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07-22-20 08:33 #17930
Posts: 574Trip recap, Thur July 2 evening, morning airport chaos (warning: chaotic)
Landed in TIJ from MTY around 6 pm, Central time zone 8 pm for me. Upon exiting the airport, got bamboozled by airport agent collecting my permit on arrival. Damnit this is a stopover, I'm not leaving Mex!
Hindsight what I should've done but didn't: Take Uber to nearest land aduana and apply for a new 7 day permit.
Ordered Uber at arrivals area, first 2 drivers asked and canceled on me deciding trip was too short for their time. Third driver showed up, took me to Hotel Pacific for staging purposes, $22 for the night. Got freshened up, made a fuss on ISG about permit snafu, got another Uber and arrived in Zona Norte around 8:30 pm. Took a few laps around the blocks seeing available street prospects. Tried to peek inside Hong Kong, but staff said weeknights during Covid, clubs close at 9 pm, action shifts to attached hotels. Peeked inside one. Scoped out one girl, got quote of $80, looked around some more and left.
First session was a decent looking half-asian looking street girl. On entry, staff had me scan for temperature and wipe with hand sanitizer. Round was 500 p, the usual BJ, nude, couple of positions, finished her off. Upon exit, got hassled for the uncomfortable feel only in Tijuana: staff cleanup tip. I forgot to pack singles, just pretended I didn't speak English or Spanish, and the dude gave me a death stare. Oh well.
Got some street food and Gatorade, recharged, took a peek inside attached to Club Chicago. Saw one really cute model bod light skinned girl, picture pornstar Kendall Karson before her awful boob job. The host translated and her first offer was $100 to lie there and let me in missionary. I got vocal about that being way too restrictive. Host talked to her, and she rolled her eyes and agreed to add a CBJ along with the token position. I told she's cute but you're out of your minds if these girls are in the trade and resistant to providing a trade attitude, I don't have that kind of $$$ to waste on the inevitable.
The night felt tolerable walking solo, occasionally fending off ladyboys and the cops didn't give me any hassles. It was around 10:30 pm and a 9 am flight was looming. Saw a cute tall thin girl walking the street, she went up a staircase. Tracked her down, but she was eating, said she'd be available in 20 minutes. Killed 20 minutes and came back.
500 p later, took her in room, she said she was from (ironically) Monterrey and 19 new at the game, and the inexperience in the BJ definitely showed. But made it work. Jokingly asked her if she wanted to hang out next time she's in MTY and she declined. Took Uber back to Hotel Pacific, and set alarm for inconvenient hour.
Friday 6 am wakeup, started my morning with a shower with no hot water. Packed up and summoned an Uber to TIJ. And from here on out would be the most chaotic airport experience I've been through, ever, and I've been to all six continents within last 24 months including Asia and Cairo and Budapest. A gringo spotting Migracion officer hassled me to obtain a permit and I gave her hell, but (see above) ended up having to buy a permit I shouldn't have had to buy (may come in handy over next 6 months we'll see) and my heart skipped a beat when my flight was at 9:15 am, and it's 7:55 am and the security line to the terminal is wrapping around the building. It was down to the wire, and I swear what few screens in first hallway said go to Gate 5, so after XRays, I jog to Gate 5 on the right tip end of a horseshoe formation, get there and either read screen wrong or they flat out lied, VivaBus to CDMX was now at Gate 9 on the midway to left horseshoe. Conveniently PA announced final boarding call for my flight, I ran until I flat out ran out of oxygen.
The next time I fly in or out of TIJ will be too soon.
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07-22-20 04:59 #17929
Posts: 9Originally Posted by Jinxx [View Original Post]
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07-22-20 04:53 #17928
Posts: 334A phase you will never hear in Zona Norte.
Es mi primera vez (This is my first time).
Ehss mee pree-MEH-rah vehth.
Originally Posted by Goyo61 [View Original Post]
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07-22-20 04:07 #17927
Posts: 553Originally Posted by ClamSlammer [View Original Post]
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07-22-20 01:51 #17926
Posts: 289Originally Posted by Dogers69 [View Original Post]
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07-22-20 01:00 #17925
Posts: 1459Got deported couple days ago for not having passport and trying to walk in. Otay doesn't have 2 lines so I didn't break any rules other than not having a passport. They tried hard to sell me 20 dollars. I explained if I do that often it negates the financial incentive to go to tijuana. They did not care. The. They tried harder to get me to pay LOL. They really wanted me in mexico but wanted that 20 bucks more. No mas Mexico for me till 2021 if I get a passport back by then.
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07-21-20 22:35 #17924
Posts: 763Originally Posted by Jinxx [View Original Post]
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07-21-20 22:07 #17923
Posts: 553Originally Posted by CaptainSolo [View Original Post]
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07-21-20 08:51 #17922
Posts: 6522Jinx,
ST rooms for bar girls are always 30 min. The bro gave the meseros 1,000 pesos or $50. He brought back just small change. So he paid $50 for the room. I don't think Jalos raised prices. The mesero knew he was a noob and liked that girls, so he padded the bill. He had a hot session, so it was worth extra money to him. It just pissed me off that Chicago workers would look for every chance to cheat their customers. HK and Cascada tend to be straighter. Have not heard of price gouging.
You don't want to buy buckets for the girls in the room as there is not enough time for them to drink all those bottles. If they drink them all their bladders would be so full and get so drunk they won't be horny for sex. Then they would squirt out a stinky golden shower and mess up the whole room. Damn disgusting. It's better to buy them Tequila shots. They would get drunk and feel sexy, but not too full that they can't do their sex job hehe.
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07-21-20 05:56 #17921
Posts: 553Originally Posted by CaptainSolo [View Original Post]
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07-21-20 05:16 #17920
Posts: 334Spanish Words of the Day. Correte fuera
I got this little Spanish phrase book related to sex / love etc. Lot of fun related sayings in Spanish.
Spanish Phrase of the Day.
Correte fuera. Don't come in my mouth.
G.
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07-21-20 05:02 #17919
Posts: 334Great report.
G.
Originally Posted by NormalAsianKid [View Original Post]
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07-21-20 00:12 #17918
Posts: 1459Originally Posted by DeepXliv [View Original Post]
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07-21-20 00:09 #17917
Posts: 1459Originally Posted by Dcrist0527 [View Original Post]
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07-20-20 23:00 #17916
Posts: 180Originally Posted by Dogers69 [View Original Post]