Pattaya Reports

[Oosik]

Actually, I told her I will line her to confirmed as I said depend on the situation.

Good plan!

[Macho Dik]

Hope you pay her a cancellation fee for waiting and possibly losing other business, or, more likely, that she doesn't have the same plan and gets a better offer before you return.

Actually, I told her I will line her to confirmed as I said depend on the situation. That is after her work at 1 o' clock then.

Thanks for reminding.

Cheers,

MD.

[Oosik]

Anyway, she will just my reserve as plan to visit WS later tonight. If found some gem then will cancel the LT with her.

Hope you pay her a cancellation fee for waiting and possibly losing other business, or, more likely, that she doesn't have the same plan and gets a better offer before you return.

[Macho Dik]

Arrive Pattaya at noon time, check in LK the empress, take a long waiting as room not ready. After done then put all my stuff and make a quick washout then walk to Soi 6, kind of long walk but just fine. Reaching Soi 6 with all girls waving like thirsting for cock or perhaps Baht! From beach road walking the other direction, right side girls and bar are so crowded with girls but on the other side seems less crowded and just like normal bar with girls. Spotted one, I didn't know the bar name just like the solo club? Anyway, pick one girl non English speaker, need translation app. They say she is just one month old to this job, ST, pay 300 + 240 (drinks 80 + 160 LD) . This girl has a nice soft body, good kisser and good BBBJ. Go full sex, try several style, end up missionary a blew my hot load. Done pay 1000 bht. Talk to her to come my hotel for LT tonight, settle for 2000 bht till 10:00 am next day. Anyway, she will just my reserve as plan to visit WS later tonight. If found some gem then will cancel the LT with her.

Cheers,

MD.

[Mr Enternational]

I am on the 6 right now. Just bargained at My Friend You 300 bar 500 for the girl. The girl started at 1100 for everything and I talked her down to 800. For some reason when we go into the bars on this side of the soi all of them keep saying this is blowjob bar. And I did mention years ago about getting BJ drinking my drink at the bar in King Kong (although I don't think I named the bar back then).

[Dupont88]

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[Oosik]

I headed out this afternoon with two things in mind, to let the maid rummage through my stuff and to get blown at Kittens. I had tried Kittens a couple of visits ago but all the staff, all three of them, were engaged chatting with customers. Probably for the better as I was overdressed: My shirt had sleeves.

This time at 3 PM there were about seven girls and four or five customers. A portly young lady escorted me in and asked my drink preference. That done I popped the most important question: is the room upstairs air conditioned? There was great confusion as my incredibly limited Thai fell on baffled ears. I know hot, I know cold. I can point upstairs. Nope, not a clue. The mamasan eventually intervened and I was pretty sure I got an affirmative answer, so we were on. She quoted me 1500 which I took to be for FS, a little steep but I really didn't care because maybe air conditioning. I suspect there was a separate BJ cost but I chose not to limit my options just in case. A moderately attractive (for a BJ bar) additional choice was brought in from outside so I pointed and we were off.

Or not. I was asked to take a seat in the clearly un-air conditioned bar area. My choice for the romp stood silently beside me without so much as a "Where you from?" I began to worry about an attitude. After about ten sweat-hours (maybe five minutes) we were summoned to the back, where I quickly understood why the portly one couldn't figure out the air conditioning question: It was NOT upstairs, so all my great pointing was just confusing as hell. It was a storage room with a bed put in it as an afterthought once it was lined with shelves and the floor piled with junk. But it was an air conditioned storage room! True, it was quite clear that those five waiting minutes were to allow them to find the damned remote to turn the unit on, so the room was the same temperature as the bar, but the Battle of the BTUs was well underway.

We got naked, then as she was fumbling around for the condom I explained BJ only using the internationally approved signal of point at mouth, point at cock, repeat. Sadly, her BJ skills were not top-tier and her hand job technique threatened to remove my member, but she certainly was a trooper as things continued for many minutes. I suggested lube for the hand job portions. This took a lot of pointing and gesticulation but eventually there was an understanding on both sides: She understood lube; I understood that they did not have any. My opinion of this place was in a severe downwards spiral.

I even tried to help, largely to protect myself from permanent damage. She immediately flattened out on the bed to tend to the twins with tongue and hands. Still no good. As the half hour neared I threw in the towel. It wasn't happening.

And this is where we get to the tipping business: I come from a culture that tips everyone. I'd tip a vending machine If I could. I actually did tip one in my youth and nearly got caught, but that was different. I gave her a modest tip since she had worked her butt off and much of the problem was the bar: Overheating me as I waited, overheating me as the air conditioner tried to fight the heat, no lube, etc. She counted it and didn't even thank me, just left the room unsmiling. In the bar she talked to the mamasan as I dug for the 1500. All of a sudden the mamasan was in my face. "I talk when you come in! You agree! You pay!

