Medellin Reports

[Judd]

Here's my review of the famous Mansion. I stayed at M2. True to prior reports, the walk up from M1, while not very far, is straight uphill. A great way to burn some additional calories, but will be a nuisance for those heavy set dudes. As I stated before, the accommodations at M2, I think my room was 106, was very basic. The internet connection worked okay the first night, was out most of the 2nd night, and somewhat slow (I stream Netflix) on my last night. Hot water was out for two nights, but you could still shower as the water was by no means really cold. The bed was just okay, and the AC worked great. Couldn't find the remote for the TV, but I don't need to watch 24 hours of Goal TV or movies dubbed in Spanish. M2 has a nice common area with large sliding glass doors overlooking the pool. Couple of tables out there where you can enjoy a cold beer. The other cool thing are the rooms don't seem to be all packed together in one area. The area is really quiet at night.

Last Saturday, I was looking forward to hanging out at M1, and shooting the shit with the other dudes as I heard it was a "Frat House" type environment. That was not the impression I got when I looked around the common and pool area. It reminded of the presentation area at New Life where dudes are all sitting in separate areas. Maybe it was me, but I just didn't get a good vibe, and decided to hang in Poblado. Went back around 12:00 in the AM when the bar was open. Same thing. A couple of dudes sitting by themselves, and one small group that was partying having a good time. There was maybe two or three chicas out of about 20 that I would do, but even those ones were just okay. Finished my beer and got the hell out of that place. I did go to the bar area round 8:00 in the PM on Friday. At that time, the chicas seemed to be a little more mature than the one's I saw the next night. I'm not sure if the ones that were there earlier take off later, or are upstairs bangin clients, but the selection is definitely better in the early evening.

The coolest part of my mansion experience was hanging out with one of the Partners of the place. He was really cool, and took me on a Casa run on Saturday. In his words, the mansion isn't for everyone. I agree. It's really a place for those who need to be spoon fed chicas. The other positive is, obviously, you're not going to catch any grief for bringing chicas back to your room.

Some other things to note. Your first night has to be put on a credit card, thus, no way to get the cash discount rate. Also, you do pay and added tax on the room every night unlike the hotels which delete their tax. Some bullshit about the hotel being over 10 yrs old. Not a big deal, but both of these things does add to the overall cost of the rooms. The weekend I was at the Mansion, there was a countrywide ban alcohol due to the Sunday FARC vote. That could've been the reason why the talent wasn't that great at the bar on Saturday Night.

I'm glad I had a chance to check this place out, but it's not for me.

Late,

Judd.

[Dickhead]

Something about abortion and then my google translate blew up.

Ja ja. Now try running 'listo caballero' through your translator.

[Judd]

Went to New Life yesterday. I took a newbie whom I met a couple of days ago in the Provenza area of Poblado. We got their around 2:30 in the PM. Very good lineup of around 15 to 20 chicas. When the presentation was done, we both wanted the same chica named Anna. She was a hot Paisa looking chica with Green eyes, if I'm not mistaken. Being the dude's first time, I withdrew my first choice, and went with Susana. Unfortunately, "Pablo" in the next room had chose her as well. My third choice was Karla. She was tall, young, and tanned with long black hair. Unlike Eveline from the previous day, she gave very lackluster service. I got a few "tu pene es rico", but that was about it. Ironically, when we got into doggie, she was very specific with her positioning. I wasn't too thrilled about that. However, I'm not going to be a douchebag, and force her into doing something that she's not into. I continued to bang her, but lost my enthusiasm for her. I made up some excuse that I was tired, and decided to try another chica.

For my second session, I hastily picked a chica named Estephany. It was too bad because after I picked her a monster appeared with a huge ass, and tits. Now this chica had a great attitude, but her body was F-the up from some bad surgery. I tried to power thru the shortcomings with her body, but just couldn't produce a nutt. I gave her the old "it's not you it's me" line. After that, we walked down to Plaza Botero, and checked out the Lesbians in the square.

