Medellin Reports

[SavePros321]

Low IQ is demonstrated by those who do not realize that lot of valuable information is available for free here, usually posted by those who write "RTFF" after years of non-trivial contributions, understandably irritated by the new guy who fresh-fresh comes and just says "Hey I am too busy to waste time reading here please send me a summary".

Another thing we often forget is that those same "Hey, I'm new here! Gimme, gimme gimme!" lazy fucks often like to append their pleas with "I promise to post a trip report and pics once I get back!" And guys like KingAmongKings will fall for that carrot being dangled in front of them.

Of course once the lazy fucks get spoon fed all the info they can handle, you never hear from them again.

Post count has also been a very good predictor as well. If I see a person firing off a barrage of questions (that have been answered countless times before) as their first-ever post on ISG, then I don't take them with any seriousness.

[Black Page]

As for the low IQ individuals who say RTFF, they mess up our great resource and fill it with RTFF posts instead of valuable information. Apparently this never occurred to them as they fill the forum with ignorance. Personally, I think every single one of them should be banned from using this site, but unfortunately stupidity is a part of life that is unavoidable.

Low IQ is demonstrated by those who do not realize that lot of valuable information is available for free here, usually posted by those who write "RTFF" after years of non-trivial contributions, understandably irritated by the new guy who fresh-fresh comes and just says "Hey I am too busy to waste time reading here please send me a summary".

By the way, I note that bombastic nicknames are often inversely proportionate to the amount of information posted before.


PS:
There is no bottom limit. For everyone's enjoyment, I wish to share this post of a "high-IQ" guy who made his debut on the KL Thread as follows (exact quote):
I request mongers to PM me digits of Ladies in Kuala Lumpur area, I like it more when I know a lady pretty well in advance.
Thanks.

[Black Page]

Actually, Colombian Jake built an entire business model off of the exact same concept....

But at least he was paid for that!

[Combo]

Seems like you are new here, but RTFF is pretty standard for ALL of ISG. There is a treasure-trove of info written by countless mongers that have come before you. The purpose of this forum is to dive deep into the info, and THEN asks questions about anything that is not quite clear to you. It at least shows appreciation for other vets time when we see that you at least attempted to educate yourself before coming here and asking the same questions that have been answered 20 times in one month.

Stick around for a while. You'll soon grow tired of the same post every other week saying essentially "Hey, I'm a lazy fuck who can't be bothered to read about the place I've already booked a flight to. Can somebody spoon feed me all of the information I need to know? I'm arriving tomorrow."

We (vets) do appreciate you taking it upon yourself to let all of the future lazy fucks know that they can explode your inbox with the same questions seeking the same info they were too lazy to research for themselves. Actually, Colombian Jake built an entire business model off of the exact same concept....

Well said!

[SavePros321]

As for the low IQ individuals who say RTFF, they mess up our great resource and fill it with RTFF posts instead of valuable information. Apparently this never occurred to them as they fill the forum with ignorance. Personally, I think every single one of them should be banned from using this site, but unfortunately stupidity is a part of life that is unavoidable. If you have any questions feel free to PM me and I will answer them to the best of my ability.

Seems like you are new here, but RTFF is pretty standard for ALL of ISG. There is a treasure-trove of info written by countless mongers that have come before you. The purpose of this forum is to dive deep into the info, and THEN asks questions about anything that is not quite clear to you. It at least shows appreciation for other vets time when we see that you at least attempted to educate yourself before coming here and asking the same questions that have been answered 20 times in one month.

Stick around for a while. You'll soon grow tired of the same post every other week saying essentially "Hey, I'm a lazy fuck who can't be bothered to read about the place I've already booked a flight to. Can somebody spoon feed me all of the information I need to know? I'm arriving tomorrow."

We (vets) do appreciate you taking it upon yourself to let all of the future lazy fucks know that they can explode your inbox with the same questions seeking the same info they were too lazy to research for themselves. Actually, Colombian Jake built an entire business model off of the exact same concept....

[Judd]

Once you get into the city, assuming you have a smartphone, your weather app should be fairly accurate. With that being said, it tends to overstate the rain. At 5:00 in the PM, there was supposed to be a 90% chance of rain. It hasn't rained a lick this evening.

