Medellin Reports

[MongerLoids]

If you are talking to chicas on Tinder, they are going to fade off until you set a time and a place to meet and possible a price.

You are probably better off hanging out at Parque Lleras Thursday through Sunday night. I am not sure about earlier in the week, Colombia is nothing like Thailand. I have not been to Pattaya but I have been to The red light districts in Bangkok and Phucket. The only bar where you can go to find all hookers is Gusto and it is $200 usd, where as right outside Gusto and just across the street in Lleras Park one can often find a pretty chica for 200 K pesos Colombian - (currently around $52 usd). Medellin is not a city with a lot of English speakers but Poblado and Parque Lleras are the areas that cater to gringos the most. On a busy night you can just about treat the Lleras Park as a bar, I did there are open air liquor stores where you can buy a cold bottle of beer and then walk around the park checking out the locals and sizing them up, I am an overweight balding guy in my fifties, if I a get a look from a chica I can pretty much tell she is a prepago so then I smile real big and if she smiles back, its most likely so then I just ask her "ests trabajando?

Thanks, I took 3 years of Spanish in college so I know a bit and don't really have a problem exploring. I'm a decent looking 29 y / o and I just prefer the style of chatting up a chick in a bar for awhile before I take her home (ideally a holiday girlfriend). Not a big fan of the mechanical lay but not opposed when I need a fix. Any recommendations for gringo bars or places expats hang out? I don't mind speaking Spanish but it can be strenuous since I never use it at home.

I'll be in town Friday if anyone wants to grab a beer.

[AdventureSeekr]

What is PP and Miller?

Photoprepagos and mileroticos. But my worst encounters have come from here. I think they are just tired and worked over. Compared to the FB chicas I've seen, I literally will never use those sites again.

[Surfer500]

Where are the foreign currency experts? I know we have a few. I just look at the rate from time to time and occasionally some bit of news will catch my eye.

Everything depends on oil. Remember, in 2008 oil prices tumbled just a few weeks before the markets took a dump.

No foreign currency experts needed today as it's a no brainer, I just withdrew about five million pesos, the exchange rate is at an all time high, and if your in Colombia right now, now's a good time to hit the ATM's.

[DiavelLoco]

Just came back from 5 days of heaven in Medellin. Big thanks to Vitrea for hooking us up with so many things in Medellin. I can only repay your kindness when you return to Havana, brother! It was my first visit to Colombia and for sure it will not be the last time. I'm already looking at the calendar to plan for my next trip back to Medellin. Having mongering in DR, Panama, Jamaica, Chile and Cuba, IMHO, nothing beats Medellin, price and quality wise. Beautiful girls are just so affordable, you can't brain how it works. I have to admit I overpaid some of them with tips because they were just too good and not being compensated enough. No intention at all to spoil the market. If you're contemplating to visit medellin, I strongly suggest that you visit this place ASAP. You will not regret it.

[SJobs]

Man you guys are not patriotic, putting Colombia as superior infrastructurally to the US.

I'm back in hell now, so I can spare the time to write this. In fact, I'm so fucking depressed to be back in California; I'm going to write two versions of response.

Version 1: my train of thoughts after living the depressing life in California for two weeks:

I believe in the principles upheld by the USA Constitution, and I genuinely love America as a country. I relish the intellectual freedom one enjoys in American universities, and I have benefited immensely from the highly evolved entrepreneurial culture in America. When 9/11 took place, I was a poor college freshman who frequently has to choose between buying food or marijuana (needless to say, I chose weed every time), I still donated money to the people in NYC. When Obama was running for president, I gave money to his champing, and when the opportunity to claim more tax return arises, I always turn it down.

In terms of infrastructure, we need to admit that places such as China and Colombia have surpassed us, this is not a unique problem in the USA, most of the older developed countries such as Switzerland and Denmark all have fossilized infrastructures. I was in the FKK Globe in Zurich last summer during the heatwave, that place has no A. C; every room in the Globe is over 100 F.

If there is something I can do to help America build better infrastructure, I will. But pretending the issue doesn't exist will certainly not help.

