FKK Sharks - Darmstadt

[Nick The G]

I was impressed with the club and there were some hot women but the experiences with Silvana and Flora just beat me down. I honestly have never left a club like that in 6 years of visiting Germany. And have never left with a pocket full of money either. The front desk lady asked if it was good but it wasn't worth the complaint. I would hope that she realized that I entered at 13:45 and left at 15:15. For everyone here who gets to be a regular, I can see what the hype is about and could see spending lots of time here. For a short time visit here for just a few days, I'll just hit up somewhere else.

It is very impressive for me to see again and again, how adult men, especially first time visitors, get detected instantly and attacked by Silvana. And these men don't know how to respond. Just say: fuck off Silvana, I came here to fuck young girls! Don't care if that sounds rude, because what she is doing is rude in many ways too.

I wonder why the management of Sharks is tolerating her really aggressive attacks which almost every new customer who comes to the club for a nice day has to endure. Each one will spread the news about this bad experience. Because Sylvana destroys the claim for "relax and wellness experience".

[Exodus8]

I was impressed with the club and there were some hot women but the experiences with Silvana and Flora just beat me down. I honestly have never left a club like that in 6 years of visiting Germany. And have never left with a pocket full of money either. The front desk lady asked if it was good but it wasn't worth the complaint. I would hope that she realized that I entered at 13:45 and left at 15:15. For everyone here who gets to be a regular, I can see what the hype is about and could see spending lots of time here. For a short time visit here for just a few days, I'll just hit up somewhere else.

Did you leave bc you had other business or bc of the service lvl of the girl you sessioned with. You shouldn't throw away all the eggs in the basket just bc the one you picked was rotten, LOL.

Thanks for the novel I mean report, hehe.

[Craiova]

but now realize that my first proposition was Silvana who had several mentions a few pages back. Granted, I am open to variety in clubs and I'm sure there are guys who enjoy the service she provides but I am in the club to imagine that the young hot women who ignore my middle aged self actually are interested in me. Silvana is the type that in actually is all I can attract in the real world so in fantasy world known as FKK clubs, I have to decline. But one no wasn't enough. She put on the press. For at least 10 minutes. Even though I was entirely limp to her protestations and hand gesticulations, she continued the full court press. She did leave after 10 minutes, but that was to the bar to grab her towel and return. For another five minutes. I didn't count but the "nein, danke" I offered numbered around 20. She finally left but said she would find me later and that I had better not go with another girl.

I don't get why this club now over years tolerate this impudent behavior of this granny. And one advice it's our time, our money, our mood. So at least after three polite "no thank you" I would change to like "fuck you off" bc this is maybe only way she'll understand.

[Ortos]

But we are all narcissist to some degree Its just a negatively loaded term for people who feel they know something. And if we don't know anything, then why post here? So we have to be a little narcissistic to post here in the first place. Its a requirement.

I think we should end this meaningless banter and get back to discussions that interest the wider audience here: the girls! What do you think?

But just to let you know --and I am not trying to be a smart-ass or know-it-all-- but I do have a Masters Degree in Classical Studies, so I might as well use it, right?: The meaning of Narcissist is "somebody who falls in love with their own face" not a person who thinks he knows something or more than another person. The word stems from one of the most popular myths from Ancient Greece:

Narcissus was a handsome man who all the girls fell in love with, but he never returned any passion towards anybody, was instead cold and aloof. Then one day he sat down at the side of a stream and looked into a pool of water. He observed his own beauty in the reflection and he immediately fell in love with himself. However, the pain of love was soon to consume him. He could only love and lust after himself and this was a love that could never be brought to fruition. He started to wither away, and could not eat or drink. Finally the Gods took pity on him and turned him into a white flower. This flower, called Narcissus, always grows next to a steam and it has the curious habit of bending down off the stem towards the water, as if it is looking at its own reflection.

That is a Narcissist and this is a little of what Carly Simon sang about in her famous song "You're so vain. " Funny there is a Roman mosaic illustrating Narcissus bent over gaping at himself in the water's reflection and it lies on the floor of a Roman mansion not even 1 km from where I live.

