Medellin Reports

[Nounce]

That movie is pure fantasy. When will MFs learn? Spending money taking putas to restaurants, cinemas and shit.

Do you mean Mr E is one of the MFs? Or just what's in the movie?

[Turgid]

It is the screenplay of the Julia Roberts movie "Pretty Woman".

That movie is pure fantasy. When will MFs learn? Spending money taking putas to restaurants, cinemas and shit.

[Just Incognito]

Stay vigilant and aware!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D8C...uI&app=desktop

[Blakman]

4% people. Mostly couples. Police presence. Not much more to tell. 1 cutie.

8 PM or later for drinks / dinner, 10 PM or later for overpriced providers.

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[Knowledge]

8 PM or later for drinks / dinner, 10 PM or later for overpriced providers.

Prepared to hit lleras park first time this trip. Whats a good time?

[Blakman]

Prepared to hit lleras park first time this trip. Whats a good time?

[Blakman]

Mileroticos. Connect with girl, she will give you location

Any Casa's open? Just got into town, staying indefinitely.

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[Kinosellis]

If they told me to learn spanish and gave me this reason in school. I probably would've learned something. Haha.

I have a new nonpro in Barranquilla. She wanted to stay with me the days I was there but said she would need to pay a babysitter. I said how much is that. She said standard price. I said I don't know what that is. She said yeah I keep forgetting you are not from here. It was 30K/day to keep her kids for 24 hours. I also did not know there was a welfare system in Colombia. She said she gets 300K from the government every 2 months for 2 kids.

This must have been the poorest chick that I have met in my life. She had never eaten Mexican food, never eaten salmon, only been to the movies 2 times in her life, and never seen a bathtub. The first day we went to the salon and got her hair and nails done. We also ate Mexican food. The next day she wanted to eat Mexican food again, but I told her we should go eat salmon instead. Movies are closed for Covid and I told her next time I will find a hotel with a bathtub..

[Osteoknot]

When they show you that gratitude. I've taken some from the lowest estratos (1 or 2) to some truly amazing locals and they always, always, reward how we treat them with true nymphomaniac, mind blowing, out of this world sessions. Sometimes I wish I was younger and in better shape!

This from my Day One. Regular, non-pro girls are more likely to rock your socks off than the average pro. I believe in the smorgasboard theory of sampling as much from the buffet as my tastes will lead me. The convenience of snagging a Botero Parque chica for 50 mil or less has a definite place in my mongering. But my numbered line-up of steady girls is ten times more fulfilling and fun. To each his own. As Lenny Bruce once put it, "A man will fuck mud. " If any wet hole will do then do any wet hole. But if you want your mind and your cock blown get to know the right regular girl and develop an "understanding. " There is a dance that must be done to keep them all happy and maybe that is a snag for some. I personally don't lie to any of them, and I tell them where they stand and don't expect me to stick with one girl. A few won't tolerate sharing (oh well, there are twenty more waiting in the wings) and being ranked, but amazingly, the majority do.

[Surfer500]

When they show you that gratitude. I've taken some from the lowest estratos (1 or 2) to some truly amazing locals and they always, always, reward how we treat them with true nymphomaniac, mind blowing, out of this world sessions. Sometimes I wish I was younger and in better shape!

I can 100% relate to this as I have experienced it myself. I took an Estrata 1 girl to San Geronimo earlier this year, and she was like on another planet staying in a Hotel with a pool and a sauna which we had to ourselves to play in. Besides all of the mind blowing sex, I only wish I could have been blowing loads every 4 hours, versus 3 times a day being an old fart. She thanked me profusely upon returning, and wants to go to Santa Fe De Antioquia with me next time. It's amazing that so many in Colombia have never travelled anywhere, like even 30 miles outside of Medellin, or even seen the Ocean.

[Knowledge]

This made me laugh out loud. Like all good humor, it is based in truth.

A rental history and 5, will get you a tinto at Juan Valdez.

[Knowledge]

It is the screenplay of the Julia Roberts movie "Pretty Woman".

I love this story!

[FortuneWaffers]

Any Casa's open? Just got into town, staying indefinitely.

[Combo]

I have a new nonpro in Barranquilla. She wanted to stay with me the days I was there but said she would need to pay a babysitter. I said how much is that. She said standard price. I said I don't know what that is. She said yeah I keep forgetting you are not from here. It was 30K/day to keep her kids for 24 hours. I also did not know there was a welfare system in Colombia. She said she gets 300K from the government every 2 months for 2 kids.

This must have been the poorest chick that I have met in my life. She had never eaten Mexican food, never eaten salmon, only been to the movies 2 times in her life, and never seen a bathtub. The first day we went to the salon and got her hair and nails done. We also ate Mexican food. The next day she wanted to eat Mexican food again, but I told her we should go eat salmon instead. Movies are closed for Covid and I told her next time I will find a hotel with a bathtub.

After I left she said:

Amor quiero darte las gracias por todo. nunca haba vivido algo como lo que vivi. Nunca nadie me haba hecho sentir tan importante

Nothing like dealing with chicks that appreciate shit.

I love this story!

[JjBee62]

Another thing to be mentioned are the rules for apartments (specifically) that all owners, tenants, residents, and renters must comply with regardless of any specific restrictions an owner may have for renting their apartment.

As an example, in my building there are rules against making noise, and fines associated with it. May sound odd, but what occured recently was one of the owners rented out his apartment to a couple, and apparently the couple had parties and made noise on various occasions, and the Porteros gave them warnings, and informed them if they violated the buildings rules they would sanctioned on the third violation which was being documented by the Porteros. So for the first warning they were given a verbal warning, the second warning was a letter stating that if they violated the rules again they would be fined, and when they broke the rules again, guess what, the owner got fined based on a formula they used which basically came to 300,000 Pesos in this instance which the owner than charged his renters for.

And if you're the short term renter who is breaking the rules, the property owner can immediately terminate your lease without giving a refund. If that happens at 2 am, you might have a long night finding someplace to spend the next 2 weeks.

Know the rules and follow them. Complaining about the rules doesn't fix anything. Trying to find ways around the rules will make things worse. Telling people they need to buy or lease a house or apartment long term to avoid rules, doesn't help the guys staying for 5 days.