Pattaya Reports

[Uncle Volodya]

Recently I was banging again Amy (whom I lay-reported on a while back) from Addict Massage in Bangkok, and when she goes to Pattaya she says she likes Red Car.

Now I'm more familiar with Insomnia / I-bar, where I've banged 10 freelancers (all dutifully lay-reported on in this August forum), so I'm curious about the difference / similarities between the two places. I'll almost surely try Red Car on my next Pattaya jaunt. In the meantime, any advice from "insiders" (pun intended) would be welcome. I tried to search but the forum's engine does not seem to like red car, or red, or car.

Amy says there's a techno area and a hip-hop area. She prefers the hip-hop area. Looks like there's a lot of dancing involved. Also it looks less freelancer-oriented, maybe more just normal girls trying to unwind? She also says it's hopping from 9 pm to 4 am, which I find hard to believe. No smoking, apparently, even shisha?

The previous posters are right. RC girls tend to be older and not as good looking as Ibar. I used to find gems there but last few times I've been there I have struggled even find one girl I'd consider taking.

This is of course all my humble opinion and YMMV.

I have observed that a couple of gems I know that used to go to Red Car have now set up shop at Ibar / Insomnia.

This can probably be said about the other discos as well but I think RC is especially poorly lit and you can get a rude awakening when you walk out of the club with your newfound friend and see her in the light. This happened to me last trip with a girl who I really thought was a stunner but then turned out to be a lot older once I got her out on WS. Fortunately we were still just kind of chatting and had made no agreement to leave together so I was able to abort mission tactfully.

So remember to examine the goods closely before you buy. 555.

I think your friend Amy may actually be confusing RC with Ibar as RC is too small to have separate techno and hip hop areas (and as you know that describes the Ibar / Insomnia setup to a tee) . RC mostly plays a mix of hip hop and top 40 stuff. Rarely techno if I remember correctly.

[Tomasb]

I have heard that type of observation before. We actually joked about the art of speaking Singlish. And, yes, her English speaking abilities were much better than most Singaporeans I have encountered.

Jumping in on a rather old post, but fluency in English with a non-Thai accent has nothing to do with being Singaporean. If anything, with all due respect, the average Singaporean's "fluency" in English is anything but fluent.

[Fast Eddie 48]

Hey guys,

I am going to be in Pattaya for three nights from April the 13th to Saturday the 16th. I have been to Pattaya before and to Bangkok many times, but never over Songkran. Leaving aside the certainly of being soaked with water, how is the talent in Pattaya over this holiday? Do many of the girls head out for the holiday, or do they stay in town? I am also wondering whether BKK would be a better call, given the festival. Any insights?

Thanks in advance.

Oh, and on my last trip to Pattaya, I must say I found Saffire to be the best gogo all around. Any other particular place that comes highly recommended?

Cheers,

Gonzo.

To Gonzo.

I been to Songkran 2 time if you don't want to get wet don't come Thai are crazy they will soak you in Bangkok, but Pattaya is not as bad not as crazy as in Bangkok, I think you should come and see what is Thai new yr is about but for me I rather go to China for the Chinese new year.

Fast eddie 48.

[Haven123]

A recent study showed that the average duration of sexual intercourse is somewhere between 5 and 6 minutes. Interestingly enough it also showed that wearing a condom does not significantly makes a difference. Even more interesting is that getting older shortens the time between insertion and ejaculation.

So these gals dreaming of a 5 minute man are spot on!

Hahaha. You be describing me mon.! LOL. .

Maybe because I don't like taking the blue pill? Makes my nasal allergies act up!

[MusicalToM]

I'm listening the word "hardened pro" few a times while reading various reports in forum. I never understood the exact definition of this word even after reading few reports in detail.

I did a search on this and the explanation I found is - "The real Hardened Prostitute is denoted by the 'deprivation' of losing one's self respect, as well as consciously and continuously working in the sale of sexual service for money and who has lost all sense of shame".

Well this definition tells everything by itself but still I'd like to ask the experienced punters and expats to tell their version of this word. This might be a amateur question but still the answers would definitely be amusing.

[Banana Boi]

A recent study showed that the average duration of sexual intercourse is somewhere between 5 and 6 minutes.

OMG I'm a nightmare for these girls then. I can fuck way over average time and not finish, depending on the girl.

[Wolvenvacht]

This is a huge complaint of the gals - "farang kin ya, boom boom loooooong time". Their dream is a 5 minute man. But, I always tell them, "look, about half your customers wouldn't even be able to be your customers without viagra".

A recent study showed that the average duration of sexual intercourse is somewhere between 5 and 6 minutes. Interestingly enough it also showed that wearing a condom does not significantly makes a difference. Even more interesting is that getting older shortens the time between insertion and ejaculation.