Ancient literature lesson over: Now go back to your beloved Star Wars, whilst I try to focus on my next trip to Sharks, after which I shall endeavor to post, here on this thread, up-to-date and informative descriptions of my encounters with dear girls.

[Sirioja]

Unfortunately, Tuesday may be the worst FKK day and out of granny Sylvana and Dina. Hu, most of girls start later, but You could have met friendly girls like Madalina or Ester who start about 2 pm.

Don't be afraid of granny turtle Donatella Versace, she needs to work and she gets the youngest guys when the top model gets old fat. Just say her you have an appointment with a girl. Speak with girls about your expectations before going to room.

[Sirioja]

As a regular monger you should be aware that in mostly all the clubs the use of the phone is strictly prohibited, business can wait at least 1 or 2 hours.

It is also easy to show them that you have not taken any picture. I am visiting FKK very often and never had any issues I just go there respect the girls, pay for what I want and never try to understand why they are here etc. Because I believe that it is not the real life, we are lying to our families when we go there and the girls are also lying to us.

I think girls on desk trust me enough, not to even ask me to show my phone or to call the staff, no girls complaining at this moment about me. Just a question of behavior and received smiles from desk. From this ridiculous event, if they have to manage now childish, 60 yo, guys, the only good thing was, now I have a contact on desk and I could ask if Alice was at Sharks on Sunday.

A little bit more than 1 year ago, I also did need to keep my phone with me at World, no complain from girls or other clients, staff saw me, I just explained I did need and no problem, they didn't ask me to show my phone, I don't look like a paparazzi.

When I had a woman, I didn't need to go to brothels or escorts, so didn't need to lie, I tell my real job when girls ask me, because I can be proud of it and don't need to say I'm a business man with a vegetable brain. My dreams worth more than money, I won't need when I will die.

Our lovely WGs were unlucky to be born in poor Romania or Bulgaria, even they have to be proud of their origins, but when we were lucky to be born in Western or Northern Europe or US, we just have to be clever and efficient enough to make our own life, our own dreams, but many are just licker followers. I'm just proud to be a PL at Sharks, sorry for our member, I didn't choose this new name.

FKK can be land of dreams or illusion, but for sure, land of lies.

[Burma Jones]

It has been one year exactly since my last visit to Germany. I read the board to keep up with which clubs seem hottest and decided to spend the day in Sharks. I arrived today at 13:45, paid fee, and showered. I sat down at the bar and as I ordered a coffee, the clock on the coffee machine read 13:57. The club is very impressive with the high ceilings and excellent views through out to see all the girls and make decisions. I counted about 10 guys and maybe double if not triple that amount of girls. I wandered to the dining area and grabbed some fruit and a roll then headed out to the garden area. It is colder today than it was over the weekend (plus a few sprinkles of rain) so only one guy was outside sleeping. Nice big area with lots of seating that would be great during good weather.

I sat down inside under the fish tank and saw the older lady walking over. I don't worry about names and searching for particular girls but now realize that my first proposition was Silvana who had several mentions a few pages back. Granted, I am open to variety in clubs and I'm sure there are guys who enjoy the service she provides but I am in the club to imagine that the young hot women who ignore my middle aged self actually are interested in me. Silvana is the type that in actually is all I can attract in the real world so in fantasy world known as FKK clubs, I have to decline. But one no wasn't enough. She put on the press. For at least 10 minutes. Even though I was entirely limp to her protestations and hand gesticulations, she continued the full court press. She did leave after 10 minutes, but that was to the bar to grab her towel and return. For another five minutes. I didn't count but the "nein, danke" I offered numbered around 20. She finally left but said she would find me later and that I had better not go with another girl.

