Bangkok Reports

[MonkeyPaw]

Still waiting for those to "put up or shut up. " In the meantime, 22, slim, natural boobs, freelancer from BKK. Maybe farang friendly she says, but definitely NOT "asshole or dipshit" friendly.

Other than that, for those like minded guys that PMed me with the idea of hunting together for higher end and pretty girls, I look forward to hanging out with you all and have messaged you back.

For these rest of the Cheapie Charlies, whose goal is to find that BBFS, CIM, CIF, ass fuck, fist in her pussy girl, who is a model or top tier in looks. All the while trying to lowball the price, good luck in your search for her or a fresh case of HIV! But seriously, you haven't shared shit, but sure do talk as if you know everything. - M.

[Global00]

Agreed. This best you're going to find in Thailand. Not many options for what you are looking for. Can be had for 1500-2000. Faces were not bad but Nicki manj or Kim kardashian in anyway. And these asses were few and far in between in just got lucky looking for food.

While Global is correct, I won't say that it is impossible to find the curves. I've seen a few hang out nearly outside Thermae and close to McD.

Although you will definitely not find a Kim or Niki here, you're better off finding a good Thai with bigger tits to quench your thirst.

If maybe you scout Suk sois a bit, you may find what you're looking for. But don't cross your fingers and pray.

[Member #4591]

Hi,

I know I should contribute more before asking for something. But I just needed to know if anybody had any info on foreign WG's in BKK. Not Africans / Russians but Koreans / Japanese / Chinese / TW / Indos.

Making my usual tour to BKK after I scraped Indo plans (after Alexis shutdown, didn't want to risk it. Would've loved 2 spend everyday at Malio but I guess that's for the summer now). Anyways wanted to experience more than just Thai chicks and see if there was anything more.

Thanks for the help in advance.

I would suggest you look in the specific ISG Thailand thread that has that information. It covers all nationalities, not just Russians and Africans. Yiu can also look in We Chat which always has Vietnamese, Chinese, and recently a Korean. The Escort agencies also employ them and they like to go to Spasso and work. There are many Laos, Vietnamese, and Myanmar girls workimg in Bangkok. I've also seen them on Tinder too.

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...rs-in-Thailand

[EihTooms]

Those of you who have used Smoochi, is there anything similar for us African / Dark skin lovers? Or at least something for people who like curvy and voluptuous women? I'm lazy as fuck, how can I get in touch with either African or super curvy ladies online? I'm talking Kim Kardashian or Niki Minaj curves.

Try seekingarrangement dating/Sugar Daddy-Sugar Baby site. You can sign up and browse for free but in order to see more private pics, send, read and reply to messages, it runs about $80 USD per month with discounts for longer periods down to about $60 per month I think. I have never paid but know other guys who do and their results seem to be pretty good. I signed up (free) and placed some photos and a profile there just to check it out about a year ago and occasionally get fairly attractive, curvy African girls living in Bangkok sending me Viewed or Favorited emails among the usual mix of Thai and other Asian girls who click on my profile almost daily.

I never browse and click on profiles myself other than to click back and view the pics and profiles of the Sugar Babies who clicked on me but I assume there must be quite a few African and dark skinned girls in Bangkok or wherever you are at the moment to click on and arrange a meeting. One guy I know sets up many dates and meetings with girls on that site before he arrives in Bangkok on holiday and is kept quite busy with them, sexually that is, on an almost 2-3 per day basis for weeks at a time.

Actually, I have seen several very curvy African freelancers strolling around from Sukhumvit Soi 4 and 3 to Asoke. Levels of attractiveness can vary wildly, of course. By 10 PM or so it seems the favorite area for them to congregate is at the outside tables along Soi 7 as you turn the corner from Sukhumvit to head toward Beer Garden Soi 7. Tons of them at those tables on the left side, flagging over and inviting men to join them and start negotiating. For "lazy" guys who are at least willing to walk the area but would prefer to sit down for the negotiation over a drink and a snack and, frankly, for those who don't relish the idea of standing on Sukhumvit Road proper to negotiate face to face with an African freelancer on the move in a crowd, that area is the place to go imo.

[The Cane]

He got game! Hahahaha!

[Klassic]

Hi,

I know I should contribute more before asking for something. But I just needed to know if anybody had any info on foreign WG's in BKK. Not Africans / Russians but Koreans / Japanese / Chinese / TW / Indos.

Making my usual tour to BKK after I scraped Indo plans (after Alexis shutdown, didn't want to risk it. Would've loved 2 spend everyday at Malio but I guess that's for the summer now). Anyways wanted to experience more than just Thai chicks and see if there was anything more.

