Havana

[The Tall Man]

Thank you Mr GoGo. I assumed the police presence would be big right now, and that it will persist for some time. Frustrating, to be honest. That said, theere are always options somewhere, perhaps La Gruta. Yes, a lot of guys, but on some nights, it's thick with both guys and girls. I used to hate it there but ended up having a couple of good nights in the end.

It's incredible how they completely eliminated almost all other options on La Rampa.

MjT.

These issues along with the fact that my body takes a few weeks to acclimate to the intense heat of Havana are two of the reasons why I have not and probably will not return. The few weeks I spent in Cuba almost 3 years ago was enough for me, got my taste and checked that box off my bucket list and off to greener pastures as they say.

TTM.

[Adinga]

Well said Mr Gogo = Tactical.

Best single word description of the scene in Cuba (since 2004).

You have to walk around the block a few times to figure it out. Unfortunately its not point and click.

There are a lot of police and con artists.

[MjTravelLove]

St John's is closed. I was getting. 96 for 1 usd on the street. Police presence is very high now so you have to be tactical. La grunge has a few girls but guys are deep there. Now its probably best to work through a local until the police relax. Oh, and it's already hot there.

Thank you Mr GoGo. I assumed the police presence would be big right now, and that it will persist for some time. Frustrating, to be honest. That said, theere are always options somewhere, perhaps La Gruta. Yes, a lot of guys, but on some nights, it's thick with both guys and girls. I used to hate it there but ended up having a couple of good nights in the end.

It's incredible how they completely eliminated almost all other options on La Rampa.

MjT.

[Mr Enternational]

Any brothels in Havana or surrounding areas?

Prostitution is illegal.

[Invision6606]

Any brothels in Havana or surrounding areas?

[Mr Gogo]

Hey fellas,

I have been to Havana many, many times, But it has been nearly one year, and I know the scene changes fast and in unpredictable ways.

Can any of you insiders suggest some of the best places to meet ladies these days?

I'll go ahead and say La Rampa, La Gruta, Parts of Old Havana, and the usual places like Don Cangrejo.

BUT -- are there any recommended bars or areas or clubs other than those?

I heard Saint Johns, the club there, is closed. Is that still correct? I assume it is permanent.

Any advice would be hugely appreciated!

I will report back after May.

MjT.

St John's is closed. I was getting. 96 for 1 usd on the street. Police presence is very high now so you have to be tactical. La grunge has a few girls but guys are deep there. Now its probably best to work through a local until the police relax. Oh, and it's already hot there.

[MjTravelLove]

Hey fellas,

I have been to Havana many, many times, But it has been nearly one year, and I know the scene changes fast and in unpredictable ways.

Can any of you insiders suggest some of the best places to meet ladies these days?

I'll go ahead and say La Rampa, La Gruta, Parts of Old Havana, and the usual places like Don Cangrejo.

BUT -- are there any recommended bars or areas or clubs other than those?

I heard Saint Johns, the club there, is closed. Is that still correct? I assume it is permanent.

Any advice would be hugely appreciated!

I will report back after May.

MjT.

[RamoneAustin]

Tell her to tell her sister that I love her.

You tell her to her sister that I love her more. LOL.

[Mr Enternational]

My main Cuban girl from Santiago de Cuba hit me up and said she was going to Havana and could I meet her there.

Tell her to tell her sister that I love her.

[Mr Gogo]

My main Cuban girl from Santiago de Cuba hit me up and said she was going to Havana and could I meet her there. Shit, as fine as she is I can at least make the 55 minute flight if she could manage a 12 hour bus ride. Booked my ticket, booked my casa and studied a few pornstars to update my technique. I was going to go Wesley Pipes crazy on her ass. I last saw Anna for carnival in August with Mr E and Grown man. I arrived a day earlier than her to see if anything new was happening in Havana. Posted up at Sofias for a couple hours but only cops on the corner. A couple rough looking girls on the side streets have low prices. But I wasn't going to waste this nut on something less than what I had coming the next day. Decided to tuck it in around midnight and get ready for Anna from Santiago.

