Medellin Reports

[Dickhead]

I happen to like Trump

Well, you two have a lot in common. You're both total bullshit artists who wouldn't know the truth from a fuckin' arepa; you both have yourselves drastically overrated; you're both annoying as hell. I'm sure there are other similarities, but those are just the most obvious ones.

[Paulie97]

First off, for the fanboys of this place I don't really care what you think. I am though going to share my experience. Picked a girl named Daniela that was cute to my eyes in the dim lighting. Problem is she had obvious mental health issues. First she starts getting aggressive at the fact that I brought my own condom, a first. Hostile in fact shaking her finger in my face. And I thought wrongly that maybe we could get past it. I mean they collect the cash first so you try to stay positive. Then she insists on no kissing anywhere on her body, boobs included. Of course any sort of BJ condom or otherwise was out of the question, but being the optimist I still held out hope for a conclusion. So we did the handjob and when I went to put on the condom for the main event she went ballistic insisting that I shower again to remove any lube residue first, that she herself had applied. At that point I just pulled up and went to the died haired manasan, explaining all in Spanish. She refused any partial refund even though this all occurred within 15 minutes of an hour session. So, put your nose between her butt cheeks, defend her all you wish but I will never again darken the doorway of this place. Your choice.

[Husker Dude]

El Mechanico,

Essentially speaks for me regarding the Mansion. I love the ease of it, and while I never stayed at M2, it doesn't appeal to me. I like the ability to poke my head out at the pool at (say) 3 pm and see what chicks are around and available to pull up to my room. Or to wander upstairs for a bit if La Cueva is a bit slow in the evening. The only problem, though, is it seems you need to plan many months (4? 6?) in advance to get a room at M1 over a weekend. I wish you could see online what is available when, rather than having to email back and forth. Makes planning more cumbersome. Or am I missing an easier way to know what rooms are available?

I've been to Medellin once and stayed at the Mansion and I too found it to great as you both said. To see what rooms are available and what dates, it's easier if you call them on their US # 1-312-546-4301, then use email back & forth to book. I'm making a return trip next week and staying at M1. I was at M2 my first trip & that hill kicked my ass, so I took taxis after a couple days.

[Colombia Jake]

Thank you for the interesting and intelligent writing. Post on your own thread.

No and since when do you have to be on the Harvard debate team to talk smack about banging chicks and blowing loads!

My first trip was this past weekend & every option or tour possible was gift wrapped & spoon fed to me all in one place. At the Mansion. And I didn't have to pay the owners $75 more to get it.

You bringing Trump into the mix now? You getting your feelings hurt cause you won't be getting a free cellphone if he wins? Why bring USA Politics into this board? Most guys are here because they are tired of all that BS. Post that Liberal BS somewhere else!

El Mechanico

I happen to like Trump, and I'm not bringing politics in to anything, just pointing out that surrogates are used here on this board, just like both campaigns do. Of course I'm not going away! The product is too good! Take a look at the Colombia Jake site! Fun trip to parapente today with a nice guy here for the first time taking dates every night.

[RedTibetan23]

A few quick thoughts before I post a detailed TR.

Medellin is awesome. I will definitely be back. Stayed at the M2, never again. The hill sucks & I just had both knees scoped so it was quite a struggle going up. I'll be back but only if the M1 has space.

-1) The Mansion is awesome! I don't know how anyone could ever complain about this place. Robert & Boyd were as good a host as could be asked for. This was my first trip so it fit perfectly.

-2) The 7/4 Pool Party was an adventure in itself, I will be back next year. At the M1!

-3) I've heard people on here complaining about the price of the Mansion girls. Really? 150,000 COP= $52.81 or less if you use a Schwab card at the ATM as their rate is better. $52 to hook up with a model quality chica that wouldn't give you the time of day back here in the P#why Prison. Hard for me to believe anyone can complain about that!

-4) Some guys are willing to pay $75 to be set up with the GFE. Again. Really? You're going to pay somebody to have them tell a chica to treat this guy like he is your BF because he's paying me $75? You can get that 10 X over at The Mansion, hook up, spend time, bring them out for dinner, whatever and pay the chica the same amount without having to go thru a chica broker. And you can choose from several girls. I just don't get it!!

El Mechanico,

Essentially speaks for me regarding the Mansion. I love the ease of it, and while I never stayed at M2, it doesn't appeal to me. I like the ability to poke my head out at the pool at (say) 3 pm and see what chicks are around and available to pull up to my room. Or to wander upstairs for a bit if La Cueva is a bit slow in the evening. The only problem, though, is it seems you need to plan many months (4? 6?) in advance to get a room at M1 over a weekend. I wish you could see online what is available when, rather than having to email back and forth. Makes planning more cumbersome. Or am I missing an easier way to know what rooms are available?

[Turgid]

I am so glad I made all those visits to Medellin over the past ten years before Medellin's rise in popularity. The World Travel Awards Latin America 2016 named Medellin the best city break destination. In 2013 it was named the most innovative city in the world in 2013 by the Urban Land Institute for its strides in politics, education and social development.