Thanks for the help in advance.

[ArifBD]

Your question has already been answered in post #40918 and #40919.

Thanks man! This forum is so active I somehow missed the replied.

Feel free to PM me if you need help this part of the world.

[Smoothy]

Those of you who have used Smoochi, is there anything similar for us African / Dark skin lovers? Or at least something for people who like curvy and voluptuous women? I'm lazy as fuck, how can I get in touch with either African or super curvy ladies online? I'm talking Kim Kardashian or Niki Minaj curves.

Go to Africa. That black poontang is dirt cheap and those girls have plenty of curves.

[The Mad Daddy]

Monkey's Paw,

I quite enjoy your posts and appreciate your detailed accounts and contentious theories based on your own testimony and photos etc. On the need for so-called game to get the girl you want, to perhaps unintentionally quote the band Devo. Hats off to you and the girls you want. That said, it seems to me it is up to you as the bargirls were, once upon a time, won't to say as to whether you need to game them or not. I apologize in advance if perhaps I am rather outrageously long winded here, and perhaps longer on the wind than on the content but I think it is quite an interesting matter to consider- to game or not to game, so if you would please kindly humor me or feel free not to read a perhaps overly long and perhaps even unwarranted treatise on the topic of the need to game gogo girls. But if you do not appreciate all of my jinglings perhaps others would enjoy or not enjoy it just the same.

In my own case, I've been mongering at a low intensity pretty constantly in Thailand since 1997. I lived in Bangkok from 1999 till 2011 and still live in Thailand up country and so still mozy into town a few times a year and still can't seem to entirely stay away from Nana, Soi Cowboy, Patpong and the freelancer scenes such as Nana parking lot, Thermae, the discos etc. Like most people similar to myself in age and experience, I feel it's all not nearly as good as it used to be but still rewarding enough to want to go out most nights I'm in town and see what I can get into.

I would, I guess, for lack of any better word that comes to mind, categorize myself as a bit of a dork, not really a nerd, too goofy looking to classify as that but who has always seemed to be able to manage to pique the interest, at least to a degree, of about 1/2 the girls that I like and chance upon to meet in Thailand and by that I mean regular girls. Tho now in my 50's, that level has tailed off considerably, but I have recently improved my fashion sense, I think, even if it is a tad on the eccentric, outlandish and outrageous side, I have a rather wild, unkempt yet coiffured or semi-arranged ball of hair on my head, twenty pound horn rim glasses, a rather ridiculously long nose and a rather jangly demeanour and way of nervously walking much too quickly yet with a mouth breather's rather daft expression all clashing with my blindingly loud colored pimp-looking shirts and when I do wear them, ties. Neath all the twinkling lights, cravats, and gold lame sashes I keep clean, smelling good and stay in good physical shape so depsite my rather unusual appearance and my age I reckon I look better to these girls than as much as 80 percent of the other guys my own age if I do say so myself. Most westerners are just, "Oh my god, you are so over the top. Are you gay?" No I am not gay, I just don't gray and a shaved head and try and keep up with Bruce Willis. I have never been particularly popular or well liked by men or women back home, I used to ask my friends when I was in my teens and twenties, "Why do you think it is nobody likes me or wants to hire me at Paramount Pictures or Geffen Records, and especially the girls?" And they say "Well, Mad Daddy, ya know its kind of like your are just too much for everybody too much color, too much Jim Carry and not a s funny and talking too much, and too much noise, too much information and in bad taste too man! Dood, people just want a sandwich and you are like 8 course meal of highly challenging unheard of cream sauces and dishes with sizzling varieties of mussels nobody's heard of before and beef tongue in orange-raisin sauce flambe man, I mean like jesszus do ya have a volume knob in there somewhere guy?! And besides you're a mouth breather and nobody likes a mouth breather. It just makes ya look stupid! But don't worry, I love ya still!" I don't care anymore that was all water under the bridge decades ago anyway, but just to give you the idea that I am not Mr. Smooth Operator by any stretch. To me, most people are no fun and way too conservative considering we only live once as ourselves in this time and I think it often works in my favor in Asia, it seems to me they are bored of Mr. Seriously Sincere from Connecticut or Sydney or the Hampton who's come here to Thailand to create a business start up and have all the pussy he can guzzle on tap on his day off and eventually snag a bar girl put her in a hamster tank and send her to the lion tamer so he can eventually find her acceptable enough to marry and subsequently sport her on his arm at the anti-[CodeWord908] NGO convention at the local church when he decides to pack in and that Thailand wasn't all he thought was cracked up to be after all.

