Medellin Reports

[Charm City Dave]

Going to be in Medellin from mid July through September. Going to take a bunch of side trips while in country but wondering about getting to Mach Picchu. Thinking of going early August while the flower festival is on or early September when the site will be less crowded. Seems airfare (such as I can see it on Kayak) are about 300 to 400 round trip, will I do better booking when I get to MDE? Any other advise appreciated.

If anyone is going to be in town then and interested in planning the trip with me let me know.

[You Can]

Welcome to the forumn😊.

Watch Tyrant, the Fx Mini series.

OK so this is my 7th post I believe. So far on this board I've been called clueless & had my keyboard sequences called out (the sentences continue on in a straight line & don't automatically drop down a line at the end of the cell like every other blog site input cell in the world does! Then when someone asks a question that was addressed 5 years ago he gets told to RTFF. How TF was I supposed to know what a hard enter of whatever TF you call it is? I was advised to go back 2 years & start reading the posts which I am currently doing, hence the response to a post from July of 2014. So what I'm going to do is continue to post responses to these 2 year old posts so I can give you guys something to guff me about all in the name of chastising me about not being to MDE before & calling yourselves Medellin experts. I'm a big boy, I can take it.

El Mechanico

[TicaToj]

Just got back from MDE. I have to admit the most beautiful women I've seen anywhere in the world especially on the street. Had a great time until a member of our group died of a heart attack Saturday night. His wife thought he was on a golfing trip in the USA If you can't tell your wife or significant other that you are on a fishing or hiking trip or whatever exactly where you are going, it is best to just stay home. Anything can happen. We had to leave his body in Colombia.

[Advantageous]

Watch Tyrant, the Fx Mini series.

OK so this is my 7th post I believe. So far on this board I've been called clueless & had my keyboard sequences called out (the sentences continue on in a straight line & don't automatically drop down a line at the end of the cell like every other blog site input cell in the world does! Then when someone asks a question that was addressed 5 years ago he gets told to RTFF. How TF was I supposed to know what a hard enter of whatever TF you call it is? I was advised to go back 2 years & start reading the posts which I am currently doing, hence the response to a post from July of 2014. So what I'm going to do is continue to post responses to these 2 year old posts so I can give you guys something to guff me about all in the name of chastising me about not being to MDE before & calling yourselves Medellin experts. I'm a big boy, I can take it.

El Mechanico

I'm sure that'll really motivate people to help you out. You definitely won't come off as a tool either. Nope.

[Advantageous]

I will be attending the Medellin tango festival the week of June 20th and having some fun on the side (hehe). My usual haunts are Buenos Aires, Toronto, and lately Tijuana. This will be my first visit to Colombia and Medellin. Plane arrives into MDE at 0100 hrs. Is it safe to take a taxi from the airport to the downtown area at this hour? Any tango aficionados on this board that reside in Medellin?

Best.

You should be fine airport-side; don't let anyone shake you down for more than 60 k COP for the ride (before any type of tipping you may want to do), and it's not impossible to get an Uber at that time of night if you have the app downloaded. As for downtown it really depends on where you're going and how well you know it. I can't speak for being out with your luggage at that time because I generally stay in the Poblado, but you should probably be fine if you're not drawing attention to yourself.

[Jay Balanty]

Will anyone else be staying at the Mansion June 8-13?

[Cheerfull]

I will be attending the Medellin tango festival the week of June 20th and having some fun on the side (hehe). My usual haunts are Buenos Aires, Toronto, and lately Tijuana. This will be my first visit to Colombia and Medellin. Plane arrives into MDE at 0100 hrs. Is it safe to take a taxi from the airport to the downtown area at this hour? Any tango aficionados on this board that reside in Medellin?

Best.

[Richmond72]

I just came back from the Mansion and from my experience it's not really the best place for large groups of guys traveling together. I've seen groups of 5 to 6 guys drop by several times on my trips. Usually they stay in the Castillo because that's where there's rooms available for that many. They rarely ever hang out by the pool or in the Cueva since they've always got group stuff planned like strip clubs or casas. And when they do drop by, there are never really enough girls that all of them find something they like. Sometimes a couple pull and the rest leave. Other times they all leave without pulling because the guys that did find girls they liked don't want to ditch the group.

What usually happens is that they put out the call that a lot of guys are staying at the Mansion so more girls come over. Lots of girls hanging out and the group of guys is nowhere to be seen. After a few hours, some of the girls get bored and leave. So it ends up being kind of a shit night for both the girls and the group of guys. I'm doing great because I'm hanging in the Cueva all night and get the pick of the larger than usual number of girls. But lots of girls go home empty handed and when the group of guys do finally show up at 11 pm, there's not much choice in girls left so they leave frustrated.

