Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Syzygies]

This is quite true. BTW, do you go upstairs where the models are? That too is quite variable as well, in terms of what talent is there or not. Wit ratchada soapies, I have always had great results when I walk into probably most all of them. So often that nothing is available. I think this may have to do more with customers than with the girls. A group of 3-5 thai men could buy the girls up for 2-4 hours in the penthouse rooms maybe? Also, I found that guys would often show up to meet their pre-booked girl. So there is a hidden layer of talent with girls who don't even sit outside. I saw you also posted about melee so I'll segue into that in the next paragraph.

Meree (or melee) is probably crap now. I used to really like the place, a lot, back in 2013 and also wasn't too bad in early 2015. But I think it has declined a lot. Nearby there is a place called avita and it is mostly dead in there. It's guys who mostly all pre-book, but there is talent in there, at least in 2013. I was once there and for some reason waited like 30 minutes (noting to do) and papasan brought out this really gorgeous petite girl (the kind that would get sponsored so fast if she worked in a gogo). She gave BBBJ in the hottob and was super flirty and GFE the entire session, not the standard script. And it only cost like 1900 baht! Anyway, that was AVITA, not melee. Melee is about 200-500 baht more expensive, but has many more girls working if you just walk right in. However, I have been to Melee 3 times in the past year, all bad selection. Just such ugly girls, not even average looking. They used to have really gorgeous and doable women. Well they still do have some models, just not as many actually. I think you could give it a try, just keep in mind that the better talent is kind of kept out of the viewing area and it helps to get the papasan's LINE and he'll shoot you over photos of the real talent.

When you say models upstairs, you need to be specific which place you are talking about. Poseidon has "models" upstairs, but they were not special enough to interest me. I was not introduced to The Lord girls upstairs, not sure if they had that, unless it was the very top categories XL and XX. I don't recall seeing any of those, but their prices were really high. Ocean had upstairs area but there were no girls there.

My visits to Meree (sounds like May-ree) and Evita (sounds like Ay-wee-taa) were more like 2008 or 2009, so I have no clue what they are like now. It's good that these two are right opposite each other. 80% of Soapies have declined over the years. The poor state of the economy means Thais with money to spend on girls has declined a lot. Meree and Evita would cater to mainly Thais, I suspect. Thanks for tips about the hidden talent. Unfortunately Papasan Spec is rarely similar to mine. I never even managed to find a girl good enough looking at Nancy (Colonze 4 or is it 3?) so I would start pessimistic about Meree too. I think it is critical to show up at an optimal time. e.g. I previously went to Victoria Secret in daytime, to ensure I could find it, and line up was just to tiny daytime.

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[Fast Eddie 48]

I was at the lord yesterday since Nataree is now closed they have some nice tall model there price is 4500 same as Poseidon 3 floor but girl don't do BBBJ j,also check out Hi class low end place didn't see anyone doable same girl don't offer BBBJ price start at 1700 bht same as the Ocean.

Fast Eddie 48.

[ParkVille]

I thought Ocean line up was quite variable form one day to another. Perhaps same for all these places. Even The Lord line up varied a lot especially in the stunners category. I am still wanting to see K35 again. Was exceptional looking. Makes me think attendance on optimal day and time can be important, and willingness to sit for a bit till the right girl appears. Maybe that is just me and normal people will always find something in a good sized line up.

This is quite true. BTW, do you go upstairs where the models are? That too is quite variable as well, in terms of what talent is there or not. Wit ratchada soapies, I have always had great results when I walk into probably most all of them. So often that nothing is available. I think this may have to do more with customers than with the girls. A group of 3-5 thai men could buy the girls up for 2-4 hours in the penthouse rooms maybe? Also, I found that guys would often show up to meet their pre-booked girl. So there is a hidden layer of talent with girls who don't even sit outside. I saw you also posted about melee so I'll segue into that in the next paragraph.