All that aside, and to finally at last return to the main focus of this post, (gasp!) I can't say as I have ever had much of any need for game in my entire 20 year gogo crawling career, and don't want to either particularly. To me, that is the whole point of going to see hookers is that we can leave the whole headache of game behind. To me that's a large part of the appeal of gogo bars and the like, I don't enjoy the challenge of gaming some woman and frankly feel it is manipulative and worry that eventually there is pay back for deceiving people, if only mildly, into sleeping with you when actually maybe they'the rather be texting their friends while lying on the sofa at home, and I suppose I probably have a lazy streak, not that I don't try to be well liked, well dressed and polite wherever I go, but I think all of that is not what they call game.

I'm a bit like that guy Syzigies who posts on here a lot, tho I am sure I am not nearly as awesome or studly or wealthy as he is —haha!— but like him I stay here long time and like him have the luxury of getting to know girls over the long haul and I too like to keep a shortlist of girls I can depend on for a good time. I like feeling that I have friends or fuckbuddies or giks I suppose, so for me its about chemistry at first and then developing some degree of friendship as time goes by as opposed to just racking up a notch or a simple wham bam thank you mam. To me that is all much more fun. I love going out and wondering who it is I will run into and be able to party with and if the mood strikes take out with a bar fine. That said there are girls I don't get on with that well yet with whom I have to have at least a short time session with, they are those ones who, you know, are simply that scorchingly hot, and in most cases I can get that set up with nothing more than the right price at the right time and at worst simply a bit of patience and persistence thrown in for good measure, no game needed.

Tho' of course as we all do, I do get some knock backs from bar girls, but it never occurs to me that I would be refused outright in the end and refused utterly and absolutely for ever by anyone I really had to have, and the way I see it, the knockback is more about their expressing that no, perhaps they aren't interested in westerners or my typer or no in a whimsical sort of impulsive way refusing just because they can or perhaps the knockback is about their just being a bit tired of dealing with customers at the moment. But, that is of no concern to me, I'm not interested in women who aren't up to it that evening or who don't particularly care for me and my personality, looks, ethnicity, style etc. So again, for me another reason that game doesn't really serve my purposes. I would add to that that once I have at least bought a lady drink and had a chat with a girl, the next time I drop by a bar, they are the ones going after me, sometimes to my consternation if I have my sights set on someone else. I don't think I am special in that regard either, once the girls see that I am more than willing to meet their rather minimal demands, they will go after me next time unless they are previously busy and even in some cases they may abandon the other guy and hang out with me if he doesn't seem like a good one to them. So again the need for game becomes superfluous, they just want their needs met and they don't entirely trust most men they don't know to do that. There is no need to game them as far as I can see, the bar in many cases will frown on the girls refusing at least a drink with someone for no good reason. The bar is doing the work for you, no need to persuade the girl to chat with you and see you are a pretty good customer or even a cool guy. I can think of only one chick who after having gone short time a few times with me and subsequently seeing me for a number of years suddenly began rejecting me and pretending not to see me. Shit happens, so I have no idea what that was about I could think of a million likely reasons, most likely perhaps because she was endowed with some of the most drool worthy pendulous papayas on an utterly tight fit body known to man and thus wildly popular for years at the Soi Cowboy bar where she used to swing those holy wonders for some years. I can imagine some girls really just reach a point where they have to draw lines and it is nothing that game is going to overcome, it will just boil down to chemistry and how much money they feel they can get out of you. I can understand that this woman would have been able to choose among tens of thousands of guys exactly her speck. No matter, she gladly went with me several times and I enjoyed it and all good things will come to an end. I don't regret that I have no game and so was unable to get her to start paying attention to me again. I don't mean to make the bargirls sound mercenary or heartless, for me their needs do not preclude some degree of friendship but money is the bottom line to be sure. You either accept that or not and go from there. I would rather that be the case than I had to be the slickest gamer who ever pulled one on them in all their born days. The hottest girls soon become the most experienced and I would imagine they would blow by game like it was nothing anyway, because your game and its tightness is not the reason they are out there shaking it. Game is secondary at best, you just have to be there and be a decent enough guy about it and paying up.

