Medellin Reports

[ColombiaLover]

Follow-up:

1) Flight left about 25-30 minutes late. Lots of late arrivals on the plane (I hope they felt my laser eyes burning them). So many people blow off the 3 hour rule. And in the past you often got away with it. But today there were flights to Bogota, Cali, MDE, DR all in the morning and all on Spirit. So apparently lines got long (because no self check-in) and these folks who don't follow directions well had to wait. Which means we had to wait.

2) Flight only arrived about 10 minutes late. There were healthcare folks in the walk-way toward immigration. Scanned us for temperature. Immigration lines have changed. Instead of one line for foreigners and one for Colombians, now there are a total of about 5 lines. Two for foreigners. I got in what I thought was the only gringo lane, but discovered I was mistaken. Many gringos behind me got out first (because they had two people servicing them and only one guy servicing us). So it took a little time, but thankfully we were the only flight. I only had to confirm my address. They did not ask for COVID test or proof of registration, since I guess they could see it. The process is a little slower, but I am sure they will improve some in time.

3) Bags were already out and no other lines. Just walked out. No visitors waiting in the lobby. Closed. Had to walk outside near entrance 3 (for national flights). But ATM machines worked and little store was open to buy some water and soda.

Medellin is a bit quiet. Traffic was not bad. My taxi guy tells me the white taxis are permitted to drive 1 day and then have 4 days off. So he's driving his own care also to make extra. Money.

Waiting on my high school sweetheart now.

I checked-in at the FLL airport today. A few things to note:

1) You cannot check-in at the kiosk and drop your luggage. You have to go through the line so they can check your COVID test and ensure that you already registered with the Colombian government. Luckily the line was not long and no issues in the process.

2) Seems like most of those in the gate area for this flight are Colomabians. Not too many obvious mongers.

3) Spirit flight for tomorrow is sold out. Prices are high for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. More normal rates early next week.

Seeing my 18 year old high school girlfriend this afternoon and a new girl (from Tinder) tonight. Hoping for a good time.

I'm feeling a little odd about this trip. It's been 6 months and I'm not returning to the same Colombia that I left. Definitely will be much more cautious. Not going out much, staying near the apartment, focusing on a small group of girls I know. It's going to be strange when I arrive, but hopefully I will settle in.

[PolloNegro]

I share this experience as a cautionary tale to let guys know to be mindful and careful:

So my good gringo friend whom I speak to throughout the day, almost everyday, went MIA at about 4PM this past Monday. I tried to reach him on Tuesday mid morning and again tried throughout Tuesday afternoon but his whatsapp messages were never opened and telephone calls to his phone went to voicemail.

Out of character and I knew something was wrong so called my good paisa buddy in the early evening (last night) and we took a drive over to his apartment, got there at about 9 PM and spoke to the portero about our concerns. He has not seen him all day but did tell us that he had a chica visitor the night before and that he saw her leave at about 11 PM on Monday.

The portero allowed us into the edifico and we headed straight to his apartment, after about one minute of banging on his door and yelling his name the door opened and he was clearly in bad shape, slurring his words, stumbling, almost incoherent at times, his pants were full of piss, some dried and some more recently wet, no shirt, with a look of a deer in the headlight. Yes he was drugged by a new Tinder girl whom he invited over to his apartment at about 10 PM on Monday evening..

I recently stated: People are people and they have many strange ideas about Americans and many Colombians and Venezuelans have a deep rooted hatred for Americans, trust me I found this out the hard way. Many of these working girls have shown me that they are just as opportunistic as people growing up in the Ghettos of America. I grew up in the Ghettos of america and I know what it is like to live hand to mouth. Many have confided in me and told me, that they all think gringos are stupid, rich, and wasteful with money. I can easily see why they think that after spending 3 years here mongering.

And then I stated: Clearly no one on the board is addressing the fact that there are no new clients coming in or going out, the situation is this, you must find a way to earn a date with the clients who are here or you starve and clearly many of them are starving. As the devil's advocate, let me say this, you also must be extremely careful when dating any of these girls during these times as desperate times cause for desperate measures. I stick to the girls who have not tried to rob me and the ones who give great performances. *BMs please be careful Pollo Negro*is out!

[SlapShot10]

I sure hope SJobs has a notepad and a polaroid camera next to the jacuzzi...

The suspense is killing me!