It hit me: The girl didn't realize it was a tip. She thought I was only paying a pittance because of the failure to launch. No wonder she wasn't doing a lot of smiling! I desperately tried to interrupt the ranting mamasan. I finally got a word or two in. I pointed to her and said in Thai, "1,500 baht". I then pointed to the tip money in her hand and to the hallway where the enraged girl had fled in a huff and said, "Tip".

Suddenly all was well in the world, or almost: The girl had to be retrieved from wherever she was about to commit suicide and brought back to apologize and thank. The mamasan, between a stream of apologies, explained that the girl had just started a few days ago and spoke not a word of English, which explains the silent sentry thing as the room was prepared and the lube request issue.

So here is more ammunition for the Don't Tip crowd!

Stopped by the Nevada Club down the street afterward. A predictably poor lineup in the afternoon though there was one really nice body, long and slim, but with an average face. Had I not felt that I needed to go soak my privates in ice water I might had bought her a drink.

[GogoGuyz]

Awesome report Rob have fun until Friday. Look forward to, your end of tour report.

Arrived on Sunday afternoon and as reported by other members the trip thru immigration was great and thru the airport and in the taxi after only 40 minutes. In the taxi I started contacting the girls on my agenda and almost straight away the BS began. The 2 girls who I met in February were saying that they had pre paid the bar fine and they would meet me at the hotel. Did'nt suit and told them so. I told them we meet as planned at Yes agogo. Return message tells me that alone they would be working at Crazy House. I smell a rat. While I'm processing that the girl who I was meeting first up is not answering my texts. Not happy but that's life. I give waiting on her after I get messages about taking mum to the market and had to eat. FFS I had been telling her for 2 weeks I want her at 9 pm. I then go to Windmill after visiting a few agogos and take 2 girls for a ST. Good fun had by all finishing with CIM. After that I decide to go to Crazy House and front the other 2 girls as I have a blast in past at Crazy house. Lots of girls but not my 2! I ask mama and she knows nothing of the them. They were going to have me pay a bar fine that did'nt exist. As usual Crazy House delivered with 2 naked girls on me in no time which I bar fined and they stayed until 3 which suited me as I was totally exhausted..

[Dupont88]

First I have heard of this. Which gogo bar was this at?

20 ys ago were the English that have the money.

How strong my currency etc.

Now they are gone!

After come people from Pakistan India Yemen etc.

All know the bar etc in pattaya sud.

Now many go go are full of Koreans, and the girls set the price at Korean levels.

Take it or bag it!

[Dupont88]

First I have heard of this. Which gogo bar was this at?

Windmill Buddy told me How Korean and Japanese are very similar.

So the same service in Japan it s about 2000 €.

Not a problem to splash 200€ the same guy in Thailand.

[Banana Boi]

LT in a go go is now thank to Korea set at 8000.

First I have heard of this. Which gogo bar was this at?

[Rob Jones]

Arrived on Sunday afternoon and as reported by other members the trip thru immigration was great and thru the airport and in the taxi after only 40 minutes. In the taxi I started contacting the girls on my agenda and almost straight away the BS began. The 2 girls who I met in February were saying that they had pre paid the bar fine and they would meet me at the hotel. Did'nt suit and told them so. I told them we meet as planned at Yes agogo. Return message tells me that alone they would be working at Crazy House. I smell a rat. While I'm processing that the girl who I was meeting first up is not answering my texts. Not happy but that's life. I give waiting on her after I get messages about taking mum to the market and had to eat. FFS I had been telling her for 2 weeks I want her at 9 pm. I then go to Windmill after visiting a few agogos and take 2 girls for a ST. Good fun had by all finishing with CIM. After that I decide to go to Crazy House and front the other 2 girls as I have a blast in past at Crazy house. Lots of girls but not my 2! I ask mama and she knows nothing of the them. They were going to have me pay a bar fine that did'nt exist. As usual Crazy House delivered with 2 naked girls on me in no time which I bar fined and they stayed until 3 which suited me as I was totally exhausted. The girls were Cat and Dow. Not trying to revive old arguments but just as we discussing our terms and bar fines a couple of dudes walk in sit near us and give the girls a big Hello,! They tell him he they are barfined and he gives me the big thumbs up and good choice. I saw the funny side remembering the post about greeting girls with other dudes.

