Bangkok Reports

[Syzygies]

I google "Ten sauna Bangkok" and get several hits with info on the correct place. But I'll put a few more google links here. I list the exact pinpoint within google maps directly below.

https://maps.google.co.th/maps?oe=UT...m=CgIgAQ%3D%3D

http://www.soidb.com/bangkok/sauna/ten-sauna.html

https://foursquare.com/v/ten-sauna/4...18a1435f074fec

http://thaidb.info/tensaunathaitraditionalmassage-2

All of those links have the correct location and other info. But it isn't far from the Huay Kwang MRT stop.

Ha ha not far, only around 3 km. Could walk in current pleasant weather but not at hot time of year. Suggest Motor Cycle. Suan Watthana Tham (Cultural Centre) MRT station is slightly closer.

Ten Sauna is not very far from Taragon (Tharn Thong and Selene previous names) in Pracha Uthit Soi 19 (maybe 700 m away). I had a couple of Soapy bath sessions in there and have traditional massage section. So check that out too if in the area. Also Victoria Secret is only a couple of km away through the back Sois. Easy by Motorcycle.

[Member #4698]

Some may be aware 5 Star bar in Cowboy closed and was renovated. The new Five Star is Crazy 2 or "Not Crazy Enough". Some staff are recognisable as Crazy House girls, some dances are taking a 2 hour shift from Crazy House in the new bar. Some girls in Rainbow bikinis are new girls and possibly would be designated as "Coyotes" not because they have a Coyote shorts, or dance Coyote style, but purely because they are wearing double layer non reveal bars to enhance apparent bust size.

An informative review Syzygies. It may well be that 5 Star is not Crazy Enough now and never will be, but I will think of it's opening as a positive until I get there and find out different. I can't wait.

Without a doubt my favorite new bar of 2017 was Twister, but I also enjoyed my two visits to Kings Castle 1 & 2. Did you ever go back and hook up with Barbara Bach. I think she really likes you. Ha Ha.

[Syzygies]

Some may be aware 5 Star bar in Cowboy closed and was renovated. The new Five Star is Crazy 2 or "Not Crazy Enough". Some staff are recognisable as Crazy House girls, some dancers are taking a 2 hour shift from Crazy House in the new bar. Some girls in Rainbow bikinis are new girls and possibly would be designated as "Coyotes" not because they have a Coyote shorts, or dance Coyote style, but purely because they are wearing double layer non reveal bars to enhance apparent bust size.

Music is not an improvement on CH except perhaps slightly less loud. So music during my short stay was rubbish. Lady drinks are 200 Baht instead of CH 170 Baht. Many bars had 200 Baht lady drinks these days. My Coke Light was 170 Baht (normal). Relatively few girls were dancing nude (these were the CH imports). Generally the bikini girls were OK looking but not my spec, thighs a little large for me, my spec being shapely natural tits and slim thigh models ideally.

The only advantage of the new place over CH, is that it is not crowded. I don't see it drawing all the CH customers over there in a hurry. You pay more and get less. Did not strike me as raunchy but early days. If I think back to when Crazy House first opened and only had a dozen or so hot girls, it seemed way in front of this new Five Star. They should have remembered exactly how they got CH going successfully, and copied that procedure, not have overdressed girls.

CH itself last night at midnight was seriously depleted of hot girls with only 2 or 3 remaining such as Jane, Boom, etc. Ice "Geronimo" with mega tats might be considered hot (raunchy) but far too ugly (masculine jaw) for me. Even her sillies are saggy these days. At least her pussy is a nice mound shape. I would say arriving CH at midnight is time to find very few hot body girls remaining. 9 PM is a better time. Even then the CH line up is up and down depending on the day and the girl turn out. I heard the girl with the mega water melon size enhancements is very popular and gets 2 or 3ST customers per night. I don't understand why as she is not pretty, reportedly performs badly, acts a little arrogant, and the tits are just horrible hard looking torpedo tubes stuck on. Somehow these tits are intriguing for some guys who just cannot resist the bait. If they were soft and nice to touch and not so convex on top, I could perhaps understand. However just repulsive to me. So any average looking girl can make very good money in this business just by getting a mega boob job. Does it make any sense?