Got up early and walked down 14 in vedado to the malecon and then to Havana Viejo. Two hours later and 23 k steps in the heat I arrived. Took one time to learn not to do that shit again. Hit "La Cabana" restaurant and had shrimp and chicken breasts with a tomato sauce and walked back to la rampa. Went home took a nap and went out at 8 pm for my meet with Anna at 9 pm.

Got there early so posted up on the malecon and 23. Saw this short young fine thing on the sidewalk sitting using the internet. Sat a few feet away ready to pounce when she looked at me and smiled. I looked around thinking this must be a set up. I walked to her and introduced myself, she introduced herself (Ingrid) and asked if I needed a companion? I asked her for her age and she said something I didn't like, so I said thanks but no thanks and walked to meet Anna. I would run into Ingrid three more times this trip and she always give me that sweet smile but I would keep moving. Went to meet Anna, we had some drinks and got a cab for 5 CUC to 23 y12 from La Rampa. As we were crossing the street I see Ingrid walking the sidewalk with an older Cuban guy holding hands.

I had split a 20 MG of cialis before I took a nap earlier so I was good to go at the house with Anna. The next morning we caught the 222 bus to vieja Havana to hit my money exchange spot and guess who was at the bus stop? Ingrid. Short and pretty as ever. We get on a cramped bus and she again gives me that sweet smile so I smile back. I fantasize about what I could maybe do to her in a year.

Me and Anna would spend our days eating in Havana Viejo and fucking before a nap and at night. We spent our nights at Sofias till La Grunge opened to party at night. There is this new black bartender with long hair at Sofias that I couldn't stop sneaking a peak at. Well on her night off she was in la grunge alone. Damn if I was single I would have had her. Also it was this pretty Asian girl with another fat girl posted up outside of Sofias watching the band like they were scared to go in. I heard them talking English so I knew they were American. I looked at the Asian girl and smiled. Two things in life drive me crazy: 1) a cute clean chocolate girl. 2) An innocent sweet Asian girl. Me and Anna go to la grunge and get a table in the back. About 15 minutes later the Asian girl walks by us and up the dark stairs. She gets to the top, turns around and comes down. She then walk over to a guy next to us and asks him something and he points to the left at the bathrooms. FUCK! That was my chance. I'm replaying what just happened in my head as I try to salvage this situation. Okay, I'm going to find the Asian girl, tell her I owe her an apology for not realizing she was lost. Introduce myself and see if I can make a date for the day after Anna leaves. I tell Anna I'm going to get some drinks from the bar and look over the whole crowd for the Asian girl but no luck.

Incidentally Anna extended her trip until the day I was to leave, later that night, must be some kind of female intuition. I In closing Anna served up the sex porn style whenever I wanted and it was good to see her but I can't help but fantasize about the black bar tender at Sofias and Miss Asia. When we travel we remember most the ones who got away.

[EshuTheGreat8]

Mongers!

Do you have contacts in Havana that want money, and knows English. Want browning points? PM me. I could use a guide for early may.

[Invision6606]

Swedish Penis Pumps.

Ohh man! You just ruined my day. I had it all packed up and ready to go.

[RamoneAustin]

IMO, the women are not very attractive. Many are overweight. Many are black; nothing wrong with that, just not my preference.

Broham once you go black you never go back. It's a verifiable fact (ok maybe not but it seems like it).

[RamoneAustin]

Can we take vape, vape juice or cigarettes with us to Cuba? What's else is not allowed beside guns and drugs?

Swedish Penis Pumps.

[CubanFun]

Sounds great. How did you get that great rate?

Make sure you have the Blue $100 bills. And then there are plenty of guys next to Parque Central on Obrapia and Paseo de Marti. Requires a little negotiation. But once you have a guy you can come back to him whenever and skip the negotiation next time.

The guy who changed my money also showed me a place to eat around the corner that was super sketchy but quite good. Cost me something like 1 CUC for the foreigner rate. They paid half that if I remember correctly (it was a year ago that I was there).