Feeling sweaty and anxious, even though I was alone, I looked for anyone to save me. A girl was sitting at the bar who looked like Amanda Crew from the movie Sex Drive. So I moved to sit beside her at the bar after she motioned me over. I believe she said her name was Flora. She also pointed out that her sister also worked there and did I want a threesome. Around this time, Silvana moved to the chair behind Flora so that she could give me the evil eye over Flora's shoulder. I suggested we go to the room for a single 30 minute session and we grabbed the room under the fish tank. She left for a few minutes when we entered and I checked the clock about the door. It was now 14:50. She returned, got undressed, and laid down. We started to kiss but she immediately asked me to not kiss or touch cheeks so as not to mess up her makeup. So I moved down to the breasts and kissed there. I moved lower but she never laid down but stayed on her side so I guess DATY was not on the menu. She asked if I wanted blas and I said yes. She grabbed a few towels to clean me off (and after three up and downs, said that she needed to use a condom because of pre sperm. This was going downhill fast but I wanted her to be comfortable and said OK. She then gave about a 3 minute CBJ and asked if I had orgasmed. No was my answer and she asked if I wanted more blowing or sex. I opted for sex because I was now ready to get it over with. It was my first of the day so it only took about 5 minutes of her cowgirl (we didn't even do a second position) and I was finished. We cleaned up and the clock said 15:10. She asked if I was ready and I said we still had 10 minutes left of our 30. She asked if she could smoke and I said sure but she changed her mind because "the smoke alarm in the room might go off. " She did however show me that she was smoking her last cigarette so I should be nice and give her 100 for the time so that she had money for more cigarettes. I just shook my head as I walked to the lockers. I gave her the 50 and dejectedly headed to the showers, into my clothes, and out the door.

I was impressed with the club and there were some hot women but the experiences with Silvana and Flora just beat me down. I honestly have never left a club like that in 6 years of visiting Germany. And have never left with a pocket full of money either. The front desk lady asked if it was good but it wasn't worth the complaint. I would hope that she realized that I entered at 13:45 and left at 15:15. For everyone here who gets to be a regular, I can see what the hype is about and could see spending lots of time here. For a short time visit here for just a few days, I'll just hit up somewhere else.

[Craiova]

Dunno if Craiova has graduated from FKK Mainhattan university yet.

Already long time ago but I can't quit there because someone still must teach these innocent young girls there.

[Exodus8]

Exodus is still working on getting his Jedi Master's degree I believe.

Yes I haven't completed my padawan training yet but now I can use the force to filter out the sharks with a success rate about 60%.

I still ask master jedis for advise on how to sense "siths" and don't get tempted by the power of the dark side.

[ExpatLover]

If you used your phone in the lockers or the area around the front desk only this wouldn't have happened.

HB.

Fully agree with, in the FKK you have a lot of German VIP, (Mayors, deputy, top business managers etc.) they want to stay private and don t want to take any.

Risk to have their faces on FB or else to protect their family and.

[PussyLiccker]

Yes last summer 2015!LOL.

An expat studying abroad in FKK university? I have read your Phd thesis about the ins and outs of FKKs. The ins and outs part were particularly stimulating. Perhaps you can give us a detailed analysis of what days is best to visit the clubs. Hehe.

Dunno if Craiova has graduated from FKK Mainhattan university yet.

Exodus is still working on getting his Jedi Master's degree I believe.

[ExpatLover]

Other girls on this week end: always smiling Madalina, Ada, Diana now blond, small blond Mandy. De with her lips tattoo on right side of her ass, Ilka, Naya, Stphanie. FR, Brandy / Leya with black stockings, Selena now brunette.

I won t write once more about what I saw all along Friday, but a young German guy, I meet often and on this Sunday at Finca, said to me he enjoys Evita.

Spent 4 days with 5 clubs on this week end, highest level was Larissa at LR, but really exceptional.

