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[Engine Driver]

Old Aussie prostitute user pontificates about the moral compass of Chinese women. LOL. Comedy gold.

Make that a Proud old Aussie prostitute user, thank you very much. LOL.

Been at it for 35 years and haven't been caught yet. Have loved every minute of it.

[Dodgy Asian]

Good on you Sir. You showed remarkable discipline. If there were more punters like you, the greedy masseuses would have to reset their expectations.

FWIW, in Sydney a $50 tip will get you a nude body slide, access to all areas and a HJ. On many times I've been able to munch on her pussy while she's jerking me off. But you can only do that in the morning as by the afternoon, it won't be that fresh.

Haha good on you mate, I still think that living in Melbourne is better in most other aspects. From what I've heard almost everything else is more expensive in Sydney, I guess that I may have heard wrong. At $50 bucks those non-greedy masseuses must make great use of the dough they make.

[Backbell11]

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[FenceJumper]

"No matter what the flower is called it would still smell good".

"By any other name".

[Cotos]

I often wondered how these Chinese women straight out of China are so open about sex, are so upfront and have no qualms about the work they do. It's probably because they grew up in a god less society and their moral compass points a different direction to ours.

Old Aussie prostitute user pontificates about the moral compass of Chinese women. LOL. Comedy gold.

[Cotos]

They're the union rules. Lucky Short Ass Bill didn't get in otherwise it would be $40 extra on Sundays.

Being a self employed sole trader union rules have nothing to do with what she wants to charge. And unfortunately we have Mr happy clappy the Pentecostal god bothered as PM. I'm just waiting for him to start speaking in tongues at one of his press conferences, although it's hard to tell with the gibberish coming out of his gob. On the positive side the providers we use may have to reconsider their pricing once the Liberal led recession starts to bite in 6 months time. For those of us who are gainfully employed and the well healed boomers with their fingers in the government till via franking credits things could be looking up in this regard.

[Chaos1980]

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[Engine Driver]

I had this day planned all week.

All in all a bit of a disappointment but it was a afternoon out and about forgetting lifes issues and finishing off with a pizza and Jim Beam.

Good on you Sir. You showed remarkable discipline. If there were more punters like you, the greedy masseuses would have to reset their expectations.

FWIW, in Sydney a $50 tip will get you a nude body slide, access to all areas and a HJ. On many times I've been able to munch on her pussy while she's jerking me off. But you can only do that in the morning as by the afternoon, it won't be that fresh.

[FenceJumper]

All in all a bit of a disappointment but it was a afternoon out and about forgetting lifes issues and finishing off with a pizza and Jim Beam.

You would be a lot more disappointed if you had allowed them to rip you off. Well done on standing your ground. There are plenty of GVFM gems out there who are worthy of your custom.

Good luck.

[OlderPlayer]

I had this day planned all week.

First to get some manscaping done at Oakliegh then a Lomi Lomi massage in Dandenong.

5 minutes into the waxing I am asked if I want to stay for Massage and I answered maybe.

Almost done with the wax and harder than Japanese arithmetic the waxer ask if I want HJ $30 and for $50 I can touch her but only through her cloths.

I counter with $20.

No was her reply so I said "oh well that's $20 you don't make today" Got dressed and headed off to my next appointment the Lomi Lomi massage.

I have had several Lomi Lomi massages so I know what I should be getting.

$75 = 45 min.

In to the room and greeted with the NO SEX sign and told to undress and Lay down I did ask again and explained Lomi Lomi is not done on towels The Aussie ML left and 5 minutes latter another ML came in not asian but from a European country.

I again told her Lomi lomi and with this she pulled the towels off the table and ask me to lay down.

It was a average massage not even getting close to the lomi lomi I get in Blackburn North.

It did not have the long flowing under body strokes that should have been done.

There was no flip but she did lean in close and asked if I wanted anything else.

She offered HJ for $50 or naked for $100.

I had to ask twice and I said no.

She wiped me down with a small hot towel and then she left me to clean myself up.

All in all a bit of a disappointment but it was a afternoon out and about forgetting lifes issues and finishing off with a pizza and Jim Beam.

[OlderPlayer]

For a first timer here, you are asking a lot. LOL. If you contribute a few reports, then take out membership, people are more likely to PM you with contacts.

Thanks ED.