[RLTeddy]

Hi,

I have a question regarding Uber. I currently don't use Uber but I will need to use it in Medellin. I know when you register you have to put in a phone number which is usually the number from your country. If I signed up before hand and use a prepaid number will there be any issues when I switch to a Colombian carrier sim card and update my Uber phone in the profile so it shows a Colombian number. I've read there sight and did some google searches but couldn't get a clear answer. Any advice is appreciated.

Thanks.

[Mr Enternational]

Yes Uber is available in Colombia. You have to be careful with airport use though because in Bogota I know there was a surcharge and I would have come out better in a regular taxi. Uber in Medellin works fine. I have used it several times.

[Charm City Dave]

Just got back from SJO where I really liked the availability, cost and relative safety of Uber. Fares where cheap and went right on my credit card. From the airport cost was about 1/3 of taxis. Even put a girl in an Uber to send her home which again was a significant savings on what she wanted for 'taxi'. I know they have something called Easy Taxi in MDE is Uber available there as well? I like not having to fumble for cash and that the app interface is in English. Would rock if you could use it for airport tranfer into town.

[El Mechanico]

No, we offer more options and tours for the newbies here at ColombiaJakes!

Most definitely they use surrogates to tout their business no different than Donald Trump!

My first trip was this past weekend & every option or tour possible was gift wrapped & spoon fed to me all in one place. At the Mansion. And I didn't have to pay the owners $75 more to get it.

You bringing Trump into the mix now? You getting your feelings hurt cause you won't be getting a free cellphone if he wins? Why bring USA Politics into this board? Most guys are here because they are tired of all that BS. Post that Liberal BS somewhere else!

El Mechanico

[El Mechanico]

A few quick thoughts before I post a detailed TR.

Medellin is awesome. I will definitely be back. Stayed at the M2, never again. The hill sucks & I just had both knees scoped so it was quite a struggle going up. I'll be back but only if the M1 has space.

-1) The Mansion is awesome! I don't know how anyone could ever complain about this place. Robert & Boyd were as good a host as could be asked for. This was my first trip so it fit perfectly.

-2) The 7/4 Pool Party was an adventure in itself, I will be back next year. At the M1!

-3) I've heard people on here complaining about the price of the Mansion girls. Really? 150,000 COP= $52.81 or less if you use a Schwab card at the ATM as their rate is better. $52 to hook up with a model quality chica that wouldn't give you the time of day back here in the P#why Prison. Hard for me to believe anyone can complain about that!

-4) Some guys are willing to pay $75 to be set up with the GFE. Again. Really? You're going to pay somebody to have them tell a chica to treat this guy like he is your BF because he's paying me $75? You can get that 10 X over at The Mansion, hook up, spend time, bring them out for dinner, whatever and pay the chica the same amount without having to go thru a chica broker. And you can choose from several girls. I just don't get it!!

-5) While I met some really cool guys at the M, there are always a goofball in the crowd. One was complaining about not finding any skinny girls at the M, on the street or in the strip clubs. Un-fricking-believable!! Another, a stunt double for Millhouse on the Simpsons, was so proud of himself, his Spanish speaking ability & the fact that he was retiring next year it was nauseating to listen to him talk for more than 5 min much less continue to talk to him after meeting him. Within 3 minutes of meeting him at breakfast one morning he told me 2 X that he was fluent in Spanish, 3 X that he was retiring next year & he even had the huevos to brag about himself to someone he just met & say "I'm a Professor and I'm good at it!" Half the guys on this board could go take a test & be a "Professor' tomorrow! I heard him speaking to a cab one afternoon & I swear, Peggy Hill speaks as well as a local native speaker compared to his cartoon Spanish. I truly feel sorry for the guy!

-6) why'all can have my share of the casa girls. The girls aren't bad, I just find the casas disgusting. I'll pay for the Mansion (dare I say GF? Experience. I am not a germophobe but do you really think those sheets are washed between pops? I doubt I'll ever be back!

-7) why'all can have my share of Mayorista. That place is a f at *ng access pool. I went Fri pm with Jim Dandy & Galan55 & another ISG guy. I wasn't drunk so I was very aware of my surroundings. There were so many groups of locals that were simply casing the crowd. Several times I noticed local guys eyeballing us (not simply people watching) & as soon as I made eye contact with them they quickly turned their heads. Not a nice place. Only saw 2 spinners worth hitting that none of us pulled. Probably never again!

Anyway, I'm one of the CR (6 years & 15 trips) converts several people on here were complaining about so hammer away if you must. I'll be back & there will still be plenty of chicas to go around.

A more detailed report is on the way.

El Mechanico

[Member #4394]

Thank you for the interesting and intelligent writing. Post on your own thread.

No, we offer more options and tours for the newbies here at ColombiaJakes!

Most definitely they use surrogates to tout their business no different than Donald Trump!