So these gals dreaming of a 5 minute man are spot on!

[Wolvenvacht]

Try street vendors on Beach Road towards Walking St, east side. Also on 2nd Rd, west side, between Soi 14-15. I bought a box of 50 recently in BKK for 700 b, that's 14 b a dose.

And it is anybody's guess what the quality of those are. Keeping meds outside in the hot and humid air cannot really improve the quality. Generic Thai viagra or "Sidegra" is for sale in any pharmacy I ever tried and cheap enough so no risk of people trying to fake it.

[Gin And Tonic]

Where can I buy them for 30 Bt? I usually go to one of the pharmacies with the green sign with the squiggly symbol on the sois LOL.

I didn't go to a boots or other shopping mall store pharmacies.

Thanks for the heads up you've been always a wealth of knowledge.

Try street vendors on Beach Road towards Walking St, east side. Also on 2nd Rd, west side, between Soi 14-15. I bought a box of 50 recently in BKK for 700 b, that's 14 b a dose.

[Blanquiceleste]

She was fluent in English too with a non-Thai accent, which led me to believe the Singapore connection.

Jumping in on a rather old post, but fluency in English with a non-Thai accent has nothing to do with being Singaporean. If anything, with all due respect, the average Singaporean's "fluency" in English is anything but fluent.

[Opebo]

The combination of alcohol and Kamagra leads to extensive exercising to finish.

This is a huge complaint of the gals - "farang kin ya, boom boom loooooong time". Their dream is a 5 minute man. But, I always tell them, "look, about half your customers wouldn't even be able to be your customers without viagra".

[AliasDonkey]

No sir. They run 30 baht for a single dose. You have been getting ripped off.

Where can I buy them for 30 Bt? I usually go to one of the pharmacies with the green sign with the squiggly symbol on the sois LOL.

I didn't go to a boots or other shopping mall store pharmacies.

Thanks for the heads up you've been always a wealth of knowledge.

[Mr Enternational]

After a long night of drinking and whiskey d1 cK. I usually go to the pharmacy and pick up some kamagra gel. They run about 100 Bt for a single dose of 100 MG which is way too much so I only take about 1/3.

No sir. They run 30 baht for a single dose. You have been getting ripped off.

[AliasDonkey]

You fucking guys bone all these girls constantly. I was in Bangkok for 2 nights and Pattaya for 2 nights and my sack is tapped out. LOL. I am in Phuket now and I just bar fined a girl from one of the bars the one with all the lit up palm trees and the kick ass pole dancers across the street from Tiger. I'll post a report in Phuket but god damn this chick is the hottest I have seen in Thailand so far. I was just going for some cocktails and to say that I've been to Bangla but I ended up barfining this girl because she was fuckign hot! Her chubby friend was chatting me up and I guess sometimes that's the best way in with the lovelies, chat up the chubby friend. I think there was and is a line out the door for this girl but she gave me first dibs cause her friend told her I was the one she should go with and we both have Pomeranians! Haha. Anyway, what a trip. But, yeah, I don't get how you guys do it. I'm dead tired right now and shooting blanks. You must be supermen! LOL.

After a long night of drinking and whiskey d1 cK. I usually go to the pharmacy and pick up some kamagra gel and Jr. Is ready to go all night.

The combination of alcohol and Kamagra leads to extensive exercising to finish.

They run about 100 Bt for a single dose of 100 MG which is way too much so I only take about 1/3.

Hope this info helps you in the running LOL.

[Tomasb]

Your description of RedCar is spot on. I don't smoke so the no smoking rule is significant to me and is strictly enforced. A girl I was with tried to light up and was chased out of there.

Music, as to be expected, is a bit too loud but that's par for the course.

Girls are a bit older and perhaps overall not as smoking hot as Ibar etc. But they are friendlier, and yes, for sure, some non-pros can be found. Usually, if you arrive before 11:30, it will be empty.

Red car is kind of blend of sports bar and disco. Pop / hiphop, not techno / house.

Upside is that it is a non-smoking place, reason for many of the girls to be there.

Actually. At least that's what they say. I have couple of regulars who go (or work) there.

I would say 75% of the gals are regular who work there most days of the week.

Then the rest odd FLs and girls party with friends.

The other main diff (in addition to non smoke) vs iBar is age. I would say average some 5-10 yrs.

More than iBar, many in 30-35 bracket I think. Friendly yes, GF yes, if the age is OK.

Large part of them flows to Marine by 3 AM, some to iBar at times.

If you want younger hot spinners, not the place for you as odds are low. Go iBar / insomnia.

For those.

If you want a bit older with good service and reasonable price (1500-2000), then yes.