Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[OldPhart]

Their website still shows Rin (at the bottom right), but that photo is at least 10 years old. I also agree that she gives the best ball massage ever.

http://hanamassage-th.com/index.html#id8.

I just phoned to make an appointment with her. I guess she's still there.

[Syzygies]

I have an upcoming trip to BKK next week. Given the tons of places being discussed I wanted to get an opinion on which 1 oily and 1 soapy I should visit. For the soapy I prefer something that has extras over the standard stuff.

Sorry, what do you mean by extras? Soapies don't normally have extras other than perhaps body slide in a very small number of places, and real Thai massage is available in some places. Sex is standard of course. For CIM and Anal you might have to go to Annies. Soapies don't normally reliably provide this stuff as far as I know. I never did anal in a Soapy MP.

At Dr. BJ Nuru (now called Chrome bar), there is no soapy bath, but have body slide massage and may be able to get your "Extras".

Mixed opinions on Eden exist. Try once by all means, then you will know. Your best choices really depend on whether your priority is very pretty girls, or exotic porno services, or something else.

[Member #4698]

I'd say for 2 b Snow White or Tulip. Mango has introduced a 500 Baht "butt penalty. " For that and a few lackluster sessions, they are off my list. And while SW gals tend to perform the usual PSE acts and are better looking, they are not as enthusiastic as Tulip gals.

Addict has been getting blasted here on the forum lately. So venture at your own risk.

Although I dislike what Mango has done on the principle of the thing, the 500 Baht surcharge is not applicable to me because I nearly always choose vaginal sex. There are only two girls presently working in Mango that I find attractive and do. The girls and I know each other pretty well. I make arrangements with them the day before I want to see them so they come straight to my hotel the first thing in the afternoon. Service is always very good.

Yeah, I am aware of the bad reports about Addict lately and they concern me. All I know for sure is that I had very good sessions in there as late as April 2016. Those negative reports may be accurate and more update than my experiences, but Addict is one of those places where I have fond memories, so I will have to just go there and see for myself what the story is when I return to BKK. I hope it is still good and I can find what I am looking for. If not, I will move on knowing I did not leave any stone unturned.

[Goatscrot]

1. For a Soapy: The Lord.

2 a. For a pretty girl oily: Addict.

2 b. For a porn oily: Snow White or Mango.

I'd say for 2 b Snow White or Tulip. Mango has introduced a 500 Baht "butt penalty. " For that and a few lackluster sessions, they are off my list. And while SW gals tend to perform the usual PSE acts and are better looking, they are not as enthusiastic as Tulip gals.

Addict has been getting blasted here on the forum lately. So venture at your own risk.

[Member #4698]

I have an upcoming trip to BKK next week. Given the tons of places being discussed I wanted to get an opinion on which 1 oily and 1 soapy I should visit. For the soapy I prefer something that has extras over the standard stuff. Don't have time for more than that. Money is not a constraint but value and service are key. Look forward to tips from regulars.

1. For a Soapy: The Lord.

2 a. For a pretty girl oily: Addict.

2 b. For a porn oily: Snow White or Mango.

[First Lover]

Bongkot is now closed. Does anybody know where Cash go? Is she retired or go to other shop?

I also would really like to know what happened to Cash from Bongkot.

Does anyone know anything?

[Bisht]

I have an upcoming trip to BKK next week. Given the tons of places being discussed I wanted to get an opinion on which 1 oily and 1 soapy I should visit. For the soapy I prefer something that has extras over the standard stuff.

Last year I had been to Analisa and Emanuelle and enjoyed my experiences there. Also, is Eden still a good place?

Don't have time for more than that. Money is not a constraint but value and service are key. Look forward to tips from regulars.

Thanks.

[Optional]

I checked out Emmanuelles (aka Amsterdam) and Merci (the new one next to Nataree, RIP!) today. Selection was fantastic and numerous in both places. I think due to Chinese New Year coming soon (and thus a huge influx of Chinese tourists), more girls are working now in order to meet the demand. Might be a good time to check out the soapies again if you haven't been in a while. I was pleasantly surprised!

[ParkVille]

You didn't like the shop but still went there. Seems contradictory, but actually makes good sense. The girl overrides everything.

It is familiar problem with best looking girl always booked. I therefore always make a phone booking normally 30 minutes to 2 hours beforehand to avoid going to the place and missing out. This is once have become aware of who is the pretty girl from first time good luck meeting. Fine if you intended to look in all the nearby shops anyway, and are just browsing till find something.

My report wasn't complete and detailed enough.

edit: 1 quick misconception. I don't like or dislike analisa or any massage place as my ego isn't involved and I fully understand the transaction nature of it all. I only care about what girls work at a given place, an analisa only has 1, and she is hard to book so their current value to me is not very high. And that girl isn't even that great either, she's just kind of a... "if I'm in the mood for a very young (19), tall, attractive/skinny girl and sensual massage then FS". So the stars would have to really line up for me to consider that place, based on the girl(s) working there and how difficult it is to book them as they are a busy place I notice. Also higher prices discourage me a bit too.

I have phoned there many times trying to book Lydea. But they are rather scatter-brained about their booking sometimes. Constantly being vague, possibly as a way to get me in the door or to see someone else. I have tried to book her so many times and here is what happens:

1. It's short notice, and she already booked. So ok that's unlucky for me, no problems. And this happens a lot for short notice. But this just compounds how difficult / impossible it is to book her, read on.

2. I I booked her at the time I wanted, but they tell me she had a booking already at that time and it wasn't with me but someone else. This was them being vague and scattered brain. One of the managers, I think the older one, doesn't speak / enunciate English well.

3. I got there once, but they tell me she has a period and can't do FS. Why they couldn't divulge this ahead of time, not sure. They were banking on me picking the non-FS option.

