Medellin Reports

[RedTibetan23]

"Clearly" you painted yourself in a corner when you pounced on the newbie with two posts and now need to move the goal posts. Dickish behavior is dickish behavior. It's worth calling out as it gives us a bad name in foreign venues. And your argument that any woman in the business is out to get us and thus deserves the abuse is the product of a guy that isn't thinking straight. I rest my case. Back to the regularly scheduled program, reports on the ground in Colombia and the like.

Sitting in a bar in a bar in Manhattan right now. I'm early 50's, good physical condition, and well dressed. I am sitting next to 3 women. 2 in their mid-late 50's (ok looking given their age) and one chubby but cute girl in her early 30's. I sat next to them on purpose because I thought I might be able to get something going with them. But Nothing despite trying to be nice (not at all aggressive on my part. Not part of my nature).

Anyway, there's no specific point to my post other than I'm spending enough money on 2 drinks that would get me 2 blow jobs in Medellin (which I left 2 weeks ago). This is literally a sex prison. Enjoy your time fully while you are down there guys. It's a special place and I can't wait for my next trip.

[Paulie97]

Clearly you are angry that somewhere in the world a woman may have not been treated with chivalry.

"Clearly" you painted yourself in a corner when you pounced on the newbie with two posts and now need to move the goal posts. Dickish behavior is dickish behavior. It's worth calling out as it gives us a bad name in foreign venues. And your argument that any woman in the business is out to get us and thus deserves the abuse is the product of a guy that isn't thinking straight. I rest my case. Back to the regularly scheduled program, reports on the ground in Colombia and the like.

[Paulie97]

An honestly, I'm a little tired of the responses to the prank I pulled. The chica didn't give a shit. This morning she sent me some silly meme and asked if it would be my first visit to Colombia. She then proceeded to offer some advise on things to see in Medellin and Cartagena. No harm done. Really...

Who knows really as it's the internet and all we have to go on is what you tell us. But you are typing a lot of long posts and seeking attention. Perhaps you were hoping for a bunch of congratulations out of the real or imagined story then when that backfired started working on the fly. In any case though some maturity would be in order. That much we can take to the bank for sure.

[Crazy Jim Wood]

"Indefensible" is a rather strong word. Clearly you are angry that somewhere in the world a woman may have not been treated with chivalry. And you will defend this random girl you don't know, because after your chivalrous act of course she will have sex with you. So has rescuing internet damsels in distress on the internet worked for you getting you laid, bro? Yeah that's what I thought.

Well you just prove beyond all doubt that post counts don't necessarily correlate with intelligent feedback. Thought I'the mention that since you bring the subject up. The OP himself admitted that his actions were wrong then manned up and apologized to the girl. Good move as his actions were indefensible. You though sound like you have some anger issues and feel that any random girl deserves this sort of treatment because your feelings have been hurt in the past. Boo Hoo. Please keep that horseshit in the states, is not wanted in Medellin.

[Mr Enternational]

I don't have any commentary about your response to the original post; just commenting on your quote from above because this is absolutely not true in the least bit.

I thought he was being sarcastic when he said they did not have a choice. There is always a choice.

Yes some guys like to put prostitutes on a pedal stool and worship them, I am not one, I certainly don't buy into the crazy notion that Angeles prostitutes have no other option open to them but to sell their pussy to make money, they mostly are in the business for the large easy money IMHO.

Its funny how 80 million pinoys can put food on the table but the few thousand prostitutes cannot, the mind boggles

[YippieKayay]

These chicks are not sitting around starving because there is no gringo sex tourist within a 10 mile radius of her to offer sex for money. They were eating before you got there, and will continue to do so once you have departed back to your home country.

The last chica I "wifed" up with for a year came from a wealthy family, had an engineering degree, and owned plenty of property. Nearing the end of her tenure as my "mistress" she was even looking at using Airbnb to make more money.

In her own words she wasn't "mediocre" and refused to work a normal job. She would rather vacation with me in Aruba at an expensive resort, and lube her ass up every morning than sit in a cubicle and earn a couple of million pesos a month. "You make me feel rich," she would say. She was also crazy in my opinion, but I'm not health care worker so I can't really say she had mental health issues. At the end of our relationship she flew back to Panama City where she likes to sit in a pick up bar and sell herself. When I asked her why she did that she said: "It's all I know. " The most ridiculous statement I ever heard.

Mind you we had a great time together.

I'm very good friends with her aunt, who of course, doesn't know what her niece really does, or is in denial. Her aunt once explained to me that there is a subculture of Colombian women who take advantage of foreign men to earn more income. She told me these women typically are eligible for government welfare checks, or they simply do this on the side to earn more income. She told me to never believe these women, or assume that they are victims. "Parasitos" is the word she used.

I'm not saying the Venezuelan you meet in Cartagena is rich and doesn't need the money. I'm just saying the vast majority of the hot Colombian chicas you meet with plastic surgery and expensive purses are not starving. They supplement their income fucking foreign men. In North America these women would be models, tv presenters, or club promoters. In Colombia they engage in "la puteria. ".