After more than 300 days in FKK, no girl never took me to the desk, I never need to take a girl to the desk, but for the first time, on this Friday night at 3 am, the German Sharks girls specialist did need to go to cry at the desk, to say I took photos with my phone, without the faintest flash light from my phone, no girls even complained and girls at the desk who see me every week end and know me at least as well as him, even not being German, were just smiling about a German guy complaining about a foreigner. Ridiculous behavior, very small brain, claimed business guy, speaking to girls and guys about me, but when You are a real business man, not only claiming to be, you know time can make money and business can t wait, even in a brothel, even at night, like WGs do. He just has to know I don t need to run after a girl all Sunday afternoon, I just said to her when she came to me, as soon she saw me: How are you? But not today for me, like I said to her many times last times even I like her, but I don t like too talkative, I don t need to speak with girls about little guys who don t interest me, I prefer my internet poesy, just pictures, but not with my phone, only with my French eyes.

As a regular monger you should be aware that in mostly all the clubs the use of the phone is strictly prohibited, business can wait at least 1 or 2 hours.

It is also easy to show them that you have not taken any picture. I am visiting FKK very often and never had any issues I just go there respect the girls, pay for what I want and never try to understand why they are here etc. Because I believe that it is not the real life, we are lying to our families when we go there and the girls are also lying to us.

[Sirioja]

But we are all narcissist to some degree Its just a negatively loaded term for people who feel they know something. And if we don't know anything, then why post here? So we have to be a little narcissistic to post here in the first place. Its a requirement.

So you see, we all just have to embrace our inner demons to have this hobby of ours. Being a narcissist is one of them. The cock is deffinately a narcissist. He thinks he knows best all the time. But then Ortoses brain comes in and proclamates that he knows better. And so it goes. Two narcissists in a pitfight! LOL! Who will win and get what they want? Me, I'm just a diplomat usually finding a diplomatic solution with my cock. Just don't forget, the force is in the mojo. Without it, we are just flesh and bones... LOL

Now embrace the power of the dark side. It likes tits! Haha

I agree for narcissism for us, like for girls looking at themselves in the mirrors, but my brain give me more pleasure and dreams than my Godzilla filling the condom or even a vagina. But we are all different, we just should be able to be clever enough to tolerate others opinions, but I m not sure so many clever guys even many claiming to be business men, in FKK.

[Sirioja]

If you used your phone in the lockers or the area around the front desk only this wouldn't have happened.

HB.

If You see me receiving and sending messages in a corner or in the garden where no girls around, would You run to the desk to cry about this? I would not if I saw Yyou, I m not a WG and no girls even went to the desk. 2 girls on desk just made me a smile, I think they found ridiculous such behavior. No girls never went to the desk about me since more than 3 years and many clubs visited, and I wish I will also never have to take a girl to the desk.

If a German guy can think he can make fired a French guy who is known to be a weekly client, what a clever guy, should be very efficient for business, when performances are just my game.

But, this is only one guy who seems to have big problems about me, going to same girls, and not able to understand I don t care about him. Fortunately, other German guys I meet in many clubs are friendly and they know, as well as my girls, I m not a crazy devil, just a little bit different from other FKK guys, but certainly the more safety for girls. And at Sharks, I like papy and wish to meet "Jo" soon, even not going so often on Sunday now, because of Formula 1. Should visit on Sunday 22.

[Pistons]

Not a big deal, so no reason to hurl insults like calling people on Isg (who you never met and don't know) "narcissits." One of the good things about Isg forum members is that they come from diverse backgrounds and situations and most of us can tolerate differing opinions and competing views on things without sinking into pointless flame wars. Wouldn't you agree, old chap?

But we are all narcissist to some degree Its just a negatively loaded term for people who feel they know something. And if we don't know anything, then why post here? So we have to be a little narcissistic to post here in the first place. Its a requirement.

So you see, we all just have to embrace our inner demons to have this hobby of ours. Being a narcissist is one of them. The cock is deffinately a narcissist. He thinks he knows best all the time. But then Ortoses brain comes in and proclamates that he knows better. And so it goes. Two narcissists in a pitfight! LOL! Who will win and get what they want? Me, I'm just a diplomat usually finding a diplomatic solution with my cock. Just don't forget, the force is in the mojo. Without it, we are just flesh and bones... LOL

Now embrace the power of the dark side. It likes tits! Haha