You beat me to it.

[Engine Driver]

I was tired of searching for a good are&T in the west so I jumped on the tram and headed to 108 bourke st to see what pings was like As I was looking at the sign in the window I heard someone say hey when I turned around there was an Asian woman in a short skirt and revealing cleavage about 35 standing in the doorway of another premises opposite She motioned with her hand to come over I entered the door and she said massage $40 30 minutes so I agreed and was shown to a room as I was undressing she re entered the room with a smile and grabbed me on the tackle and told me to get onto the table after 15 minutes of good massage on the back she made the HJ notion then held up 5 fingers I nodded no and I held up 3 fingers first she held up 5 fingers again then I pointed in the direction of pings and held up 3 fingers again and she agreed during the HJ my hands were sliding up her skirt then under her blouse no objections it was a great HJ and when finished the massage recommenced on my front I walked out happy after parting with $70 and she whispered next time more was available if I returned to her.

Yes, I know the place you are talking about, directly opposite Pings. I've been there before. Massage was $70 for the hour compared to $55 at Pings. I was allocated a beautiful young Chinese girl. Totally hot. She was a 9. Can't remember her name, but it was either Fifi, CiCi, Mimi or Lulu. On the flip she offered me HJ, but just wouldn't budge from $50. There was no room for negotiation. It's not everyday I'm going to get wanked off by a beautiful young girl, so I just took the deal. She knew the effect she had on men, and I don't think anyone would have walked away without getting their boner milked for 50. She let me touch her while she was clothed. Beautiful ass.

[Engine Driver]

For a Sunday an extra $20. What a joke. Give her a miss.

They're the union rules. Lucky Short Ass Bill didn't get in otherwise it would be $40 extra on Sundays.

[Engine Driver]

I had a very unusual massage experience today. I walked past this shop on Sydney Road, Brunswick. It was wet and windy, so I decided to enter. Paid the $70 upfront for 1 hour and was shown to a very neat and tidy room. As I was undressing, the masseuse, a slightly plump, plain looking, large framed Chinese woman in her early 30's came in. Her name was Fifi.

I stripped off and laid face down. She didn't have much idea about massage and I don't think she had been to massage training school. But anyhow, being a big, strong girl, she kneaded and pummelled me with all her might. Despite her not knowing anything about technique, it still felt good. She then got me to flip at the 30 minute mark, and I knew then I had been dudded. Normally, I expect the flip at the 45 minute mark. She grabbed my cock and asked if I wanted a HJ. I asked how much and up went five fingers. I said I didn't have 50, and countered with three fingers. She said okay. I told her I wanted more proper massage before the HJ as we still had 30 minutes on the clock, but she wasn't interested. She just wanted to jerk me off and get me out the door early.

She then put my hand on her thighs and asked me to massage her. I said to her "why don't you lie down and I will give you a proper massage? " She didn't hesitate to accept. Within 5 seconds, she was face down on the table, still wearing her short dress and her thong panties showing. So I hopped on her back, fully naked and with a full boner and massaged her neck and shoulders. Then I unzipped her dress and did her upper back. I then unclasped her bra and massaged the rest of her back. I then kneaded her butt cheeks and pulled her thong down to her knees. There was no protest. I then spent some time massaging her inner thighs. When I asked her to flip, she refused. I then told her to massage my cock. So I hopped back onto the table and she proceeded to stroke my cock. I played with her ass and she lifted her bra cups so I could see her tits. She must have got rather excited as she then wriggled out of her dress, pulled down her panties and asked me to finger her pussy. It didn't take me long to shoot my load.

She told me to come back next week with more money and more is on offer. She said I could lick her pussy and she would blow me. I said what about sex? She then told me to keep my voice down and just nodded. She wasn't attractive enough to warrant another visit, so I will pass.

So gentlemen, you never know what might happen in these Asian massage parlours. Fifi works on Sundays and is certainly one sex starved MILF.

I often wondered how these Chinese women straight out of China are so open about sex, are so upfront and have no qualms about the work they do. It's probably because they grew up in a god less society and their moral compass points a different direction to ours.

[Engine Driver]

Can you share the contact? I love these massages that turns sensual.

For a first timer here, you are asking a lot. LOL. If you contribute a few reports, then take out membership, people are more likely to PM you with contacts.