EDIT:

An honestly, I'm a little tired of the responses to the prank I pulled. The chica didn't give a shit. This morning she sent me some silly meme and asked if it would be my first visit to Colombia. She then proceeded to offer some advise on things to see in Medellin and Cartagena. No harm done. Really...

[SavePros321]

Remember they do what they do because they don't have any choice.

I don't have any commentary about your response to the original post; just commenting on your quote from above because this is absolutely not true in the least bit. These chicks are not sitting around starving because there is no gringo sex tourist within a 10 mile radius of her to offer sex for money. They were eating before you got there, and will continue to do so once you have departed back to your home country.

I have been going to Medelland since 2012 and not once have I met a chica who was not dressed well and did not have a cell phone. Most of the chicas I have met hook to buy themselves expensive clothes, accessories, iPhones, etc. Some have day jobs and can only visit me during the late evening. Most are in school and can only visit me on days they do not have class or late afternoon (although I am sure there are plenty that will skip class in order to make some pesos). I have yet to meet any chica who looked to me as if she had just rolled out from under her cardboard box off the street before coming to visit me.

Maybe it just me, but I have never met an extremely poor chica who is able to afford a data plan to be able to communicate daily with extrajernos. I would imagine that the streetwalkers would be the ones considered the poorest of the p4p bunch and may have to do it (hook) because they may not have a choice, but I doubt they would have money to spend on things like data plans, smart phones, and Colombian Cupid when they have mouths to feed.

In regards to Medellin, I can say with extreme confidence that at least 98% of the chicas I met are hooking because:

-It's legal for them to do so, so why not?

-The money is better than working some boring-ass job earning peanuts.

-It is supplemental money to the money they are making at their current job.

-It pays for tuition, books, etc.

-They just want to buy expensive things to show off to friends (both in real life and on Facebook). Plus if she can get some bobo to fly her to Cancun it will make all of her friends (in my best bimbo-internet voice) "super-jealous!"

[Turgid]

I agree that that was stupid and it was foolish of him playing on poor and desperate people. Remember they do what they do because they don't have any choice.

People who pull these pranks are actually poor and desperate themselves. Gentlemen travelers have no time for such foolishness.

[You Can]

Perfectly Put.

Well you just prove beyond all doubt that post counts don't necessarily correlate with intelligent feedback. Thought I'the mention that since you bring the subject up. The OP himself admitted that his actions were wrong then manned up and apologized to the girl. Good move as his actions were indefensible. You though sound like you have some anger issues and feel that any random girl deserves this sort of treatment because your feelings have been hurt in the past. Boo Hoo. Please keep that horseshit in the states, is not wanted in Medellin.

[Combo]

I agree that that was stupid and it was foolish of him playing on poor and desperate people. Remember they do what they do because they don't have any choice.

I'm all for treating the girls as human beings because they are. However, I'm wouldn't say they don't have any choice. They could work a "normal job" and make a shit wage. Some girls choose the "easy" route of being a prepago, but plenty of poor girls don't. And I'm not necessarily blaming them. It might be a rational decision.

I don't think the OP was necessarily "playing on" poor desperate girls. I think it's more likely than he was just making a fool of himself and possibly putting himself at risk. Many of these girls have some pretty tough hombres as friends. If the OP met this girl in person, she may very well have one-upped him in the nasty threats arena.

[Jonesie]

A competing forum held a Halloween Party last night in the Poblado area. Lot of talent and eye candy, and some great sexy costumes. Supposedly, chicas from the casitas and strip bars were present, but a few I talked to were semi-pro Freelancers. Hooked up with a super cute, twenty-something Hottie. Great ass on this girl, Back at the apartment, got GFE and BBBJ from her. The sight of her in doggie, Ass Up, OMG! Centerfold quality!! Yummy Girl, got to repeat with this one.

Walked her out to get a taxi after 4 a. All the area bars and clubs had closed. Everyone and their cousin were on the streets. Saw lots of Great costumes too. It was a zoo. There were not enough cabs. And some of the taxi's were refusing fares. Food stands and one restaurant I visited had run out of food. Even though there are no Haunted Houses, they celebrate Halloween Great here.

Thanks for coming. It was a blast. Head count came to 166.92 chicas, 74 gringos. This was my first party in Medellin, so I got stupid with the booze and bought a bunch of top shelf liquor that nobody gave a shit about. I almost shit when I saw one of the maids pouring a bunch of rum and cokes with the Zacapa XO. If the party made any money at all, it was plus or minus 100 k pesos. Which is exactly what we were going for.

I'll be honest though, at about 9:45, I was looking at 50 guys and about 6 girls and started to get a little worried. Boyd explained the dynamic and told me to chill. Towards the end, as the guys were leaving with girls, more girls were showing up, but the guys attending had leveled off. I ended up paying for a few taxis for drunk, dateless chicas to go home. Some guys are talking about doing a super bowl party, and I think I'm game. We'll see.

[DJ FourMoney]

Let's get back to trip reports and fun. I don't speak espanol and I am find traveling. Is everyone cut out for it no. I am street smart, yes I can order from a all Spanish menu I do it all the time. Sometimes it can be funny because I fuck up and look and go what the fuck is this? Also most restaurants and bars have wifi so it helps to get connected because you can use your tranlator if you have no Spanish. That can help someone. But sure it be great to be fluent in all languages but for me it's not going to happen.