For larger groups, I think getting an apartment and getting in touch with some girls who can set stuff up for you might work better.

[Combo]

Thank you. I replied to your PM. Most of my posts are indeed focused on Campo since that's where I spent most of my rookie weeks mongering. Great place. However, several guys have told me that Medellin can be a nice place to find good pussy at a fair price. So after a serious amount of good fucking in the Caribbean it's now time to check out the motherland. We'll be with a group of six so that's why I asked for the complete apartment. We did Brazil (Rio) and CuraCao and we're now going for Colombia. Plan is to grace Cali first then continue to Medellin with a weekend in Manizales.

I was looking at the Mansion as some of our guys would like to use their service to jump start their trip but it seems unlikely that we'll be able to acquire six rooms at the same time. We'll see, Medellin has plenty of good options so far. And I'm sure we'll get the party started once we reach Medellin.

IMO with a group of six guys, there's not much reason to stay at the Mansion. The main draw of the Mansion is that you have fellow hobbyists to hang with. This is irrelevant for you. Yes, the Mansion could help you get a running start; but if you read this website and do your own research, you can achieve that "running start" on your own.

If you really want to stay in a Gringo-oriented place, I second Geolopes suggestion of staying at el Castillo.

I keep hearing guys down for a week or less talk about non-pros. Unless you look like Enrique Iglesias, that's not likely to happen. And the chances go from low to zero if you don't speak Spanish. Now if you're here for several weeks, that's a completely different story.

[El Mechanico]

I don't know what the average Iranian woman looks like.

Watch Tyrant, the Fx Mini series.

OK so this is my 7th post I believe. So far on this board I've been called clueless & had my keyboard sequences called out (the sentences continue on in a straight line & don't automatically drop down a line at the end of the cell like every other blog site input cell in the world does! Then when someone asks a question that was addressed 5 years ago he gets told to RTFF. How TF was I supposed to know what a hard enter of whatever TF you call it is? I was advised to go back 2 years & start reading the posts which I am currently doing, hence the response to a post from July of 2014. So what I'm going to do is continue to post responses to these 2 year old posts so I can give you guys something to guff me about all in the name of chastising me about not being to MDE before & calling yourselves Medellin experts. I'm a big boy, I can take it.

El Mechanico

[Geolopes]

As Soldier alluded the Mansion is probably your best bet. As a group you might do better staying at Mansion #2 up the street as its quieter and the orgy girls might feel it more discreet to go there. Breakfast is served there too as part of the room cost. Your group would be welcome to hang out and party at Mansion #1's "La Cuava" bar and you can come and go to both locations no problem. The pool at Mansion #2 is much better and the place has a more private and discreet feel to it than #1. It has its fans amongst the stealth fucker types it seems and after I toured it I concluded that it would be perfect for a large group traveling together. There are several decent chicas that speak good English there that might be able to handle your discreet orgy inquiry. One of their massage therapists is a nice person and another chica I suggest also gave my group a tour of the city on our last trip, nearly fluent English. I'm confident she could help set it up. PM me for names. Good luck. Geo.

Hi guys,

We are a group of 4 guys (late 30's) that are thinking of going out to Medellin in August. We are all from the UK (born and raised) but of Indian origin. Some of the guys are heavily into the P2P scene, but others also have a little game and looking to pick up local chicas in clubs (if that's possible).

One of the guys has a birthday whilst we are out there, so I wanted to know if anyone knows where we can throw him the biggest fuck party / orgy going (4 girls, lesbians, swapping etc etc) - Is that even possible in Medellin?

Also finally we are thinking of going for 12 days (is that too long just to stay in Medellin? We considered also doing 4-5 days in Panama City first. Anyone have any views or ideas regarding this?

Gunshot.

P.S. Any fellow mongers, wingmen that want to hang out and have a drink then also drop me a PM.

[BlueChange]

Now suddenly, via FB, there are 3-4 girls at my knowledge, that are Pimping girls.

Some of the girls are professional fashion models.

The supply has increased and become more and more open, like they hardly care anymore.

Note that Colombias unemployment rate rose from 8% to 11% in one month. 50% of export are oil, not cocaine, which is 4%, even if more, the legit business can't be saved by cocaine, since consumers skip all unnecessary expenses first, with the crisis 2008 in fresh memory.

This hit Latinamerica, suffering from the China's halt of rapid growth.

