Chicago Club Reports

[WombatEd2]

I hit Chicago about 8:30 last Saturday, and I was impressed.

I remember, a few years back, when the most interesting thing about Chicago was that you could get a hand-job in a back booth, from an over-the-hill plumper. It was dirty, with few girls and fewer guys, and incredibly pushy waiters.

Now, that place is clean, there's a shiny new limo out front, the girls were plentiful, and prettier than the ones at HK (IMO. I'm not a big fan of bolt-ONS). The place was pretty busy, but there were plenty of seats available. The meseros minded their manners.

And the bathtub show was refreshing, sensuous, with the girls doing there best to make you fall in lust. (Better, IMO, than HK's shaving cream show.).

In short, the place was more comfortable and more entertaining than anything I've seen in a long time.

Chicago IS the new Hong Kong!

[Travv]

If you are worried about theft, buy a Pacsafe Travelsafe, the Travelsafes come in different sizes. They are made from steel mesh but look like cloth with a wire loop to hook onto secure points, to which you then padlock. When I bring mine to Tijuana, I usually put my valuables into the Travelsafe, loop the steel wire around the base of the toilet, then padlock it to the toilet. Your wallet, laptop and whatever else are secure from petty thieves.

ScatManDoo,

Just out of curiosity, why do you feel sorry for me? What losses are you speaking about?

[ScatManDoo]

ScatManDoo,

Just out of curiosity, why do you feel sorry for me? What losses are you speaking about?

Scbb1:

Sorry. I posted two quotes, but was incorrect with one of them.

I intended to use CurryMonster's quote (see below a few posts) and tell him I was sorry about his small loss).

Like other posters, I could improve upon my proofreading efforts.

[Scbb1]

I feel bad for you Scbb1. Fortunately the loss you suffered was small.

I also noted AnEaglesFan's response with his comments as to what he does to help prevent suffering similar losses, and I would like to expand upon his post.

When I first started reading these "hooker boards" back in 2004, I read numerous posts talking about using a "street girl roll" for your pants when undressing in the hotel room with a sex worker.

It was suggested that the monger might hold his pants by the waistband, fold them once, and then roll them up. Begin rolling them at the waist tightly, all the way to the end of the legs. Basically a 'tight roll' much like you would do with a sleeping bag, with the pant pockets deep in the inside of the rolled-up clothes. With your pants rolled up into a tight tube it is easy to keep your pants away from the chica (s). If the chica is on your right side, keep your rolled up pants to your jeft side, with your body separating the chica from your jeans. If you need to go to the bathroom, take your rolled-up pants in with you to the bathroom instead of leaving your pants with an unsupervised sex worker. Rolled up pants could rest on the toilet tank's cover. That way you can shower or take a crap while protecting you money deep in the pant's pockets.

ScatManDoo,

Just out of curiosity, why do you feel sorry for me? What losses are you speaking about?

[Travv]

Went by the corner by the Gloria Club this afternoon and a promoter was handing out coupons for a free beer in the Chicago Club across the street for April 17th and 18th. FYI.

[ScatManDoo]

I know an American girl that has a house on the beach in Rosarito, its pretty nice as I went there to visit her, they got a couple of strip joints but it is tamer than T. J. I think it was about a $17 Uber ride from Tijuana. Its definitely safer and cleaner than Tijuana. We went to Bada Bing (Strip Joint) but it didn't open until later in the evening. The main attraction is Poppas and Beer which caters to a lot of tourist (american and Mexican) both male and female, kinda of like a wild american bar right on the beach.

I've had this happen by a duo working in the States. Learned a lesson that night. Single lady or duo pair, if you're going to use "her" shower take all your stuff with you where you can keep it in sight. Typically I just wait until I'm back at my hotel to take shower.

I feel bad for you Scbb1. Fortunately the loss you suffered was small.

I also noted AnEaglesFan's response with his comments as to what he does to help prevent suffering similar losses, and I would like to expand upon his post.

When I first started reading these "hooker boards" back in 2004, I read numerous posts talking about using a "street girl roll" for your pants when undressing in the hotel room with a sex worker.

It was suggested that the monger might hold his pants by the waistband, fold them once, and then roll them up. Begin rolling them at the waist tightly, all the way to the end of the legs. Basically a 'tight roll' much like you would do with a sleeping bag, with the pant pockets deep in the inside of the rolled-up clothes. With your pants rolled up into a tight tube it is easy to keep your pants away from the chica (s). If the chica is on your right side, keep your rolled up pants to your jeft side, with your body separating the chica from your jeans. If you need to go to the bathroom, take your rolled-up pants in with you to the bathroom instead of leaving your pants with an unsupervised sex worker. Rolled up pants could rest on the toilet tank's cover. That way you can shower or take a crap while protecting you money deep in the pant's pockets.

[AnEaglesFan]

They tried to usher me into the shower, but it was freezing cold, and the other girl helped herself to anything left in my wallet while I did so. It had hardly anything left, maybe $25, but still, there's plenty of little thieves like this.

