Medellin Reports

[Knowledge]

Good luck with that, let us know how you make out.

Go to Venezuela? Caracas. I ask this question here, because like Caracas, Medellin still has this aire of being "too dangerous" to visit. While this aire is more imagined than the actual dangers in Caracas, I venture to think it MAY not be AS dangerous as many of us believe. I guess it comes down to your level of being risk averse. Many who monger often in Medellin warn of the dangers of El Centro. I grew up in very nasty places in New Orleans and El Centro doesn't scare me because I have always been on guard when walking the street there or anywhere else at night. Perhaps part of why I haven't experienced this danger is because I don't look like a "typical" gringo and know how to "mean mug" and walk with a purpose. Before I leave a place in Centro, I generally go into the bathroom stall, look at my map or whatever to figure out where I'm going and leave with those directions in my head.

Anyway, back to the point. Pussy is $7 an hour in Caracas and 3/4 star hotels go for $11 per night, sooo, yeah, I'm fucking thinking about it. Anyone else want to jump in on making plans for a trip March / April of next year? PM me.

[Knowledge]

A couple of the Centro casas post signs on their exit doors warning about this from time to time. New Life had one up (maybe it still does) that describes the scenario very much similar to what's described here, right down to the bit about impersonating law enforcement. One of the two casas on Carrera 45 D also had a sign up. I've noticed sketchy looking guys hanging around at the corner of Carrera 45 D and calle 57 where they can watch foot traffic between Aiffe, New Life and the two places on 45 D. 45 D is tree lined and has very little foot traffic or vehicular traffic. There are usually uniformed police watching that street and I wouldn't be surprised if this hustle is the reason. So yeah, be aware of your surroundings. I grew up in a big city and I trust my instincts. I don't find it hard to notice people who are up to no good around the neighborhood. Most people are moving with a sense of purpose, but the stick up boys are not. This has been going on for several years by the way.

So Mr. L JjBee, why don't you tell us which casas and which locations so we know where to be extra careful. I think I already did that but I'm not the original poster.

There are a few guys hanging around near one of the casas in Centro robbing gringos. This just happened last week to a friend and I've heard other instances with the same MO.

They pretend to be police, and start asking questions. At some point they will ask to see your money to check for counterfeit bills. They may also ask to see phone or credit cards. By the time you realize you've been scammed your money and whatever else you had is long gone.

There are things you can do to avoid being a victim. The easiest is taxi in, taxi out. Of course if you're hitting 5 casas to find the right chica, this isn't convenient. Traveling in groups will also reduce your risk.

If you are going solo, look first. Before you step into the street and start walking, look both ways. Anyone loitering nearby? If so, step back inside and call a taxi..

[JjBee62]

There are a few guys hanging around near one of the casas in Centro robbing gringos. This just happened last week to a friend and I've heard other instances with the same MO.

They pretend to be police, and start asking questions. At some point they will ask to see your money to check for counterfeit bills. They may also ask to see phone or credit cards. By the time you realize you've been scammed your money and whatever else you had is long gone.

There are things you can do to avoid being a victim. The easiest is taxi in, taxi out. Of course if you're hitting 5 casas to find the right chica, this isn't convenient. Traveling in groups will also reduce your risk.

If you are going solo, look first. Before you step into the street and start walking, look both ways. Anyone loitering nearby? If so, step back inside and call a taxi. When you do step outside, walk with a purpose. If you make a note of open businesses on your way in, head for the closest. If someone tries to stop you, say "no gracias" and keep moving towards the next business.

The only way this scam works is if they can keep you off balance. When you don't respond the way they expect, it puts them off balance. Every step you take away from their chosen spot, moves you farther away from danger. If weapons come out, give them what you have and get out of there. Otherwise just keep moving towards that next open business.

Best advice, keep your eyes open and be aware of your surroundings.

[Just Incognito]

Tonight, we both jerked off together. LOL.

So, you picked up a chick with a dick and you whacked off in front of each other?

To each their own I guess. HA!

[Sho423]

Great report of all the ways things can go wrong.

I'm sure the AirBnB host was fine with $400 for the door, it probably cost him $75 or less to replace. For $400 he could remodel the bathroom.

The crowds in Medellin are fickle. The club that was packed on Thursday might be dead on Saturday. Depending on the day, there are usually 6 to 15 girls working in and around Parque Lleras, not counting the ones in the clubs. You will find very few before 11 pm.