There are a few, usually incredibly popular and busy girls, who ignore my beckoning but it is rare that I do that and not to the point where I say, gee, I better get my game going or I'll be going home alone again. Again, I don't imagine I am particularly exceptional in this regard but I know that once I break the ice with most of these girls, the kind who think that at first glance I am not their type or perhaps the type who won't give them what they want, they will, after two or three times of a short drink and a chat begin to come around once they see I can make them laugh a bit and am not averse to most of their demands such as a drink or two for a co-worker or a tip and before you know it, she will gladly go short time. That's sort of a worst case scenario where there is someone I got to have and she imagines she has some other options that may or may not be better than me. Maybe what I just described as to how I deal with more difficult girls is game, I don't think so, it's just normal human socializing that needs to be done for many people to feel comfortable enough to want to jump in the sack with each other, is the way I see it. And of course some girls are just bang into going to the short time room, straightaway if that's what you want.

As counter to all I have said though, I would concede that there is a certain type of girl who is wound quite tight. By that I mean, among other things, that perhaps by entering the bar scene she is making perhaps a rather heavy handed play to land herself a multi-millionaire geek or husband. And yes, I think some of that stripe of girl are among those I would say are quite hot, but to me they just are too much about business and have no overreaching appeal to me at all. They just look to me to be too stern, too irritated about everything not being just so and by that basically no fun. And I can imagine that with some of these girls you would likely have to game them, because they are looking for something extraordinary, they are determined and if they are smart, sure, like most western women they are going to test you and part of that test is to see if you are clever enough to game them. I don't know, maybe that's the type you target. In that case, yes then I would agree most people will need game. And I think unfortunately, or it is my impression at least that these rather not fun girls are increasing their numbers as there becomes more of an imperative to be rich and then get richer in Thai society. So perhaps on that I would say perhaps you have a point, Mr Monkeypaws. But at this point in time, despite the slimmer pickings, there are still plenty of insanely hot girls who are not bothered about landing Hugh Grant or Mark Zuckerberg at Nana plaza or bust, no pun intended.

I would also say that I don't include girls who have preemptively counted me out, such as girls who will only go with and. E. Asian customers etc. Such as many of the girls at Baccarra and nearly all of the girls at Thermae. But for me that is not a major bother anyway because I don't like the style those types of girls cultivate anyway the whitened skin, the girlish chubbiness and the so-called "ab-ell" girls as they call them in Thailand and the over-control of any kind of reactions, emotions, verbalizations or thoughts which are all understandable things to do as the girls have to adhere to certain cultural features of their targeted group of customers, but to me with all of their plastic surgery and silent motionlessness they turn themselves into plastic inflatable sex-puppets and for me I prefer having sex with other people to semi-animate iphone cyborgs. Sorry if I am being a bit blunt or maybe even a tad disrespectful, but I think some of these girls are really pretty dehumanized and especially the so-called Jap-centric girls. I like mostly ultra-foxy rough and tumble brown skinned loud mouthed bad girls with a bit of attitude and muscle tone and passion, something I imagine most Japanese, Koreans and Chinese are not on the prowl for particularly.

After 20 years, I can honestly say that the hottest girls I have ever seen in my life are some of the girls I have met on the scene in Bangkok and barfined. Despite all the signs indicating that things may soon flag off due to my advancing age and due to the scene changing, these mind blowingly hot girls have all been more than happy to enjoy my company and take my money without any game whatsoever going on. And I reiterate perhaps redundantly that I am talking about fit as all fuck, washboard waisted, wide hipped, thin, bubble butted, bee stung lipped, gravity defying breasted, hypnotically belly buttoned girls who like to fuck for money and who would cause buildings to burn down in California if they ever went there. People from California, where I am from originally, man or woman, alive or dead have no idea if they have never been to certain gogo bars in Bangkok on certain nights or been the fly on a wall in certain short time rooms. Lord have mercy. These girls I am talking about are the kind that when I call pant and gasp into the phone "Oh sorry darling I fuck too much today and yesterday I'm so tired (huff puff) I cannot come out to meet you tonight but tomorrow OK, darling? I miss you, jin jing, I'll see you tomorrow na? You don't forget me OK!" I mean I have at many points in my life over here just exclaimed aloud, voice trembling,"Good God what I have I done to deserve this?! I must have done something good in this life or a past life to have it this good and not have to struggle to game for a minute of these girls' time as I would in the states let alone be able to call them and arrange a screaming' fuck session or chance upon them at the bar and off we go. Like you, Monkey Paws, I am not interested in average looking girls. As much as I enjoy immensely their presence on the scene, I am not interested in bar fining beer keg bellied, snuggle toothed, corn COB pipe chaw in tequila slamming' mamas, bless their hearts!

