Bangkok Reports

[SpeedBird009]

Gentlemen,

Day 3.

My 3rd day in BKK was actually omw back from a different SE Asia country; arrived at DMK in the late evening. Showered, and decided to try Soi Cowboy around 9 pm and admittedly, my least researched monger area. Got a beer at a place next to the Wild west gun place and people watched. Still lots of Asians everywhere, but seemed to be more diversity overall with Indians and white people. Funnily enough, there was an older white gentleman and a young Asian guy at a table talking to each other--I like to think the old wise experienced guy was showing the newbie the ropes of the game.

I made a few laps dodging the girls grabbing your arm and pinching your nipples. I wasn't quite sure where I wanted to go, but one of the gogo bars closer to the Western end of the street (towards Terminal 21) seemed to have the hottest girls standing outside in white bikinis. Stopped by a place where a ping pong show (was going on but I lost interest after 5 minutes. However, I was passing by Baccara and just on a random whim seeing one smokin hot girl come out, I decided to pop in there first. Got my entrance fee beer and went in and would you know it, there were even more Asians than Thermae! I fought my way around the stage where a bunch of girls w / #s were dancing (aka bobbing lazily to the music). After watching them bop around awhile, a mamasan approached me and asked who I liked. I appreciated that she had prices listed on a card explicitly so there was no room for negotiation or being ripped off. I said I'd like to see more of the talent there so I went upstairs which I think are the smoking floors. Although I hate smoke, it was less crowded and the girls were dancing topless. I bought a few more drinks for myself and watched several rotations of girls come and go and finally motioned to one spinner-type girl over. I had been talking to the girl closest to me and she was just a delightful gal with a super fun personality, amazing tits and smile and spoke very good English. But alas, I had my target..

Hi mate,

The girl you met at Bac New, it may or may not be the girl I'm funding and meant to be dating same name, build, age (well kinda), She was meant to of gave up the scene 1 year ago. Do you remember is she had any Tattoos? Or any thing which will make it easy to identify her? How was her skin on her face or a her hair style.

Would really appreciate a PM.

[Goferring]

I don't know how your getting cheated at CH.....

RL.

You may have misread my report: I wasnt cheated and I wasnt in Crazy Horse, Soi CowBoy. My report lists the bars that I visited in Nana Plaza where I saw numerous guys get trays of LDs delivered that they may or may not have agreed to.

BananaBoi suggested I may wish to visit CH but, if I do, watch my tab for padding. I may make it to Soi Cowboy later, depending on what my friends' plans are.

I've never met Apple.

Cheers. G.

[HelloMan2]

Watch out for scamming mamasans!

While we're on the subject of being cheated, here's my recent experience of scammy mamasan attempting to cheat me twice within 3 minutes.

Was in Rainbow4 a few days ago. I was in the process of barfining a girl, the mamasan wrote down the price on paper. Barfine is supposed to be 700 baht, that one wrote 1700 baht. When I inquired why barfine is 1700, she crossed off the '1' and laughed it off as being a mistake. Yea right.

Then I handed her the 1000 baht bills for the barfine. I know exactly how many bills I gave her, but when she counted back to me, it was 1 bill short. I argued I gave her exactly X-amount of bills, why 1 bill short?! I realized that in the process, she put one of my bills in the tab-cup of the customer sitting next to me, and told me that bill belongs to that customer. I ain't stupid, the tab-cup only contains paper tabs for drinks, nobody puts money in it, that 1000 baht bill belongs to me. I argued hard and again she admitted that I was right.

So there you go, if I wasn't clear-minded enough, I would have lost 2000 baht on the spot. I can easily imagine how many people she scammed using these tricks. On the spot, everything is fast and a little fuzzy (loud environment, maybe a little drunk so not too clear-headed), it's very easy to make mistakes and just give her the amount she asks if you're not careful.

That scamming mamasan was badge number 202 at Rainbow4.

The night before that, I was at another gogo. Before I left, I gave 100 baht tip to the mamasan-A whom I talked to. Another mamasan-be, whom I haven't seen or talked to the whole time I was there, approached and asked for tip. I refused politely and she appeared to be sad. Damn right, am I supposed to tip you just for walking in front of me? Mamasan-A was hugging on my arm and laughing that Mamasan-be didn't get my tip, she was joking that I liked her and not the other mamasan. No bich! I don't like you either, I only like the girl I'm about to take out.

Though they appear to be friendly on the outside, keep in mind that only one thing matters for them: milk the most cash out of you as possible. Be respectful to them, but refuse when you think a tip is not justified.

Watch out for these scamming mamasans, take care of your money!