Many of the girls in Lleras will quote prices in dollars, because they assume gringos won't know any better. Too often they are correct. The correct response is to offer a price in pesos "en general pago ciento cincuenta mil ms taxi. " When she answers with "200 dollars", tell her when she comes to the US you'll pay in dollars. Very few will stick to the $200 or $100 US price, if you talk with them.

I'm guessing your taxi driver either couldn't understand you, or figured you were too drunk to know better. Club Fahrenheit is in Itagui. It is right on autopista sur, just south of the Ayura metro station. Very few taxistas in Lleras would have problems finding it.

You and your buddies should consider paying a guide when you travel. Just a rough guess, your group overspent enough for 1 or 2 more round trip tickets to Medellin and half your time wasn't productive.

There's no good reason to pay an exit fee for a girl at Fase 2 or anywhere else. Fuck her on-site. If she's worth another go, get her number and offer to meet when she's not working for 190 k or double if you want her all night. If you sweeten the deal with drinks and dancing, most will consider it. With a 190 k exit fee you're paying more than most guys pay just to put her in a taxi.

Seriously, if you guys come back, pay someone to guide you.

The airbnb host showed us the receipt of the glass, he was a nice guy, that temper glass in the you. S costs about $1000 to replace.

And I fucked my girl on-site at Fase, my friends wanted to take there girls back home, guess to feel more comfortable.

[Sho423]

SMH! Why would you pay in US dollars when you are in Col? This the is the problem guys. Let's get educated before we go out and monger guys. Before you know it Medellin will be way to expensive if not already in poblado. No thanks to guys like this that ruin it for all of us. Good luck next time.

Not me, that's my buddies. They are rich so they don't care.

Sounds like you would have had a better trip if you left your buddies back at home! Drop their asses off in Vegas on the way to Medallo next time, lmao!

I understand some guys are naturally lonely and always need to be in the company of others. But on all my trips since moving from the Mansion to apartments, I don't talk to one gringo the entire time and always have a blast!

Haha yeah, I told them I was coming back and they wanted to come along butI told them I'm going by myself.

[SavePros321]

Went to Medellin last week with a couple of buddies, this is my 2nd time going, first time I went I had a blast.

Trip ended up being a little expensive for my buddies because of the broken glass and loss phone. Sucked for me also because my SA girl wasn't available. Next time I would definitely try to line up facebook girls instead of trying to find them at a club. Medellin is a beautiful city, I would rank probably number 1 from all the places I've been to. Can't beat great weather, food, cheap prices, and beautiful woman.

Sounds like you would have had a better trip if you left your buddies back at home! Drop their asses off in Vegas on the way to Medallo next time, lmao!

I understand some guys are naturally lonely and always need to be in the company of others. But on all my trips since moving from the Mansion to apartments, I don't talk to one gringo the entire time and always have a blast!

[SBeach25]

SMH! Why would you pay in US dollars when you are in Col? This the is the problem guys. Let's get educated before we go out and monger guys. Before you know it Medellin will be way to expensive if not already in poblado. No thanks to guys like this that ruin it for all of us. Good luck next time.

I too agree with what you say but being young these guys want to do a little showing off. Kinda like being in vegas, throwing dollars around so they can get attention. Let it settle in but these guys don't understand that the girls don't give better service if more money is tossed in front of them. In fact they look at them as stupid. Yes, that is a fact, there is a colombian saying. Giving the papaya away. I hope these guys settle down and realized that. Like the story of the Bull and his son on the hill. Why run and see how many they can get when they can just walk down and get with them all. Running down is haste and throwing money to get attention.

[Dcfan77]

SMH! Why would you pay in US dollars when you are in Col? This the is the problem guys. Let's get educated before we go out and monger guys. Before you know it Medellin will be way to expensive if not already in poblado. No thanks to guys like this that ruin it for all of us. Good luck next time.

Went to Medellin last week with a couple of buddies, this is my 2nd time going, first time I went I had a blast.

