Medellin Reports

[Iguana Six]

You mean the transformation from this original one to the build-a-bich one that Wolf is in love with? Remember Wolf, your kids are going to come out looking like the 2010 version.

"Build-a-bich".

Reminds me of an idea I had for spoof: "The Six Billion Peso Prepago. ".

"We can rebuild her.

We have the technology.

We have the ability to make the first bionic prepago.

We can make her better than she was before.

Better. Stronger. Faster. ".

[LoveItHere69]

Afraid to go out with this lock down. I see police pass by the end of the street or past me about every 25 minutes which turn into every 15 minutes if I am walking around. Standing outside my hotel watching the people. Just a few people out going to the mini convenience store or drug store at the end of the block and the homeless people. I did not have a girl so I gave my money to a girl selling suckers. She was around 23. Her leg was horribly burned. I had to give her the $55,000 ($15 USD) in my pocket. She got to me.

[Wolf662]

Jessica Rabbit.

Yes, that would be nice.

[Wolf662]

You mean the transformation from this original one to the build-a-bich one that Wolf is in love with? Remember Wolf, your kids are going to come out looking like the 2010 version.

If I am not marrying them I don't care how they got hot, gym, plastic surgeon, genetics, fairy-godmother whatever. As long as they are currently hot why should I care?

[Villainy]

Hi gentlemen,

I've been in Medellin since March 15th. How long can I avoid going back to the US?

It's understood that the offices which handled extending the "tourist visa" are not doing anything for a while.

But my 6 month anniversary is in a month. If the airports re-open by September 1st, I would have no legitimate reason to prolong my stay.

It might be safe to just get back to the States and wait for next year so that my 180 days renews.

Any thoughts?

Thanks in advance.

Loki.

OK you arrived on March 15. Normally (we are NOT in normal) you get a 90 day term for your visit (the stamp in your passport) at the end of 90 days you should be leaving the country. You do have the option to extend for another 90 days by going to Migration Colombia offices and requesting an extension and paying whatever they charge (it's not a lot) and they give you a second 90 day stamp. You are NOT allowed to stay in country for.

More than 180 days during a calendar year. The fines are substantial and they will hold you up at the airport until you pay them.

OK that was the normal procedure.

Migration Colombia offices have been closed during the quarantine. There was a general announcement. Your 90 day tourist visa (the arrival stamp in your passport) was suspended when the quarantine started and.

Until the quarantine officially ends the clock is suspended. I. e. You March 15th entry means you only used 10 days (I don't remember the exact start date of the quarantine but it was around March 25th) it has been extended several times. So until it ends the clock is shut down. You obviously can stay through the rest of this year. And then in 2021 you get a new 180 days.

As to the international airport opening on September 1st. Well that was the announcement from the Minister of Transportation but clearly the steep increase in case count will almost certainly alter that schedule.

You'll see. If you are registered with the US State Department you will get notices for humanitarian flights from Medellin if you really want to get back to the US.

[Surfer500]

Thanks Mr E. That is the one. Particularly, it is her waist that looks unreal to me in Wolf's pictures.

It's actually similar to this "Chatty Cathy" blow up doll from the Barbie Collection available on line.

[Surfer500]

The angle of that picture was straight on, which really is the absence of angle.

IMO she looks good though from any angle. YMMV.

Honestly, she looks like a blow up doll, so perfect!

[Loki]

No thoughts needed. You only need to go by what the Colombian government tells you they will allow. Keep your eyes open for information from them. These are not normal times. They will probably give you some kind of amnesty period. Just because the airport is open, does not mean there will be flights to where are from. They understand this.

Thanks Mr E.

I bought a SPIRIT ticket back in late May. I have just been re-scheduling it for later dates as flights become available.

I am in NO rush whatsoever to leave the country. I just worry about the repercussions of of overstaying.

Eventually, I know I have to go back and face the reality of reality back home, but for now, I'm grateful for my time here.

[Turgid]

The majority only in the Western Hemisphere. Which makes sense given that US residents can much easier afford to travel south for pussy than vice versa.

I used to scoff at the sex prison references. But in this pandemic, every country is a sex prison for a single guy. My married friends used to envy me for how much I got laid (and they don't even know about the prepagos in South America). Nowadays, I envy them for their sex lives (at least the ones with attractive wives).

Some 15 years ago I met an ex-girlfriend of mine who was married for 10 years at the time. I inquired of her sex life and she told me it consists of her stooping under the computer desk sucking her husbands dick while he watches porn and empties the contents of his testicles into her mouth.

[The Tall Man]

I have to look up to find who Chloe Khan is, then have to find the year when the picture is taken. She is messed up. I think the picture that you have shown is from an angle that makes her look much better. I have been checking out apartments to rent. There is a way to make apartment look better and larger. I was going to rent one with large refrigerator until someone reminded me the image is taken in a way to make it look much larger. She reminds me of a blue eye blonde with huge ass I saw many times in Bogota. I actually did not feel her ass was that big until one day I saw her came to work with regular clothing and tennis shoes, her ass looked huge without high heel.

The angle of that picture was straight on, which really is the absence of angle.

IMO she looks good though from any angle. YMMV.

This is exactly the plastic and surgical woman that I would not fuck even if you paid me, seriously what a disgrace to do this to a woman's body, lips, face, no thank you.

Offer me a choice between this woman and a blow up doll with a hard plastic edged slit cut into the middle of the plastic legs and I would take it instead.

Much love and respect but just getting real here.

The Tall Man.

[PolloNegro]

Doesn't seem like Spirit will be leaving or arriving in Medellin in Sept, I just looked and the entire month of Sept is already booked, but lets see, they haven't cancelled my flight in Sept as of yet, then again its only July 18, 2020. Let's see how this turns out. Pollo Negro is Out!

[Jim0129]

Yep. Good ole days. Pre TSA, quick flight to San Diego, or drive down if in LOS Angeles. Train to the border. Walk across, short taxi ride. Eat good and cheap, party with impunity. Go home and snicker at the uppity gringas until the next trip. I was no ugly guy in those days either.

Yeah, I miss the 90's before 911, deam terrorists!

[Jim0129]

Much love and respect to all as we all have a different taste for what floats our boat, mine is the all natural with no plastic nor other surgery's, none to just a few tasteful tattoos, no smoking, great youthful smile with a zeal for life.

Such is the case as my girl from bello shown here. This is what I see when we wake up in the morning. Met her through a friend 3 plus years ago when she was not quite 18 so yes did wait but wow what a birthday celebration it was.

I am still in contact with her to this day and see her much less than before for no other reason is that she is the type of girl you can get feelings for.

The Tall Man.

Can I get her number??

[Jim0129]

Why would it make a difference if you are friends with them? They want your money. That's all. Just message them and they will message you back. After a couple of messages switch to whatsapp or not--but there is ZERO need to be friends wit them. I don't know why people 'friend' these girls when everything can be handled via private messages and all of their pictures are usually public anyway.

Well, let me put my two cents here, I like my FB friend list, I can choose the girls, it's like a catalog, if you don't friend them you might miss a good one.

[Nounce]

You mean the transformation from this original one to the build-a-bich one that Wolf is in love with? Remember Wolf, your kids are going to come out looking like the 2010 version.

Thanks Mr E. That is the one. Particularly, it is her waist that looks unreal to me in Wolf's pictures.