Version 2: I just spent 15 minutes going over photos I took in Medellin, and I'm projecting a state of mind where I just finished around one of a hot threesome with two of my favorite 18-year-olds. We are taking a break. They are watching some Colombian T. V. Dramas on Netflex; I took one more line of Tussi, refilled my whiskey, walked over to the balcony for some Mozart, in about one hour I will be ready for another divine double blowjob:

Concepts such as patriotism, nationalism, racism, and human-chauvinism are reflections of the immaturity of the human race. Looking at Earth from the perspective of the moon, there would be no sign of humans, not our reworking of the Earth's surface, not our grandest architectural achievements, not ourselves. From this vantage point, our obsession with nationalism is nowhere in evidence, and the idea of patriotism seemed farcical. On the scale of the Earth, not even the scale of stars or galaxies, humans are inconsequential, a thin film of life on an obscure and solitary lump of rock and metal.

Our planet is a pale blue dot in the vast cosmo, a point of light, a lonely pixel, indistinguishable from the many other points of light in the universe. But for us, this is home; this the only world we know. We collectively are responsible for preserving and cherishing this pale blue dot.

Allow me to quote verbatim two of my favorite passages from Carl Segan:

"The pale blue dot we call Earth. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds."

[GoldenGreek]

I will be in Medellin for the first time this Wednesday and staying for a week. I did my research and read through the thread. I also am meeting some friends that have been there before. I have mongering experiences in the DR (3 times) Costa Rica twice and Aruba. Due to work reasons I didn't have the time to pregame and make any connections on Facebook, Tinder or Seeking Arrangements.

I know some guys like to keep the gems to themselves and other don't mind sharing, If anyone doesn't mind sharing any high quality talent and their contact info with me it would be appreciated.

I have and am willing to share my All starts from the DR and Costa Rica. I have also befriended a smoking hot chica that loves in Bogota that has about a dozen smoking hot friends that are easily 8-10's.

The problem is they was $200 US. If you don't mind spending that on girls that look like supermodels I'm willing to share her contact info as well as a trade for those that visit Bogota.

Nothing guys? LOL.

[AkoGembira]

If you are talking to chicas on Tinder, they are going to fade off until you set a time and a place to meet and possible a price.

You are probably better off hanging out at Parque Lleras Thursday through Sunday night. I am not sure about earlier in the week, Colombia is nothing like Thailand. I have not been to Pattaya but I have been to The red light districts in Bangkok and Phucket. The only bar where you can go to find all hookers is Gusto and it is $200 usd, where as right outside Gusto and just across the street in Lleras Park one can often find a pretty chica for 200 K pesos Colombian - (currently around $52 usd). Medellin is not a city with a lot of English speakers but Poblado and Parque Lleras are the areas that cater to gringos the most. On a busy night you can just about treat the Lleras Park as a bar, I did there are open air liquor stores where you can buy a cold bottle of beer and then walk around the park checking out the locals and sizing them up, I am an overweight balding guy in my fifties, if I a get a look from a chica I can pretty much tell she is a prepago so then I smile real big and if she smiles back, its most likely so then I just ask her "ests trabajando?

Thanks for information.

[Mojo Bandit]

've done a similar trip to Pattaya but I hear Colombia is very different. I have been trying to meet girls on tinder and Colombian Cupid (Which CC feels like a total waste of my money) but after a few texts they seem to vanish. Any experiences you guys can share with tinder or online dating sites?

I have read to avoid el centro after dark or for that matter not to really walk anywhere after dark.

Any decent spots to find people that speak English, like expat bars? I speak a little bit of Spanish but nothing more than a few years at university and would appreciate the reprieve of somewhere that speaks English.

I have read some pricing guides for girls so I think I have a general idea. For those that have been to Thailand is there a bar girl equivalent in Medellin? Like a bar I can just chill at and maybe take a girl home without the pressure of a brothel?.

Lastly with all this Covid stuff going on are locals or girls afraid of Americans? Like being extra cautious with extras like DFK?

I'd appreciate any tips for a first timer. I am only going to be there for like a week and a half but I'm trying to get the most out of it.

If you are talking to chicas on Tinder, they are going to fade off until you set a time and a place to meet and possible a price.

