Thread: Stupid Shit in the Philippines
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11-18-19 23:14 #116
Posts: 487Originally Posted by PedroMorales [View Original Post]
Want to fuck a girl upside down in a cupboard, just ask. Want the royal treatment from landing to departure, just ask. Want the girl, her cousins and her mum, just ask.
When I visited Siargao the surfing place, there were filipina that surf and fuck. If that's your thing. There are adventurous girls that love travel and love guys. Just ask. Find the experiences that float your boat.
Your profile and posting history shows you have been monitoring and engaging with the Ph forum. It's time for you to Level Up. Raise your expectations well above your first four bareback encounters.
PP.
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11-18-19 18:05 #115
Posts: 1056Stupis Scores
Originally Posted by EngineDriver [View Original Post]
To the matter in hand. There should be quantifiable ways of predicting monger stupidity.
1. he is a laundry man.
2. he thinks his inked date has class (he, of course, has none).
3. he thinks love is to be found propping up a lamppost.
4. he buys her things.
5. he gives her his FB details.
6. he tries to impress her. Impressing a ho. LOL.
7. he boasts about renting one or more cut price hos.
8. he sees the provider as something more than a provider.
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11-18-19 11:01 #114
Posts: 36Originally Posted by KabulGuy [View Original Post]
There is nothing inside the airport on the ground floor. You go up, pay your Exit Tax, go through immigration and then you have a few small cafes. As my GF was not flying, she obviously could not join me there.
So hence I went back outside to a tiny cafe at the end of the taxi line.
I would imagine a nice coffee shop would do reasonably well.
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11-18-19 10:58 #113
Posts: 1121Stupid mongers, meet stupid girls, a match made in Heaven.
The fact is, the girls are stupid and we are stupid.
We are made for each other.
Don't fight it, enjoy it!
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11-18-19 10:54 #112
Posts: 1121Why?
Originally Posted by PedroMorales [View Original Post]
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11-18-19 02:55 #111
Posts: 985The stupid mongering thing I see here is some guys will fly in, spend their annual vacation here, spend a year's savings just to get here and get a hotel, will spend lavishly on themselves but then deny the honey that gives them maximum pleasure an extra couple hundred and then brag about it.
You would not treat any other hired service provider the same way, would you hire a guy to paint your house then stiff him for the job? (if your name is not Trump that is.) Would you go to the dentist for a routine cleaning then stiff her for the bill?
Then why fuck the girl out of what you agree to pay her after you fuck her pussy? I realize that with a hardened pro, she only sees you as a source of income and she will not thank you too much for the full agreed upon payment, but what about the regular girl, just trying to get a few pesos to help with the rent and food? Just because she might be too shy to ask is no reason not to slip her some reasonable "taxi money".
One thing to think about, you don't follow through and pay the pro, is that she has some resources that you cannot imagine. Next night you take her friend home and then 30 seconds after she leaves the cops are at your door and immediately look at the side of the bed where she was and find a small quantity of drugs.
Bet that will cost you a lot more than the few hundred you saved by not paying the agreed upon price.
I am not saying to throw your money around and spend more than the going rate, that also has negative consequences for us all, but pay what you agree to pay, perhaps even a small tip and that will have positive implications for you and for all of us.
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11-18-19 02:16 #110
Posts: 1056Rabif Chinaman
Originally Posted by Dg8787 [View Original Post]
People send me PMs scoffing at you and you certainly supply them with plenty of ammunition, which is not surprising, given your ethnicity and your penis envy and height complexes. At least GE made an effort. You have a lot to learn. Which is why this thread has, by your own admission, already highlighted you in 50% of cited cases. Some record, Chinaman.
You also mentioned my mother, whose grave I visited today. That fits you right into "Stupid Mongers in the Philippines". Don't do it again, Chinaman.
As regards wines, I was dealing today with German, English (Austrian (dodgy) and Hungarian whites. You stick to your soy sauce and your bottom of the barrel penis envy fantasies, Chinaman. I will stick to sticking my dick into rich chicks and considering if I should let my tickets go to waste, as I often do.
You prove my point that low end mongers are best avoided. Continue with your uninformed insults and I will factor that in, Chinaman. Now it is late here and a busy day tomorrow. Don't bother me again Chinaman. Go off and iron someone's shirts, Chinaman.
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11-18-19 01:32 #109
Posts: 3278CM. Perfect forum for you here. Make it complete.
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11-18-19 01:22 #108
Posts: 3278Originally Posted by PedroMorales [View Original Post]
Tip #2. You can bring your own fine vintage boxed wine in your checked in suitcase. Sippy cup optional.
Tip #3. Real cocksmen don't let the thought of old fat stupid mongers cripple their ability to unli boom2.
Best to stay home and drink your boxed grape juice if undecided.
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11-18-19 00:31 #107
Posts: 4051Originally Posted by PedroMorales [View Original Post]
On a more serious note, the woefully naïve mongers I run into here are not "stupid" per se, but hopelessly ingenuous. For many, it's their first real trip outside of the US / Canada / Europe and they become smitten quickly to sweet young things, without understanding the implicit rules. I've also found that it's pointless, even with the best of intentions, to try to explain the rules to them. The response is invariably some variation of: "I know, but my girl is different. " I don't even bother any longer to raise a red flag when I witness the early stages of what I know will ultimately probe to be a train wreck. These guys hear, but they simply refuse to listen. I've simply stopped going to the places where they hang out.
