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04-24-19 15:04 #9907
Posts: 426MASP took me two to three hours to get through. It has 2 floors.
Originally Posted by Eszpresszo [View Original Post]
The majority of the current exhibition is on loan from Chicago.
I recommend Museu de Arte Contemporanea. 7 floors. http://www.mac.usp.br/mac/. You could split MAC USP into two days.
I swear I used to fly to Rio grab a garota on Hookers Beach in front of Meia Pataca, go to Monte Carlo in the evening and finish the day at Help. I would have been around 50. Two a day was more common.
Many guys do 3 and 4 sessions a day at the European FKKs. But at my last session at FKK Shark the worker was complaining that none of the guys can come in a condom after I couldn't and I finished manual.
These days I am a cancer surgery survivor.
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04-24-19 12:18 #9906
Posts: 3630Originally Posted by BigBossMan [View Original Post]
I went there with a customer, we arrived there around 10 pm.
It was a Saturday, but even though the place was empty of customers and maybe 15 girls, none of them caught my eyes.
The entrance is 80 reais, all consumable, I had a gua de coco, during the time we were there only one strip tease.
The girl who did the show came to our table asking 500 Reais for half hour, room not included, we decided to leave.
In my opinion the girls were not better than the ones in Balneario, a cheap brothel next to Casaro.
If someone needs more details please PM me.
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04-24-19 04:04 #9905
Posts: 1077Originally Posted by BigBossMan [View Original Post]
And at what age can a male actually reliably ejaculate three times each day? Teenagers might like to imagine that they could, if they actually had something to ejaculate into besides their hand.
Please.
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04-23-19 23:54 #9904
Posts: 1077Hotel Review. Hotel Metropolis.
Quite a while back, I had a decent job with a company called Hotel Reservations Network, which later was renamed Hotels.com and acquired by Interactive Corp, then spun off in a bad merger with Expedia. I left around that time, but I did actually have a job writing the verbiage about the specific hotels on the website. Expect for half a dozen hotels in Vegas, Manhattan and South Beach, I'd never visited any of those places I wrote descriptions of. Occasionally, I get a yen to write a description of a hotel, and the love hotels I recently visited in SP fit the bill.
First stop on my first trip to SP was Hotel Metropolis, a love hotel widely favored by GPS and apparently by people who value discretion.
http://www.metropolishotel.com.br/
Since I had no clue where I should book a room and this seemed to be a good location in Bela Vista, close to the St. Cecilia metro station, it seemed a good place to start. Oddly enough, Booking.com does have a category of "Love Hotels" for SP, and this had a decent rate at $43 including breakfast (though when I got charged at the hotel the price came to $47 on my credit card). Note that Booking didn't bill me for the hotel but took CC information anyways.
Uber got me there from GRU in 45 minutes of traffic. The entrance is discrete and they have parking behind a gate for those who need to zip in and out discretely. I saw more than one luxury sedan with dark tinted windows enter and leave the garage. First thing I noticed upon entry as I walked inside and up a flight steps was young, attractive lady staring at her celular with an aggravate look. I soon figured out why.
At around midday on a Friday, all kinds of stray, unaccompanied women were coming and going. I regret not exchanging some contact info, as a few gave me a grin and a cursory greeting. Nobody at check in understood English and at that point I discovered all those Brazilian Portuguese lessons on iTalki did not amount to much. Actually, next to nobody in Brazil speaks English, so its a great place for a language immersion experience. Staff sit in a secure glass booth, and the available rooms are displayed on a small video screen on the counter in front of you. Despite the language barrier, check-in was easy, and the elevator worked okay though it was quite small. A striking, tall negra and I squeezed into it along with a room service cart someone had left inside, taking up half the small elevator, But it made a good excuse for exchanging names and pleasantries.
I got the WiFi passcode, however I had trouble getting logged on and staying on the network. I barely got a signal if any. I did have data access phone on my T-Mobile and I got a Claro card put in my other phone from a shop in the area of the hotel. However, I was getting a bad signal, and even messages were going out slow. Problem? Yes, cellular signal is bad here and the WiFi is abysmal. That wasn't confirmed until the next day.
My room was truly a place for a few hours of special time and not much else. There was no closet or clothes rack. So, there won't be much point in unpacking your clothes. There was a table and chairs to eat the nice breakfast they bring to your room. But, who stays overnight here besides misguided people like myself?
