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[EihTooms]

This would probably make a good topic all by itself. My apologies that this isn't a report.

Looking at sites like Thai Friendly and Thai Cupid, I am curious about the search criteria, and what to look for in selecting ladies that are more inclined to be open to P4P type arrangements.

I tend to look at the age of the lady and the range of ages she is interested in. Ladies that say any age to any age are definitely on my list. Thai Cupid has loselects playful answers, sherts of fields and if the lady says "any" to most things, or playful answers to specific questions, I take that as a good sign.

Any other search strategies for thinning out the scads of ladies on these sites?

I agree with Robert Long's reply on this. I would add that in terms of the "Search" function of those two dating sites, you probably want to keep the geographic area of your search as close as possible to the ground zero red light districts. It is a bit uncertain how effective that is because we never know what geographic area many or most of the P4P-leaning girls say they reside on their profile. Maybe they say they are living several hours away by bus in Korat on their profile but in fact they are currently rooming with 2 other girls in a 2,500 baht per month room in Rangsit (about an hour away from lower Sukhumvit by BTS and minivan) or right down nearby Soi 16. I suppose the alternative then would be to expand your search to Any city Anywhere in Thailand, then filter out for reasonable distance from where you are as quickly as possible when you chat.

Anyway, for ThaiFriendly it is pretty easy to choose the best geographic location for your search, imo; the Search choices would be Thailand-Bangkok-Sukhumvit (or, the alternate option, Within 15kms of All Areas of Bangkok).

For ThaiCupid, I choose Within 50 kms (that is the shortest distance you can choose) of the Khlong Toei district in Bangkok. The Khlong Toei district roughly encompasses lower Sukhumvit Road to the Chao Phraya River and from the expressway just past Soi 1 to the BTS On Nut station.

Also, this might seem obvious, but if you are really only interested in focusing on P4P girls, Search for girls only interested in Romance/Dating or similar where possible, not Penpal, Friendship, Marriage, etc. However, a rather high percentage of girls who I wind up in bed with very quickly and often after some concept of financial aid has been mentioned do say they are looking for Friendship on their profiles. Of course, you can also say outright on your profile that you want to meet girls looking for a customer.

BTW, my technique for attracting interest from online dating site girls who aren't quite yet ready to admit to themselves they are open to P4P but, given a bit of time, could get there or to a reasonable facsimile under the right circumstances (haha) would not necessarily be the same as above. But that is a different topic.

[Robert Long]

This would probably make a good topic all by itself. My apologies that this isn't a report.

Looking at sites like Thai Friendly and Thai Cupid, I am curious about the search criteria, and what to look for in selecting ladies that are more inclined to be open to P4P type arrangements.

I tend to look at the age of the lady and the range of ages she is interested in. Ladies that say any age to any age are definitely on my list. Thai Cupid has loselects playful answers, sherts of fields and if the lady says "any" to most things, or playful answers to specific questions, I take that as a good sign.

Any other search strategies for thinning out the scads of ladies on these sites?

Cut to the chase. I do. I ask them if they are looking for a BF or a Customer. They will reply honestly and tell you what the are looking for. It works great in Phuket. 90% are looking for a customer. I play golf in the morning, do personal business during the day and later on I pull up TF and pick a bed warmer. No Bar BS or Bar fine.

The majority want an overnight and you can nego a good price.

RL.

[Syzygies]

When I tried to do it that way in Pattaya, they told me I had to come back on the day it was expiring.

I don't think I ever extended on the absolute last day, so what they told you is bullshit. Hard to understand what was going on.

I read the Pattaya Immigration office (Soi 8) closed and is replaced by one in Jomtien.

There also seems to be a phone App to assist:

http://immchonburi.go.th/main/app/index.html

[BMoreDog69]

This would probably make a good topic all by itself. My apologies that this isn't a report.

Looking at sites like Thai Friendly and Thai Cupid, I am curious about the search criteria, and what to look for in selecting ladies that are more inclined to be open to P4P type arrangements.

I tend to look at the age of the lady and the range of ages she is interested in. Ladies that say any age to any age are definitely on my list. Thai Cupid has loselects playful answers, sherts of fields and if the lady says "any" to most things, or playful answers to specific questions, I take that as a good sign.

Any other search strategies for thinning out the scads of ladies on these sites?

[Mr Enternational]

One does not need to wait till permit to be in Thailand is on its last day. In case a of something going wrong, it is easier to apply for 30 days extension, a few days before stay has elapsed. You won't lose any days. They just want your money! 1900 Baht.

When I tried to do it that way in Pattaya, they told me I had to come back on the day it was expiring.

[Syzygies]

After trying a regional Immigration office in the province, I start to see the good aspects of Chaeng Wattana Immigration Office. They are reasonably efficient. Ha ha.