If I were making a first trip here, and my primary intent was to monger, I'the likely avoid Mindanao altogether. I love living in Davao, and I like CDO, but I'm old and I know the rules. There are easily-found treasures it's true in both cities, but both are less in-your-face than Manila, Angeles or even Cebu. The only major advantage would be that the experience is likely to be somewhat cheaper per transaction and the women a bit less jaded. For those with sufficient experience and who grow bored with Luzon and / or Cebu, then it's worth coming, as both Davao and CDO are friendly, safe places with some decent touristy stuff to engage you for a few days, and both offer ample opportunities to monger.
GE.
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11-17-19 12:48 #106
Posts: 3278Dang. I got 2 honorable mentions.
I am honored!
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11-17-19 11:46 #105
Posts: 1056An Important Public Contribution
Originally Posted by EngineDriver [View Original Post]
There are really too many stupid mongers, like herds of wildebeest sniffing at the same sets of used panties. They are not necessarily bad men, in the same league as a Pol Pot or Hitler. Outside of a quick thrill, what is the point?
Out of al the tens of thousands of hookers members have bonked or pretended to bonk, what, besides a dose of the clap is the take away message. Many of the hookers are genuinely nice but what of it? There are lots of junkies in Europe who are also nice and deserving and will drop what is left of their panties for the price of a fix.
Here is my challenge. I am due to fly out in about 10 days but I don't know if it is worth the effort.
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11-17-19 07:20 #104
Posts: 2118Originally Posted by JohnClayton [View Original Post]
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11-17-19 04:35 #103
Posts: 756Originally Posted by EngineDriver [View Original Post]
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11-17-19 03:56 #102
Posts: 2118Stupid Shit in the Philippines
We certainly don't need another thread called Stupid Pinays in Stupid Land. That's understood. Indeed this whole Philippines board is devoted to describing how stupid the local bush women are and just how smart, wily and rich the foreign mongers are. Money and intelligence are the two most powerful aphrodisiacs known to man. ISG was invented so that smart and rich mongers (in possession of these two power aphrodisiacs) could showcase their talents. They can teach other less intelligent mongers how they use poor, local women for cheap or free sex.
So here I was thinking that I too want to be one of those educated, highly intelligent and rich mongers, quaffing the finest French wines, who use the huge power imbalance to prey upon desperately poor women in shithole countries.
The more I started reading ISG, the more I became convinced that these mongers are firstly not rich at all, largely surviving on meagre pensions. Secondly they are not at all educated with most of them being functionally illiterate, intellectual retards. Some claim to have PHDs, but upon closer examination, these worthless diplomas have been freshly printed at Khao San Road. Thirdly, far from having rock hard abs and looking like Don Draper, most of them are grossly overweight, geriatric pigs with Zimmer frames about to drop dead any minute. Some even go around on mobility scooters with oxygen tanks FFS. Fourthly, they are incredibly stupid. What makes them leave their brains behind on the immigration counter at NAIA and wander around with reckless abandon? So all the people I looked up to as my heroes are nothing but phoneys who need elephant strength Viagra just to be able to pee standing up.
So as a warning to prospective mongers and to get over my disappointment at the level of stupidity on display, it is appropriate that we have a thread dedicated to the stupidity of stupid mongers in the Philippines. Have any of you seen the film "The Rainmaker? Mrs. Black receives a letter whereby the insurance company tells her in writing "You must be stupid, stupid stupid, stupid!" You can use that phrase a million times a day in the Philippines to describe the actions of stupid foreign mongers.
Just this week on the Philippines board, we have come across at least four cases of mongers being completely and utterly stupid. Don't worry. None of these nincompoops are in serious contention for the Wykeham Chair of Logic at Oxford University.
1. Monger A was in complete awe of MongerB for simply fucking two hookers in one day and then getting a hotel massage. That's it. One by one. Then a massage. You need to say that in your best spastic voice with tongue hanging out for effect. You would have thought this achievement was equivalent to rushing 2,000 yards in an NFL season the way he was carrying on. The last I heard, Monger A was petitioning the Mayor to erect a statue of MongerB on Fields Avenue. Stupid score: 9.
2. MongerC, despite having more than 700 posts asking questions about AC and filling up 48 note books full of useless Philippines mongering information, still doesn't know how the BF system works in AC. Stupid score: 8.
3. MongerD chats up a China Doll at the airport and then believes she is only on a stipend of 8,000 a month from her Korean keeper. Furthermore, he does not invite her up to his room for horizontal refreshment. Stupid score: 6.
4. Philippines has the highest concentration of hookers per square mile than any other country. Knowing this, Monger E wanted to fuck above his station by pursuing educated, middle class pussy. A corporate executive to be precise. Was this a vain attempt to please GE? Was this to meet his intellectual match in Pussy Heaven? This was a completely stupid idea which ended in disaster. Who called who's bluff? Monger or middle class pussy? Stupid score: 9.