As far as decor, the room was what you would expect at a love hotel. The bed itself was quite comfortable with a console that controlled the AC, TV, radio and the lights. The latter was pretty cool as the colors could be changed and dimmed to your liking. There was cable TV with three porn channels (which I found boring under the circumstances) among others. The standard bathroom however had a whirlpool bath, which was great to soak in after a long flight and waiting for the GPS to answer your zap message. It turned out to be a long wait for naught. Obviously Friday is not a good time to get your choice of GPS. But after hours of no responses, I went out, had some drinks and hung out around the Paroquia Santa Cecilia church, where a percussion ensemble was drawing a sizable crowd of revelers. This is what I came to Brazil for!
It was only much later when I came in around 11 that I noticed a problem. I'd actually gotten a reply from a certain GP (who I will call Miss Vivi) hours earlier. How could I have missed it? It was late, though and I was tired. I did ping her the next morning and she agreed to show up at 10, shortly after I ate the huge breakfast. She sent me a zap at 10 straight up saying she was running a little late, and less than five minutes later, reception called me and let me know she was here. Good girl!
https://vivirodriguezsp.wixsite.com/vivideliciagp
Miss Vivian of the most profound bunda, explained to me that the Wifi at the Metropolis had once been good, but it was in fact all around bad, in more recent history. She agreed that the breakfast was great though, delivered in the foyer of the room, on a shelf that seems to be there for that purpose along. However, she also confirmed the cellular signal was also bad inside. To catch an Uber, I actually had to step outside to connect to their network. In hindight, I have to wonder if telecom issues were the reason I was getting so few or delayed responses from the various GPS I reached out to. Fair warning. Avoid this place if you need a good cell signal or strong WiFi. You may be frustrated as I was. Communications issues aside, Metropolis would be a good place to spend a few hours with someone you pay to be with for a few hours.
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04-23-19 22:36 #9903
Posts: 35Clinica Sunday lineup.
Originally Posted by AltoBomGosto [View Original Post]
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04-23-19 18:30 #9902
Posts: 6420Communicating.
Originally Posted by BigBossMan [View Original Post]
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04-23-19 13:24 #9901
Posts: 426Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]
Your experience may vary as The Cane points out. The Cane and I might just be two characters in Rashomon-like ISG story.
"The Rashomon effect occurs when an event is given contradictory interpretations by the individuals involved. The effect is named after Akira Kurosawa's 1950 film Rashomon, in which a murder is described in four contradictory ways by four witnesses."Last edited by Big Boss Man; 04-23-19 at 14:20. Reason: Clarification
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04-23-19 11:44 #9900
Posts: 3630Clinicas on weekend.
Originally Posted by Jim00 [View Original Post]
ABG.
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04-22-19 16:48 #9899
Posts: 6420Originally Posted by BigBossMan [View Original Post]
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04-22-19 16:04 #9898
Posts: 426Drawback to busy nights at clubs
If you don't speak Portugese the hottest garotas will not be available to you because they want to party with the young rich locals.
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04-22-19 00:33 #9897
Posts: 426I don't disagree in the slightest.
Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]
I would just say based on past experience that the vibe in the clubs is lower on the weekends. There are fewer guys and less money is being transacted. For example, you won't see as many table dances at Bomboa because fewer guys are willing to pay for it. So if you are a tourist and it is a one shot deal try to go to the clubs on a weeknight especially a Thursday.
I also acknowledge that my information may be old. In my prime, Bahamas had the best-looking garotas. Kilt had a different manager. Bomboa did not have the rule that you have to go to a separate location. They had in-house rooms. Now you have to walk out the door.
Nowadays, the guys on the board seem to prefer Scandallo and Casarao.
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04-21-19 15:03 #9896
Posts: 2707Abbobora and Enjoy
Originally Posted by Eszpresszo [View Original Post]
Did you do any boates?
P.S. I love the Scandalo vibe but it is expensive for what you get girlwise. I liked my Casarao hottie equally well. As I tell others Scandalo is about the King of the World experience, not the girl quality per se.
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04-21-19 14:02 #9895
Posts: 6420Originally Posted by BigBossMan [View Original Post]
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04-21-19 13:28 #9894
Posts: 3630Tangara.
TG is going to be open today.
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04-21-19 12:30 #9893
Posts: 11Originally Posted by BigBossMan [View Original Post]
I'm still learning Portuguese so I can be "conversational" when I go.