Now all the real estate projects halts.

Rapid growth based on exporting raw materials, and in the case of Venezuela, Brasil and Argentina, with manipulated exchange rates, it hits even harder.

Prices on pussy are falling, supply is raising. Demand is at best stable.

Models are now facing the recession times.

They sell themselves via friend-Pimps.

Excellent news for those of us that has the pocket ull of $$ to spend on prepagos!

Look at you over here. It's the S&P 500 . Sex & pussy 500.

Today Pussy was at an all time low as wages continue to drop, in other news new casas opened in hope to meet demand in time for Christmas hahahah.

Great observation!

[Old Parr]

Hi guys,

We are a group of 4 guys (late 30's) that are thinking of going out to Medellin in August. We are all from the UK (born and raised) but of Indian origin. Some of the guys are heavily into the P2P scene, but others also have a little game and looking to pick up local chicas in clubs (if that's possible).

One of the guys has a birthday whilst we are out there, so I wanted to know if anyone knows where we can throw him the biggest fuck party / orgy going (4 girls, lesbians, swapping etc etc) - Is that even possible in Medellin?..

First of all I am going to give you some sound advice which others have also posted to you. Picking up non working girls is going to be difficult unless you are fluent in Spanish. Second thing is most of the girls go out in groups and usually have guys with them who might be boyfriends or just friends, and it is up to you to have to distinguish the difference without getting into a confrontation. Also you being of Indian descent could be a hindrous to you.

As far as orgies go, take it from someone with lots of experience, these planned type of things very seldom work out, and very seldom are a positive experience. The positive experiences in orgies are when they are unplanned and just happen. It is all about timing.

[Cursnoop]

Now suddenly, via FB, there are 3-4 girls at my knowledge, that are Pimping girls.

Some of the girls are professional fashion models.

The supply has increased and become more and more open, like they hardly care anymore.

Note that Colombias unemployment rate rose from 8% to 11% in one month. 50% of export are oil, not cocaine, which is 4%, even if more, the legit business can't be saved by cocaine, since consumers skip all unnecessary expenses first, with the crisis 2008 in fresh memory.

This hit Latinamerica, suffering from the China's halt of rapid growth.

Now all the real estate projects halts.

Rapid growth based on exporting raw materials, and in the case of Venezuela, Brasil and Argentina, with manipulated exchange rates, it hits even harder...

So who are these girls that be pimping? I don't think they are pimp tho maybe just girls that knows a lot international people and can speak fair amount of English.

[Soldierb11]

Hi guys,

We are a group of 4 guys (late 30's) that are thinking of going out to Medellin in August. We are all from the UK (born and raised) but of Indian origin. Some of the guys are heavily into the P2P scene, but others also have a little game and looking to pick up local chicas in clubs (if that's possible).

One of the guys has a birthday whilst we are out there, so I wanted to know if anyone knows where we can throw him the biggest fuck party / orgy going (4 girls, lesbians, swapping etc etc) - Is that even possible in Medellin?

Also finally we are thinking of going for 12 days (is that too long just to stay in Medellin? We considered also doing 4-5 days in Panama City first. Anyone have any views or ideas regarding this?

Gunshot.

P.S. Any fellow mongers, wingmen that want to hang out and have a drink then also drop me a PM.

Are you looking for honest advice or just want us to falsely say something like "your plan is amazing" so you feel better about the idea?

Bad news- when in August are you planning? The Feria de flores usually takes up the around the first ten days of August and Medellin is packed and much more expensive during that time so if your trip is then you need reservations prontico. As slam replied earlier and someone else as well. Who speaks Spanish in your group? Speaks it decently not just a few hola and como estas stuff. Spanish speaking will be very helpful in trying to pull together some kind of wild orgy plan. If someone does speak Spanish finding a main girl to coordinate all the other girls is the way to go. But the challenge will be where are you going to find this girl. I am also going to have to lay some honest truth on you, the guys that think they have game better speak Spanish if they think they are going to walk into a club and are going to pull freebies. Most paisas I know aren't going to be drooling over 4 Indian guys, sorry to be honest but its the truth. Exceptional game without Spanish will be needed and even then.

Now the good news, there is a lot of beautiful women in Medellin and plenty of ways to find them. Lots of casas you guys can have fun at, Spanish helps to find the places but is not essential. Some hot girls at the strip clubs like Fase2 and Spanish really isn't needed there either. Staying at the mansion would be a way to deal with no Spanish and also could really help in pulling off the party orgy idea. A lot more planning and research is going to be needed to make this trip live up to half of its dream.