I have also noticed that girls will give you time if they think you are genuinely whole hog interested and / or turned on by them. I have noticed that when girls become difficult it is very often because essentially, when I finally get around to checking myself, I find I wasn't really that head over heels bang into the chick to begin with. And I am not afraid to commit the cardinal sin of falling a bit in love with some of these girls either and generally I think that attitude helps a lot in getting some of the hotter girls to become at least mildly interested in me strange as it might seem. If I totally unambiguously dig some girl, I need no game, just a window of availability on her side and then its on. When they see you are really into them, or as much as anyone can be into someone who is fucking maybe 1000 guys a year and not being a possessive freak about it either, that is all the game you need if you ask me.

I think, Monkey's Paw, if you ever got fatigued from taking the gaming approach and wanted to just relax, you could and it would not turn out nearly as bad as you might think. I think a lot of girls here in Thailand respond well to chilled out, fun, polite, well dressed guys who don't feel averse to being even just a little bit generous and by that I don't mean being stupid about money either, in fact you will lose their respect if you are that way and you will find yourself being treated badly if you become too generous. Wasting money is not looked too kindly on in Thailand as counter-intuitive as that might sound.

[Bad Duck]

You are out of luck in Bangkok when you say curvy like Kim Kardashian and Nikki Minaj. This isn't that type of place. Even the African women that I seen here are not particularly curvy like those women you described. Your best bet is searching for girls with big breast. Asses are non-existent here. I found that girls were more curvy in Indonesia then they are in Bangkok but still not on the level you described. I just recently got back from India and I was able to find a few African stunners with natural bodies like you described but nothing comparable in the four countries I visited on this trip (India, Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia). You want curvy, head to south America where you will get stunners for half the prices of these women, better bodies and faces as well.

While Global is correct, I won't say that it is impossible to find the curves. I've seen a few hang out nearly outside Thermae and close to McD.

Although you will definitely not find a Kim or Niki here, you're better off finding a good Thai with bigger tits to quench your thirst.

If maybe you scout Suk sois a bit, you may find what you're looking for. But don't cross your fingers and pray.

[Global00]

You are out of luck in Bangkok when you say curvy like Kim Kardashian and Nikki Minaj. This isn't that type of place. Even the African women that I seen here are not particularly curvy like those women you described. Your best bet is searching for girls with big breast. Asses are non-existent here. I found that girls were more curvy in Indonesia then they are in Bangkok but still not on the level you described. I just recently got back from India and I was able to find a few African stunners with natural bodies like you described but nothing comparable in the four countries I visited on this trip (India, Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia). You want curvy, head to south America where you will get stunners for half the prices of these women, better bodies and faces as well.

Those of you who have used Smoochi, is there anything similar for us African / Dark skin lovers? Or at least something for people who like curvy and voluptuous women? I'm lazy as fuck, how can I get in touch with either African or super curvy ladies online? I'm talking Kim Kardashian or Niki Minaj curves.

[Uncle Volodya]

One mans' trash in another's treasure and we are all looking for different things.

One guy is happy with pretty standard FS ST as long as the girl is a 10/10 in his eyes.

Another may be more interested in getting PSE service and saving his Baht than in finding a girl who looks like a Thai TV star.

Syzgies, BKKDogg, Greatscoat and EihTooms have all provided valuable info in the past that I've been able to capitalize on in the past and I am grateful to them for their contributions on this board.

MonkeyPaw provides some valuable info on venues like Scratch Dogg and Hanker Club that I am unfamiliar with and some strategies for success a these venues-- though I could definitely do without some of his braggadocio comments denigration other members.

Gentleman. Let's get back to the info of providing actionable intelligence and refrain from judging each others choices and tastes.

[AskeAske]

I did consider the possibility he was a troll.

Off course he is a troll. We have seen so many.

[Goatscrot]

Monkeypaw is winding you guys up.

Nobody could say the stuff he is saying and expect anyone to believe it.

Oh wait a minute; the POTUS does this too.

I guess it's possible after all.

I did consider the possibility he was a troll.

[ParkVille]

Yes, deep down inside I know what you are but I'm afraid I'll get banned from this forum if I say it out loud.
Anyway, seems like we are dealing with a spoiled arrogant rich kid here folks.

As an expat here, I often run into 3 types of other expats. 1. Those who work locally here. 2. Those who work remotely (programmers) 3. Rich kids passing through on their party month (s). I honestly hate the rich trust fund kids, but only because of experience. They have the bad rep they have because they earned it. They are huge loud douche bags with everything to prove about their "business" (ie: mommy and daddy bucks). It's like living in the shadow of their parents success has caused them such an inferiority complex with their peers (to varying levels, some have it only a little bit and it's cute but others it's douche bag levels of pompous behavior and it's annoying in certain social circles for obvious reasons).