I been in all kind of situations and ended up making my way through them even with illegal situations.

Medellin is a big city, some people you could drop off in Mannhatten and they would be lost even speaking English.

You just need to want to travel and fucking do it.

Fuck worrying about Spanish. Try to learn basic stuff and get on a fucking plane and travel. That's what I do.

I completely agree, the same could be said for dropping somebody off in LOS Angeles, but if they are of Latin decent and know Spanish they'll find their way around much easier than a native English speaker from some some rural small town.

Anyway, I thought the advantage of knowing Spanish (or Portuguese) helped most with business and negotiating with non-Pros? But the ad nauseam rant around here is how long it takes to get into a local's panties.

Not knowing the language forces you to pay more? That might be true but isn't already cheaper than many locations to start with? = YES.

When I was in SP earlier this year I only had about $500 US cash available and had to make it last 28 days. It helped that after my time at an AirBnB apartment I stayed at a hostel where I got to know the owners and everybody else spoke English very well.

I had to find affordable mongering options. Lucky there is plenty of choice down market that the locals mostly use and I was never turned away despite being African-American, hmmm. I was never overcharged either; based on information I found on local web forums (in Portuguese via Google Translate) I was paying exactly what others had reported.

Ironically my mission was to connect with non-Pros via various websites and that was failing miserably mostly because I didn't know Portuguese but eventually learned "Thank You", "Hi" and "Good Bye". Even a local who works for Delta Airlines said "Man you need to learn some Portuguese because hooking up with chicks is not hard. ".

I can corroborate his premise too.

So knowing the local language is somewhat overrated. It's more important if you live there.

[The Tall Man]

A competing forum held a Halloween Party last night in the Poblado area. Lot of talent and eye candy, and some great sexy costumes. Supposedly, chicas from the casitas and strip bars were present, but a few I talked to were semi-pro Freelancers. Hooked up with a super cute, twenty-something Hottie. Great ass on this girl, Back at the apartment, got GFE and BBBJ from her. The sight of her in doggie, Ass Up, OMG! Centerfold quality!! Yummy Girl, got to repeat with this one.

Walked her out to get a taxi after 4 a. All the area bars and clubs had closed. Everyone and their cousin were on the streets. Saw lots of Great costumes too. It was a zoo. There were not enough cabs. And some of the taxi's were refusing fares. Food stands and one restaurant I visited had run out of food. Even though there are no Haunted Houses, they celebrate Halloween Great here.

I was there too, from about 10 PM until 5 AM and wow the crowds, the costumes, the party atmosphere and the girls. Although I did not partake (I drank way too much) it was one hell of a night!

TTM.

[Paulie97]

Shut up fng. Only 2 posts and you criticize a real member.The girl seemed okay with his offer. You don't know these girls. They don't see gringos as scammers, the guy wasn't even scamming anyone. So he negotiated a deal that he was not serious about. Plenty of people cancel on deals they are serious about. The girls are used to it. They see gringos as moneybags to be scammed. They will eat you alive if you try and be a Capn Savaho. So when you see a guy talking about developing his game be happy someone is sharing good info...

Well you just prove beyond all doubt that post counts don't necessarily correlate with intelligent feedback. Thought I'the mention that since you bring the subject up. The OP himself admitted that his actions were wrong then manned up and apologized to the girl. Good move as his actions were indefensible. You though sound like you have some anger issues and feel that any random girl deserves this sort of treatment because your feelings have been hurt in the past. Boo Hoo. Please keep that horseshit in the states, is not wanted in Medellin.

[Paulie97]

Let's get back to trip reports and fun. I don't speak espanol and I am find traveling. Is everyone cut out for it no. I am street smart, yes I can order from a all Spanish menu I do it all the time. Sometimes it can be funny because I fuck up and look and go what the fuck is this? Also most restaurants and bars have wifi so it helps to get connected because you can use your tranlator if you have no Spanish. That can help someone. But sure it be great to be fluent in all languages but for me it's not going to happen.

I been in all kind of situations and ended up making my way through them even with illegal situations.

Medellin is a big city, some people you could drop off in Mannhatten and they would be lost even speaking English.

You just need to want to travel and fucking do it.

Fuck worrying about Spanish. Try to learn basic stuff and get on a fucking plane and travel. That's what I do.

I'm for moving on as well. I'll add this though, all this long winded scrambling and defensiveness against a few suggestions to learn some Spanish is rather telling and actually surprising. Just got off your lazy ass and improve your skills in the language of places you want to visit. The more you know the more your trip will be enhanced. There are a lot of free apps out there and you'the be surprised how much you can learn just putting in an hour a day.

Also guys with only a handful of Spanish words in their pocket would likely be better off in a place like Costa Rica with a number of English speaking hotels that cater to tourists, English speaking chicas working as independents, and English speaking staff at several of the popular casas or MPs frequented by gringos. In fact in these venues most of your working girls know a fair amount of basic English just as result of dealing with a lot of gringos.