Blakandforthman - See you soon! Try making some patacones with guacamole as a cheap treat, when you return. The girls will melt at how culturally-adaptive and explorative you are.

Surfer, CL, et al, welcome back and enjoy! Looking forward to getting away from some of the recent topics on the board!

Tall Man. Thank you for the reminder. I, for one, can say that having a ride or die chica for trios certainly takes away any of the typical worry or concern of a "first cita" situation. I know not many come all the way to Colombia to roll like that, but it's worked out well, for me. It wasn't my plan, but given the quarantine, I stumbled into a comfortable situation.

My FUCKING SA is still not letting me log in, and I keep getting bullshit robot messages about how the nerd squad is working on it. So, I'm itching to get back to finding some noobies. There have been over a month's worth of birthdays since my last search & destroy mission.

[Surfer500]

I share this experience as a cautionary tale to let guys know to be mindful and careful:

He had no idea that it was 24 hours later, this was Tuesday night now and he had been in a drugged induced state for 24 hours.

She shared a drink with him, he does not drink, and evidently within a period of 20 minutes she drugged him and he remembers falling asleep.

She stole 2 cell phones and at least 3 million pesos that he had in his closet hidden, so she ransacked through his stuff. I am glad to see him and that he is alive.

The Tall Man.

Sage advice again for all to be carefull. It can be so alluring to have a beautiful woman in your apartment versus a Love Motel as you have everything at your disposal. Perhaps the warning signs were there with this Chica being very aggressive about meeting up, that's always a bad sign.

I have very few Chicas in my apartment except those I have vetted and met elsewhere beforehand. Albeit, even the vetted ones might rob you depending on the situation.

There's been numerous past posts about how to mitigate being robbed, and you can never ever let your guard down.

[Surfer500]

Colombia here I come. Caps, shorts, white sneakers. Bringing tall man, pollon negro as security to walk the streets of centro. Lets see who want to fuck with the chicos mal. Lmao.

I think you made the right choice, granted the beaches are nice in the DR, I think the Colombian women run circles around the Dominicans. Just got off the phone with COPA and got a one way Business Class seat for the 14th using award miles from LAX and $ 26.25 in taxes. And I won't need a tall white guy and a black chicken though to escort me around El Centro, however that sounds like a good security detail to have. I'm stoked for sure, but am a little bit nervous about contracting COVID in Colombia given how I roll which I need to modify, including no more using the METRO or Buses.

I contacted one of my cream pie Chicas who told me she had the "bicho" meaning the bug really bad and said it was COVID so she's on my list to receive some loads. Also contacted another one of my Chicas who will be spending a few nights a week at my apartment, so that will leave me with my El Centro regulars to fill in the other days of the week. Instead of bedding all of my El Centro street urchins in different Love Motel's each time like I usually do, I might just get a room at the Premier Plaza for my entire stay and set up shop just for them.

I'm not sure how long I will stay, I'm going to just play it by ear and decide when I get there. Hopefully things will not spiral out of control in the next three weeks due to COVID. I don't want to pull the plug at the last minute. I will be away at least thru the election, and hell, there might be a civil war going on and perhaps I won't want to return.

Let the good times roll!

[Kulibali]

I share this experience as a cautionary tale to let guys know to be mindful and careful:

So my good gringo friend whom I speak to throughout the day, almost everyday, went MIA at about 4PM this past Monday. I tried to reach him on Tuesday mid morning and again tried throughout Tuesday afternoon but his whatsapp messages were never opened and telephone calls to his phone went to voicemail.

Out of character and I knew something was wrong so called my good paisa buddy in the early evening (last night) and we took a drive over to his apartment, got there at about 9 PM and spoke to the portero about our concerns. He has not seen him all day but did tell us that he had a chica visitor the night before and that he saw her leave at about 11 PM on Monday.

The portero allowed us into the edifico and we headed straight to his apartment, after about one minute of banging on his door and yelling his name the door opened and he was clearly in bad shape, slurring his words, stumbling, almost incoherent at times, his pants were full of piss, some dried and some more recently wet, no shirt, with a look of a deer in the headlight. Yes he was drugged by a new Tinder girl whom he invited over to his apartment at about 10 PM on Monday evening.

He had no idea that it was 24 hours later, this was Tuesday night now and he had been in a drugged induced state for 24 hours.