I wake up Sunday morning early and check TF and see a girl I was chatting with so I asked her come pronto for a Long Time. She told me how much she wanted and tells me no anal! I did'nt even ask and said that's ok. She shows at 8 and she must be using old photos as she is a few kilos heavier but she is there so we go for it. After our first session with a CIM we have a break and out of the blue she ask if I want to f at ck her a $$! So funny. Stayed with her until 1 pm and started to rest for the upcoming nights adventures with Lew Ashby. He arrived and off to Kinnaree for a few beers knowing that Pattaya closes at midnight. We get back to Walking Street at 8 to get some action started. Visited a few agogos with differing results and then checked out Crazy House again. The girls are all over us and Lew is impressed but wants to go to Skyfall due to having good experiences there in the past. I couldn't see anything I like so back to Crazy House. We get a seat next to a couple of guys who have one of my girls from the night before but I meet a girl I knew from my last trip. She says she wants to go and when I ask who she will be comfortable with and she points to girl from the previous night. So I bar fine and the other girl with her and I was going to get a fourth so we can have a group romp but the other I liked couldn't come LT as she was travelling the next day. The girls are giggling when they get back to the room and I ask why. The girls from the night before said that made them both come and they wanted see if that was true. They got me off in a foursome and then they took turns getting individual treatment until I had all of them one after the other. At about 3 am they start to get ready to leave except for Cat from the night before and she stayed until 1 pm when we checked out of the Grand Hotel.

Checked into the Mgallery Baraquda and what a place. Soi 13/2 has bars open and I called on a TF contact who works at one of the bars and just sent her on her way after BJ and sex.

Walking Street reopens at 10.30 tonight so I will probably go back tonight. Tomorrow I'm giving TF contacts one more try and if its a bust I'm done with it.

I will finish my report on Friday. All in all 11 girls and in total I have spent 50,000 Baht in 48 hours that includes all drinks food transport bar fines and girls. More then I budgeted for but no regrets.

[Dupont88]

My friend Buddy landed yesterday at BKK.

Change was 1 35.05 that he found not good so changed only 20.

Then taxi was 1900 or 2500.

But he took instead the bus downstair for 120 bath.

Then call me for little chit chat, him e the woman with him.

To make a long story short business as usual in Pattaya.

More details tomorrow.

I make this live.

New bad news.

LT in a go go is now thank to Korea set at 8000.

[Mr Enternational]

Me and my brother were hanging on Soi 6 last night before everything was due to close down. We were going up the Soi and were about at the midpoint when two chicks on a yellow bike passed. My brother said there she is. I said there who is? The chick stopped the bike and the one on the back got off and walked back towards us. She walked up to my brother and said you say I don't have baby. You say I don't have baby. I'm thinking what difference would it make if he said she had a child or not. Then I started catching on. The chick was saying she was pregnant with my brother's baby.

Well if this chick is pregnant it could not be more than two or three months, and my brother has not been to Thailand within that time, unless he was creepin. The chick driving the bike drove back up. She was looking sexy. I took a couple of pictures and videos and finally had to get my other brother on a live video. I could not stop laughing. This chick was at my brother in the middle of Soi 6 blaming him for a kid. At one point she was saying you don't care me right. You don't care me right. Then she started punching herself in the stomach. He stopped her, but if he was smart he would have let her keep doing it. Finally the chicks left. Then they came right back. I got on the back of the bike and told the other chick let's go but she would not budge. Finally they left again.

From that point my brother was paranoid. I said how could they even know to find you on Soi 6 out of the entire city? He said that all he told the chick was that he was going to drink but did not say where. I told him that is why the average Pattaya's visitor MO should be catch and release. Don't get mixed up in these chick's lives and start caring about them or leading them on that you care about them. Whenever a chick starts saying that she misses me or whatever, I cut her right off and say no you don't. I don't even want to get that train rolling down the track.

We went to a couple more bars but he didn't want to go into ones like Sexy in the City where you can see in from the outside. We went to one at the top of the soi and he kept peeking outside and getting jittery everytime someone would come in. It was hilarious. Then we had to walk back down the soi to my bike. He went into 7 to make a purchase before the witching hour and almost jumped out of his skin when a yellow bike pulled up with two different chicks though.

Finally got to my bike and we rode across town to a salon behind Tukcom to see a chick I met on Tinder. She was straight for the stroke, but I already had another chick on the way to my place at midnight. I made an excuse to leave saying I needed to take a shower and she texted me later asking why I left in such a hurry. I kept laughing all night thinking of that shit with my brother. The chick that stayed over kept asking what was wrong with me.

[Mr Enternational]

Most guys have probably seen chicks with piercings in their cheeks. Well I met a chick on Walking Street the other night that owns a tattoo shop in North Pattaya. She was saying she had just gotten the piercings in her cheeks and would remove them in 4 months giving her a fresh set of dimples. Met a chick on TF a few months ago that I posted about at the time. At that time she had the piercings. Just looked at some new pictures that she put up and the piercings are gone and she has dimples.

P.S. The tattoo shop chick did come over for LT 2 nights ago 1000 baht.