Late,

Judd.

[KingAmongKings]

I found tinder to be a great resource there as you may not even have to pay depending on your looks and personality. Also, there are a lot of web sources you can use just by googling. They have back page there too although I never used it. After about ten pm in Parque Lleras there is always at least a few working girls. Just treat them right and they will make your night unforgettable.

For the casas there is some amazing guy who made a map of all the casas. Not sure who did that, but mad props to him. Look under Medellin lists as opposed to Medellin reports. A google map of all casas, street hookers, strip bars etc are there. There are some minor inaccuracies ie prices / hours, but it is a pretty amazing resource and mostly accurate.

As for the low IQ individuals who say RTFF, they mess up our great resource and fill it with RTFF posts instead of valuable information. Apparently this never occurred to them as they fill the forum with ignorance. Personally, I think every single one of them should be banned from using this site, but unfortunately stupidity is a part of life that is unavoidable. If you have any questions feel free to PM me and I will answer them to the best of my ability.

Have fun!

King.

Hey all,

Never been to Colombia but I'm interested. But. How do you all know where to go and where to find girls? Particularly these "love casas. " Is it easy to find working girls? Is it everywhere you go in one particular area of Medellin or do you really have to do a lot of research? Any pointers?

[MaliBog420]

Their website is down and I was wondering if any of you know if its closed -- its a bit out of the way and I don't want to have to go all the way there to find its closed.

[MaliBog420]

Energy.

Visited energy spa around 2 pm on a Tuesday.

Wow their lineup is bigger than I remember from last year. Probably around 20 girls with at least 4 or 5 who were really dam hot.

They have a great variety too. Everything from a fashion model looking Afro Colombian girl to girls with enhanced asses and boobs to young natural bodied girls.

130 K an hour.

Chicas Punto Com.

Vsited around 2 pm on a Wednesday. Lineup was about 10 girls with maybe 3 to my taste. Rooms are pretty basic, only cold water shower. 40 k!/2 hour.

New Life.

Visited around 1:30 pm on a Wednesday. Place was busy, lineup was maybe 15 girls a few to my taste but they didn't seem very enthusiastic so I moved on.

[Hasideas Tao]

I think he just made a mistake.

He mentions in CTG it was too business like with these particular chicas, especially at LDV.

Could you elaborate? What do you mean by 'anything'?

Anything meaning something slanderous.

I am just trying to say that in these situations you are already giving a lot of trust to a stranger. At least make an attempt to gain a little insight on their personality and motives. IN any case, theoretically it should make for a better time.

[Dickhead]

https://weather.com/en/weather/today/l/COXX0020:1:CO

Weather is unlikely to be an issue. Weather is a strong point of the area. Sure, it will probably rain but nothing severe.

[Charm City Dave]

This is what I'm getting from Accuweather for my upcoming trip in October. Someone had mentioned to me this is the airport which has very different weather then the city. Any recommendations on getting accurate weather for the city?

http://www.accuweather.com/en/co/med...onyr=10/1/2016

[Nabru]

I know Barry has a studio apartment in there in the second floor. Apt 201. He rents out to gringos so maybe it's just girls the gringo is banging.

There are 4 apartments per floor in that building. Barry has the 2 apartments facing the street. The 3rd apartment belongs to Divino Cielo and is used as their kitchen. I've seen some hot girls entering the 4th apartment and think it might be a casa.

[El Mechanico]

Why 'prxima'? Why not just 'lrgate'?

Because it adequately and proficiently gets the message across! Also because other than the google translation of "cut & run" I don't know what largate means.

El Mechanico

[Advantageous]

Hey all,
Never been to Colombia but I'm interested. But. How do you all know where to go and where to find girls? Particularly these "love casas. " Is it easy to find working girls? Is it everywhere you go in one particular area of Medellin or do you really have to do a lot of research? Any pointers?

LOL, we all know where to go based off reading the forum, which I highly suggest. Literally every generic high-level question you asked could be answered in 10 minutes of skimming this page, so I'd suggest doing that vs. Waiting an undetermined period of time for a stranger to answer for you.