[Robert Long]

Actually I had a good time because I wasnt after a huge night. I could see a few too many drinks leading to padded drink orders, tabs and false promises from the girls if one wasnt careful. I did see several instances of literally trays of LDs magically arriving at guys' tables. Whether they were ordered or not, I don't know but I could imagine some pretty sever cases of sticker shock at the nights end.

I don't know how your getting cheated at CH. They bring the Tab, you sign it and it goes into a small can in front of you. Why go crazy with LD's? If you want to buy a lady a drink pay cash, no Tab.

BTW? Is Apple still dancing with side show when she gets the dayglow painted on her body? Short punk style hair? If she move's in bed the way she dances on stage she has to be a great lay. I went back to see her the following night and she was bar fined.

RL.

[Smoothy]

Erect lengths average from 12 to 16 centimeters (4. 7 to 6. 3 inches).

I don't worry about it in Asia. I've mentioned before on this forum that the girls often comment about my penis being small. "Why you have dick small same like Asian man?" That's why they have never complained about it being too big. It's an advantage with the hard core professionals, but a disadvantage with some of the non pro Asians. It's definitely a disadvantage in the USA.

[Goferring]

To keep things in context I said the best in Nana. I think I mentioned to you that you will not like BKK gogo bars. I guess I was right on that front.

I assume you'll be going to Cowboy tomorrow. I hate Crazy House with a passion but you may want to check it out since BKK guys rave about it. If you do find a girl to buy a drink for watch your bar tab and make sure she only orders one drink at a time.

Again thanks for your unbiased reviews from an experienced monger who hasn't been to Thailand in years.

Actually I had a good time because I wasnt after a huge night. I could see a few too many drinks leading to padded drink orders, tabs and false promises from the girls if one wasnt careful. I did see several instances of literally trays of LDs magically arriving at guys' tables. Whether they were ordered or not, I don't know but I could imagine some pretty sever cases of sticker shock at the nights end.

[Jimmy Jimms]

Proof that beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder and changes night to night: last night I found the NEP bars to be pretty much the reverse of what you described. I think my strong preference for personality and performance over straight beauty alone had a lot to do with my ratings vs others'. Thanks for your reviews and PM suggestions.

Bar by bar:

Rainbow 4. Standing room only Chinese sausage fest. All the booths were full of punters but only one girl for each 4 guy booth. Very attractive girls onstage but barely moving dancing, lots of surgery, no eye contact, no floor walkers chatting up punters. No atmosphere with girls essentially immobile on stage and guys staring off, ogling them.

Twister. Many 5 and 6's, BBWs to the left stage dancing and topless, lookers to the right just standing there, lots of eye contact from the dancers.

Butterfly. Many rough heads on ok bodies, a few very attractive girls scattered amongst the crowd, shots delivered by the tray..

Rainbow 4 is not a sausage fest. LOL. It's Japanese Chimpo fest.

[Banana Boi]

To keep things in context I said the best in Nana. I think I mentioned to you that you will not like BKK gogo bars. I guess I was right on that front.

I assume you'll be going to Cowboy tomorrow. I hate Crazy House with a passion but you may want to check it out since BKK guys rave about it. If you do find a girl to buy a drink for watch your bar tab and make sure she only orders one drink at a time.

Again thanks for your unbiased reviews from an experienced monger who hasn't been to Thailand in years.

[Goferring]

Well at least we agree on something. I think the Rainbow bars are the best gogo bars in Nana / cowboy. When was your last visit to the Rainbow bar (Rainbow 2 I believe) on the ground floor?

Baccara good too but hate how the girls stand in the same place set after set and they don't rotate. Wouldn't be so bad if seats weren't more difficult to find than a Super Bowl ticket.

I personally don't enjoy Billboard. Don't find them young and cute like I prefer.

You don't like Twisters or KC2?

Proof that beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder and changes night to night: last night I found the NEP bars to be pretty much the reverse of what you described. I think my strong preference for personality and performance over straight beauty alone had a lot to do with my ratings vs others'. Thanks for your reviews and PM suggestions.

Bar by bar:

Rainbow 4. Standing room only Chinese sausage fest. All the booths were full of punters but only one girl for each 4 guy booth. Very attractive girls onstage but barely moving dancing, lots of surgery, no eye contact, no floor walkers chatting up punters. No atmosphere with girls essentially immobile on stage and guys staring off, ogling them.

Twister. Many 5 and 6's, BBWs to the left stage dancing and topless, lookers to the right just standing there, lots of eye contact from the dancers.

Butterfly. Many rough heads on ok bodies, a few very attractive girls scattered amongst the crowd, shots delivered by the tray.

Geisha. Heads barely ok at best, lots of baby damage.

