Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EihTooms]

I think Monkeypaw is a top poster in some ways with a good attitude. He posts experiences, where he offers more than so many others. I am only jealous because I don't have much exciting experiences of something new or different to offer. I am stuck repeating same things as before. Yeh could be fun for a stodgy old cout like me to tag along with the Monkey Paw once or twice to see something different.

Really, Syzy? You could see yourself going along with a guy who claims to have met a "gem" on Pattaya's Beach Road but could not tell if it would be worth 1,000 baht for two hours with her because her "skimpy shorts and t-shirt" hide too much of her body to get a good idea what's underneath? Good lord, does he usually only take FLs who stand stark naked on the street corner?

When I first saw her standing outside, I noticed Ning had a cute face and light skinned but unsure of how her body would be underneath her skimpy shorts and t shirt. But later I found out with clothes off, that her body was very sexy, with a flat stomach, nice round ass and big firm enhanced tits.

I see he is still writing these fantasy sex tales like a dude who has never actually experienced a P4P session in Thailand's usual tourist areas but has a vague notion what a "hot" one might be like if he ever did someday. I realize there is no doubt he pays girl to go to his room for a photo session. But the sex passages are way out there and seem only to be wishful fantasy.

And, frankly, I am surprised you seem to be lending credibility to him and actually suggesting you of all people might go along for the ride if he can also hook you up with a Beach Road "gem" who will accept 1,000 baht for a two hour ST including full deep throat cum swallowing and who might even go for a 1 hour ST version of it for only 500 baht. LOL. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when you, Syzygies, and such a hardcore Pattaya street walking "gem" are left alone in the room after that deal has been agreed to and struck.

[ParkVille]

Why do you care so much about the other guys motives.

As an expat who has been here for 6 years and ran into all types again and again, I am weary of rich trust-fund kids. They have common traits of being self centered and seeing people as objects. I do not personally value them on a social level honestly. So I consider most of what he writes to be too out of touch with reality. He is in the upper echelon of wealth, but not by earning it, but by having his diiaper changed by his rich parents service staff all his life.

[Mogwai]

I saw others "stupid shit thread" coming out maybe at the same time (at least one for Medellin) so it was probably not a thread for talking about MP. It's you guys that made it his thread by talking only about him.

You could be right. This is what the admin of the Colombia forum wrote when he started that thread:

"Stupid shit in Medellin.
I've been trying to use the Medellin forum while I'm here and for some reason some of you guys seem to think that criticizing or reviewing other guys posts on the pussy threads is what this forum is about. It's not, and doing that creates and environment that inhibits growth of the forum because seriously people don't want to deal with your bullshit.
So here's the deal, post it here. You can post all of that stupid, idiotic shit here. The "Medellin Reports" thread is now criticism free.
A2".

However the admin that started this 'Stupid Shit in Thailand' thread did not explain why he started it. So dear admin, if your intentions are the same as the Colombia admin then please make that clear to us. Then from now on anyone can post all kinds of fantasies and made up shit in the pussy threads (I suppose that means the review and field report threads) and if other board members (including seriously people) have comments or doubts they should post that in the 'Stupid Shit in Thailand' thread. Yeah, that makes sense.

[Syzygies]

Most guys who write reports aren't doing it to share information. In fact, most guys just don't share info and keep the good looking girls for themselves, as a secret. The guys who write reports (this is a free website, you get what you pay for) tend to be self-absorbed narcissists, myself included. They are addicted to external validation from both the girls and the boys. They need to be seen as important because they are unable to view themselves internally as such. Oh and these manipulative gold digging hoes can spot a narcissist a mile away, even if the said hoe is self-absorbed herself. Just having sex isn't enough for some members, they need the hooker to "like" them as well or use "game" without understand that said hooker is just stringing them along to massage their ego (for a fee).

Why do you care so much about the other guys motives, to make a post, and include the girl pics? His own view of his behaviour might be quite different to your assumptions. Better to analyse yourself as you do.

Could the pics be a form of "bragging" like look how hot my chicks are, so hot that you other guys can't even believe it. I don't really feel the need to decide what his motives were. More like is the information or post funny, entertaining, or any useful info? I don't really care if he has an ego or very confident in him self. I am not keen on those who write very condescending type stuff though, or negative all the time. If he writes about how he has his fun, or what he doesn't like, that is fine for me. It is great he has little concern about the forum posters and does his own thing. I like MPs pics even if they are ill advised, as many other pics appeared that were not worth viewing. He sets a higher standard.