[Bad Duck]

I'm heading to Bangkok again and I can't wait to taste the night life. Last time when I was staying at S8, all I did was visit a couple of BJ bars and order from an online service provider. This time I wanted to test out the Gogo bars and I wanted to know from you guys if it is okay to order drink after drink, Sit there and enjoy the company of some ladies. I don't want to take any back with me.

I also would like to know which are the best strip bars to go to and have a good time without taking any ladies back to my hotel. I can't wait to get back to the big mango.

[Christian G]

Hello Seniors,

I am having a layover in Bangkok on my international travel and I will be landing around 6:30 AM and leaving by 4:30 PM which probably gives me around 6 hours to road around the city. Can you guys suggest what areas or places I can visit. I want to experience what Bangkok has to offer (massage, FS, etc) in the short while for I may not come here anytime soon.

Thank you.

Take Airport Rail Link to Phaya Thai station then BTS to Nana, you can start with L-o-Litas BJ Bars, I think they open pretty soon like 9am (at least so I was told by a girl worked there, anyone can confirm?) After the first shot take a walk around the area, have lunch, then move to soi 24-24/1-26 and check the massage shops around.

[Zeus9]

This Facebook link doesn't seem to work. I also tried searching Ten Sauna via Facebook but I get a Bangkok gay bar. Where is this place? Or are there other places like this?

I google "Ten sauna Bangkok" and get several hits with info on the correct place. But I'll put a few more google links here. I list the exact pinpoint within google maps directly below.

https://maps.google.co.th/maps?oe=UT...m=CgIgAQ%3D%3D

http://www.soidb.com/bangkok/sauna/ten-sauna.html

https://foursquare.com/v/ten-sauna/4...18a1435f074fec

http://thaidb.info/tensaunathaitraditionalmassage-2

All of those links have the correct location and other info. But it isn't far from the Huay Kwang MRT stop. There are other saunas in the area, but none that I can vouch for personally. My old favorite place in Ratchada closed down months ago, so that's why I moved on to to Ten Sauna. If Someone is in Rangsit there is another sauna called Jasmine Sauna and massage. It's a pretty new facility and the girls are pretty good quality, but more like soapy prices with 2500 being the minimum. I've leave the link for their actual website below.

http://www.thaimassagemodel.com/Jasm...map.php?id=123

[Zeus9]

"Rightfully complains"? Not at all. He could have asked the prices first if he was so concerned, and promptly left. They do have a menu. CH is not at all looking for very sticky "waste of space" customers.

Costs me 160 Baht I believe for a can of Coke Light which can last me a reasonable while or I can get a Soda which also lasts me a while. Lady drinks I think are 170 which is cheaper than many other bars.

It is very easy to understand, there are a lot of staff to be paid a monthly salary, so the price is not the price of the drink per se, but actually is in line with them needing to make money to paid the nude dancers, the bar staff, the waitresses, etc. It is pretty cheap entertainment actually, that is if you get any entertainment from watching nude girls, mostly fairly good bodies dancing. I have seen guys order a bottle of water and sit on that for a very long time. It does make them become "a waste of space". If you don't get any entertainment value and don't want to BF a girl, then absolutely no need to be there, for sure. If you do want to watch buck naked girls, this is the best option.

So your just met "buddy" pisses everyone off. I don't see that is relevant to you at all. He could leave and you could stay and act more reasonably. The girls would soon warm to you if you behaved very differently.

Thanks for the After Skool info. It sounds greatly improved since my last visit which was years ago.

I wouldn't have complained myself, but a coke costing that much is a bit shocking. But I understand that there are plenty of paying customers that will fill those seats. And some cheap Charley is the last thing they want wasting space there. But that's why I strategically removed myself from the stench of that scenario that I didn't create. It took me 30 seconds to move on to Afterskool and my night instantly improved.

[Member #4591]

Hello Seniors,

I am having a layover in Bangkok on my international travel and I will be landing around 6:30 AM and leaving by 4:30 PM which probably gives me around 6 hours to road around the city. Can you guys suggest what areas or places I can visit. I want to experience what Bangkok has to offer (massage, FS, etc) in the short while for I may not come here anytime soon.

Thank you.

There have been countless posts on this topic. Please search Bangkok Layover. The short answer would be to get fucked. Take the airport link to Sukhumvit. The morning will be a little quiet so you might need to wait until around 11. You should be able to get two sessions in. One in morning and one after lunch. Go to the oilies in the morning and maybe a Sopie on Ratchada in the early afternoon. The 4PM departure is a killer.