First night we got there we decided to go out. We heard Babylon was great on Thursday so we went and it sucked ass. Not much going on so we went to Fase dos. 10 k each to get in and for some reason they told us we needed to buy a bottle so we did. I got a girl and went to the back for a total of 190 k, she asked if I wanted to buy her a drink and I said no thanks because I was being cheap and didn't want to pay an extra 30 k, plus I almost got screwed over last time buying a hooker a drink. She tried to screw me over with how much I gave for the drink so no thanks to that, haha! Took her to the back where the rooms were and we proceeded with DFK and DATY. She did CBJ, didn't bother to ask how much was for BBBJ. We proceeded to get it on, then I switched positions and did doggy and all of a sudden I smell a bad stench and I knew it was coming from her. Was still pounding away but I was about to vomit. I had enough of that and just acted like I cummed and sent her on her way. Went back inside where my friends were and saw they both had girls and were taking them out the club and back home. I tried to go to sleep early but was kept awake by one of my friends banging a girl in the restroom next to my room. Later on heard a big noise that sounded like ice falling on the ground. Got up and saw that the glass on the shower cracked and shattered. Not a good way to start the trip haha. We ended up telling the airbnb guy about it the day before the last we were there and he was cool about it and my friend only had to pay $400 US.

[JjBee62]

Went to Medellin last week with a couple of buddies, this is my 2nd time going, first time I went I had a blast.

First night we got there we decided to go out. We heard Babylon was great on Thursday so we went and it sucked ass. Not much going on so we went to Fase dos. 10 k each to get in and for some reason they told us we needed to buy a bottle so we did. I got a girl and went to the back for a total of 190 k, she asked if I wanted to buy her a drink and I said no thanks because I was being cheap and didn't want to pay an extra 30 k, plus I almost got screwed over last time buying a hooker a drink. She tried to screw me over with how much I gave for the drink so no thanks to that, haha! Took her to the back where the rooms were and we proceeded with DFK and DATY. She did CBJ, didn't bother to ask how much was for BBBJ. We proceeded to get it on, then I switched positions and did doggy and all of a sudden I smell a bad stench and I knew it was coming from her. Was still pounding away but I was about to vomit. I had enough of that and just acted like I cummed and sent her on her way. Went back inside where my friends were and saw they both had girls and were taking them out the club and back home. I tried to go to sleep early but was kept awake by one of my friends banging a girl in the restroom next to my room. Later on heard a big noise that sounded like ice falling on the ground. Got up and saw that the glass on the shower cracked and shattered. Not a good way to start the trip haha. We ended up telling the airbnb guy about it the day before the last we were there and he was cool about it and my friend only had to pay $400 US.

Woke up the next morning and asked my buddies how much they paid for there girls and they said 750 k plus 190 k to the club to take them out. This is for each girl. I was like are you serious! I actually yelled at them for being idiots and paying that much. Yeah my friend got the hottest one there but my other friend who has bad taste got an ugly ***** that looked old as hell. I was in shock and just shook my head.

Great report of all the ways things can go wrong.

I'm sure the AirBnB host was fine with $400 for the door, it probably cost him $75 or less to replace. For $400 he could remodel the bathroom.

The crowds in Medellin are fickle. The club that was packed on Thursday might be dead on Saturday. Depending on the day, there are usually 6 to 15 girls working in and around Parque Lleras, not counting the ones in the clubs. You will find very few before 11 pm.

Many of the girls in Lleras will quote prices in dollars, because they assume gringos won't know any better. Too often they are correct. The correct response is to offer a price in pesos "en general pago ciento cincuenta mil más taxi. " When she answers with "200 dollars", tell her when she comes to the US you'll pay in dollars. Very few will stick to the $200 or $100 US price, if you talk with them.

I'm guessing your taxi driver either couldn't understand you, or figured you were too drunk to know better. Club Fahrenheit is in Itagui. It is right on autopista sur, just south of the Ayura metro station. Very few taxistas in Lleras would have problems finding it.

You and your buddies should consider paying a guide when you travel. Just a rough guess, your group overspent enough for 1 or 2 more round trip tickets to Medellin and half your time wasn't productive.

There's no good reason to pay an exit fee for a girl at Fase 2 or anywhere else. Fuck her on-site. If she's worth another go, get her number and offer to meet when she's not working for 190 k or double if you want her all night. If you sweeten the deal with drinks and dancing, most will consider it. With a 190 k exit fee you're paying more than most guys pay just to put her in a taxi.

Seriously, if you guys come back, pay someone to guide you.

[Showdown]

Sho423-

Several times in my life I have encountered women with that vaginal smell. It is usually Vaginitis and it smells very bad. And like you I detected it during doggy style. Each time it happened I just flat out stopped. It is incredibly revolting. But to womens credit have a hole between your legs that is dark most of the time can invite the toughest of smells and bacteria. In addition I was always happy I was wearing a condom because any bacteria from a women can be transferred to you. It does not have to always be a std. I got Non-Gonococcal Urethritis from a blowjob once and it was the most painful thing I ever experienced. I am a 100% condom user since then-even for a BJ.