Lets face it. Some of us are bored and have nothing better to do than make some posts. We can easily disappear when we have better things to do or other priorities. Looking at the better side, some guys feel they should share information, to let others experience interesting places too. We are not all jealously guarding our secrets.

The biggest reason for secrecy in the case of many, would be fear of being identified when girl reads the post. Many times I went too far with the detail. Another reason guys don't share, is they are scared to attract psycho cases to their favourite lovely girl. LOL Girls mention the weird shit that customers pull, perhaps I hear a lot more about psycho cases than the normal ones. Some guys have not yet been burned by divulging too much, but they will be.

Everyone can choose which posts or posters they wish to read. Hopefully choose the ones you like, guys. Plenty don't like my posts so don't have to read them. I skip posts too.

I love to criticise guys that are overly negative in their posts particularly when replying to what other posters wrote about their experiences. So knock the knockers.

Seems to have been a history of people second guessing someone else's experiences.

I think Monkeypaw is a top poster in some ways with a good attitude. He posts experiences, where he offers more than so many others. I am only jealous because I don't have much exciting experiences of something new or different to offer. I am stuck repeating same things as before. Yeh could be fun for a stodgy old cout like me to tag along with the Monkey Paw once or twice to see something different.

[ParkVille]

Now there's a book I'd like to read. Since seeing your post out of curiosity I did some checking with some regulars here in Bangkok and alas can find none that either keep or share the kind of detail you mention. I'm not familiar with Pattaya which is obviously a more tight knit expat community and where it may make sense for the girls to know the M. O. Of regular punters but apparently at least with the girls I know it doesn't seem to happen in Bangkok. Then again who knows maybe it does and it's a well-kept secret. Would love to know my ratings if so.

It's all in Thai and youth slang, which is the kind which is impossible for google translate to even compute. Any girl will easily deny it, as it is a strict rule to do so. And there isn't 1 single group or even a small handful of groups. There are tons of groups and line chats. Many of them have advertisements about work positions (bar, salary, etc). Some with scams / [CodeWord908] about going to Singapore. From what I've seen, it's mostly business, then there are the customer ones. These girls are more interested in their Thai BF's, they are not gossiping about customers per se. They are really just posting alerts about what customers are going where and when (business info), and if he is bad / red flag and mostly if he is cheap. It's mostly all business, not so much personal gossipping. But of course, the power of Thai gossip is strong so the business aspect (flagging bad customers) easily spills into drama / gossip as well. So of course, based on what I have heard from mongers, they also talk about gossip stuff like how good he is in bed as well.

Me personally, I couldn't bear to look at such stuff. It's just so uh. Specific to thai's and pretty mundane and it isn't laid out as an easy to browse forum. As usual tech in thailand is like 20 years behind, they do everything in new posts and direct messages. So instead of searching for something, they just post a new thread asking people directly if they know someone and then get results by direct messaging each time. It's really more of a gossip machine / chat.

[Franciscass]

What I do know about these things is they share details like name, occupation, duration, what condo you stay in (hint hint they ALL know where you live if you ever invite 1 over), if you are cheap, how long you last in bed, how good you are in bed, and if you are creepy, etc etc etc. Mostly they will review guys the same way we review girls.

Now there's a book I'd like to read. Since seeing your post out of curiosity I did some checking with some regulars here in Bangkok and alas can find none that either keep or share the kind of detail you mention. I'm not familiar with Pattaya which is obviously a more tight knit expat community and where it may make sense for the girls to know the M. O. Of regular punters but apparently at least with the girls I know it doesn't seem to happen in Bangkok. Then again who knows maybe it does and it's a well-kept secret. Would love to know my ratings if so.

[Nyezhov]

To me, what's stupid shit is you guys spending hours and brain cells and been with discussing who, what, where, how and why of dudes looking to bang prostitutes. I'm in the camp just providing information, not a blow-by-blow description. That being said, I always found mr. Paws posts to be well written and frequently amusing.

That further being said, you can view my opinion as coming from a guy whose idea of mongering is blowing a load in 15 minutes or less, and then go find something more important to do.

[ParkVille]

It's not hard to believe that he gets the top go go girls because he's indeed posting pictures of them and several members have met him in person. However I think there's not 'some' embellishment in his stories, like you say, but quite a lot. So when he posted a story in the Pattaya thread about this really pretty girl Ning, and all the things he had done with her in bed, and claimed he found her on Beach Road, I made the following remark:

"I think we need a new thread called "Erotic stories and other fantasies". The days you could find a girl like that on Beach Road are long gone."

