Tijuana Escort Reports

[Markon]

Are there any hotels that are okay with 2 or more guests or is this not cool except at the hourly places or is typically okay with additional charge for the 2nd guest? I've only stayed at the Pueblo Amigo and that was last year. I used escorts exclusively although I did go to Zona Norte to hang out a bit a different places but never took a girl to a room. I only had one guest visit at a time. Second question is it worth converting to pesos? I used US dollars exclusively last year. If so who offers a good rate? I plan on going in next few weeks. I wasn't on this site last year.

[KC Questor]

It was a joke. Looking for big boobs, kleenex in the bra. Get it? Like looking for a big butt and finding it's flat because you were fooled by her skirt. See Animal House for further information.

Ah, I get the joke now. I figured he wasn't serious because he is an experienced monger, but I wasn't thinking about the Kleenex in the bra thing. Also, there is a legit "Kleenex trick" for SGs.

[BigButtDetecto]

Hey Detecto,

I saw the pic of her in the black dress on another site. Does she go by Sabine also? Just trying to see if what I saw was a fake or not.

I looked up at "sabine" ; it is another girl.

[Phordphan]

Girl will use a handful of tissue paper to grip your dick at the base of the condom, supposedly to prevent anything from leaking out. But it also means you can't put your dick inside very far because of their hand.

It was a joke. Looking for big boobs, kleenex in the bra. Get it? Like looking for a big butt and finding it's flat because you were fooled by her skirt. See Animal House for further information.

[KC Questor]

What's the good girls URL??

It recently changed to:
https://goodgirls.catalog.to/

[KC Questor]

I've been told to avoid the "Kleenex trick". What's that?

Girl will use a handful of tissue paper to grip your dick at the base of the condom, supposedly to prevent anything from leaking out. But it also means you can't put your dick inside very far because of their hand.
Edit: although you are an experienced monger so now I'm thinking this was a joke post? I don't know. Leaving this hear for anyone who needs it.

[YyzTravel]

You should have lifted up the skirt and squeeze the butts to make sure they are big, bouncy and real, not flat and saggy like rotten pancakes.

Exactly this. Always test the merchandise before you decide to buy. If they don't let you, let that ***** walk.

[Jinxx]

Hi guys.

For those of you who are new in the business of mongering; I would like to give you some tips;.

If you, like me, look for big butt girls beware of the "heels effect" and the "skirt effect".

Girls wearing heels and skirt appear to have a bigger butt than it really is.

When you see them in the room. The magics is gone and the butt looks flatter than a pancake.

Especially those skirts with little fluffy things on the back of the skirt. There are two door girls who stand just west of hk alley entrance they look like sisters and they wear those skirts with the fluffy puffy things on the back. I've seen other door girls wearing them as well. If you look closely at them they even look like they have more extra padding in the back. It kind of gives you the illusion that her butt is bigger and curvier than it actually is. Fuck those skirts. If I see a chica wearing one of those it's an automatic no-go for me.

[Captain Solo]

You should have lifted up the skirt and squeeze the butts to make sure they are big, bouncy and real, not flat and saggy like rotten pancakes.

[Jim0129]

With the recent subjects of agencies, I thought I'the weigh in with all experience, personal and secondhand. Mostly summarized for each, but if any questions feel free to ask.

Agency- Live Latin Angels.

Model- "Kelly".

Possibly one of the best experiences (girl and agency).

Rate was 150 for 2 hrs plus I a well deserved tip.

Smooth communication via WhatsApp with agency. Model in person to photo on website accurate.

2nd.

Agency- Live Latin Angels.

Model- Molly.

Experience was good, but not as great as first one. There was a last minute change in girl, Molly wasn't my original choice, but ended up being 3rd choice from list of available.

Rate 110- 1. 5 hrs. Girl was pretty into it. Agency communication was standard, via WhatsApp. Model in person to photo on website accurate.

3rd.

Agency- GoodGirls.

Model- Emily.

Agency communication via WhatsApp.

Original girl picked ended up not available, (after confirming) was given other choices, chose Emily. Asked if she did CIM which they said yes, but she wasn't having it in person.

Girl itself was not great. Rate ended up 100 ish 1 HR. Model in person to photo on website somewhat accurate but not sure.

4th.

Agency- Musas.

Model- Brandy.

Agency communication via WhatsApp and Telegram.

Great communication, and quick last minute request fulfilled. (Another agency cancelled last minute, and musas filled the request within 1 HR notice) model in person to photo on website accurate.

Rate 140 with girl providing CIM.

Indirect review.

Agency- Team Geisha.

Model-.

Horrible agency.

A best bud of mine got a model from here. We both decided on some escorts and I used a different agency while he used Team Geisha.

As he tried canceling the day of (due to a bad feeling of it) the agency replied with what would appear angrily and unwilling. Nonetheless my friend stuck to the appointment and according to my friend the model was no where near as the picture showed. (Was overweight and ugly).

He tried contacting the agency but they never replied. One of the previous call girls I had mentioned how she worked for team geisha and she spoke terribly of them.

Notes-.

The last 2 times I've tried contacting Live Latin Angels they either didn't reply or would stop replying mid way.

Last visit down to my version of Disneyland was right before the pandemic.

I've been eyeballing the girls from GoodGirls. (I love their selection) but haven't pushed or convinced myself to go down there.

What's the good girls URL??

[AmericanPi]

I find that whenever I try to shave a couple of dollars off of my trip, I always feel penny wise and pound foolish. I never notice the extra 20 dollars for the room here, the extra round of beers there. But I always remember that the room was a little crappier, the meal a little less enjoyable. Whenever I just round up (not splurge, just not be cheap) it's almost always worth the memories and experience.

Ticuan is even better now because you can score a room for $60-65 on the major travel websites. Their free breakfast that comes with fresh squeezed orange juice and coffee would bust you $20 including tax and tip at an equivalent hotel in the states.

[JabberWock]

Not hard to find: http://livelatinangels.com/.

Thanks.

I noticed the same picture for 5 different girls. How can you trust that the other pictures are accurate? Did you ask for face pictures before the session?

[Ypmn1]

I kept her email if somebody is interested.

She is 20' ish, cute face big boobies and huge round butt. Price around $100 for 30 min.

Attached photos.

Hey Detecto,

I saw the pic of her in the black dress on another site. Does she go by Sabine also? Just trying to see if what I saw was a fake or not.

[ScatManDoo]

Hi guys.

For those of you who are new in the business of mongering; I would like to give you some tips;.

If you, like me, look for big butt girls beware of the "heels effect" and the "skirt effect".

Girls wearing heels and skirt appear to have a bigger butt than it really is.

When you see them in the room. The magics is gone and the butt looks flatter than a pancake.

Got some tips for mongers that like big tits?

I've been told to avoid the "Kleenex trick".

What's that?

[BigButtDetecto]

Hi guys.

For those of you who are new in the business of mongering; I would like to give you some tips;.

If you, like me, look for big butt girls beware of the "heels effect" and the "skirt effect".

Girls wearing heels and skirt appear to have a bigger butt than it really is.

When you see them in the room. The magics is gone and the butt looks flatter than a pancake.