Medellin Reports

[The Tall Man]

I have a friend who lives by the word of Poblado, he also was taking Flagyl to clear up that same itch he obtained in Poblado, for a significant fee. But hey, if trying to convince the reader that better, cleaner, safer WGs are in Poblado, go ahead, I know bettter. The fresh new talent is at ground zero, Centro! I haven't seen one post that theoretically proves that safer, cleaner, better girls are in Poblado versus Centro, the only relevance to each location is that one charges more than the other and both produce the same outputs! To each their own, but I've had my take or I have been taken in Poblado and I don't want to get took again! Pollo negro is out!

Hey PN,

Are you back in Medellin now? I returned from SoCal this past week and after a month hiatus so glad to be back in the dirty dilapidated scummy area that we both love called el centro! Already partied down there 3 times in the past 4 days. And now I am sitting in my apartment here in Medellin I will be back down in centro in a few hours.

To each his own and I am living the dream of a rockstar on a nominal budget.

The Tall Man.

[Surfer500]

Agree. I also think one can have fun and report back without putting down others either directly or passively. IMO, one of the beauties of mongering in MDE is that we all aren't limited to one small area.

I really can't think of another mongering destination like MDE anywhere in the world. When you factor in all of the different venues, the price range from low end to high end, the beautiful women, the weather, and close proximity to the USA is hard to beat. The only downside is how dangerous it can be, and the language issue which affects some.

[Turgid]

............ Actually it happened to me in the Vera Cruz area. I payed first and the girl said she was going for a beer and never came back............

If you meet a street walker, pay her first and then she says she's going for a beer, and returns, marry that girl!

[Orgasmico]

It's the "Who's the Better Monger" game. There's no real rules, you just pick something you prefer, declare it the best, attack anything you don't prefer and declare yourself the winner.

There are guys who can't enjoy El Centro. It's outside of their comfort zone. It doesn't benefit them to insist they come to El Centro. It's not helpful to insinuate they're a loser for not staying in El Centro.

Agree. I also think one can have fun and report back without putting down others either directly or passively. IMO, one of the beauties of mongering in MDE is that we all aren't limited to one small area.

Case in point, the pic is from a guy who comes to Medellin to floss and habitually posts about it in the FB groups. Some guys are El Poblado dudes and it's better that way. I have no incentive to steer him to another part of town through social media, youtube, emails, etc., which are often based on information from this forum.

[JjBee62]

There are great views in Centro too but it is really scuzzy. I love it. I am a Centro rat.

I love the El Centro views too. Scuzzy has its appeal. It just doesn't appeal to everyone. I've taken guys through El Centro who practically walk around on their toes to keep their shoes from touching anything dirty. Can't imagine how they'd react a few blocks north and west where all the dumpster divers take their garbage to sell.

[JjBee62]

Yes. And when you do, place them on the other side of the room opposite of the door. Keep yourself between your items and the exit door. Even if it means putting them on the floor. Prevent quick exits.

You've clearly never seen the floors in the rooms in the El Centro strip clubs.

[JjBee62]

Sorry I didn't mean Gustos, I meant to say Fase Dos. I plan to check out Gustos just to see what it's like but I've already decided that I won't be having any sessions there.

So looks like you pay before at Fase Dos then? That's a shame cause I feel because it's a strip club, girls can easily scam by making up some sort of excuse to get away and then not come back if their getting paid before the session.

It doesn't work that way at Fase Dos.

Once you decide on a girl she'll lead you over to where you pay. Then she'll lead you outside to the place next door where the rooms are. You'll go to the window where they'll hand over towels and a condom (there's a charge for the condom) and the girl will take you to the room.

If some girl tries to get you to pay while you're still sitting at the table, she's trying to scam you.

[Gezpen]

I have found Energy Massage posting on Youtube and it certainly gets my attention. Is there a metro station nearby?

Energy is in the Laureles district and I may well be staying in this area, would a Uber taxi be the best way of getting there.

A fee of 150,000 cop was mentioned earlier, but the poster paid an additional 50,000 cop. Is this tip expected every time?

[Trojan22]

You have to pay the multa to the Bar for the girl to leave with you. Plenty of girls there will say that you need to pay them before can take them back to your place but it isn't true. I have never paid a FASE 2 chick upfront to come back to my place. I pay the multa to get them out of the club and then pay the chick after the deed is done.