I went to San Diego a week ago last Tuesday. Since that was my first night in MDE, I chose the first big ass that appealed to me. I got there around 10:30 in the PM. There was about 20 to 30 chicas. The selection didn't seem as strong as when I was in MDE last March. This could've been due to the day I went since most of the times I went on my last trip were Thu-Sat. I chose a tall, black hair chica who seemed to have what I was looking for. I'm sorry, but I forgot her name. She seemed cool, and asked for 150 for half hour. I accepted, and we went back to the bang rooms. Nice big bolt ONS, and that Colombian ass! She started off by giving me a nice Titty fuck, then, preceded to give a wonderful blow job. She was really into the hard bang. I did my best to oblige, but was not the bull I was in the past since I haven't built up my fuck stamina. I had an epic jerk on her ass, then, went to store on the corner for some tasty BBQ chicken.

With regards to my previous post. After it was posted, I realized what I said was ambiguous, could be construed negatively, but forgot to edit. As expected on this board, those in peanut seats, voiced their distaste. Not a big deal. Here's the key takeaway. Regardless of what's said, I'm here gettin my nutt off on a semi-daily basis with hot babes for the cost of a movie tix to "The Secret Life of Pets". It's all good in my book.

Cheers!

Judd.

[Combo]

So what you are saying is that a working girl doesn't deserve the same level of respect that a "normal" person would? They are just your personal cum buckets after all, right?

You can ask / request anything you want without being a bruto.

Strawman argument. Using the word "culo" when two adults are naked is hardly disrespecting a working girl. Some of these girls certainly deal with legitimate disrespect. This doesn't qualify. In fact, most would laugh at the idea.

[Surfer500]

I've been noticing that the above line is what you older gents have been using to try to keep all the action to yourselves and keep the competition away (younger guys), LOL. Too much pussy out there for you guys to be trying to horde it all for yourselves. There is no set age range for men to start paying for pussy. If you've got the money, then you should use it to bang hotties.

To-date (early 30's myself), no matter how much free pussy I have gotten in the past, the hottest women I have every banged has all been paid pussy. I don't have to waste my time trying to "game" or bullshit my way into Kylee Jenner's pants when I can just cough up the doe to fuck her pro equivalent.

You know what's even more shocking? Compared to some of the women on Instagram, Kylee would be a 6 or 7 at best when stacked up against them. Shit, the chick to the right of her in the blue bikini looks like she is stacked even better!

What you have probably not thought of is that for us old farts trying to horde all that pussy, that back when we were your age, the Internet didn't exist along will all the ways to connect with women that's out there today. When I was in my thirties you had to basically meet women in person at bars, events, or thru friends. The Internet didn't exist and there was no ISG, Whatsapp, etc. To aide you.

I don't disagree with anything you've said, and wish the Internet and all the ways to meet people had been around when I was in my thirties. My life would of turned out to be quite a bit different than it has.

I'm sure some of the older farts on this forum will agree with this, and can better articulate this than I can to you young "whipper snappers"!

[Queens35]

However, the original request, which originated all this discussion, was not from a gentleman asking the hand of a countess and offering a bunch of flowers.
Words should be appropriate to the level of the interlocutors.

So what you are saying is that a working girl doesn't deserve the same level of respect that a "normal" person would? They are just your personal cum buckets after all, right?

You can ask / request anything you want without being a bruto.

[Queens35]

I assure you that you can pull your phone out even if its an iPhone 7, if its daytime you will not be robbed! Everything will be good! I have walked around in el centro daytime pulling out my smartphone, walking around with a pair of expensive Jordans and drunk as hell and to this day I have not been robbed! Again only do this daytime, nighttime do not do that! Use taxi all the way!

Have you ever been to Colombia? Your advice will get somebody killed. This is why you can't believe most of what you read on public message boards.

[Queens35]

I need to be careful what I say here, but the problem is definitely not with my keyboard.

'Para evitar el aborto coger por el orto!' Prepositions seldom translate word for word.

