Medellin Reports

[Member #4665]

Any experience with Mariana Palacio? I am thinking of inviting her over this weekend. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100025134068072.

200 y taxi.

That is one fine little pop tart. Thanks for posting. Sorry, no experience. Anyone here listen to the economist weekly audio news. They often have an audio named Bello. I could never figure out where the hell Bello actually is. Then I saw it listed on the poptart' s Facebook page. Bello, Antioquia.

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The worldwide gold standard must be respected. 25,000 COP per hour, and I'm doing you a favor here.

[JjBee62]

I read that free tests are available. I guess the problem is the turnaround time but I am still getting e-mails from the airlines that tell me there are no change fees if you need to postpone a flight reservation.

Depends on where you are. Free tests are available, with insurance some places with 48 hour results. Other places free, but 72 hours or longer for results, not counting weekends. There's a place in Fort Lauderdale with 24 hour results for $179. They don't accept any insurance. With my schedule that seems to be my best option. Fly into Miami Friday, get the test first thing Monday then fly on to Medellin Tuesday.

[Combo]

Venezuela can not even provide itself with electricity and internet. Whenever I talk to a friend in Venezuela they have a brownout. You think they actually have been able to find a cure?

Maybe Maduro agreed to market the Russian vaccine on behalf of Putin. Anyone who takes it, let us know how you make out.

What they said.

[Incrociatore]

I think I dodged a bullet. I almost booked an airbnb for that place since it has nice views of the city from one of the pic with good nice amenities. I read the guest policies and was turned off by it so didn't even bother to contact the host.

I booked the place. The first 3 guests are free, then you have to pay 100000 COP per guest. It's stated in the house rules on the ad on AirBnb, which I didn't read when I booked. I mean, I avoided the hotel because people here told me about a sort of COVID policy, and I booked that place to be independent. Then I discover about the rules. I left after 4 days (and 4 guests), which I didn't pay for. I changed the reservation. They asked me the money for the last guest, which I didn't pay, of course. The guy at the reception was indirectly asking for a propina to not register the guests. I don't like this stuff. They authorized the change of dates, because I forced the rules. The others don't and pay. I'm no fool. Got another apartment, totally independent, with two bathrooms and all the possible amenities. Laureles Lofts is a scam, be aware.

[JGomez90]

Yes one lab quoted me $325.00. They advised come at 8 am and we will have your test results back at noon. That's as much as the dam flight. I mainly do my mongering in Mexico now. Living in Texas those weekend trips are a lot easier but thought about going back to Medelland but at that price I'll wait.

I got mine for 140,000 peso and it was a 3 hour turn around. Just ask a Colombian where they might have gotten theirs or look on medellin facebook groups on where to get them cheap.

[JGomez90]

Any experience with Mariana Palacio? I am thinking of inviting her over this weekend. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100025134068072.

200 y taxi.

Is there like a central database somewhere? Haha with all the girls and options here in Medellin I find it hard to match up with the same girls unless your going to Gusto / Isla every day.

[Incrociatore]

Some 72 hours ones is from the date of the report, not the date of the test. Also, some count only working days so weekend days are not counted.

It's 96 hours from the date of the sample, not the test.

[Knowledge]

Maybe Maduro agreed to market the Russian vaccine on behalf of Putin. Anyone who takes it, let us know how you make out.

Venezuela can not even provide itself with electricity and internet. Whenever I talk to a friend in Venezuela they have a brownout. You think they actually have been able to find a cure?

[Mr Enternational]

That would be awesome, I hope it's true! They have some beautiful islands as well as women from what I've seen on YouTube.

Venezuela can not even provide itself with electricity and internet. Whenever I talk to a friend in Venezuela they have a brownout. You think they actually have been able to find a cure?

[Noamsadovnik]

Any experience with Mariana Palacio? I am thinking of inviting her over this weekend. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100025134068072.

200 y taxi.

[Surfer500]

SJobs must be there already. Just the idea that Maduro will save the world and USA is awesome by itself.

So, now we will see people further divided into new religions who will:

A) disregard any prudence and with baseball hat dive into bars because protected by hydroxychloroquine;.

B) open a "Maduro Fan Club" and request a visa for Venezuela to enjoy Venezolanas, instead of risking and hunting them in Medellin;.

C) stay at home and read ISG while waiting for better times.

One "religion" you left out.

D) those who have a collection of life size blow up dolls to amuse themselves to ride out the Pandemic.

[Nounce]

Unfortunately the labs are taking advantage of the situation where somebody (travelers) need a very quick turnaround time to get a test result. And to further complicate things, a lot of labs don't run tests over the weekends, so as an example if you have flight on a Tuesday you may have a problem getting a test result within the time window required by Countries requiring a PCR test within 72 hours. Hence labs are offering same day test results with the test being taken early in the morning of which they charge a ton of money as you have pointed out.

Some 72 hours ones is from the date of the report, not the date of the test. Also, some count only working days so weekend days are not counted.

[Blakman]

Honestly the humor needs work. I just want to stop you while you are ahead. I feel you though

Hey, I love women, and I respect them, And they love me. But this is great news very close to the 25,000 COP per hour worldwide gold standard. Standard recognized by the bankers And escorts in Switzerland.

I scheduled a seeking date towards the end of the year and the girl got impatient and message me an ultimatum " Like, hey man, let's meet soon, or it's off. " I said, "Beaaaach Pleasssse. "
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I treat a beach like 7-up. I never have. I never will. hahahahahahjajaja :)

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[LoveItHere69]

I read that Venezuela has discovered a cure for covid 19 which for me is better than a vaccine. If it is indeed successful that would bring an end to the need for tests or vaccine and the good times will be here again.

You should share the link. But it does not matter. Fake News. Venezuela is not known for Big Pharma. Most the educated people with money left already. So the Scientists worth anything left the country months or years ago. Medical research costs big money. Venezuela has none. Common sense dictates that Venezuela finding anything is a super wet fantasy dream.

[Knowledge]

I read that free tests are available. I guess the problem is the turnaround time but I am still getting e-mails from the airlines that tell me there are no change fees if you need to postpone a flight reservation.

Yes one lab quoted me $325.00. They advised come at 8 am and we will have your test results back at noon. That's as much as the dam flight. I mainly do my mongering in Mexico now. Living in Texas those weekend trips are a lot easier but thought about going back to Medelland but at that price I'll wait.