For 30 day extension I had to visit regional Im office on Friday for 90 minutes to 2 hours (even they had no customers) but they could not get computer to work so had to return Monday, for another 90 minutes in total. The queue of people was short, however other matters seemed to have priority. So waited well over 40 mins for no apparent reason, for them to call my number. Maybe a 30 day extension takes much longer, ha ha. It was 50 km drive to get there so counting both days, 200 km travelled.

Chaeng Wattana and possible heavy traffic start to seem good. Just time the right days and time of day, to avoid heavy traffic and long queues. I. e. First thing Monday is about the worst I reckon. I think Late morning Tuesday is pretty good, for shorter waiting queues.

One does not need to wait till permit to be in Thailand is on its last day. In case a of something going wrong, it is easier to apply for 30 days extension, a few days before stay has elapsed. You won't lose any days. They just want your money! 1900 Baht.

[EihTooms]

Never went there just noticed it from a window in a hotel I was staying at. No cutting sounds good. It's called " The Non Scalpel Vasectomy Center" , it's between Soi 8 and 10 . Good luck, worth looking into.

RL.

The non scalpel vasectomy procedure has been a popular method for performing one for decades. It's the way mine was performed 30+ years ago. Instead of making one or two insicions with a scalpel on the scrotum to access and cut the appropriate tubes, one small puncture hole is made. The doctor then pulls each of the two tubes out through the same hole to cut them and then tuck them back inside. A puncture hole is less intrusive, bleeds less and heals faster than an incision.

In my case, the puncture was made back behind my balls closer to the taint rather than in front of my balls closer to the base of my penis.

[Robert Long]

I had mine 4 or 5 years ago. My balls didn't hurt at all. What was sore was the inside around the lower part of my stomach from them pulling on the tubes. Think how you would feel the next day if you had not worked out in years, then one day you did 1000 crunches. They poked a hole in my sack and did what they had to do from there. After it was over, they put a cotton ball and a band aid on top of the hole.

All it does is cut off the sperm. The semen is something totally different and is not affected. Although I have no intentions of doing a taste test, I think it is more what your diet is that affects the taste of the semen, and not whether it contains sperm or not. It is said that smoking, drinking alcohol, and eating pineapples are some things that affect the taste.

Never went there just noticed it from a window in a hotel I was staying at. No cutting sounds good. It's called " The Non Scalpel Vasectomy Center" , it's between Soi 8 and 10 . Good luck, worth looking into.

RL.

[Mr Enternational]

I had one two years ago. You balls will ache a little for two or three days. After that, everything is back to the way it was before.

I had mine 4 or 5 years ago. My balls didn't hurt at all. What was sore was the inside around the lower part of my stomach from them pulling on the tubes. Think how you would feel the next day if you had not worked out in years, then one day you did 1000 crunches. They poked a hole in my sack and did what they had to do from there. After it was over, they put a cotton ball and a band aid on top of the hole.

All it does is cut off the sperm. The semen is something totally different and is not affected. Although I have no intentions of doing a taste test, I think it is more what your diet is that affects the taste of the semen, and not whether it contains sperm or not. It is said that smoking, drinking alcohol, and eating pineapples are some things that affect the taste.

[Mostek6502]

Question for those with vasectomy. .

I had one two years ago. You balls will ache a little for two or three days. After that, everything is back to the way it was before.

Not having to ever worry about some woman trying to trap you useing the oldest trick in the book is an incredible relief.

Cannot comment about the taste. I met a girl a few months ago who was (and still is) a virgin, the hymen was intact. She absolutely loved sucking cock and swallowing the load, fantastic. BTW she was terrified of pregnancy.

[EihTooms]

Question for those with vasectomy. After the Op, can I expect my cum to look, smell or taste any better? I suspect not, since Sperm would have been such a small percentage of the total volume. However web does not like to focus on these type of questions.

It has been many years since I got my vasectomy but remember wondering the same kind of thing before the surgery. Almost the same thing. I was more just wondering if it would be any different, not necessarily better. But, no, I did not notice any difference.

Of course, my only experience with tasting my own cum would be the obligatory slightly open mouth kiss with tongues briefly touching I am willing to give my girl a few minutes after I have finished inside her mouth but well after she has swallowed let's say 99% of it by then. I am talking about the gesture I make in kissing her on the mouth soon afterwards, before she goes into the bathroom as most of us do after sex anyway, to assure her that I do not think what she just did in taking it in her mouth and swallowing it was nasty, dirty, revolting, a humiliation, degrading, an insult, whatever. Which I do not think for real anyway. And in getting just trace amounts of it onto my tongue and lips at that moment, I would say the experience smells and tastes no different now than it did many years ago before I got my vasectomy.

[Syzygies]

Question for those with vasectomy. After the Op, can I expect my cum to look, smell or taste any better? I suspect not, since Sperm would have been such a small percentage of the total volume. However web does not like to focus on these type of questions.