Meree (or melee) is probably crap now. I used to really like the place, a lot, back in 2013 and also wasn't too bad in early 2015. But I think it has declined a lot. Nearby there is a place called avita and it is mostly dead in there. It's guys who mostly all pre-book, but there is talent in there, at least in 2013. I was once there and for some reason waited like 30 minutes (noting to do) and papasan brought out this really gorgeous petite girl (the kind that would get sponsored so fast if she worked in a gogo). She gave BBBJ in the hottob and was super flirty and GFE the entire session, not the standard script. And it only cost like 1900 baht! Anyway, that was AVITA, not melee. Melee is about 200-500 baht more expensive, but has many more girls working if you just walk right in. However, I have been to Melee 3 times in the past year, all bad selection. Just such ugly girls, not even average looking. They used to have really gorgeous and doable women. Well they still do have some models, just not as many actually. I think you could give it a try, just keep in mind that the better talent is kind of kept out of the viewing area and it helps to get the papasan's LINE and he'll shoot you over photos of the real talent.

[Syzygies]

Just a quick review since Syggs has posted already about it. I really like this place. The M girls are the best choice in my opinion. Darker skinned ladies are in the 1,700 category. Not to my taste but others will love them. Great value at 1,700. I chose an M lady at 2,600 Baht. Some were 2,800. Anyways some real model types under 3,000 Baht. Will repeat for sure.

Some day soon I will check out Meree and Nancy, since I know the prices there start equally low like Ocean. Perhaps Catherine, Colonze as well. Low prices itself is not enough. Some of the places may not have enough girls concurrently in the line up, or just uglies. Places like Biwa, Hawaii, Riviera, Sai Fon, etc. Tended to be in this category, of very low prices but few girls, and girls just too old and ugly to be worth going there. Noar was one with a reasonable line up years ago. I would look there again. Close to junction of Ekkamai and Rama 9. Not exactly convenient to all.

La Defense was slightly more up market then the others mentioned with girls unfortunately used to mostly East Asian customers.

[Syzygies]

Just a quick review since Syggs has posted already about it. I really like this place. The M girls are the best choice in my opinion. Darker skinned ladies are in the 1,700 category. Not to my taste but others will love them. Great value at 1,700. I chose an M lady at 2,600 Baht. Some were 2,800. Anyways some real model types under 3,000 Baht. Will repeat for sure.

I don't mind girls having darker skin at all. Good looks is not about that for me.

Do you think any looked as good as your S22 at Merci? I thought Ocean line up was quite variable form one day to another. Perhaps same for all these places. Even The Lord line up varied a lot especially in the stunners category. I am still wanting to see K35 again. Was exceptional looking. Makes me think attendance on optimal day and time can be important, and willingness to sit for a bit till the right girl appears. Maybe that is just me and normal people will always find something in a good sized line up.

A lot of us suffer from mongers' syndrome, the "fear of missing out" on a super special girl, that others got to fuck. Sometimes only the best will do. In the modern day I find myself leaving venues unfucked many times, and even going home unfucked, simply because the perfect girl is not there at the right time.

The other common probably is seeing a prettier girl on the way out of a Soapy but have already sessioned. Happened far too often. I then have to note down the girl number for next time. At Tarawadee that super girl with big naturals and stunning face, never became available to me, despite numerous attempts to book her, after sighting her just once. Maybe she doesn't do Farangs and they just didn't want to tell me that.

[Member #4591]

Just a quick review since Syggs has posted already about it. I really like this place. The M girls are the best choice in my opinion. Darker skinned ladies are in the 1,700 category. Not to my taste but others will love them. Great value at 1,700. I chose an M lady at 2,600 Baht. Some were 2,800. Anyways some real model types under 3,000 Baht. Will repeat for sure.

[Kernow 666]

I think 9PM should be just O.K. I have not visited those two quite so late. I don't have a preference for either of those. Only the girls matter to me. However, generally a line up can be weakened with best girls taken already, if getting there too late. Be prepared to look in quite a few different MPs in the vicinity if no girl takes your fancy.