To my surprise the admin did indeed start a new thread called "Stupid Shit in Thailand" (the title wouldn't have been my choice LOL). Since then things have gotten a little bit out of control, because originally I was only expressing my doubts about the location where he picked up Ning.

If he is a big time and frequent visitor at gogos, then I am sure the gogo girls have info about him on their secret facebook groups. Just like how he / we shares pictures of girls, the girls share pictures / reviews of guys. I have no idea how this system works from their perspective, but I know for a fact that bargirls have a huge gossip mill online. It usually works by posting a picture of a guy if they know he goes to a certain city / soi like "do any one here know this guy __picture__ with __name__ ?" Or if the guy is really popular, he will have a dedicated thread. I wonder if his stories here match up with the stories that they write about him 5555.

What I do know about these things is they share details like name, occupation, duration, what condo you stay in (hint hint they ALL know where you live if you ever invite 1 over), if you are cheap, how long you last in bed, how good you are in bed, and if you are creepy, etc etc etc. Mostly they will review guys the same way we review girls.

[Paolo99]

To my surprise the admin did indeed start a new thread called "Stupid Shit in Thailand" (the title wouldn't have been my choice LOL). Since then things have gotten a little bit out of control, because originally I was only expressing my doubts about the location where he picked up Ning.

I saw others "stupid shit thread" coming out maybe at the same time (at least one for Medellin) so it was probably not a thread for talking about MP. It's you guys that made it his thread by talking only about him. As far as I'm concerned I saw a few suspicious probable BS in some of his posts but I find them entertaining and as he said, at least he provides reports. I would add that his last posts are also quite funny to read.

[Mogwai]

The photos of various girls in a room with teddy bears and eating what appears to be home cooked meals is proof enough for me. He is a young, wealthy, Asian guy so why is it hard to believe he gets the top go go girls? While there may be some embellishment and some of his methods disagreeable, I find it obvious The Paw isn't just a talker / dreamer. Several members here, both new and old (and respected), have met him in person. He has reached out to first timers and spent time with them which is a good thing. I find his posts helpful, interesting, and above all entertaining. Not many individual posters get a thread dedicated to them so The Paw obviously interests others as well. Don't get too worked up about anything you read in this forum.

It's not hard to believe that he gets the top go go girls because he's indeed posting pictures of them and several members have met him in person. However I think there's not 'some' embellishment in his stories, like you say, but quite a lot. So when he posted a story in the Pattaya thread about this really pretty girl Ning, and all the things he had done with her in bed, and claimed he found her on Beach Road, I made the following remark:

"I think we need a new thread called "Erotic stories and other fantasies". The days you could find a girl like that on Beach Road are long gone."

To my surprise the admin did indeed start a new thread called "Stupid Shit in Thailand" (the title wouldn't have been my choice LOL). Since then things have gotten a little bit out of control, because originally I was only expressing my doubts about the location where he picked up Ning.

[Mogwai]

This thread was started for you. Go for it.

The post from MP that you are quoting was originally posted in the Pattaya thread and not in this new thread. It was moved by the admin. You can see that if you go back to the very beginning of this thread.

[Paolo99]

Consequently, for this purpose it must be understood from either an agreement beforehand or past experience with the girl that she will swallow and not spit. Swallowing at the end without her making sure you were aware that she would swallow at the end is kind of a wasted opportunity. Maybe it's a nice surprise, but hardly enhances anything in terms of pleasure for the reasons I just stated. It essentially misses and denies the whole point of swallowing at the end instead of spitting.

I 've met a few girls that swallowed and I have to admit that I liked it. Maybe it gives more intimacy with the girl or something like that. But these girls did it because they liked it and they didn't told me beforehand. It's a bit exciting, the moment you've just CIM and look at her being curious, will she swallow or is she going to spit or worst run in the bathroom? It's always been a good surprise for me when they would swallow. But it's been a long time that I didn't met any girl that swallows, I now tend to ask them (only to girls that I see after many sessions) but most of the time it's a no go, I try to persuade them very briefly, but then I don't insist much on it. I guess that I would probably like it less than if she takes the lead and does it by herself without talking about it first.

[Banana Boi]

I tend to agree with Parkville as well if I didn't misunderstand the gist of his post. I am also one who does not write specifics of what I did with a girl. I try to keep my comments factual and let guys know what bar / area is hot and what is not. There are some posters on here who just post about their successes and imo it comes across as bragging. Oddly these guys never have poor experiences either. It's not difficult to figure out who these guys are. Sometimes I touch a nerve of some members like I did in the Jakarta thread when I said Malioboro had many 40 year old ladies or something like that and the member accused me that I have never set foot in Malioboro.