They don't do it directly through Greg anymore because of this kind of push back, so they do it through surrogates or under fake screen names but its being done! You actually think the over and over mentions of the mansion are random customers? Please! We've been around for a long time as well and nobody offers are our unique services which in our opinion are more fun then just getting a nut with some throw away!

Thanks, Colombia Jake.

[Colombia Jake]

Thanks for your comments. I'm guessing that Mansion seems to be the best place to stay for newbie.

No, we offer more options and tours for the newbies here at ColombiaJakes!

Mansion is doing the same in effect.

Most definitely they use surrogates to tout their business no different than Donald Trump!

Greg used to post directly on this site years ago and the Mansion gets a lot of free press given that they've been around for years and a lot of the forum member posts their experiences their which is fine. I've been on a lot of the other boards on this Site in Asia, etc. And have yet to see someone posting / advertising their business establishment like is being done on this Forum.

They don't do it directly through Greg anymore because of this kind of push back, so they do it through surrogates or under fake screen names but its being done! You actually think the over and over mentions of the mansion are random customers? Please! We've been around for a long time as well and nobody offers are our unique services which in our opinion are more fun then just getting a nut with some throw away!

Thanks, Colombia Jake.

[Parkinsons]

By the way, if you arrive late at night the Nutibara is not bad at all. The quality of rooms varies so if I haven't liked the one offered I've asked for a different one until I get a good room. Then if I'm moving, I have all morning to look at other places without carrying luggage around. I've got better rooms that way in most places as I haven't committed myself in advance (obviously this doesn't work with places that sell out though.).

I operate the same way. I booked Nutibara for one night at first, because it was so close to the bus stop I could just do a 40 yard dash and not get mugged LOL. They put me on the top floor with a walk out rooftop terrace, it was so nice I had no need to find another hotel for the rest of my trip. Plus Nutibara turned out to be a great base of operation. It was smack dab in the middle of the strip clubs I was doing my late night runs with ease. Pic is the view I had at night. The hookers who came over liked it too. It was just so romantic taking them out on the terrace, looking over El Centro while fondling them. The room came out to about US $40 per night, the first time I brought a working girl back the front desk was telling me I had to pay extra. I told him no, I have a reservation for 2. He gave me some bullshit about I'm a foreigner and she's Colombian, so that's be 10200 extra (what an odd number.) I reluctantly agreed without further argument, because it was only like US $3. The second girl I brought in, he gave me the same BS. But at the end when I checked out, he forgot to add the fee in.

Parkinsons,
Keep having fun romancing the hookers or paisas LOL. I can't wait to go to Medellin. Are you still disappointed at the paisa beauty?
Cerebro.

As I stayed longer, I did see more hot women out and about. Just to be clear, when I initially made the comparison to Bogota, I was making reference to the working girls in Santa Fe. The hot ones I saw at Fiebre Sex, almost all of them told me they're paisas. That's why I was like, damn did they all moved from Medellin to work in Bogota?

Anyhow, the club I found to have the greatest number of hot chicks was Maracaibo. I didn't make my way to Parque Lleras but I see what you and Mr. E were saying. Wealthier women may be prettier. Last night at Hotel Nutibara, there were a whole bunch of people just checked in. They are all middle class well to do couples. The women of the younger couples were smoking hot. I asked were they celebrating a wedding or something, one of them told me no, it was a church marriage conference or couples' retreat something like that. Damn girl while your husband is sneaking out to Ejecutiva, let me keep you entertained!

[Jan 156]

Arrived at the airport last night after 10 pm, went outside and the buses to El Centro were right there. The fare is now 9000, posted on a windshield decal. Got dropped off at the final stop behind Nutibara.

I am thinking about taking this bus when I arrive as well. Can you or anyone tell me if the bus was direct from the airport to Centro or were there any stops in between. How long vs a taxi. I've been around the Hotel Nutibarra area in the day but never at night any worries with luggage in hand.

Thanks.

I've taken the bus between the airport and Nutibara several times. There was a brief drop-off but not lots of stops. In effect, it's a direct run. It's longer than a taxi but a comfortable ride and a good vehicle. I don't usually travel with vast amounts of luggage but arriving at night I walk pretty quickly from the bus stop round to the front of Nutibara. A lot of people get off the bus at the same time so it's not as if the street is empty. Just stay alert. I avoid the back of the Nutibara if I can, especially after midnight, but I'd use the bus again unless I had a reason not to. The only slight problem I had was once during the day when it got stuck in traffic not far from the Nutibara. I got off and walked but getting through crowds with any luggage is a hassle. Since then (especially looking at the prices local airlines charge for checked-in luggage, and the ease of travelling anywhere with just a backpack, the backpack is my first choice. In crowds, I wear it on the front and on cheap buses it goes on my lap.) Hope that helps.

By the way, if you arrive late at night the Nutibara is not bad at all. The quality of rooms varies so if I haven't liked the one offered I've asked for a different one until I get a good room. Then if I'm moving, I have all morning to look at other places without carrying luggage around. I've got better rooms that way in most places as I haven't committed myself in advance (obviously this doesn't work with places that sell out though.).