Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Amnesia]

Does anyone know a place or a freelancer that has MILFs for massage and happy ending (and maybe more)? I'm getting bored of the Kapoo girls who are just there for a quick HJ / BJ /69. I've already tried messaging ladies on TF but can get mostly freebies from there (which is nice sometimes but I currently just want to pay for a massage and release). WeChat seems to be empty these days.

MILF I mean 40+.

Any recommendations welcome!

[GrapeMan]

Hi GrapeMan.

Can you tell me these places that are FS? Like your top 5-10 in Bangkok and Pattaya if you've ever been.

Also what do I look for doing a search online?

Check this forum! You can also just search online for various stuff about getting sex in thailand. There are a hundred of these shops and lots are really concentrated together.

Not inclusive list, but a brief few for Bangkok. These are sometimes referred to by veterans on the board as "oillies" (to distinguish them from some soapy massage places, and such). Take this as a good list but not as a "this is all that exists", just a short list. Many others will put ones on they like. There's a lot of shops!

Porn Star Experience (PSE) Shops: Tulip, Snow White.

Honorable Mentions: Eden Club (its kinda its own thing, its a two-girl PSE), and Cherry (not really a full PSE experience place, but you can get it there if you ask with the right ladies, its on Sukhumvit 24/1 alley, its a short street with like 7-10 shops).

Note: Tulip does not have a website, it doesn't need one, its the go-to PSE standard. It has its own forum here.

"Regular" ones: Addict Massage, Mango Massage, Bamboo massage, Boss Massage, Club 102, Premiere 101, Doki Doki, Kiss Massage, Honey bee Massage.

You'll quickly notice too. Most of these shops are pretty near each other.

For a different thing, my favorite BJ place is Wood Bar (formerly Dr. BJ's) on Soi 7/1

For a first timer, I'd recommend something like Addict Massage or Mango, or just go directly to Tulip or Snow White for the full PSE. The PSE shops tend to have girls that aren't quite the lookers of some other spots, but make up for it with the amazing experience. Then places like Cherry, that has good girls, but you need to ask for the ones to do PSE. Addict has good girls too, not crazy hot, but always had good service. Club 102 has hotties, but is more expensive, and service is shit. Doki Doki has become popular the last 2 years but I haven't tried it.

Just to clear, while they say these are massage parlors--thats in name only, sorta like in Amsterdam a weed store is a "coffeeshop", in Thailand a sex place is a "massage parlor". Make no mistake, they don't and you don't, these are brothels. They line up the girls for you, you choose your girl, and then sex.

If you want a girl to do something special or anything, A+, whatever, just ask before you pick her. They've heard it all. If you want to do something to her in the room, just ask, they've heard it all. Generally, there's no upcharge for anything, if the girl does it, its just part of what she offers. However, that said, one of the things that makes the PSE stand out is that these girls are in porn mode from minute 1 and go full out.

[Sinofaguo]

Seems MPs closure is extended to may 31st minimum.

[Crocodilexp]

Massage and FS with a 14 day interlude to make sure we both stay healthy. I get my needs taken care of and she covers her bills.

How do you think that helps? You trust each other to both be in strict quarantine for 14 days, and you pay her enough not to have a similar arrangement with any other customer?

[Gargano19]

Thailand job losses may hit 10 million if COVID-19 outbreak drags on.

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news...-loss-12637822

So some people's perspective may change based on their lack of revenues & debts needed to be reimbursed.

That and foreign investments from other asian countries which will be much lower.

Not sure about this, but many will sell their cars on second hand market.

[Sinofaguo]

Most of thai friends who have properties, condos, real state, are in no hurry to rent it or sell it. They all own it, they're just going to wait for things to get better, whenever that be.

Thailand job losses may hit 10 million if COVID-19 outbreak drags on.

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news...-loss-12637822

So some people's perspective may change based on their lack of revenues & debts needed to be reimbursed.

That and foreign investments from other asian countries which will be much lower.

[BackpackBrian]

These aren't places for FS. Can you get it there? Yeah you can sometimes, not always, but sometimes, depending on the girl and shop, but they aren't setup for that and its not really their service (most girls will do at least a HJ though, but it may not be great, others will do BJ, same applies if you have a private or semi-private space, for FS, ask, but don't go in expecting it unless its already been discussed).

You can get FS though if you really want it and the girl agrees and so on. Service will be uninteresting. What you're really looking for are the usual spots-- brothels that call themselves "massage parlors".

Now, I mean if there is a girl standing out front of a random shop that you are amazed by or whatever, literally just ask her if she will do FS, see what she says, they tell you a price and done and done. Just ask. Maybe yes or no or something. I mean, if you get really desperate and she's saying no you can probably pay to get her naked and touch her but not get much more other than a HJ. YMMV on each individual girl and shop

I've gotten and been offered FS and plenty of extras at "regular" places, but I'm not going into those places for that, there are better places for it

So again, as usual, I'd recommend an actual FS place. There are plenty.

Hi GrapeMan.

Can you tell me these places that are FS? Like your top 5-10 in Bangkok and Pattaya if you've ever been.