Near to Those two clubs have: Mango, Orient, EZ, Pink, and it's not far to go to get to Snow White on Soi 26, and numerous other MPs in Soi 26 or Soi 24/1.

You could also get unlucky and choose a girl that had too many sessions already. Try not to make it too much later than 9 PM. The one time I chose a really bad girl from certain places like Boss, or Cherry, or Annies, it tended to be when I arrived too late and line ups were depleted, or crap girls remained. Maybe Vodka at Cherry had fucked too many times and was too tired. Just a theory.

I agree with going to a place late and picking a girl who has been popular, say she started at midday and was busy all the way up to 9 pm when you arrive she could of had 4 or 5 guys already.

[Syzygies]

How is the scene in massage places such as addict and club 102 after 9 pm? I have only been there early evenings but due to late working hours I can only be there after 9 pm?

I think 9PM should be just O.K. I have not visited those two quite so late. I don't have a preference for either of those. Only the girls matter to me. However, generally a line up can be weakened with best girls taken already, if getting there too late. Be prepared to look in quite a few different MPs in the vicinity if no girl takes your fancy.

Near to Those two clubs have: Mango, Orient, EZ, Pink, and it's not far to go to get to Snow White on Soi 26, and numerous other MPs in Soi 26 or Soi 24/1.

You could also get unlucky and choose a girl that had too many sessions already. Try not to make it too much later than 9 PM. The one time I chose a really bad girl from certain places like Boss, or Cherry, or Annies, it tended to be when I arrived too late and line ups were depleted, or crap girls remained. Maybe Vodka at Cherry had fucked too many times and was too tired. Just a theory.

[Sum12]

How is the scene in massage places such as addict and club 102 after 9 pm? I have only been there early evenings but due to late working hours I can only be there after 9 pm?

[Firecat]

...On a tangent:

I hate it when change BTS lines at Siam BTS station and the different BTS lines have all been extended and lines have changed names. Which F'ing line do I need to take? LOL I used to need the Bearing line but its now called the Samrong line. Soon the Line will change name again and will be again confused. Would have been nice to call it the Sukhumvit Line or Sukhumvit-Samrong line would be okay.

Thank you Syzygies, for your aside about Samrong BTS station. I didn't realise that the Sukhumvit Line had been extended from Bearing. Your tip will come in useful for my next trip to Bangkok in June.

Some years ago, I was travelling on the BTS from Silom to Sukhumvit, so needed to change trains at Siam. On arrival at Siam Station, there was already a train standing at the opposite platform. Getting a little bit caught up in the rush, I ran across and jumped on the other train. Instead of pulling away from the platform towards Sukhumvit, it headed westwards and then north towards Victory Monument. Somewhat embarrassed, I got out at the next station and crossed over the lines to resume my journey in the correct direction.

Annoyed at my mistake, I worked out that trains leaving from the same level, travel in the same direction. So trains going to National Stadium and Mo Chit are going west so they leave Siam from the same level (top). Conversely trains going to Sukhumvit and Silom leave the station in an easterly direction from the bottom level. Trains on the Sukhumvit Line leave from the north side of the station, whilst Silom Line trains leave from the south side platforms.

So now, just before I arrive at Siam Station I just need to think about which direction I am approaching from and which way I want to go. So if arriving from Sukhumvit, if I want to go to National Stadium I need to stay on the same level, if I want to go to Silom I need to go down to the lower level platform.

I am sure there are other ways of doing this, but this way works for me at least for now.

Apologies for the diversion away from Massage Shops.

[Goons]

So it seems all these places discussed are straight up fuck places as confirmed by your replies to my last question a few days ago.

Where would I go about finding out about places that give good massages with some extra's like HJ or BJ. Emphasis is on the massage not necessarily the extras. Would I be able to find this type thing easily at some random massage place around town or are there specific places as well?