[Dinotrex]

This Facebook link doesn't seem to work. I also tried searching Ten Sauna via Facebook but I get a Bangkok gay bar. Where is this place? Or are there other places like this?

Just google Ten Sauna Bangkok and that should work. But here is the link to their facebook profile https://www.facebook.com/pages/Ten-%...4501003592983..

[Syzygies]

We then hit Nana and found ourselves in Twister gogo. Firstly, I think the gogos in Pattaya are beter (IMHO) and cannot recall seeing the girls in mobile phones while on stage in Pattaya. Here it seems an acceptable practice.

No it isn't. I am quite sure most bars do not allow girls on stage to be using or holding a mobile phone. I don't recall ever having seen it happen. Normally if there was a reason a girl had to be on the phone, she would not be on the dancing stage. Makes little sense to me.

[Syzygies]

Gave After Skool a visit for the 1st time Friday night. I made it there after not really getting anything going at Nana (beer bars and Spanky's). The girls are actually pretty quality at Spanky's, but I didn't get a decent spark goIng with any of them. Met another guy at the bar just bull-shitting and decided to move on to Crazy House. This guy orders a coke at CH that costs 165 baht! He rightfully complains, but took it a bit overboard and totally pissed off every staff member within 10 meters. The waitress was flipping him off and I totally expected the bouncers to throw him out on his head. I paid for my beer and bailed since I figured my odds were totally shot from that point on in CH. The angry waitress took my cash and still politely wai'd to me.

"Rightfully complains"? Not at all. He could have asked the prices first if he was so concerned, and promptly left. They do have a menu. CH is not at all looking for very sticky "waste of space" customers.

Costs me 160 Baht I believe for a can of Coke Light which can last me a reasonable while or I can get a Soda which also lasts me a while. Lady drinks I think are 170 which is cheaper than many other bars.

It is very easy to understand, there are a lot of staff to be paid a monthly salary, so the price is not the price of the drink per se, but actually is in line with them needing to make money to paid the nude dancers, the bar staff, the waitresses, etc. It is pretty cheap entertainment actually, that is if you get any entertainment from watching nude girls, mostly fairly good bodies dancing. I have seen guys order a bottle of water and sit on that for a very long time. It does make them become "a waste of space". If you don't get any entertainment value and don't want to BF a girl, then absolutely no need to be there, for sure. If you do want to watch buck naked girls, this is the best option.

So your just met "buddy" pisses everyone off. I don't see that is relevant to you at all. He could leave and you could stay and act more reasonably. The girls would soon warm to you if you behaved very differently.

Thanks for the After Skool info. It sounds greatly improved since my last visit which was years ago.

[EihTooms]

In short, she provided a real GFE and was into the DATY I provided. Fantastic BBBJ was followed by many positions. Finsihed with mish. She was all woman and is the sort that you could fuck and fuck and still want more. Got her line and will look her up when next in BKK.

So the tour ends and I go back to normal. Will be counting the days to the next Asia tour.

Happy Hunting.

Thanks for the report! An attractive East European who delivers a real GFE does sound like a nice change of pace. It has been a few years since I've been with a non Asian girl. Might have to check out Mixx in the next month or two.

[Dinotrex]

I thought mamasan said only one pop? How did you get two?

I was walking on Sukhemvit 33, when I saw a tall girl standing beside dreams of heaven. I wondered how cool it would be to fuck her and my Johnny seconded the motion and gave a standing ovation.

Immediately I chucked the idea of visiting addict massage parlour and decided to try out Dreams in heaven as my first massage parlour in Bangkok. I went inside. The mamasan gave me the rate card and I decided for 90 minutes massage in the VIP room 2400 bath. I had asked him how many times I could pop and he said only once. I asked for the line-up and among them three girls were smiling I chose the best looking smiling girl and off I went with her.

Inside the room she showed me the condoms and told me that I can fuck and then started to feel up my dick and started asking do you want to fuck me repeatedly, I said yes and she told me to remove my clothes. She seemed to be very eager and horny as if she was not fucked from ages and I was her knight with shining dick.