You are probably better off hanging out at Parque Lleras Thursday through Sunday night. I am not sure about earlier in the week, Colombia is nothing like Thailand. I have not been to Pattaya but I have been to The red light districts in Bangkok and Phucket. The only bar where you can go to find all hookers is Gusto and it is $200 usd, where as right outside Gusto and just across the street in Lleras Park one can often find a pretty chica for 200 K pesos Colombian - (currently around $52 usd). Medellin is not a city with a lot of English speakers but Poblado and Parque Lleras are the areas that cater to gringos the most. On a busy night you can just about treat the Lleras Park as a bar, I did there are open air liquor stores where you can buy a cold bottle of beer and then walk around the park checking out the locals and sizing them up, I am an overweight balding guy in my fifties, if I a get a look from a chica I can pretty much tell she is a prepago so then I smile real big and if she smiles back, its most likely so then I just ask her "estás trabajando?

[GoldenGreek]

I'm not here too toot my own horn to give away my Facebook contacts. Just wanted to speak to a few of the new open-minded users. I like this new school of mongers!! I'm not that guy that argues on here or wants to knock anyone's methods or prices their willing to pay. Facebook has been a huge tool. When I started Mongering Medellin I was blown away by the amount of talent there. My first approach was just boots on the ground gold searching. I never tried SA because I don't want the expensive subscription. I tried Tinder and that works great for when you are there unless you buy the subscription. But Facebook has been the biggest gem ever for me. I have received so many free and paid appointments from there that it's crazy.

I've learned so much by interacting with the girls on there that it is literally my immediate go to when chica hunting. During those odd hours during the day hungover in your hotel. When trying to see where the locals party too. Or just trying to Red Shirt a dime you might not find walking the streets or in a bar. Of course PP and Miller are great. But FB has changed the game for me, if set up correctly. It's so simple and a great foot in the door. I literally have almost 1000 women in MDE on my friends list. I can't keep up with the inbox conversations. Barring fake accounts and a bunch of questionable semi pros. It is an amazing mechanism.

What is PP and Miller?

[AdventureSeekr]

I think the dynamic will change if you want 2 pops but don't ask 2 pops in advance.

Definitely will try this out on the next new date I set. Already have plans for the next 3 nights though LOL.

[SJobs]

You should be able to fix it much cheaper at Monterey mall. Or the Centro Commercial near Hotel Botero.

Thanks for the information. There is a place in the Santa Fe mall that quoted this insane price, I didn't actually fix my screen, I waited until I got back to the states.

[SJobs]

OK, I've been trying to search the forums for this, but it ends up with hundreds of non-informative posts. How does one get started finding chicas on FB?

This question has been asked so many times, I wish they have a machine learning algorithm to automatically provide an answer. You can search in the general thread for Jjbee's step by step instruction. Or just do the follow:

1. Find a fb chica's link in this thread, if you can't find one, then stop and log off, this approach is not for you.

2. Explore her friend list, look for her gringo friends and explore their friend list. This is hard work, but you got do it.

3. If you see a girl you like, send her a message, tell her you are in Medellin and want to meet, no need to friend her.

4. If she replies, then you can extend the conversation to service and price, it's better to be explicit on service and price, most of the girls will do GFE for 150 - 250+Taxi.

5. Don't bother the girls if your trip is more than a week away.

6. Prepare to send a lot of messages, the typical response rate is low.

[Nounce]

Interesting, I'll try that approach. I've been more clear with what I want upfront because they are clear that it is only 1 pop for their asking price. The reality is I know I am going to want two.

I think the dynamic will change if you want 2 pops but don't ask 2 pops in advance.

[Nounce]

I know a few places in Poblado that do repair, but they don't accept AppleCare, I ended up paying 300 dollars to repair my screen for a phone

You should be able to fix it much cheaper at Monterey mall. Or the Centro Commercial near Hotel Botero.

[JjBee62]

I had no idea local economy depended so much on oil. It probably depends significantly on tourism too.

Where are the foreign currency experts? I know we have a few. I just look at the rate from time to time and occasionally some bit of news will catch my eye.

Everything depends on oil. Remember, in 2008 oil prices tumbled just a few weeks before the markets took a dump.