many feel it's too dangerous, most of the people I've encountered are pretty honest. Another thing is that many of the girls will give you the same service or better for a lower price compared to some of the other parts of town. Thanks for the update. I'll be back for one night in February before I go to Carnival in Barranquilla. I can't wait.

[JoeyBox]

Yep-- True-that. And my experience isn't necessarily the same experience because I may appeal more or less to a certain girl-- The same as regular dating. I've been meeting a lot of really hot girls at Troya in the afternoon and just having Good GFE Times.

Will write more later.

Hi Woodman,

I want to PM you but it says your box is full. Popular guy!