Also what do I look for doing a search online?

[Goatscrot]

My local shop, amd my regular gal, have been available to me on an as needed basis since mid March. We have an unspoken agreement. Massage and FS with a 14 day interlude to make sure we both stay healthy. I get my needs taken care of and she covers her bills. The owner keeps the shades drawn and the "closed" sign in place and greets me with a laugh and a "no Covid!" each time.

But that is for you. It is still not "open. ".

[Chacal60]

There's no chance of massage shops being allowed to open yet. Even hairdressers are only going to be allowed to open if they wear a mask and a face shield.

My local shop, amd my regular gal, have been available to me on an as needed basis since mid March. We have an unspoken agreement. Massage and FS with a 14 day interlude to make sure we both stay healthy. I get my needs taken care of and she covers her bills. The owner keeps the shades drawn and the "closed" sign in place and greets me with a laugh and a "no Covid!" each time.

[Whoreman]

We'll be finding out today whether they will reopen. The chat is that massage shops can reopen but with strict guidelines about cleanliness. Not sure how this will work for what we are discussing but given that these fall outside the law anyway I would imagine that they'll give it a go. If we hear that massage shops are allowed to open I would assume this will mean oilies, soapies, kapoo and goldfish bowl joints too.

Listen to today's announcement.

There's no chance of massage shops being allowed to open yet. Even hairdressers are only going to be allowed to open if they wear a mask and a face shield.

[DraftVader]

I can't really see a way back for them. It's true, the government is going to start easing the lockdown next month but it will be gradual and massage parlours are likely to be the last places allowed to reopen given the unavoidable close personal contact. But they occupy prime real estate and rent has to be paid. Even if they do reopen how many customers will there be? The owners must be thinking of throwing in the towel.

We'll be finding out today whether they will reopen. The chat is that massage shops can reopen but with strict guidelines about cleanliness. Not sure how this will work for what we are discussing but given that these fall outside the law anyway I would imagine that they'll give it a go. If we hear that massage shops are allowed to open I would assume this will mean oilies, soapies, kapoo and goldfish bowl joints too.

Listen to today's announcement.

[Gargano19]

As for real estate, just my personal opinion, I want an address on Sukhumvit so I only look at those that are on Sukhumvit and there are many available. Bloomberg reported there are 100 K empty condos in Bangkok. The economy is hurting everyone including builder so they don't have advantage. Who else can you rent an old multi-stories building to that is doing well and utilize the whole building. If you view it from the landlord's perspective it is not a bad business in this case and you probably don't want to sell during economy downturn.

Most of thai friends who have properties, condos, real state, are in no hurry to rent it or sell it. They all own it, they're just going to wait for things to get better, whenever that be.

Regarding Bloomberg report, not surprised at all. My building has so many condos empty. Some say it's because locals don't want to rent in on price they think is less, I don't know actually why so many properties are empty.

[Goatscrot]

I got that and I am not disagreeing with you in my post. I am using my observation to explain to G19 why you may say that. Everything I said is based on what I have seen which can be different from everyone else here. I know an MP that went from one building to two buildings. Another one went from a 2-story building to 5-story building with pretty much all Jacuzzi rooms. If you put together everything I saw, then you can understand my conclusion from my point of view.

Will a few survive? Well, if gov regulations for opening don't prevent it, then yes, certainly. And I would imagine the ones you are referring to will be the ones that make it. Sadly the PSE shops might not be among that group.

[Nounce]

I'm not talking about local Thais; I'm talking about local expats. Some of the shops that cater to the Japanese are a bit busy on weekends, but don't do to well on the weekdays. Asian guys go golfing and then hit the oilies together or hit them after happy hour on Friday.

I got that and I am not disagreeing with you in my post. I am using my observation to explain to G19 why you may say that. Everything I said is based on what I have seen which can be different from everyone else here. I know an MP that went from one building to two buildings. Another one went from a 2-story building to 5-story building with pretty much all Jacuzzi rooms. If you put together everything I saw, then you can understand my conclusion from my point of view.

[Chacal60]

The oilies on Suk 4 are full of hawkers and toothless hags, but there was one in particular. South of the Omni, left hand side. That I frequented about two years ago. Nicely appointed rooms in different themes, en suite bathroom and shower, and the gals expected you to want either a blowjob or FS along with the decent massage.

Sorry I can't be more specific. Happy hunting!

One of the massage shops closer to Sukhumvit on Soi 11 is Hollywood Waxing and Massage. Before the lockdown the girls would sit outside on folding chairs after about 7:30pm. Can't say I was struck by the irresistible attractiveness of any of them.

I never went in because I am definitely not a massage shop guy. But about a year ago I met a moderately doable girl on one of the dating sites who soon told me she works there. If she is any representation of the level of service you get there, it was abysmal. First it was No to everything; DFK, DATY, BBBJ even as mere oral foreplay and of course BBFS. I assume the usual deal in the shop is a bad massage followed with a bad Hand Job. Oh, the horror.

I did eventually fuck her out of curiosity because she kept pestering me on Line to give her another chance every time she saw me pass by the place in the evenings. It got done but it was still abysmal.