If they insist on payment upfront a take a pass. It is actually much better to just get phone numbers and call them up later. If they decide to spend a night with you rather than going to work. Then you have a much better shot at an enjoyable experience compared to just pulling them out the same night you meet them.

Interesting, thanks.

And what about for when doing the deed at Fase Dos? Do you pay before or after?

Also is this the same protocol for the other strip clubs like La Isla, Loutron, Lana Lunera etc or is it different at each place?

Thanks again.

[MedellinGringo]

So looks like you pay before at Fase Dos then? That's a shame cause I feel because it's a strip club, girls can easily scam by making up some sort of excuse to get away and then not come back if their getting paid before the session.

You have to pay the multa to the Bar for the girl to leave with you. Plenty of girls there will say that you need to pay them before can take them back to your place but it isn't true. I have never paid a FASE 2 chick upfront to come back to my place. I pay the multa to get them out of the club and then pay the chick after the deed is done.

If they insist on payment upfront a take a pass. It is actually much better to just get phone numbers and call them up later. If they decide to spend a night with you rather than going to work. Then you have a much better shot at an enjoyable experience compared to just pulling them out the same night you meet them.

[Knowledge]

There are great views in Centro too but it is really scuzzy. I love it. I am a Centro rat.

It's the "Who's the Better Monger" game. There's no real rules, you just pick something you prefer, declare it the best, attack anything you don't prefer and declare yourself the winner.

Of course there is no best way. It's all subjective. No matter how good of a time someone in El Centro is having with a girl, the mongers in Poblado, Laureles, Envigado, Sabaneta, Belen and elsewhere aren't feeling a thing.

There are guys who can't enjoy El Centro. It's outside of their comfort zone. It doesn't benefit them to insist they come to El Centro. It's not helpful to insinuate they're a loser for not staying in El Centro.

There are guys who can't afford El Poblado. Paying $40-$100 a night for a room isn't in their budget. You can tell them about the views and the jacuzzi and the parade of Facebook girls coming through, but it won't help them.

For every spot in Medellin there are some who can't or won't stay there. For every price range of the girls there are some who can't or won't spend the money..

[Jack Jones Dtw]

Never take your clothes off before she does.

Yes. And when you do, place them on the other side of the room opposite of the door. Keep yourself between your items and the exit door. Even if it means putting them on the floor. Prevent quick exits.

[Knowledge]

I blame the thief.

Time For Another Episode Of Blame The Victim.

(This time we switch to the gringo area called Laureles).

[Trojan22]

If you're planning on having a session at Gusto it should be interesting. Gusto is a regular night club. There's no sessioning there, no place to session there.

If you decide to go to Gusto, which almost nobody recommends, and you decide to pick up a girl in Gusto, you will pay her after. You will pay her a whole lot afterwards, especially if you don't clarify with her, before you leave Gusto, how much she wants. You need to be very clear on the amount. Unless you're speaking flawless Spanish, the girls will give you prices in dollars. You probably won't encounter this except around Parque Lleras.

Some guys will argue it's not necessary to clarify the currency. You're in Colombia. If someone is giving prices in dollars they should say dollars. However, when a girl in Gusto tells you "300", would you rather take 2 seconds to ask "pesos? Or spend 30 minutes arguing because she wants 300 dollars and you only have 300 k pesos?

Massage parlors are typically paid after. Casas it all depends on which casa. Some you pay in advance. Some you pay after. Strip clubs you pay before.

Sorry I didn't mean Gustos, I meant to say Fase Dos. I plan to check out Gustos just to see what it's like but I've already decided that I won't be having any sessions there.

So looks like you pay before at Fase Dos then? That's a shame cause I feel because it's a strip club, girls can easily scam by making up some sort of excuse to get away and then not come back if their getting paid before the session.

[GeneHickman]

I don't think these girls will meet you outside without any deal in place beforehand. I am almost sure they won't meet you at a cafe. That is just not how it works based on my own experience.

Don't expect them to be always on time because they could go radio silent at any time for no reason. Sometimes translator won't work because they will send voice message that you may not understand. Just be prepare to encounter situation like these occasionally.

Agree it speeds up heading. Healing should be quick, but your risks go up needless to say. So take the needed precautions. Are you near the end of yoir tour of duty? Bummer when at the start.