4. I got there but "she not working today, sick, do you want to see this other girl".

5. Also forgot, she doesn't work Sundays so that rules out a day that I often go mongering since I don't work that day. But a lot of the better looking oilly girls don't work on Sundays.

So my problems with that place were many, but it's not a total write off, especially in their environment where quality / looks is hard to find. I think Lydea can be decent as she is 19 and looks quite attractive / young and is tall. But a little aloof. The other 2 women I saw there were either a little too fat / unattractive or just completely aloof and unskilled. Totally just not worth it, especially with those prices.

I just want to share my difficulties with that place. And I only went there a few times, that was like 1/2 year ago, I haven't been back since as it has been impossible to book their only decent provider (on short notice, which is how I operate, when I am horny I don't plan this out LOL).


But, your points/guidance on the phone booking has been noted. I'll probably keep doing it my (dumb) way because I tend to not have a lot of available time to monger, so I just look for the hottest girl in the least amount of (immediate) time I have.

[David 2]

Sounds like you had a good session there! Is Rin still around? Long in the tooth but gave the best ball massage I ever had!

Their website still shows Rin (at the bottom right), but that photo is at least 10 years old. I also agree that she gives the best ball massage ever.

http://hanamassage-th.com/index.html#id8.

[Bigstud]

I was at Hana and met June. I took the fashion course (BJ) and was told I could upgrade to full service if I wanted to.

June is 23 and from Korat and has been with Hana for two years. I thought she was perfect and was alarmed when she said her boobs were small. Implants suck.

I had my toys and she had her toys and I played while she sucked. I even tried vaseline on my forearm from my wrist to my elbow and "sawing" her.

She also let me shave her pussy. I appreciated that. Her hole was the nicest I'd seen in years.

I passed on the full service but I had the idea that she's an A+ girl because we had fingers up each other's asses.

This girl put in an effort like no other. I actually wanted to marry her.

Sounds like you had a good session there! Is Rin still around? Long in the tooth but gave the best ball massage I ever had!

[OldPhart]

I was at Hana and met June. I took the fashion course (BJ) and was told I could upgrade to full service if I wanted to.

June is 23 and from Korat and has been with Hana for two years. I thought she was perfect and was alarmed when she said her boobs were small. Implants suck.

I had my toys and she had her toys and I played while she sucked. I even tried vaseline on my forearm from my wrist to my elbow and "sawing" her.

She also let me shave her pussy. I appreciated that. Her hole was the nicest I'd seen in years.

I passed on the full service but I had the idea that she's an A+ girl because we had fingers up each other's asses.

This girl put in an effort like no other. I actually wanted to marry her.

[Syzygies]

I used to go to the Analisa when it was located near / next to honeybee. I didn't like it. The girls were either fat or really turned off, nothing sensual about it. Lydea is fairly cute though so that kind of makes it worth it. I think a good time can be had with her, but I try to book her on short notice and it almost never comes through as she already has a booking.

You didn't like the shop but still went there. Seems contradictory, but actually makes good sense. The girl overrides everything.

It is familiar problem with best looking girl always booked. I therefore always make a phone booking normally 30 minutes to 2 hours beforehand to avoid going to the place and missing out. This is once have become aware of who is the pretty girl from first time good luck meeting. Fine if you intended to look in all the nearby shops anyway, and are just browsing till find something.

I ring and ask what time the girl will be available and make a booking for that time. You have to be a bit flexible to get to the popular girls. It is easier for me because I speak Thai. I do understand that communication in English can be very difficult with phone bookings, as they say things that are not precise. It really annoys me when the staff insist on using imprecise unclear English. Especially they use past, present and future tenses badly. Sometimes they do not know when the girl will be working, so just have to try again later or another day. Sometimes I have had to ring 3 or 4 different shops for various girls, and still come up empty handed. For favorite girls, collect their LINE Ids, so can check directly with girl if she is working. Then make the booking.

I have typically two or three questions for a phone Booking:
1. Is the girl actually at the shop right now?
2a. If not when is she expected next? (To plan when I should call again)
2b. If she is there, then what is the next time is she available for a booking? If immediately available, I tell them how long will take me to get there.

These procedures work reasonably well for me, perhaps more difficult in English. If a girl is not at the shop, I usually do not make a booking. Too risky, or I always call again later to make sure she actually turned up.

It is also very normal for me, to have one girl at a shop, and none of the other girls really appeal. Only ever took one girl at Bongkot, Pink, New massage, Geisha, Lollitas, and others whose names escape me right now. So yes I agree that sometimes a shop can be not particularly liked in general, but still keen to take just one or two girls that just happen to be there. What can you do. If a favorite girl works at unfavourite shop, are you going to give her up? Not in my case. A shop has to be incredibly bad for me to pass on a special girl working there. LOL.

I try to collect a few free lancers now, so that I don't have to put up with a shop at all. However, the freelancers can be hard to find them available at short notice, and unreliable for long notice. Especially the best looking ones.

[ParkVille]

I used to go to the Analisa when it was located near / next to honeybee. I didn't like it. The girls were either fat or really turned off, nothing sensual about it. Lydea is fairly cute though so that kind of makes it worth it. I think a good time can be had with her, but I try to book her on short notice and it almost never comes through as she already has a booking.

[Eddie Munster]

Sorry to hear your bad experience. Thank you for sharing and the warnings. I got impression that Analisa Massage, Paradise Massage and Sensual Massage are related in some ways. Be careful!

I used to go to Analisa at the old location, and it was great. Amazing HJ and happy service. The new place is awful. No one is happy, service kind of sucks.

Paradise massage, at the same location as the old Analisa and with some of the same girls, is the better experience. Though I usually just get the "Happy Massage" and avoid anything extra.