Showdown.

[Rodeo9112]

Go to Venezuela? Caracas. I ask this question here, because like Caracas, Medellin still has this aire of being "too dangerous" to visit. While this aire is more imagined than the actual dangers in Caracas, I venture to think it MAY not be AS dangerous as many of us believe. I guess it comes down to your level of being risk averse. Many who monger often in Medellin warn of the dangers of El Centro. I grew up in very nasty places in New Orleans and El Centro doesn't scare me because I have always been on guard when walking the street there or anywhere else at night. Perhaps part of why I haven't experienced this danger is because I don't look like a "typical" gringo and know how to "mean mug" and walk with a purpose. Before I leave a place in Centro, I generally go into the bathroom stall, look at my map or whatever to figure out where I'm going and leave with those directions in my head.

Anyway, back to the point. Pussy is $7 an hour in Caracas and 3/4 star hotels go for $11 per night, sooo, yeah, I'm fucking thinking about it. Anyone else want to jump in on making plans for a trip March / April of next year? PM me.

[Rodeo9112]

Went to Medellin last week with a couple of buddies, this is my 2nd time going, first time I went I had a blast.

First night we got there we decided to go out. We heard Babylon was great on Thursday so we went and it sucked ass. Not much going on so we went to Fase dos. 10 k each to get in and for some reason they told us we needed to buy a bottle so we did. I got a girl and went to the back for a total of 190 k, she asked if I wanted to buy her a drink and I said no thanks because I was being cheap and didn't want to pay an extra 30 k, plus I almost got screwed over last time buying a hooker a drink. She tried to screw me over with how much I gave for the drink so no thanks to that, haha! Took her to the back where the rooms were and we proceeded with DFK and DATY. She did CBJ, didn't bother to ask how much was for BBBJ. We proceeded to get it on, then I switched positions and did doggy and all of a sudden I smell a bad stench and I knew it was coming from her. Was still pounding away but I was about to vomit. I had enough of that and just acted like I cummed and sent her on her way. Went back inside where my friends were and saw they both had girls and were taking them out the club and back home. I tried to go to sleep early but was kept awake by one of my friends banging a girl in the restroom next to my room. Later on heard a big noise that sounded like ice falling on the ground. Got up and saw that the glass on the shower cracked and shattered. Not a good way to start the trip haha. We ended up telling the airbnb guy about it the day before the last we were there and he was cool about it and my friend only had to pay $400 US.

Woke up the next morning and asked my buddies how much they paid for there girls and they said 750 k plus 190 k to the club to take them out. This is for each girl. I was like are you serious! I actually yelled at them for being idiots and paying that much..

Sounds like a solid adventure. Yeah, it is definitely important to brief the wingmen on the going rates and if push comes to shove, let the more experienced monger do the negotiating. Some of the prices paid were ridiculous. And I never criticize what people pay! But, it comes with experience I guess. Now I know why a girl from Instagram tried to get me to pay $300 USD for a 1 hour session. After I laughed my ass off and criticized her and broke down the pricing structure, she was down to $150 mil pesos plus taxi. Stick to your guns or move on. Unless (and this happens a lot) she is the baddest chick of your life, then, well--live a little! Just know, the next one might be the baddest chick of your life too! Such is life in Medellin.

[Sho423]

Went to Medellin last week with a couple of buddies, this is my 2nd time going, first time I went I had a blast.

First night we got there we decided to go out. We heard Babylon was great on Thursday so we went and it sucked ass. Not much going on so we went to Fase dos. 10 k each to get in and for some reason they told us we needed to buy a bottle so we did. I got a girl and went to the back for a total of 190 k, she asked if I wanted to buy her a drink and I said no thanks because I was being cheap and didn't want to pay an extra 30 k, plus I almost got screwed over last time buying a hooker a drink. She tried to screw me over with how much I gave for the drink so no thanks to that, haha! Took her to the back where the rooms were and we proceeded with DFK and DATY. She did CBJ, didn't bother to ask how much was for BBBJ. We proceeded to get it on, then I switched positions and did doggy and all of a sudden I smell a bad stench and I knew it was coming from her. Was still pounding away but I was about to vomit. I had enough of that and just acted like I cummed and sent her on her way. Went back inside where my friends were and saw they both had girls and were taking them out the club and back home. I tried to go to sleep early but was kept awake by one of my friends banging a girl in the restroom next to my room. Later on heard a big noise that sounded like ice falling on the ground. Got up and saw that the glass on the shower cracked and shattered. Not a good way to start the trip haha. We ended up telling the airbnb guy about it the day before the last we were there and he was cool about it and my friend only had to pay $400 US.