Billboard. The girls were again segregated, tall lookers barely mobile on the revolving stage and older roughies in the water bath topless and actually dancing, good party atmosphere, girls making eye contact and walking the floor, greeting guests.

I noticed that all bars were predominantly delivering LDs as shots so pay your money and bam, it was gone.

[Bouvis]

Bangkok Golden Escorts with the one and only Bell..

Thank you for the updates.

I'm glad to hear you enjoyed.

Yeah, she is not perfect but pretty much close to it. The bolt ONS are really the only downer IMO.

[Catire]

So much for those racist (or more likely jealous) guys on here who always make fun of Asians with their 333 comments.

I've had a Thermae girl laugh out loud at that characterization and confirm it, even though her clients are exclusively Asian. (and she's afraid of "big" schlongs, though she takes particular pleasure in ridiculing the size (or lack thereof) of her first Thai boyfriend.

But you're right, physiologically speaking, the first 3 inches is where most of the vaginal nerve endings are. Anything beyond that and I think it becomes a mental thing (aphrodisiac or block).

[SpeedBird009]

Gentlemen,

Been mongering for awhile but believe it or not, first time to Thailand. Just wanted to give my reports from the past 4-5 days based on information I gleaned from this board's wisdom.

Day 1.

My flight landed at 2 am so by the time I got to my hotel it was nearly 3 am so I crashed. Woke up early due to jetlag and did some research, ate some food and got some general affairs in order. FWIW, I stayed on Soi 15 based on hotel elite status (that should give it away right there).

Around noon, I took the BTS from Asok to Phrom Phong. Destination: Dokidoki as I wanted to try some nuru and there was a Japanese restaurant right next door I was itching to try. Good food BTW and some cute waitresses LOL.

Stopped in, there were 3 girls available and I picked Happy. Looked just like her pictures from what mama showed me and she led me upstairs and we undressed. Natural boobs, a little bit of a pooch and baby damage but her face was so freaking cute. Experience was similar to any soapy place I've been to in Australia, HK and S Korea. The nuru was pretty fun though, she was sliding over every part of my body with every part of her body. We almost fell off the bed a couple times and we laughed and just generally had a good time. After the nuru, on went the rubber and she gave an average CBJ and then we went thru all the positions. With the nuru gel and her own juices making everything slippery, I popped in mish and she cleaned me up with a good scrub and shower. Since we had some time left, she offered a massage which was nothing to write home about.

Damage: 3000 thb...

Hi mate,

Sorry to bother you. But after reading your review on her it might be my g / f, Somebody who should have left the scene a year ago but the description of her is so scarcely close. The size, body, name is the same, age. Mate, can you remember if she had any tattoo's? And the locations or could you tell me what her hair was like? (few very easy tells) or what was her skin like on her face. Or can we private message.

I think tattoos will be telltale.

Obviously praying it's not her but if it is you could save me a fortune LOL.

[Sam Sanuk]

Erect lengths average from 12 to 16 centimeters (4. 7 to 6. 3 inches).

...studies have shown that the first 3 inches of the top of the inside of the vagina are the most sensitive and pleasing for a lady. Being long is not important to anyone but their ego.

RL.

I'll vouch for this! In my "prime" years, I probably exceeded the average size in length and girth. No so any more In fact, I've often just finger fucked a gal after I got my one shot off. Just feel around the first few inches on the top of the vagina and you will find a comparatively rough patch of tissue. This is what is often referred to as the "G Spot". In and out and around on this area is almost sure to arouse and result in a climax, unless the partner is frigid. LOL.

As to size, I had a girl friend who had been around the block a few times before I knew her. She was of the opinion that "size doesn't matter. It's what you do and how you do with what you have".

SS.

[Banana Boi]

Although studies have shown that the first 3 inches of the top of the inside of the vagina are the most sensitive and pleasing for a lady. Being long is not important to anyone but their ego

So much for those racist (or more likely jealous) guys on here who always make fun of Asians with their 333 comments.

Imo a girl who doesn't find you attractive but still wants your money will find many excuses to get out of providing good service for you. If you have a big dick she just found her first excuse she will try if she doesn't like you. Could be she is stroking your ego too.

The elasticity of a vagina is not to be underestimated. I'm sure if she liked a guy with a big dick or the guy was hot the girl would find a way for your Anaconda to fit and act like she enjoys it.

[Robert Long]

So are you saying I have a tiny dick?

Erect lengths average from 12 to 16 centimeters (4. 7 to 6. 3 inches).

This is from google. Not nationality based just average.

I've never had a lady complain either. But I have in many cases hit bottom and they all like that. Although studies have shown that the first 3 inches of the top of the inside of the vagina are the most sensitive and pleasing for a lady. Being long is not important to anyone but their ego.

RL.