I've had this happen by a duo working in the States. Learned a lesson that night. Single lady or duo pair, if you're going to use "her" shower take all your stuff with you where you can keep it in sight. Typically I just wait until I'm back at my hotel to take shower.

[Scbb1]

This a vid of him performing in Rosarito. How is Rosarito? Is their quick way to get their from CC / HK area?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3KfTmgcX488

I know an American girl that has a house on the beach in Rosarito, its pretty nice as I went there to visit her, they got a couple of strip joints but it is tamer than T. J. I think it was about a $17 Uber ride from Tijuana. Its definitely safer and cleaner than Tijuana. We went to Bada Bing (Strip Joint) but it didn't open until later in the evening. The main attraction is Poppas and Beer which caters to a lot of tourist (american and Mexican) both male and female, kinda of like a wild american bar right on the beach.

[LovesToSploog]

Rosarito is nice, personally I prefer playas but from the revolucion to Rosarito you can take an Uber for about 15-25 bucks, you get there pretty quick. You can also take a shared taxi which is like 50 pesos but it takes double the time since they pick up people along the way.

This a vid of him performing in Rosarito. How is Rosarito? Is their quick way to get their from CC / HK area?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3KfTmgcX488

[GoodSense3]

This a vid of him performing in Rosarito. How is Rosarito? Is their quick way to get their from CC / HK area?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3KfTmgcX488

[FormulaOneFan]

Meh, stupid phone. Covered BJ, best girls. LOL.

[ScatManDoo]

Covered by, but otherwise one of the best Tijuana guys I've ever had.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Glad you enjoyed yourself.

Not.

[FormulaOneFan]

Was in Tijuana Saturday afternoon to early evening. Steve most if my time at hk, but hit Chicago around 7 pm and it was popping. For girls were in the state hear the bar and one was a cute brunette spinner named Maya claiming to be from Venezuela. After a couple of drinks we went to the hotel and she was a great performer. Covered by, but otherwise one of the best Tijuana guys I've ever had.

[IkaikaSpartan]

Went on Tuesday night to meet a girl I found going down a rabbit hole with other a thread from Mexicali. Was there early at 7 pm. And there were about half dozen mujeres that were 8-10. I paid more damage this time because she is a young gal from CDMX in sexexpo scene and budding porn actress that can squirt. Everything covered and was allowed to video the session, epic at 120 con propinas. I usually pay 60 for Chicago. But I wanted something specific. The place is getting better and HK needs competition though that night at HK, I will post there too, it was full of much more hotter women. Still blowing Chicago out the water but good to know Chicago is getting better. They have guys at street corner trying to get you to Chicago since it's not on main strip. And I tried to get 2 beers for 1 but I think mesero that helped me from outside was clueless. You can get couple of beers at tropical or other places for 70 pesos. Too bad Adelitas is not stepping up there game too.

[Captain Solo]

Checked out Chicago with a bro about 10 PM. Chicago added half a dozen new booths with shiny red couch covers in the back, but the light was too bright and flat for hot times with chicas.

The club was fairly busy, had about 2 dozen guys and about the same number of girls. Most girls were sitting at the bar giving guys their eyes. 2 girls were stripping at the front stage, 2 splashing in the jacuzzi the middle of the bar and 2 more engaging in a lesbian foam show. Looks like Chicago is really trying to spice up its contents with more girls doing sexy, exciting things, and it's bringing in more clients.

The new MC agreed to give us 2 for 1 beers, but the meseros said it would never happen on weekend, only on weekdays, WTF? On weekend it only gives out a free Tequila shot at the bar with a beer purchase. Every bar in La Zona has 2-4-1 beer deals any day of the week. HK even gives away 2 free beers on Monday and Tuesday. Chicago should at least match the same deal as the more successful HK. Once guys come in, they are likely to stay and spend more money. The meseros said they tried but could not convince the management to match other bars.

One of the jacuzzi girls was a tiny girl with a pretty face, rolled up black hair, tan skin, but very small conical boobs with tiny tits. She would be perfect in the role of a local baby sitter the pervs always drool over. I planted a kiss on her pretty face, gave her a propina and squeezed her tiny boobs. She was smiling sweetly. She was a pretty and very attractive girl, but nobody was watching her in the tub. Damn. I ordered 2 Indios but my wingman did not want to stay for the beer, so we just bailed. Hope the mesero did not pry open the beers or he and his faggy MC would have to pay for and drink them. Chicago's girls as usual tend to be older, thick and plain, housewife type. Did not see any attractive enough for my taste to pursue. But, hearing from Muncher that hotel Jalos had no heat or hot water, and the rooms are known to be old, cold and dingy, I would think hard with my head and my dick even if Miss Unverse happened to work Chicago thatnight. OK OK. I can do Miss Unverse in jalos as long as the room is not Artic cold that my dick would freeze, crack and fall off hehe.

Chicago would be doing banging business if it could just bring in a few blonde, light skin spinners with Caucasian facial features. Quite a few guys are always seriously falling in love with that type. You know who!