I asked her for BBBJ she told me to wash my junk after washing my dick we were back into bed and she gave a pretty decent BJ. Afterwards she put the condom and started with cow girl. The condom was tight but I was not complaining that much after fucking her in various positions I came. She was disappointed that I came to early and then we went to the Jacuzzi. There she started watching Facebook videos and I was chilling and getting rest afterwards yet again went to the bed. This time I lasted a bit longer and came again in doggy position. While pulling her hair. It seemed as if she wanted more but I was done and left I gave her a tip of 500 bath.

Overall the session was very good and I was very satisfied with the service and I'm pretty sure she was disappointed with my sexual performance.

Massage parlours have a very robust seen and I think every beginner should start with them to minimise the risk of poor service and good heuristic would be to choose a girl who is smiling at you.

[Axiata]

The Thailand tour comes to an end but the final day was well worth it. I started by playing pool at Hillary around 1 pm. Before selecting my lady to play with I took my time looking over the girls. Usually the day time numbers and talent is thin but I noticed a lot more girls and some were ok. The older ones kept pestering me but I ignored their constant " where you from" opening lines. Finally found one that I wanted to talk to and play pool with. As usual she was a pool shark but I am a handy player as well. After a few hours I decided that I would bar fine her and spend some time playing a different game.

Back in the hotel she showered and revealed a large set of natural breast. I looked and thought to myself that this is the first time I have done two Thai women in a row that had naturally large breasts. She was a pure delight in the sack. Great BBBJ and allowed me perform DATY. Once she came and the pussy was juicy I popped the cover on and proceeded to have a fantastic session. Many positions and finally gave her the money short doggy style while she played with herself. Two things about this for me. Firstly, she was not really a GFE and that usually means I do not come as I am not really a wham bam man. However she was so wet and into it that the sight of her arse and me squeezing those natural breasts did the trick. Secondly, she was not my usual style in that she was a little older than I would take. However again she just had something that worked and I have leantmto go with the flow.

Met up with my wingman later and we had dinner at the place a little down the road on Soi 4. We then popped into Hillary 2 and although a little early, being a Saturday night there was action. A few lookers there but it was too early to take out and I had just finished a session anyway. After a few hours we met up with three other guys at Spasso. It was still early and we proceeded to tell our touring tales and get on the way to being drunk. The talent started to roll in progressively and I must admit that there was not that much that interested me, may have been the fact that I had a nice session earlier so was not as fired up to get a girl. The girls present well and are not shy to approach and we had a lot buzzing around us. We headed for MIxx which was in full swing. A lot of nice talent out and we all found a date for the night. Again a first for me in Thailand and something that I must admit even surprised me. When in Asia I like to do Asian but I got fasinated by an EE who had a certain style to her. Had a body that was my thing and spoke in that sexy EE accent. After a few hours I decided that she was going to be my final departing gift to myself. I have learnt over the years to ensure the short time girls understand the rules of the session. So we got down to business negotiated terms. I let her know my expectations and that if she performed to them then a I would give her a good tip. Yes I Know that most would say that you should go Europe if you want EE but I have been traveling to Asia for many years and the option of soemthing else was there, so why not? Besides I had just spent 5 days in Pattaya fucking a lot of Thai girls.

Back at the hotel I was surprised how relaxed and talkative she was. Usually the EEs are all business but we spent some time just talking. Finally she got a undressed to reveal a very curly figure with fake breast that looked and felt normal. This was a good boob job. In short, she provided a real GFE and was into the DATY I provided. Fantastic BBBJ was followed by many positions. Finsihed with mish. She was all woman and is the sort that you could fuck and fuck and still want more. Got her line and will look her up when next in BKK.

So the tour ends and I go back to normal. Will be counting the days to the next Asia tour.

Happy Hunting.

[Smoothy]

AS for buying drinks for anyone except the girl I am groping, it is a strict NO. I am there to monger, not win a popularity contest.

I pick one mamasan from each bar and buy her drinks each time I visit. They get to know me and take care of me. The mamasans in those bars normally hook me up with the hottest girl in the bar. Often times, I just ask them for the nicest girl in the bar and they will bring me a girl from the back I hadn't even seen yet who is stunning. I figure it's well worth the investment of buying the drinks. I also like to have the girl bring one of her friends over. I normally have 2 girls seated with me at all times and buy drinks for both. I like to feel up both of them while I watch the shows. I rarely bar fine 2, but I like to have a girl on each arm in the bar. They usually get a little wilder too when I have 2 drinking with me rather than 1. Then again, it's rare I don't spend at least 5000 baht during the night on drinks.