See that is why I like some places like san peter in Laureles, that chica would not be able to get past the front desk without your OK. But she got 4 months salary off that gringo.

[Chicafan]

I checked-in at the FLL airport today. A few things to note:
1) You cannot check-in at the kiosk and drop your luggage. You have to go through the line so they can check your COVID test and ensure that you already registered with the Colombian government. Luckily the line was not long and no issues in the process.
2) Seems like most of those in the gate area for this flight are Colomabians. Not too many obvious mongers.
3) Spirit flight for tomorrow is sold out. Prices are high for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. More normal rates early next week.
Seeing my 18 year old high school girlfriend this afternoon and a new girl (from Tinder) tonight. Hoping for a good time.
I'm feeling a little odd about this trip. It's been 6 months and I'm not returning to the same Colombia that I left. Definitely will be much more cautious. Not going out much, staying near the apartment, focusing on a small group of girls I know. It's going to be strange when I arrive, but hopefully I will settle in.

It will be great! Even a small group of good girls is a blessing.

So did you take a covid test 96 hours before you left and had to sweat getting results before your day of flight or is it that your results have to have been issued (no more than 96 hours before your departure flight? I had a test recently (negative) because I came in contact with someone who was positive. It took more than four days for my results. I only received a phone call and I don't even know what type of test I took. Nose swab.

[Knowledge]

You know the old saying, "how are you going to keep them on the farm once they see the big city". You should be thanking Surfer for exploding that truth bomb all up in your grill. You would be bored and frustrated in So-sewer, locked down under curfew at night and sick of seeing the same overused providers and thirsty punters every day along its 300 meter strip.

Colombia here I come. Caps, shorts, white sneakers. Bringing tall man, pollon negro as security to walk the streets of centro. Lets see who want to fuck with the chicos mal. Lmao.

[Blakman]

Colombia here I come. Caps, shorts, white sneakers. Bringing tall man, pollon negro as security to walk the streets of centro. Lets see who want to fuck with the chicos mal. Lmao

I too have been to the DR numerous times, and ten years ago it was hard to beat. The Sosua strip with all the clubs open, and I used to sit outside and sip cocktails and watch the Putas on Parade walking up and down the main drag strutting their stuff. I always rented a car, would go surfing early in the mornings, and had a few regulars that would stay with me. I loved prowling the streets and the beach, it was always good in the afternoons and evenings yet things have changed with an entertainment area now on the outskirts of town versus how it used to be. I probably have over 1,000 post of my exploits there. As far as your take on the Dominican women being prettier than the Colombians, well that's a personal thing, and as far as their bodies, some of them do have killer bodies but my personal preference is for the Colombians, I'll be back in El Centro in a few weeks to scour the gutters and pillage.

Your aware there's a curfew there so it may be limiting you. This is something you should consider. I never liked Puerto Plata and don't recommend you stay there. If I were to go back I would stay in Sosua, comb the beach during the day, and schedule some Tinder girls in during the day for tryouts and potential overnighters.

If you decide to go to the DR your posts will be sorely missed along with the dueling posts with Slapshot, yet sounds likes SJobs will be the new dominant mucky muck high roller in town if he ever resurfaces from arriving and you could go toe to toe with him.

Regardless, keep us posted I'm sure you will do well, and at least you can dress in your shorts and not be given a bunch of flak for it.

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[The Tall Man]

I share this experience as a cautionary tale to let guys know to be mindful and careful:

So my good gringo friend whom I speak to throughout the day, almost everyday, went MIA at about 4PM this past Monday. I tried to reach him on Tuesday mid morning and again tried throughout Tuesday afternoon but his whatsapp messages were never opened and telephone calls to his phone went to voicemail.

Out of character and I knew something was wrong so called my good paisa buddy in the early evening (last night) and we took a drive over to his apartment, got there at about 9 PM and spoke to the portero about our concerns. He has not seen him all day but did tell us that he had a chica visitor the night before and that he saw her leave at about 11 PM on Monday.

The portero allowed us into the edifico and we headed straight to his apartment, after about one minute of banging on his door and yelling his name the door opened and he was clearly in bad shape, slurring his words, stumbling, almost incoherent at times, his pants were full of piss, some dried and some more recently wet, no shirt, with a look of a deer in the headlight. Yes he was drugged by a new Tinder girl whom he invited over to his apartment at about 10 PM on Monday evening.