Something about abortion and then my google translate blew up.

[Queens35]

I meant if I walk around Centro I should pass for a Colombian and not stand out for a gringo. That's all.

Hate to break it to you, but if you are not Colombian, you will never pass for a Colombian. They will mark you as a gringo from the get-go. There's nothing wrong with that, I just wanted to clarify your delusion. LOL.

[CPlusPlus]

This is not good advice to have no fear of being robbed during the daytime in El Centro. Did it ever occur to you that someone or a group of thieves might follow you, seize the right moment and take all your stuff in all of ten seconds!

This has to be the most reckless advice I have ever read in all my 9 years here on ISG. If you would not do this in the most ghetto-est of places in the US without fear of being fucked with, then why would you assume you could get away with it in a 3rd World country around people who absolutely have nothing to lose?

See'Mon. Guys don't be over paranoid, you all starting to sound like the stuff that comes out of the America media "Fear ISIS, Fear Ebola, Fear Hurricane Matthew" bla bla, I mean in all seriousness if that cat is going to walk around in that area in el Centro where the casas are at or look for streetwalker action in Plaza Botero he should be fine, you guys got to remember its a commercial area with a lot of foot traffic, its not like he is going to be heading towards Barrio Triste or some shit like that. If I am not mistaken the main centro area is considered strato 3 neighborhood, so it is in the middle in terms of safety, strato 1 which I guess are the worst is more towards the comunas like San Javier, shitty areas of robledo or like I said Barrio Triste.

[SavePros321]

I assure you that you can pull your phone out even if its an iPhone 7, if its daytime you will not be robbed! Everything will be good! I have walked around in el centro daytime pulling out my smartphone, walking around with a pair of expensive Jordans and drunk as hell and to this day I have not been robbed! Again only do this daytime, nighttime do not do that! Use taxi all the way!

This has to be the most reckless advice I have ever read in all my 9 years here on ISG. If you would not do this in the most ghetto-est of places in the US without fear of being fucked with, then why would you assume you could get away with it in a 3rd World country around people who absolutely have nothing to lose?

[RedTibetan23]

Let me say I am also very appreciative of the good report. And am sorry that I didn't note that. And I also have seen some people who post get nuclear bombs dropped on them for no good reason. As someone still relatively new at this, I have at times hesitated on posting for that very reason. That said, I didn't really see anything bombastic said and took it as good-natured ball-busting which I would've personally rolled with. But that's just me and my personality. Which I will freely admit is a bit flawed.

[SavePros321]

Hell your just a young whipper snapper and should be getting it for free. You shouldn't be in the "pay pool" like some of the old farts in this group like me!

I've been noticing that the above line is what you older gents have been using to try to keep all the action to yourselves and keep the competition away (younger guys), LOL. Too much pussy out there for you guys to be trying to horde it all for yourselves. There is no set age range for men to start paying for pussy. If you've got the money, then you should use it to bang hotties.

To-date (early 30's myself), no matter how much free pussy I have gotten in the past, the hottest women I have every banged has all been paid pussy. I don't have to waste my time trying to "game" or bullshit my way into Kylee Jenner's pants when I can just cough up the doe to fuck her pro equivalent.

You know what's even more shocking? Compared to some of the women on Instagram, Kylee would be a 6 or 7 at best when stacked up against them. Shit, the chick to the right of her in the blue bikini looks like she is stacked even better!

[Surfer500]

I'm in my 30's, and have a latino complexion, but I'll blurt out the occasional sentence in American English every time I'm near hotties then, haha..

Hell your just a young whipper snapper and should be getting it for free. You shouldn't be in the "pay pool" like some of the old farts in this group like me!

[YippieKayay]

If your at least middle aged or older and are an obvious gringo they will find you as long as you have your eyes open and are paying attention. Best nights are the weekends later in the evenings.

I'm in my 30's, and have a latino complexion, but I'll blurt out the occasional sentence in American English every time I'm near hotties then, haha.

Thanks for the tips.