[Syzygies]

I can recommend Savanna Massage (http://savannamassagebangkok.com/) at Udom Suk 7. A little bit pricier and a rather small lineup but I enjoyed my trips there.

Another good venue for your preferences is Arin Spa at Suphaphong 3 Alley, Lane 8 in Bangna near Seacon Square

Udom Suk through to Bearing BTS is the Bang Na region (after that Samut Prakan), so Seacon is a bit out (2 km out) of Bang Na. So Arin Spa would be in the Khet (sounds like Kate) (Bangkok District) of Prawet (not exactly well known LOL). Just outside of Phra Khanong district which I am in. Traffic is bad so I usually take motorcycle through back Sois (Sukhumvit Soi 101/1) to get to Seacon shopping centre, starting from near BTS line. Taxi can be bad news at certain times of day (most of the time). There are very limited bridges crossing the canal between Phra Khanong and Prawet districts.

On a tangent:

I hate it when change BTS lines at Siam BTS station and the different BTS lines have all been extended and lines have changed names. Which F'ing line do I need to take? LOL I used to need the Bearing line but its now called the Samrong line. Soon the Line will change name again and will be again confused. Would have been nice to call it the Sukhumvit Line or Sukhumvit-Samrong line would be okay.

[Grandaddy Perp]

I quite like this new intel on this board that rarely sees anything new. Would you mind saying how much "expensive" is?

I gave her 5,000 in the morning for her time and she was happy with that. There was another 5,000 for drinks spent throughout the night but the experience seems more natural than say buying LDs at a bar in Nana or Soi Cowboy. We danced a bit, chatted a lot. Even though we knew how the night would end, she and others in these venues still do this thing where they slowly and methodically become more physical as the night progresses. First it starts with playful eye contact, then the seemingly unintentional touching of your knees and hands, subtle biting and licking of the lips, and twisting of the ends of their hair as they converse and laugh. By the time we hit the elevator on the way out we were DFKing on the lift down.

I rushed her to my place which isn't far and we got in our first session. She was tipsy but provided a very nice GFE with no real hang ups. A lady like this won't be as skilled as some of the more turnstyle pros but the combination of physical beauty and more seemingly genuine approach makes it well worth it to me.

We chilled for a few minutes afterwards and could have just fallen asleep but we both were still not done having fun so we headed out to Sing Sing Theater, another upscale lounge along the lines of Maggie Choos. If you're a gamer and wanting to push your luck with trying to hookup using just your skills then give this place a go. A lot of editorial models both Thai and international hang out there on various nights.

One of her friends was there, another 30-something beauty but with a bit more plastic. I bought her a couple of drinks as well (part of the costs above) in the hopes that a threesome might be achievable but the friend was actually waiting for her date who ended up joining us. It was all good fun and we closed out the partying at around 3 am. Once we got back at my place, we showed together and she gave me a nice BBBJ nightcap and we passed out.

One thing I will leave you with is that I am a fairly well-mannered and a very respectful guy when meeting women in general. From time to time I do like to get a bit dirty so I'll visit the MPs but when I am meeting women at places as described above and below I keep it classy, don't make an issue about the money, and put a bit of focus on them. I think that goes a long way in getting the most out of these types of experiences.

[Ixgzca]

Hmm thanks for the info goatscroat and *****man. It's amazing she really doesn't look that old. So if she started off in 08-09 which is almost 9 years and probably she was 18 at least at that time considering she was not [CodeWord902] when she joined the trade. She is at least 27, doesn't look that old. I guess most Thai girls don't then what about someone say Nana who looks at least 35-38, what is her real age at least 40+. I am guessing.

Cash is 31 and looks every bit of it to me. Nana is 40 plus and looks it as well. Maybe they hide it well with their makeup?

[Supmam]

I think she is awesome and have submitted some reviews about her.

Looking for some new talent on Saturday so might pop into snow white and try her out.