Would be great though, if there was a vasectomy side effect of making cum smell and taste better. Smell slightly reminds of some weak chemical like chlorine or ammonia, etc. Not exactly, but not nice.

If cum stained tissues are left lying around, the smell is certainly detectable and not desirable at all.

I was reading the web about semen phobias, and even about fear of swallowing it. I came across something that explains the bad taste. Apparently it is a metallic taste due to high quantity of Zinc. I understand that since I have Zinc supplement pills that taste real nasty metallic.

https://greatsexguidance.com/question/swallowing-seme/

Apparently high salt intake or high zinc intake could make it taste worse quite possibly, for a girl doing CIM.

[Syzygies]

Thank you for your continued support to assist the expats and those interested in the Thai culture.
RL.

I have to put up with religious mini lectures from the Mrs. Especially Kharma and reincarnation, Ha ha. Met her in 2005. Religious stuff is only mildly interesting but can affect our mongering activities slightly.

We can see bars and MPs making offerings to the Buddha, so even hookers can be quite religious. Thais generally believe in reincarnation and whether they come back in a higher status or lower (like as a dog or insect) can depend on how good they do in this life. Being a hooker does not seem to make them think they are a bad person at all, and may still ascend to Nirvana (the ultimate without needing to be reincarnated).

I have been to a lot of temples and quite a few Thai religious ceremonies in my time, whether funerals, boys becoming a monk, religious holidays etc.

I also hear talk about spirits (souls with no living body to live in), which is not fully compatible with Buddhism as far as I can tell. We can see little spirit houses around the place. Thais generally believe in spirits or ghosts.

The best thing about Buddhism is that it is very tolerant of persons having other religions, not trying to make out every other religion is bullshit.

[Syzygies]

This topic maybe confusing so I quote two good articles.

http://www.richardbarrow.com/2016/02...d-in-thailand/

https://www.thephuketnews.com/alcoho...kend-73173.php#IhRY0 MZSMD1 PH7 pB. 97.

So it appears that alcohol cannot be sold on 5 Buddhist holidays, set in law since 2015 but observed before that I am sure. Hotels maybe exempt.

Also in 2 days before elections.

Also not before 11 am and not between 2 pm and 5 pm.

The last rule is supposedly to stop school children buying alcohol, but that reason is clearly nonsense. Ids of buyer can be checked.

I regularly buy a box of beer outside the official hours, but at selected local family run stores, not 7 eleven or supermarkets. There is no reason to police these stores at all.

My Mrs' uncle was sworn off alcohol for duration of rainy season Buddhist lent (similar to a Ramadan period but for Buddhists).

So yesterday no sales of alcohol but he got drunk really fast, such that even the Mrs could not understand his speech.

So sure alcohol was available. Respect for the religious event, sure some, but many people getting merry.

There are plenty of other public holidays where alcohol can be sold, so don't blame any Kings for being relevant I think.

Today is a public holiday but alcohol sales are normal.

A common problem reported in Thailand is workers get very drunk on public holidays. The day after, they are so hung over they may not show up for work.

[Syzygies]

Ow wow, look at that, I got some of those little potato looking things like Lychees too.

Weed makes no one horny and creates no sense of urgency. It creates just a cloud of grooviness.

Ever consider why you only get laid when your wife fires up? Are ya sure its because the weed makes her randy then?

When she suddenly starts wanting sex everyday, and is even asking for it (without waiting for me to take the initiative), there seems little doubt the good quality stuff is relaxing her and making want to groove and have a few orgasms, even be a wildcat briefly. So yes very sure. Low quality dried up stuff does not seem to work well at all. Without the stuff any natural horniness may be getting suppressed by control mechanisms. Alcohol loosens girls control also no doubt, but the good Ganja works better for her desires to overcome control.

I am not trying to [CodeWord123] the Mrs. , however do manage to overcome her laziness at times, without the Ganja assist. Once get the mouth on her pussy, she becomes more compliant. She hates to be undressed under my gaze too much (except for sex), for fear it will make me too horny and molest her immediately. Her body is hot.

If weed makes you crazy for food, so be it.

https://g.co/kgs/u8CYtQ

Those little Potato like fruits are probably Longkong (sounds like long-gong) and known as Langsat in English (other names Duku and Lanzones in Philippines), if size of large marbles. They have several white segments inside with a seed in possibly each segment. I quite like them. Not as sweet and perfumy tasting as Lamyai (Longan). Linjee (Lychee) is my favourite though if tangy. My dictionary lists Thai words Longkong and Langsat, so possible they are very slightly different varieties. Many would be aware there are a huge number of different varieties of Bananas, Thurians, Oranges, Apples, Papayas, Mangoes, etc. , most fruits. My favourite Lychee variety is called "Jakaphan", favourite Mango is called "Naam dork mai", and favourite banana is called "Nam-wa" ("LepMeuNang" also good). Names of varieties can matter for the taste. All part of learning the Thai language, so many fruit varieties and vegetables to get to know.