Yes, I keep some places I go to very close to the vest and do not divulge that information on here.

[EihTooms]

Most guys who write reports aren't doing it to share information. In fact, most guys just don't share info and keep the good looking girls for themselves, as a secret. The guys who write reports (this is a free website, you get what you pay for) tend to be self-absorbed narcissists, myself included. They are addicted to external validation from both the girls and the boys. They need to be seen as important because they are unable to view themselves internally as such. Oh and these manipulative gold digging hoes can spot a narcissist a mile away, even if the said hoe is self-absorbed herself. Just having sex isn't enough for some members, they need the hooker to "like" them as well or use "game" without understand that said hooker is just stringing them along to massage their ego (for a fee).

So these p4 p workers are used to dealing with various "kinds" of guys and will put a guy into one such category within seconds of meeting. The 2 biggest I can think of are: guy who needs just sex and guy who needs validation. They have so much experience dealing with so many different guys, it becomes obvious to them which is which and how to proceed with a script. They know how to distance emotional / aggressive types and set up boundaries, string emotionally weak guys on with validation (pretending to like them, going into GFE mode which is fake mostly but the guy thinks it's real), and give guys who just want sex just sex and little talking. They aren't stupid, at least not socially or at that aspect of their job.

I think with reading reports, it's having to deal with people. You have to know the types and know what's going on technically. Know what type of person some is to get an idea and overall gist of what they're saying. Because, people rarely ever speak the truth, even to themselves. All these reports are lies and you have to read in-between the lines and make your own informed (Hopefully) observations to pry information out. Honestly, people just don't like being honest. And I'd reckon to say most all of us, all human beings, have difficulty with grey areas, white-lies, misinformation. People are so accustomed to needing black or white facts.

Interesting post. I agree with much of it. I am one of those members here who does not write many detailed reports about what happened in the bed or alone in the room with this specific girl or that one. But I won't proudly declare that is because I am NOT a "self-absorbed narcissist" or have those tendencies as much as others. For my side of it, I can only say I don't write those kinds of detailed reports because I honestly can't remember exactly when I put which appendage into which orifice, whose legs went this way or that, at what moment I flipped her over and stuff like that. I'm pretty much in the moment when those things are happening and not thinking about how this will look in print.

I am amazed guys remember exact names and badge numbers of girls in the first bar they entered 6 hours before they finally chose another girl in another bar, not to mention the names and badge numbers of girls they bought lady drinks for a week earlier or banged a month earlier! Then again, as you say, maybe some of that "flipped her over" stuff is more literary drama than actual reportage.

[ParkVille]

When guys write that such things are impossible, it makes them look just a little bit jealous, or feeling too superior. It must be impossible for MP to get better than me, right?

Most guys who write reports aren't doing it to share information. In fact, most guys just don't share info and keep the good looking girls for themselves, as a secret. The guys who write reports (this is a free website, you get what you pay for) tend to be self-absorbed narcissists, myself included. They are addicted to external validation from both the girls and the boys. They need to be seen as important because they are unable to view themselves internally as such. Oh and these manipulative gold digging hoes can spot a narcissist a mile away, even if the said hoe is self-absorbed herself. Just having sex isn't enough for some members, they need the hooker to "like" them as well or use "game" without understand that said hooker is just stringing them along to massage their ego (for a fee).

So these p4 p workers are used to dealing with various "kinds" of guys and will put a guy into one such category within seconds of meeting. The 2 biggest I can think of are: guy who needs just sex and guy who needs validation. They have so much experience dealing with so many different guys, it becomes obvious to them which is which and how to proceed with a script. They know how to distance emotional / aggressive types and set up boundaries, string emotionally weak guys on with validation (pretending to like them, going into GFE mode which is fake mostly but the guy thinks it's real), and give guys who just want sex just sex and little talking. They aren't stupid, at least not socially or at that aspect of their job.

I think with reading reports, it's having to deal with people. You have to know the types and know what's going on technically. Know what type of person some is to get an idea and overall gist of what they're saying. Because, people rarely ever speak the truth, even to themselves. All these reports are lies and you have to read in-between the lines and make your own informed (Hopefully) observations to pry information out. Honestly, people just don't like being honest. And I'd reckon to say most all of us, all human beings, have difficulty with grey areas, white-lies, misinformation. People are so accustomed to needing black or white facts.