Woke up the next morning and asked my buddies how much they paid for there girls and they said 750 k plus 190 k to the club to take them out. This is for each girl. I was like are you serious! I actually yelled at them for being idiots and paying that much. Yeah my friend got the hottest one there but my other friend who has bad taste got an ugly ***** that looked old as hell. I was in shock and just shook my head.

Next day I took my friends to Energy. Lineup was about 20 girls, they wanted 115 k for half hour or 140 for an hour so we all got a girl for an hour. I had plans to meet with my main chick from SA that I had the last time I was there but she told me that she has a boyfriend now and couldn't see me anymore. Sucks because I didn't line up more girls because I had planned to spend a few nights with her. That night we went around Parque Lleras and ended up at Club Gusto. Nice place with good music but the girls are costly. All the girls I talked to wanted at least 300, and I don't even know if they were talking about mil or US dollars. But we'll get into that later.

I was craving for a girl with big boobs so I found this Venezuelan girl, she wanted 600 k until 5 am, I talked her down to 400 k and I knew that was a lot I should be spending for a girl in Colombia but we had no other options.

Next day I had plans for a girl from photoprepagos, she was on her way and she kept messaging me and then voice messaging me and it was getting me a headache. I told her to stop voice messaging me because I couldn't understand her. She was trying to say she didn't know where in El Poblado I was at. I just told her nevermind and stay home. She message me back "Maldito hijo de puta".

That night we went to Club Gusto again, only one of us found a chick. He said that she wanted to 200. So me and my other buddy leave and walk around Parque Lleras. We find this two girls walking and we asked them how much they want and they said 200 k. We both agree, then my friend who is drunk starts smoking a joint he gets from his girl. We're walking and we walk past a big bright light and we see the girls faces and we're like hell no, these bitches are ugly. So we leave them and start walking. We head over to La Clinica, didn't see any chicas by themselves. Got a drink and left, caught a taxi and tried to get him to take us to Club Fahrenheit. He drives around, I think hes coked out because he keeps sniffing and wiping his nose, plus hes speeding and running every red light we past by. My friend is drunk in the back. The driver can't find the place so we're getting tired and I just tell him to take us home.

Next day we wake up and my drunk friend says he can't find his phone. He left it in the taxi. Bet that guy was happy. We track the phone and we see that its at a phone shop in Centro. We tried to get a taxi to take us to that place and the taxi driver says its dangerous for us to go there so he won't take us there. My friend is like fuck it, hes rich anyways so he took the loss haha.

I asked my buddy who had the girl last night how much you end up paying that girl, he said she asked for 200 but when it was time to pay he gave her 200 mil and she wanted to $200 US. Haha!! Tricky little sluts, and he said her pussy smelled after he ate her out. Guess there girls need to get some douche in there lives.

Trip ended up being a little expensive for my buddies because of the broken glass and loss phone. Sucked for me also because my SA girl wasn't available. Next time I would definitely try to line up facebook girls instead of trying to find them at a club. Didn't see that many free lancers walking around the park. Saw one who looked like Justin Beiber. Went to Guatape for a day and it was nice. Medellin is a beautiful city, I would rank probably number 1 from all the places I've been to. Can't beat great weather, food, cheap prices, and beautiful woman.

[Wolf662]

Prior to the body scanning (X-ray?) were there any questions (verbal or written) regarding whether or not you had an x-ray due to broken bones within the past several months? I think I read over on TripAdvisor in the past that if you had recent x-rays due to broken bones, you wouldn't get the body scanning from Colombian authorities.

Not, 3 cops came up at the security check point where they scan your carry on and said "follow me" to a back room with a conveyor belt ride thru X-ray machine, 3 guys were ahead of me, I went thru twice then the officer behind the desk ask me question for 5 minutes or so. "Why were you in Medellin, where did you stay, what did you do etc. " Also "What did I have for breakfast?" The entire thing was done in Spanish also as I speak it fairly well, not sure how much if any English he spoke.