He had no idea that it was 24 hours later, this was Tuesday night now and he had been in a drugged induced state for 24 hours.

She shared a drink with him, he does not drink, and evidently within a period of 20 minutes she drugged him and he remembers falling asleep.

She stole 2 cell phones and at least 3 million pesos that he had in his closet hidden, so she ransacked through his stuff. I am glad to see him and that he is alive.

I will pick him up today at about noon and get him a new cell phone and try to determine what else is missing. Surprisingly she did not go through his jean pockets which he was wearing when she drugged him as his front pocket had a wad of almost 2 million and his other front pocket had his bank cards in it.

I will learn more today but from what I know is that she was hounding him aggressively for the past week wanting to get with him.

Be careful and always stay aware.

BTW, his personality tends to be trusting and I keep warning him about this. These are bitches, these are working girls, these are thieves, these are scum, yes many appear to be sweet and nice and great fucks but never let your guard completely down, don't get complacent. Find them and fuck them but understand what they are.

Be safe and much love and respect to all!

The Tall Man.

[ColombiaLover]

I checked-in at the FLL airport today. A few things to note:

1) You cannot check-in at the kiosk and drop your luggage. You have to go through the line so they can check your COVID test and ensure that you already registered with the Colombian government. Luckily the line was not long and no issues in the process.

2) Seems like most of those in the gate area for this flight are Colomabians. Not too many obvious mongers.

3) Spirit flight for tomorrow is sold out. Prices are high for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. More normal rates early next week.

Seeing my 18 year old high school girlfriend this afternoon and a new girl (from Tinder) tonight. Hoping for a good time.

I'm feeling a little odd about this trip. It's been 6 months and I'm not returning to the same Colombia that I left. Definitely will be much more cautious. Not going out much, staying near the apartment, focusing on a small group of girls I know. It's going to be strange when I arrive, but hopefully I will settle in.

[The Tall Man]

Quite frankly looking at my past conquest Dominicans are prettier than Colombia women. For sure better bodies.

Much love and respect to all, Blackman must be a black man, hehehehe.

First know that this Tall White Man loves blacks, be they from my home state of California or a Costena (coast of Colombia) or Medellin or the dozens that I enjoyed in both the Sue and Cuba, all delicious hehehehehe and to each their own but Dominican blacks are no where near the "prettier" factor as compared to just about any woman be them paisa, rollo, costena or caliena in Colombia.

Now to be fair I absolutely agree that Dominicans have bodies that are made to be fucked hard and long, I love the muscles in some of the more leaner body types, agreed that there are some bodies that are to die for, but not prettier in facial features for sure unless your a black male and love the big asses and thigh muscles that scream to be spread and fucked hard.

I need to find a few of my older photos of my black regular back in California and post a few, you will understand when you her. To me she holds near top honers and she is straight out of Compton.

Again much love for the black woman, you know that I treat you like a princess.

The Tall Man.

[LatinaLover#1]

FLL to MDE is actually less than that in air. So no problem. I fly tomorrow and everything is a go. In fact, they must be overbooked as they are asking for people to take a bribe to take a later flight.

Colombia Lover, your right, My girl got a call from American Airlines yesterday, trying to bait her to take her flight to Miami on Saturday instead of Friday. I suspected this when I saw the prices rise quickly from 300 and change to +600. I don't blame them for trying to get double per seat than I paid them.

[JSmith49]

After reading some positive reviews its seems Colombia is back open and I'm looking to get on the first plane I can at the start of October. Still been browsing La diabla chica list and am curious to if anyone here positive reviews on them or if they are still in the game. Looking forward to any help I receive. Thanks in advance.

[Osteoknot]

If this question was already answered I did not see it and I read every post after I first asked it.

From the US Embassy in Colombia: All arriving passengers should obtain a negative PCR test result no more than 96 hours before arriving in Colombia, as well as complete Migracion Colombia Check-Mig immigration form.

With that said, anyone who had dealt with government officials in Colombia, knows that it can depend on who is standing in front of you at the moment. I have gotten opposite answers (not about this) on Visa issues from government employees working at desks so close they could reach out and touch each other. I have been given instructions, returned the next day, and been told something completely different.

I am not saying to ignore anything but rules are selectively and variably enforced in Colombia.